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Christianity EtcRe: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by Futurejoy(f): 7:55am On Aug 02, 2020
Miracle7998:
Brethren this is the reason I always tell people to always be on alert and be vigilant so that you will know what kind of things the enemy brings to your house, this is a bat that the enemy sent to my home this night around 10:40 pm and glory be to God we killed it.

You have to stand and fight your enemies we are in the last days
Laughing my ass out. If you go through life with this type of energy, na blood pressure last last
TV/MoviesRe: Ka3na Stylishly Used Her Leg To Drag Her Shorts After Sex Romp With Praise by Futurejoy(f): 7:29pm On Aug 01, 2020
Dreal1247:
It is becoming evidently clearer daily that the so-called reality show is designed to pollute the people's minds with all manners of sexual dirtiness. IT SHOULD BE BOUND
Bounder
HealthRe: Asaba: 4 People Die Mysteriously In A Newly Rented Flat by Futurejoy(f): 3:31pm On Jul 31, 2020
Righteousness89:
Many Mysteries happening on earth..

The World is governed by forces and Powers.

That's why it's important to be Spirtual.

It is High Risk to be Spirtually empty..
It is High Risk to be in the Middle..


Wickedness has Gone Nuclear..

If you are not Spiritually fit in GOD, you are not far from being a Casualty! Any tom, dick and harry can take you out..

I speak from Experiences...

Condolences to their Families
Wickedness of generator fume?
RomanceRe: Ladies, Do You Prefer To Be Very Rich Or Have A Very Rich Husband? by Futurejoy(f): 3:10pm On Jul 31, 2020
Durentt:
Like 20 million dollars rich, if given the option to be that rich or have a man that rich that would stay with you indefinitely. What would you choose.

Feminists you are welcome to comment
I want to be rich as well as my husband
AgricultureRe: Help!, How Do I Start Home Vegetable Garden? by Futurejoy(f): 1:22pm On Jul 30, 2020
majorgr:
Yes You can plant onion with seed, water leaves, cucumbers, bell pepper, tomato, aleovera, water melon, letus, carrot, etc. I've done all these before and it was really a blessing eating what i produced myself using buckets and containers due to the fact that there was no planting space around. In fact my neighbors were even benefiting from it better than i did because i traveled a lot. The pictures are just a few, i moved house so i haven't got time to replant
I love this
HealthRe: How Do 'mad' People Travel So Far. by Futurejoy(f): 1:10pm On Jul 30, 2020
Chris525:
Really? Thats crazy!
I tell you. Some of the mad people roaming the streets speak Igbo that raised suspicions
HealthRe: How Do 'mad' People Travel So Far. by Futurejoy(f): 11:49am On Jul 30, 2020
yougrichy:
I also wonder how they do it.I remember a mad man i always see at port harcourt walking along onitsha-owerri road during a visit there some years back.It still amazes me how he got there,passing through many express ways.
The government truck carried those mad people and drop them at the boundary of other states
HealthRe: How Do 'mad' People Travel So Far. by Futurejoy(f): 11:47am On Jul 30, 2020
Chris525:
A distant relative who has been struggling with mental health challenge for some years now left home sometime in May & has just recently been found in far away Edo state.

I cant stop wondering how he got that far from Ogun in such a state. People have said it is common with such patients.

I would like an insight from anyone who has an idea or first hand knowledge on how they travel so far away from their homes to places where they've never been & know no one.
Most state governments try to decongest their state with mad people when they feel the mad people are too much and causing threats to the community. They use trucks and pack them then they go and drop them in other states. This has happened a lot In Akwa-ibom, trucks from Abia state and Imo state come and dump retarded people in the mid night when no one is watching......I guess that is what happened to your relative
TV/MoviesRe: Prince Uses Nengi To Demonstrate His Favourite Sex Position, Ozo Pained by Futurejoy(f): 1:11pm On Jul 29, 2020
Amuluonyenaego:
Oga my parents trained me well, there's nothing like secret sin in my dictionary. If I want to have sex my wife is there for me but as for me and my family we can never support that immorality they are practicing there.
Oga, opt out of the channel if you don’t like the things they do there, at least you that option this season to block BBN from your cable. Stop seeking for unnecessary attention you hypocrite
HealthRe: Dr Stella Immanuel COVID19 Hydroxychloroquine Video Deleted By Facebook, Twitter by Futurejoy(f): 7:44pm On Jul 28, 2020
PhenomenalAustin:
What is WHO hiding?

