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FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Gives Birth To Triplets After 14 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by Futurejoy(f): 4:48pm On Jun 21, 2020
chegbe1104:
Not everyone bro. I know of atleast two couples who did not want children again after having two or three children previously, and God just blessed them with additional three or two children. One couple just married and within their first nine months of marriage, God just blessed them with three children at once. Nothing God cannot do.
You don’t seem to understand. If a couple struggle with childlessness for over 10 years and then give birth to multiple children then there is a high possibility that they opted for IVF . In Nigeria, no one will admit they went for IVF though
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Gives Birth To Triplets After 14 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by Futurejoy(f): 4:40pm On Jun 21, 2020
heykims:
Because they eventually undergo Invitro fertilisation IVF. Doctors wash her eggs and fertilise it with sorematozoa. And to increase chance of survival many eggs and sperms are laid into the woman's fallopian tubes hence the usual results of twins and even more.
Please how much does IVF cost, and where can one get it done in Nigeria?
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lady Gives Birth To Triplets After 14 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by Futurejoy(f): 4:36pm On Jun 21, 2020
armadeo:
The above picnics a perfect example of IVF.


When a woman who hasn't had children for long suddenly produces multiple offsprings at once just known the magic of ivf is at play.
So what now happen?
Christianity EtcRe: Ibidun Ighodalo Funeral Service In Pictures by Futurejoy(f): 2:28pm On Jun 21, 2020
Glink2018:
...i guess you have a reservation for my question
Oga, I have no atom of reservation. I was just wondering how someone will be asking me a question that is meant for someone to answer on my behalf. Don’t tag me again
EventsRe: How Much Did You Spend on Your Wedding? by Futurejoy(f): 9:50am On Jun 21, 2020
If both my Brideprice and Tm goes past N500, 000
All my village people should have it at the back of their mind that there will be no refreshments for them ...not even biscuit and groundnut. I will just arrange a venue to entertain only my in- laws.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Travels With Senior Wife And Husband In Preparation To Give Birth by Futurejoy(f): 8:58am On Jun 21, 2020
GOFRONT:
"Dump his sorry ass", dump his sorry ass" ..yen yen yen........

Now see ya own golddiggin sorry peasant ass below
grin grin ....Ned Nwoko will not even look at her twice
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Travels With Senior Wife And Husband In Preparation To Give Birth by Futurejoy(f): 8:51am On Jun 21, 2020
Onyi22:
Regina Daniel is a Bea, she dumps her ex boyfriend and got married to a Multi billionaire, that's exactly what a wise lady would do..
Dump him!! I repeat, dump his useless ugly broke ass when u see a richer guy/man than him..
Don't be deceive that "things will get better" he's a bloody lier.
Don't die before ur death with a miserable, frustrated guy that has refused to make money.
Finally my sister, Marry money because Love na scam..
Every time I hear a lady say this, I usually go to check their background and I realize that they are from poor homes. It is only a hungry person that follows wealth without considering their sanity. Some of these rich men we see built their wealth from the scratch and there was that woman that stood by them.
Today, most ladies just want to enjoy....ask them of their life goals and dreams , they tell you “they want to be able to afford the latest designer bags, shoes and clothes “. If you want to get married to a rich man, think and act like it ! Don’t come online to channel the bitterness in your lineage to any of your potential suitors.
Christianity EtcRe: Ibidun Ighodalo Funeral Service In Pictures by Futurejoy(f): 8:42am On Jun 21, 2020
Glink2018:
Life is full of struggles, pain, challenges....she has gone to rest from the challenges of this world.

What about you?/are Are you beautiful in and out?/"/future Joy"/
Lol...what happened grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Today Is The Longest Day Of The Year And There Will Be A Solar Eclipse Tomorrow by Futurejoy(f): 9:24pm On Jun 20, 2020
Vyolet:
I noticed today is a bit long really.
I wish the eclipse will be visible here too, I have witnessed two different eclipse.
Me too
Christianity EtcRe: Ibidun Ighodalo Funeral Service In Pictures by Futurejoy(f): 5:40pm On Jun 20, 2020
Painful death..... Beautiful woman in and out, when her “infertility struggle” story , I was moved. May God continue to rest her soul.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by Futurejoy(f): 5:10pm On Jun 17, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
Can I mail u?
Do you have a business for me?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by Futurejoy(f): 4:52pm On Jun 17, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
Lol, it's nairaland na, we just dey catch cruise. In real life I can mind my business for Africa.
grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by Futurejoy(f): 4:39pm On Jun 17, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
You are the one thats not ok. Can't u see the girl ended the relationship. The guy posted it on his status. The girl could have easily read it and ignored it but she decided to blackmail the guy with sex and even end the relationship. How exactly is the guy not ok here.
Both the girl and the guy have problems, they are not ok. That is what happens when you don’t define your relationship. As for you, you obviously look like someone that have issues minding their business. I didn’t tag you!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by Futurejoy(f): 4:23pm On Jun 17, 2020
JeffreyD1:
Well after I posted Uncle Reno tweet about boyfriend and girlfriend on my status, I captioned it "I Stan with Reno".

