₦airaland Forum

ba7man:
The hate being brewed on this forum might eventually spill out into the streets and the same Seun will be touched.

Look in the mirror Bro...

Spits!

WibusJaga:


Covid-19. The only disease in the whole wide world you can contract, be asymptomatic (no symptoms of any sickness) & recover without knowing it.

No be juju be that? Even when you're fully vaccinated, you can still contract and die of the same virus.

Scamdemic!

Jixer:
Please which nice country i can japa go with 8m legally? I’m 28yrs with just waec.

You have N8m and you want to japa? Like seriously Did you steal the N8m?

KosiGee:
I don’t believe the military….but I know this is a prelude to something more sinister.

Whoever concocted this would plant more IEDs on a heavy traffic route…kill and maim civilians then blame IPOB for bringing devastations to south east.

Even a novice would’ve concealed those device properly.

Nigeria army and DSS are testing the mic.

I'm quoting you for the sake of posterity. We're well aware that the terrorist government is testing the mic for something sinister.

tempusfugit:
Shby you know Wilder is from Nigeria too

What's the name of his village?

rex444:
That's ajuala, it's not that poisonous

Are you ok? That snake is extremely venomous and can send you to meet your ancestors in less than an hour

SeaTrade:
So today i just dey bored,not doing anything.
Rain fall here,konji hold man.
Open phone contacts,see one smallie weh I don dey groom for some time and I decided to call her because wetin hungry me today na wild fùck and so the kind body type I need na wetin she get.
Slim,fair,portable, young and all that,
I need wetin I suppose fit hang am for wall like picture dey light am.
Some kind acrobatics Bleep dey weh you no fit try am with heavy duty weh go just lie down open toto like trailer weh spoil for lekki epe express.
Nna,
Because of this weyrey is spend wetin I no suppose oo.
First carry am go chop pizza,chicken wings and coke with cherry as appetiser and also dessert (choco based).
18k go for there,I no talk.
Make we go house she say no,say e far and she needs to attend bla bla bla...I say okay.
I scope am say I want swim and na only one hotel get pool weh I like for town,she say okay.
I say cool,
Reach hotel,I tell am say I suppose book say I no dey like change for dressing room and also where to keep our bags.
Omo we go one hotel like that,OG dey konjified so i use speed book 22k room unto say 12k room don finish
Enter room I order wine and small chops,blow another 18k for there,
Only to want launch preeq na em this pikin dey shout stop upandan
Any small thing seatrade stop,
Any small thing seatrade stop...
Stop ...stop ....stop...
I think I make like 100 attempts and she resist all with that her stop nonsense.
No be juju be that?
Nna I just tire the whole matter and tell her say make we roll out,
We dey inside motor we no dey talk to each other she dey ask me whether I dey vex.
No I no dey vex ooo,thunder kill you there!!!!
We reach her drop off na em weyrey come dey say e be like I no go call her again since e be like I dey vex.
Noo,I go call you ooo,infact I go dey call you pass as I dey call my mama,idiot!!!waka as I talk inside My mind.
Wetin vex me be say the one weh believe me die weh for give me I no call because I dey suspect say she go dey smell and I too dey fear that toto fish smell mehn.
funny enough as me and this weyrey dey drag launching of preeq na him the wig weh she wear fall off na so wetin I see under the sponge wig be like the hair weh lucky dube carry the day them shoot am for Southy,come dey smell like orangutan anus.
Na wetin make me waste all this cash come jam bastard traffic as I dey go house.
I just tire honestly

THE AGONIES OF A SIMP!

If na your homeboy ask you for 10 pin, na so so story go full everywhere.

A Simp and his money are easily parted

Kdon2:
Children of hate and bitterness. You go just die of bitterness!

So Musiwa is now Children of hate and bitterness

Amunaotutheory:
This one won’t make front page na. Mrs. Olayinka ingested 80 pellets of cocaine. That said, it seems that Yoruba women are more daring than the men.