It's really suspicious! Trump twitted about this chloroquine treatment before but he was hushed by "Health experts"...


Or is this virus a tool for population control??


What do I know? huh
It’s a tool for population control just like every other pandemic in the past and disease like H.I.V , cancer etc.
EducationRe: Bachel Academy, Lagos Where A1 Can Be Bought by Futurejoy(f): 12:03pm On Jul 27, 2020
Shehuyinka:
In this report, Damilola BANJO, who went undercover as Grace Adebiga, and Habeeb OLADAPO, expose examination malpractices in a popular Lagos school during the last WAEC and JAMB exams.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--5Hmu1d0_c

OVER the years, there has been a consistent increase in the number of students seeking tertiary education in Nigeria. Over 1.5 million young people in Nigeria sit for the West African Secondary School Certificate Examination (WASSCE) and slightly above the number sit for the Joint Admissions Matriculation Board Examination (JAMB).

In 2019, the year of this investigation, exactly 1,590,173 students registered for the West African examination and 1.8 million sat for the JAMB. Out of this number, just a little over 600,000 got admission into the different tertiary institutions available in the country.

The number of admission seekers far outnumber the available slots in the tertiary institutions. This has created a huge competition for limited spaces hence the desperate moves by students, parents and teachers who have resorted to sharp practices at every level to beat the system, thereby edging out honest students with their fraudulently acquired superlative results.

Examination malpractice has flourished in Nigeria for a long time and many people have created an illegal business around their ability to outsmart the system, as revealed in this investigation.

After documenting stories on how results are easily bought at Bachel Academy, Damilola BANJO and Habib OLADAPO investigate some of the claims.

In this Investigation, Banjo, under the pseudonym of Grace Adebiga enrolled at Bachel Academy in Egbeda area of Lagos State, for both WASSCE and JAMB examination.

Grace Adebiga is a 25-year-old rice seller, who wanted to get tertiary education. She would need to write WASSCE and JAMB in order to achieve her goal of gaining a tertiary education. For six months, Grace went through the Bachel Academy as an admission seeker who was too busy to study but willing to pay for the needed grades. She registered for the 2019 WASSCE and JAMB in the school where she documented evidence of extortion, bribery and examination fraud.

Not all that glitter is genuine

Bachel College, and its other affiliates, like the Bachel Academy, are popular for churning out good WASSCE results and well above 200 JAMB scores. On the school’s Facebook page, a former student shared how she made her O’level result at Bacheal Academy after five failed attempts elsewhere.

“Mr bachel is the only solution for all the people in the nation that see education as the problem of our nation like me now have loss hope about all this education stuff have been doing waec gce neco for almost good five years but i thank god today because have make my result math b3 phys b3 chem b3 eng c5 biology c6 bachel is too much and one thing is that some people didn’t know that we used our money to buy our self good things love bachel once again (sic),” the student, Humble Sinner, praised the school.

This would have been commendable if the results were achieved through hard work but the cue to how students of Bachel make outstanding grades is obvious in the disjointed and grammatical blunder in the testimonial of Humble Sinner. The lack of punctuation and capitalization would have earned Sinner a grade way below C6 but at Bachel even a ‘sinner’ can be made a saint.

Bachel is one of the notable private schools in Lagos by all standards. It has state-of-the art secondary schools in Ayobo, Ogba and Egbeda areas of Lagos State. The school at Ayobo is built on a large expanse of land with a lush green field for recreation. The level of examination fraud perpetrated in all the branches of Bachel schools is antithetical to the quiet exterior at the Ayobo branch.

With well over 2,000 students in its three branches, including the tutorial centre, Bachel has the capacity and infrastructure to be in the business of education, but lacks integrity to inspire value of hard work in its students.