She saw the status, got pissed off. I know she didn't agree with him.
grin angry grin grin
You are not okay.....Reno is sitting behind his phone giving useless advice. After they have destroyed Nigeria, they have now automatically become relationship advisor. Break your relationship at your own loss....Reno and FFK already know that most Nigerian youths are gullible so they know how to manipulate your type.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Futurejoy(f): 8:54am On Jun 17, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Breakfast : Àsaro( I don't want to call it yam porridge before somebody will say it is yam Pottage again grin) + ẹ̀fọ́ riro + turkey
Please teach me how to make Asaro
RomanceRe: "This Is Unislamic" Triplets Are Slammed For Showing Affection In Photo by Futurejoy(f): 5:04pm On Jun 16, 2020
ExAngel007:
Arewa Twitter users have slammed three
siblings for sharing an affectionate photo
online.

The triplets, a woman and two men, posed
for an innocent family photo. In it, the
brothers are seen pecking their sister on each
cheek.

However, the photo angered Nigerian Muslims
and they accused the siblings of haram.

One Muslim lady reshared the photo and
wrote: "This is the highest level of stupidity
I've ever seen on my TL, who cares if you're
triplets, everytime posting your pictures like
this, this is not our culture, and this is
unislamic, wai siblings, Islam teaches Modesty
and shyness. You need to know the meaning
of "Dayyuth"."

Another wrote: "Gàskiyà i don't support this.
Considering the level of depravity in today's
society and the meteoric rise of incest within
our population. This is not even about Islam."

Another Twitter user said: "As time goes on
she may develop emotional feeling or the
men to develop emotional feelings, just look
at how she is closing her eyes."

See some tweets below.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MFaarees_/status/1272213096640253959/photo/1
PoliticsRe: Atiku Shocked By Nigeria’s Debt Profile, Says Nation In Financial Crisis by Futurejoy(f): 4:57pm On Jun 16, 2020
ahmedkoded95:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/06/16/atiku-shocked-by-nigerias-debt-profile-says-nation-in-financial-crisis/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true
Buhari and his APC cohort of unlearned Fulani are leading us into modern days slavery. This This isn’t a party thing , this will lead us to regrets because their plans is to obviously put the nation in serious debt . This Hausa/Fulani leaders and cabals are the ones inciting Buhari to keep borrowing money from other nations. Can’t me budget according to our revenue “pocket” ?
If you are learned and you support Buhari, just know that you have failed your generations, just pray something comes up to quench this nightmare or else, your future generations will consume crumbs from their education to public facilities. How can a leader allow terrorism to function like an approved force? How can herdsmen be walking around with AK47 to kill whoever refuses to allow them graze in their land?? How can banditry be thriving in a country where it Armed forces has gone to several nations for peace keeping?
I wish the nation will be wise enough to elect an educated person in the next election, an individual that has passion for this country irrespective of his / her party. I wish for a better Nigeria where education is priority and it’s facilities are not make -shift buildings.
FoodRe: Please Who Knows How To Make Akara (bean Cake) by Futurejoy(f): 9:16pm On Jun 15, 2020
QVicky10:
Good evening chefs in the house. I really like akara and decided that I will make today, so as to improve my cooking skill and save myself the cost of buying it. I followed the directions from this website https://cheflolaskitchen.com/akara-acaraje/. But the akara did not turn out as I expected. Does anyone have tips on how to improve my akara making. Thanks in advance for your suggestions.
Check YouTube...you will get the ethics. I would have taught you my recipe but it’s very sacred. I will put up a picture of my home made Akara soon.
PhonesRe: Orange To Enter The Nigerian GSM Market by Futurejoy(f): 7:56pm On Jun 15, 2020
ijustdey:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/orange-frances-telecom-operator-plans-entry-into-nigerian-gsm-market/
Please let them come, I will be the first to break my MTN sim, useless network
PoliticsRe: Aso Rock Shooting: Aisha Buhari's ADC, Escort Commander May Face Panel This Week by Futurejoy(f): 9:37am On Jun 15, 2020
Koskio:
https://punchng.com/villa-shooting-aishas-adc-escort-commander-riot-cops-may-face-panel-this-week/
Confusion in the camp of the enemies. A president that cannot handle terrorism is a signal that even his household is not in order.
FamilyRe: Tell Me Your Dreams. I Interpret All Dreams by Futurejoy(f): 11:22pm On Jun 14, 2020
lekki1444:
1- first dream is spiritual stagnation
2- second dream is spiritual stagnation ( being in the midst of babies and carrying a baby )and it seems you are content with it. and so spiritual stagnation can look like someone who is obsessed with carnal things
3-third dream is a journey into hell away from the straight and narrow path but you eventually overcame and found your way bacckk to the straight and narrow path
Thank you sir
FamilyRe: Tell Me Your Dreams. I Interpret All Dreams by Futurejoy(f): 3:32pm On Jun 14, 2020
lekki1444:
Dreams are ways your subconscious passes messages to you. This can be a message you need to act on to improve your family unit or it could be just any other messages
Goodafternoon,
1). I had a dream where I was in my secondary school , I was talking to my old classmates and the normal school activities keep going on.
I had another dream where I carried a baby in a nursery school in the midst of other children and I was happy.
Please what could this dream mean because I have been having this dream about my school for like a week?