Their men are preoccupied with trying to bed Igbo women. They think of nothing else apart from sex.

Awon Accomodators!

Wiifesnatcher:
Saying my Lifetime ambition is marrying an Igbo really show you've low IQ, as far as am concern, the assistance she rendered when i was in school and her commitment was the reason I give a go ahead to our togetherness, not because she's Igbo, ijaw, Hausa or Yoruba but because of her person


I've dated Delta before, dated Kaduna, apparently there is nothing different about Igbo because I've dated an imo lady even before I met her



Now my harmless post you're mixing it up because your brain capacity can't handle much thought.



Southeast had the highest bride price in Nigeria and I wonder why men will pay huge money and stress for that and still end up marrying non virgin, this doesn't exclude ladies from other tribe but why should I spend much on a lady bride price and I won't meet her a virgin? That na Big nonsense, if e pain you, go to hell, I care less

Your meaningless epistle still doesn't change the fact that you can't do without an Igbo woman... Olosho or virgin.

Wiifesnatcher:
An eyewitness told Daily Trust that the deceased were identified as Steven Ayika, who is a married man with two children and one Chiamaka Emmanuel, who is billed to be married in December



where is that idiot that was bragging about men rushing for Igbo lady? nonsense



to think some Igbo men still pay exorbitant Bride price for one over used pussy lady amused me, for me to even go to East to do the needful is because I met my woman as virgin, I wouldn't go long kilometer for one non virgin nonsense


save yourself from emotional trauma by avoiding these marry me with my past ladies

After all this your long story, the truth is that you're still one of those whose lifetime ambition is marrying an Igbo woman. Whether you married a virgin or an olosho is none of our business.

In the same post Igbo women are over-used pussy and virgin. You need to take a stand young man

Kastonkastroll:
And nobody could plank her with any 4-by-4 around

That's murder. She obviously wasn't dead in the first place. Which doctor certified her dead?

prophetwis:
Fine Boy. Our will to shine as one

In Unum Luceant

Aufbauh:
Interesting.
As for me it's OK as long as power do not get to the hands of the hyenas the PDP.

Its no longer CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE TO APC's Andy Ubah

Ndi Ugwu sef... Brainless apes

blackpanda:
So where are those that have been claiming unknown gun men are DSS. Shey DSS is now attacking itself ni

It is not beyond them. Have they not been killing Police and Army? Abi those ones no be fellow security agents

There must always be an ulterior motive for every nonsense crime they commit in Biafraland. Maybe the names of the slain officers might reveal something

yyba:
That is very good, congratulations to andy uba of apc

Why are you celebrating? Is Andy Uba not an Igbo man from Anambra State just like the other contestants?

Abagworo:
As an Oyo indigene how will you feel when some of these randomly arrrested innocent youths are killed and their bodies paraded as those behind the prison break? That is exactly how people of Imo State feel when innocent people are killed and falsely termed IPOB then displayed on TV for you to clap.

Can't believe this is coming from you.

spencekat:
Yes

Fenerbahce V Antwerp 1
Lazio V Marseille 1X& Over 1.5
Qarabag V Kairat Almaty 1X
Vittese V Tottenham Over 1.5
Bodo/Glimt V Roma AWEH
Eintracht V Olympiacos 1X
Rangers V Brondy 1
Napoli V Legia 1&Over 1.5
West Ham V Genk 1
Strum Graz V Real Sociedad X2
Basel V Omonia Nicosia 1
Slovan Bratislava V Lincoln Red Imps 1

Beware of that Slovan Bratislava. They can be useless sometimes

Aganju849:
Safe to say that no high profile man will enter Tonto's trap again...her market value has been irretrievably damaged by this latest scandal

She can only look forward to clandestine sex with crooked pastors and civil servants for the rest of her ashawo career

You'll be shocked to see another Kpokpo garri and Churchill shining their teeth on social media with her in less than 6 months from now.

Is it not somebody's son that went and wifed Janemena

SenecaTheYonger:
At least she's still tight. You can feel the grip as she's being thrusted upon by a rather below average penile.