This would have been commendable if the results were achieved through hard work but the cue to how students of Bachel make outstanding grades is obvious in the disjointed and grammatical blunder in the testimonial of Humble Sinner. The lack of punctuation and capitalization would have earned Sinner a grade way below C6 but at Bachel even a ‘sinner’ can be made a saint.

Bachel is one of the notable private schools in Lagos by all standards. It has state-of-the art secondary schools in Ayobo, Ogba and Egbeda areas of Lagos State. The school at Ayobo is built on a large expanse of land with a lush green field for recreation. The level of examination fraud perpetrated in all the branches of Bachel schools is antithetical to the quiet exterior at the Ayobo branch.

With well over 2,000 students in its three branches, including the tutorial centre, Bachel has the capacity and infrastructure to be in the business of education, but lacks integrity to inspire value of hard work in its students.

Founded on September 15, 2006, Bachel positioned itself as the epitome of quality education in Nigeria, providing “unique, outstanding and remarkable academic service to Nigerians and foreigners of different social-status in its four standard schools at Ogba, Ayobo and Ikotun, with several academy centers in Lagos and Ogun metropolis,”

“We simply provide technical and professional standards required to bring out the best, useful and hidden potentials in students through a team of dynamic management and passionate professionals who frown at failure,” it claimed on its official website.

However, behind the walls, there is an organised system of examination fraud. The sterling grades being flaunted by Sinner, and many of its students, are the result of organised exam fraud. Everyone in the school, including WAEC officials, play a part in this malpractice. The students, and the gatemen, are not left out; they all are fully involved.

https://www.icirnigeria.org/investigation-inside-a-lagos-state-school-where-a1-can-be-bought-part-1/
Honestly, each time I look back through the years, I am always grateful to God for the sacrifices I made and by decision to do the right thing especially during exams. When I was preparing for my SSCE that I wrote in SS3 (2011) I read till I was depressed, my school organized 6am morning and 3:30 -4:30 pm evening tutorials for us. Our principals kept on reminding us that they have invested passionately in teaching us and that we should make them proud by reading well so we could pass. After the evening tutorials in school everyday, I would trek to my JAMB class for 25 minutes . I developed ulcer cos I felt so much pressure to make sure I study like craze and when my results came out, I passed outstandingly but had an F9 in Igbo grin. I taught in a private school two years ago and I was shocked to see that the proprietor of the school always assured them that they will help them during their Waec and Neco and that made the students lazy during their class activities.
Till my university I tried as much as possible to study hard and avoid malpractice cos I know I have a role to play in building this country irrespective of the painful behavior of our politicians. I admire all those that didn’t boycott corners to pass any kind of exams or achieve any kind of success. May God never shame us
PoliticsRe: Anambra Police Receives New Helicopter For Surveillance (Photos) by Futurejoy(f): 10:20pm On Jul 24, 2020
EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1359205/anambra-police-command-receives-new-surveillance-helicopter-photos/
I just hope they won’t complain about lack of fuel when they are called upon to catch a criminal
TV/MoviesRe: Laycon, From Shame To Fame: Meet The BBNaija Housemate Who Was Mocked Online by Futurejoy(f): 9:49am On Jul 21, 2020
Linadinna:
Olamilekan Agbeleshe known by his stage name Laycon is a 26 year old rapper and singer from Lagos. He graduated from the department of philosophy from the University of Lagos in 2016, and he was one of the best graduating student in his set.

Laycon started his music career at an early age and has now emerged as one of Nigeria's most promising act as his E.P which he dropped months back went from just some mere streams to a hundred thousands plus streams across all platforms after he was mocked online at the inception of the big brother show last night for looking malnourished like a kwashiorkor patient by lots of Nigerians. Many felt that he has no business at all in the house cause when he was asked what's his spec, he gave a rather not incline answer and was just staring staring at other housemates all through the night.

But as at filing this report, Laycon's shame has turned to fame as his fan base is now going high, he is the most trended housemate now and his fan base is increasing massively, top celebrities like Don Jazzy, Denrele Edun e.t.c are now rooting for him. His EP went from just 25 streams to 16,000 streams just last night. Could he be the next Efe who won the BBN show like this in 2017? Only time will tell. Like Efe who had a word associated with him "Base on logistics" Laycon's word now associated with him is, "Just have sense". He made this statement when he was asked what was his spec last night.