2) I had another dream yesterday afternoon, I went with my mum to buy something and after that we climbed separate bikes, my mum was trying to tell my bike man the address we were going to but the bike man sped off into another direction, when I realized that we were in a street I didn’t know I became alert he stopped and was
speaking to a guy that they should rape me, As soon as they came close, I carried a plank beside me and beat them till they were unconscious. I kept running back to where I left my mum while I was shouting, people also came out to lynch them. I woke up from there.
What could it mean?
FashionRe: Exquisite and Exotic Materials From T&T Collections by Futurejoy(f): 10:42pm On Jun 12, 2020
Ahmedsuleiman:
Welcome to T&T Collections!!!

For your exquisite clothing materials, T&T Collections is here to provide you with the best and top-notch: plain and pattern, plain cashmere senator, check cashmere senator, bale senator, stock senator, ankara and dry lace combo, Cashmere senator combo etc

We are always ready to receive your orders as our prices are affordable. Check the list below:

Plain and pattern N1,400 for 10-49 pieces N1,350 for 50 pieces upwards

Retail price for Plain and pattern N2,000

Plain cashmere senator N700 per yard

Retail price for Plain cashmere is N900

Trouser length N800

Retail price for Trouser length N1,000

Check cashmere N850 per yard

Trouser length N1,200

Retail price for Check cashmere & Trouser length N1,500

Stock senator N850 per yard

N1,200 in trouser length

N1,500 in retail

Chiffon N400 per yard

Polish materials N500 per yard

Crepe N500 per yard

Lycra N400 per yard


For Bedspread

4by6bed with 2pillow N2,300

6by6bed with four pillow N2,500

6by7 bed with four pillow N3,300

Bedspread, duvet and 4pillow case N13,000

For more information, kindly contact or chat us via WhatsApp us on this phone number 08036042149
I will like to do business with you. I stay in Uyo
EducationRe: I Caught A Co-Teacher Eating From A Pupil's Lunchbox by Futurejoy(f): 10:13pm On Jun 12, 2020
chatinent:
True, but it's not a justification to steal.
True
EducationRe: I Caught A Co-Teacher Eating From A Pupil's Lunchbox by Futurejoy(f): 9:34pm On Jun 12, 2020
chatinent:
A teacher's experience with a co-teacher. Share yours.