For a mother and a celebrity, one would think the passage would be free and without resistance. Single girls younger than her don't even have such firm grip, tbh.

She might be doing a lot of Kegel exercise too, who knows.

Or most likely she delivered through CS

22o62021:
You can’t dream this long

How long did it take you to read the entire post? Less than 2 minutes I guess. If you read all in less than two minutes, then it wasn't such a long dream

Aufbauh:
Femi Fani-Kayode may not even win an election in a ward level, but he has what it takes through his oratory persuasion to throw an opposition over board.

Just like he threw the APC overboard with his oratory during the build-up to the 2015 elections.

Steve0979:
Igbo's aboki get sense pass Una.I am a soldier an am currently partaking In dis golden ddawn exercise.pls not DAT d army work with rules n order hence d retreat to avoid collateral damage n too many death,retreat is part of war na.Una don dey celebrate if we want to finish Una e no go take 3hrs if I am lying go ask u brodas in d armed forces

Mumu, soldiers don't talk the way you do. You're just another daft and pained mumu Ab0ki that recently discovered internet and social media

pocohantas:
Nawa. Ehi is always in one horseband snatching scandal or the other.

Every 7 market days na im she dey fall in love.

I like her for being pro-family because she obviously wants to be under one man. Someone that has 3 kids from 3 different husbands if I am not mistaken. What else is she looking for?

All her men have been stupidly rich. It was at her second wedding they gave people car gifts or so. Then she dated MC Oluomo few months back. Only her o.

Make she find one average guy and submit to him. All this drama is unnecessary.

Horseband. Very familiar word.

Pocohantas or Paper....

Manq:
I think manu has the best setting

Like seriously? That dressing room that looks like a natives doctor's shrine

kmcutez:
I’m a female. Why should I lie?

Females don't tell lies

pocohantas:
Make she go meet her houseband.

I thought it was Horseband...

pocohantas:
Shut up! You are beginning to sound like a broken record. Was your mother not first a Nigerian woman before your dad married her, had sex with her and she became a revered MOTHER that can do no wrong?

Were you not one of the tribal warlords calling Lola (the Yoruba witch) a bad woman?

Were you not one of those that said she should learn from Anita how to be submissive and keep a family together?

Because you can’t bring yourself to attack Anita’s tribe, since you are Igbo yourself, you have decided to lump women together.

When you guys are not tearing yourselves down along tribal lines, next thing is to face your common enemy- WOMEN.

Tell us why Anita the accepted IGBO PERFECT and SUBMISSIVE WIFE ran away. Maybe Peter is indeed right!

This is why every wise man should create a balance between his nuclear family and extended family. Peter separated himself from them and since they couldn’t see Lola (their common enemy) to prey on and blame every wrongdoing on, they turned on themselves.

Poco, why you dey para like this naa?

Anago55:
. Avoid me Ossy Marshall. You are a troll and agent of the government

You must earn your pay

This is the photograph of the imbeci1e

pocohantas:
She should send a pm to Zinibanks. He is looking for a woman he can marry for PR.




There are many homebased guys that would marry her. People wey wan run from Buhari. She should pick the one with some noble intentions, because as far as I am concerned, marriage is give and take.

She wants husband, they want to leave UAR.

I believe you can give that lady some tutorials on how an abandoned evening newspaper can still land herself a man... Any type with something dangling between their legs.

My heart goes out to all evening newspapers... It's so hard

Emperormartin:
I can see most Yorubas are equally pained by the injustice system in Nigeria. But I don't understand the Yorubas in nairaland

99% of those monikers writing nonsense and claiming to be Yorubas are Northerners. We know that already

Confirmedzombie:
This is absolute nonsense. There is better palm oil in the North than the East.

Only SS can make this happen. SE has nothing to gain or achieve here except chest bearing like IPOB as usual.

Ndi Ara

There's no single palm tree in the North. It doesn't grow there and will NEVER grow there