Laycon is currently the favourite and most talked about housemate at this moment. An interview with him, he revealed that he acquired an habit of reading his bible during the lockdown.
This Laycon guy is smart and intelligent put together. My mum just fell in love with his voice and the way he is organized when talking. Smart people like this makes me interested in BBN, just the way Seyi caught my attention last season
TravelRe: Doctor Who Just Passed Out From NYSC Dies In Accident In Rivers State by Futurejoy(f): 12:21am On Jul 21, 2020
Righteousness89:


That's why we are here my Sister!

Let our Words Disgust you to Repentance!

That's all that Matters My Sister!
You really don’t have sense. I shouldn’t be wasting my time on a basket brain
TV/MoviesRe: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by Futurejoy(f): 8:44am On Jul 20, 2020
IpobOsuIgbo:
cool

This means that Nigerians will continue to be on lockdown for the next 3 months...


Another episode of soft porñ that will get a great audience..


DSTV... Ruining lives.
You now have the option of disabling BBN on your decoder so stop making unnecessary noise.
FamilyRe: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Futurejoy(f): 5:44pm On Jul 19, 2020
TheArchangel:
How old is your brother?
Oga, stand your ground in that house.
Force your brother to rent a house for you by raising serious hell and at the same time appearing meek. Sleep in that room when you come back and if the wife and her sisters talk trash, raise hell. Do not budge one beat. Keep your bags in the shop but sleep in that room to avoid them messing up your things. Take the food from that pot and raise hell while doing it. When your brother comes or is around, pretend like they are accusing you falsely.
Remember self defense, beat the sh!t out of any of the sisters that touch you first. You can plead self-defense later. Do not touch the wife but remember to use your mouth to finish her. .
Do not relent. If they can be there, you can be also. It's either your brother chase you all away or peace or resemblance of it will rain in that house.
You are troublesome grin....
FoodRe: Please Help, I Want To Get Fat By All Means by Futurejoy(f): 5:51am On Jul 16, 2020
Queenflourish:
Sharing from experience
I also got lean due to stress, I was not happy about it so I checked some reviews online and came to know about apetamin
I went to the chemist to get it at 2k
It really helped me in gaining weight fast but I ate well o
After one bottle I was turning chubby apetamin is good but it adds flesh to one's tummy I was not happy about that cus I had a small waist naturally
It was 22-23 before apetamin but after the second bottle it turned 25-26 I was not happy so I stopped it

Currently now am using blood tonic with another syrup I won't like to mention,
It did not add fat to my tummy only my hips which am very happy about.
When taking apetamin , it is recommended that one should exercise on target areas e.g stomach and waist .....do more of hips uplift exercise and you will have a magnificent figure 8 shape
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 12 Classes Of Nigerians Banned From Applying For Police Constable Jobs (details) by Futurejoy(f): 4:34pm On Jul 14, 2020
Catabolism:
squint eyes
The eye must sharp Wella to differentiate 50 Naira from 20 Naira
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Gives Birth To A Baby Boy (Photos) by Futurejoy(f): 6:33pm On Jun 29, 2020
GOFRONT:
Imagine Regina of yesterday....Congrats jare!!!!

Adesua and Banky w.......We dey wait for una..
Since when did their marriage become your business?
CelebritiesRe: Cassandra Owolabi Blasts Funke Akindele Shares Experience Working With Actress by Futurejoy(f): 4:56pm On Jun 29, 2020
Laidelaitangirl:
Actress Funke Akindele’s ex staff, Cassandra Owolabi, calls her out over alleged physical, emotional and financial abuse.