Yes, I know we teachers should be weary, yes I know we should be ripping our inner garments for the gory nature of the economicsphere but it shouldn't stop us from putting on that big smile sometimes and yet illuminating our life.
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Was there a time you taught in a school? Share some of your OMG moments.
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Here's mine: I remember a day I caught a co-teacher eating from a pupil's lunchbox. I was like a deer caught on headlamps. She was dumbfounded and at the same time beseeching me already through her eyes (I could read that).
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Here was a teacher I really didn't like because of her numerous flirtatious stories even retold and used as a singsong by students to their peers for listening pleasure. Second reason I didn't fancy her presence was an experience I witnessed between she and another co-staff which I wouldn't want to retell.
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I was the Dean of Studies and also not sb who dances to the date-me-flirt tunes of co-workers so she felt she was done and dusted. How did I handle the matter?
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I could never justify her actions but rather than reporting and she losing her job, I decided to ponder over what to do so I wouldn't let my bias preside over matters. I could have just queried and boom! she's gone..but I thought about thinking it over.
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During this period I was still thinking it over, she came with the stereotypical 'woman-power' seductive approach to ensnare me for a fling or whatever the plans were (probably to shut my mouth).
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Once she noticed I weren't a sort who shrunk bank from my principles and beliefs, she apologized and I had her document and sign never to repeat such.
Yeah, as for the food part, we entered into a contract where she signed. I also warned her against it as it was very bad.
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I know it really didn't make a difference but I really didn't want it seem overlooked. Well, she was queried still and punishments given after she still went behind doors eating a well-garnished poisoned food by a parent. Craizily, the parent must have noticed.
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Good for her the poison was not to kill but for unstoppable farting, vomiting and stooling.
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What a world!


It was a very funny yet serious experience. Hanty couldn't stop farting, pooing and vomiting. Share your experiences too please, be it a student gist or a teacher palaver.
My little cousin staying with us said her teacher
use to eat her food and sometimes collect her money. I can’t blame the poor teacher,they don’t pay them on time
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by Futurejoy(f): 9:18am On Jun 12, 2020
Donpenny:
if not that I'm married I would have seach for you wherever you are and ask for your hand in marriage.
Lol grin.....Thank you so much.
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by Futurejoy(f): 9:15am On Jun 12, 2020
Mykel51:
By GOD'S GRACE, you will make it. You are a very hard-working lady.

I wish you success. Also publicize your sewn fabrics on Nairaland, you never know who is watching...
Thank you so much. I am working towards building my brand, it’s a tough process and capital intensive but I am determined.
EducationRe: Aerial And Ground Pictures Of The University Of Ghana by Futurejoy(f): 11:15pm On Jun 11, 2020
aguerogh:
I have been enjoying the various pictures of some of the universities in Nigeria posted on Nairaland, and I have decided to post pictures of my alma mater the University Of Ghana which I believe has one of the most beautiful campuses in West Africa with a lot Greenery and infrastructure with an environment conducive for effective learning and teaching.

Located on and around the hills of Legon (Translated to knowledge Hill in the Ga language of Ghana ) Just some few Kilometers from Accra city center UG has always been the pride of Ghana producing some of the most prominent people and leaders in Ghana.
UNN braggers please come and see your mate grin
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by Futurejoy(f): 11:05pm On Jun 11, 2020
I finished secondary school at 16 and I started teaching in a primary school and I was paid 7k monthly till I was 17 years old and I got admission to do a 5 years course. During the strike in 2013, I went back to teaching in that primary school in the day time and one adult school in the evening (I was paid N150/lecture hour). In my 300l , I used the money I saved up to buy a printer and I started doing student registration and payment of school fees in my hostel....business failed but I am thankful for the experience.
After my university defense, I applied and got a teaching job in a secondary school and I did incredibly well, I taught there till I went for NYSC in 2018 . During my NYSC , I learnt how to sew clothes and after that I returned to my family house in November last year and I have been at home sewing while applying for jobs.
I want to own a standard private school ,a standard fashion school as well as go into real estate . I have big dreams and I know I will make it soon.
CareerRe: How Old Were You Jobless, Staying At Home And How Did You Make It? by Futurejoy(f): 10:29pm On Jun 11, 2020
bbewaj:
After my Nysc @ 25, when there was nothing for about 2years, I decided to squat with a friend then I started online business, UK used laptops to be precise.... To God be the glory
Please how much does it cost to go into this?
EducationRe: University Of Nigeria Nsukka In New beautiful ground Pictures by Futurejoy(f): 8:20pm On Jun 11, 2020
johnpablo541:
Male hostel (alvan)
Inside (male hostel)
Inside
I feel like throwing up.....how do the students cope in such unsanitary environment?
EducationRe: University Of Nigeria Nsukka In New beautiful ground Pictures by Futurejoy(f): 8:18pm On Jun 11, 2020
RenaissanceGuy:
Looking like secondary school. The whole university needs to be pulled down and rebuilt from scratch. That it's even bearing the nation's name and looking this archaic is a national embarrassment!

ABU, OAU, UI were the bomb!
OAU beat this school over and over again, please don’t compare this school with OAU.

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