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CB8NlkGlDm-/?igshid=5abnn5eyjt5x
A lot of Nigerians love feeling entitled, a work space is a work space. Funke Akindele gave you a job to do, housed , fed and payed you and you are here saying the treatment was in humane cos she refused to give you gossip time ...... I have not met Funke Akindele but I know she is no lazy lady. She built her fame from the scatch , if you can’t cope with her pace then tender your resignation and stop putting content on YouTube for cheap clouts.
ProgrammingRe: Larry Tesler Dies! Man Who Invented Copy And Paste Is Dead. by Futurejoy(f): 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2020
atarapa:
R. I. P team leader of olodos
I understand that Nairaland is a faceless forum but that doesn’t mean that you should be senseless with comments. Appreciate someone that has made a difference in his lifetime and stop being a bitter hater
CrimeRe: OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA: Missing Girl (Photos) by Futurejoy(f): 11:37am On Jun 23, 2020
r0sy247:
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Seun
Justwise
Dominique

Rule 2
Hope you are normal?
CrimeRe: OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA: Missing Girl (Photos) by Futurejoy(f):
macdammy:
Aside the fact that you’re a bastard, you’re a fool among idiots.
For someone to come up with a picture like this, is your brain so dusty to tell you that this surely is the best and only available picture the person could come up with??
If there’s a clearer picture, will it be neglected and then use this??

Just open your filthy mouth and say nonsense.

Well, I didn’t except much.

Bastard once again !!
Instead of you to explain that that’s the only picture of her you all could lay your hands on, you are busy insulting your self.
CrimeRe: OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA: Missing Girl (Photos) by Futurejoy(f):
macdammy:
Aside the fact that you’re a bastard, you’re a fool among idiots.
For someone to come up with a picture like this, is your brain so dusty to tell you that this surely is the best and only available picture the person could come up with??
If there’s a clearer picture, will it be neglected and then use this??

Just open your filthy mouth and say nonsense.

Well, I didn’t except much.

Bastard once again !!
You are referring to your entire generation. Only bastards call other people bastards....I understand how you feel growing up without knowing your true father embarassed, it must have been very painful that is why you misbehave as you like. Don’t worry grin
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Futurejoy(f): 8:34am On Jun 22, 2020
Hathor5:
I want to hug the lady who sold the yam to me.
Please how did you prepare this Asaro embarassed
CrimeRe: OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA: Missing Girl (Photos) by Futurejoy(f): 11:02pm On Jun 21, 2020
macdammy:
Her name is OLADIMEJI ATOKE BUKOLA.
She’s 16 years old.
Complexion: brown
Location before missing; Lagos state
She has been declared missing by her elder brother yesterday.

She went out In the afternoon to get something, but after sometime, she didn’t return up till this time.

Please, if you come across this girl, kindly do your best to repot to the nearest police station.
Your suggestions are needed too.
Or call this number 09099307335.
God bless you
I am not sure they are looking for her, if not they will put a clear unedited picture of her online.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Son And Daughter In Anambra While They Were Sleeping (Graphic) by Futurejoy(f): 10:58pm On Jun 21, 2020
UDOKABESTLUV:
Reports!

The police in Anambra State have arrested a 34-year-old man, Ifeanyi Apulosi, for allegedly killing his two children.

Police spokesperson Haruna Mohammed disclosed this in a statement on Sunday, June 21st, 2020. He said the man went berserk and used a wooden pestle to club the children to death and injure his 72-year-old father on the head.

“On the June 21 2020 at about 1a.m., police operatives attached to Ogbunike Police Station arrested one Ifeanyi Apusiobi, ‘m’ aged 34 years, of Azu Ogbunike in Oyi LGA of Anambra State”

“Suspect allegedly ran amok in a circumstances yet to be ascertained and attacked two of his biological children namely Chinecherem Apusiobi ‘Female'' Aged 7 years and Obinna Apusiobi ‘Male' Aged 5 years with a wooden pistle on their heads while they were sleeping”.

“Suspect equally used same object and injured his father one Dominic Apusiobi, aged 72 years on the head,” Mr Mohammed said.

He said that police detectives rushed victims from the scene to the hospital where the two children were certified dead by a medical doctor while the aged father is responding to treatment.

He said the corpses had been deposited at Isienyi hospital morgue for autopsy.

Mr Mohammed added that the officers recovered the weapon used by the man for the attacks, adding that the case has been transferred to the State CID, Awka, for discreet investigation.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/man-kills-biological-children-injures-father/amp/
I really don’t understand why Nigerian police like to scream autopsy even when the cause of the death is glaring. Their over-sabi is becoming annoyingly glaring

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