₦airaland Forum

Bastards wearing army uniform under a bufoon.

wristbangle:
I support city

Nah me like your post.
I support Iheanacho's city too.

Oya like back.

orakao8:
Iheanacho don enter

Iheanacho my man! Iheanacho my hero! Make me proud tonight. Give me a reason to be proud of being a Nigerian tonight.

#Singing Eheh eheh eheh eheh 0oheh Ooheh Eheh eheh eheh eheh...

ican2020:
Governors from Southerner Nigeria should ban these murders from entering their states henceforth

You, my friend is not reasoning well. A governor should ban the president's kinsmen from entering where?

Like seriously?

LadyExcellency:
N550 per 4 litre paint bucket against N350 in December, 2016

I heard the exchange rate is the cause

Jonathan sef

What has Jonathan got to do with it?
For your information before Jonathan left office it was #250 per custard paint bucket, now that Buhari has brought change its now #500 while some sell #600.

Garri has nothing to do with exchange rate, Nigeria produces garri.

That is not the solution. You need to diagnose a problem for you to be able to solve it.

Their cow is only a means to an end, the end being the occupation of lands where they domicile. The President being a Fulani is not helping matters.

They have done it in Plateau, Benue and other states, enboldened by lack of resistance. They are taking it further down West, South etc

Most of the season films being produced all have a touch of lesbianism or homosexuality in it.

This includes The fosters, The 100, The L Word, Atlantis, Banishee and a host of others. What exactly are they trying to achieve? Is it to get us to be cool with their ideology of a woman eating another woman or a man destroying the shithole of a fellow man.

End time tins

sirAmeh:
Sometimes,people are the cause of there own problems,why will he even put another tank inside his car?all b'cos of extra fuel to sell at a very high price! God help my country!!!!

Do you know how long it took him to near that pump?
You need to go out more to see things.

Desperate times calls for desperate measures. It seems he wanted to fill that drum too.

moneymins:
Yes! Will be punctual tomorrow, lateness is due to office stress. will post as from 12pm tomorrow. just watch out and do please, invest wisely. For Nigeria bookmaker, please use merrybet. bet9ja don't offer over 2.5 goals, instead theirs is 3.5

Thanks. What of 360bet or nairabet or any other recommendation?
Merrybet doesn't seem popular.

dav8id:
I see nothing wrong with the picture

Because that man is not related to you abi?
Do you understand the toils our parents had to endure so we can have a better life.

This is a man who couldn't help but succumb to nature as a result of the stress, toils he underwent during the day trying to feed his family and in another side is mofolistic op who probably ate too much food and making fun of someone's father.

Op this is not cool. This is somebody's father you are disgracing on Nairaland.
If to say na my father I go use you count score.

Op are these matches to be played today?

Please consider those that may wish to play offline and post on time to avoid stress.

LionInZion:
A scammer? Why did you say that?

Because na so e dey take start.

Oya connect him to Rev. Dr Philips

magicminister:
All the clothes they put up there look decent to me.

That's why you be magic Minister.
Boy you dey do magic! (In Phyno's voice)

LionInZion:
I can connect you with my customer. What guage are you willing to buy?

Here comes a scammer.

Okay.

Very funny. Just when I thought I have read it all.
Nairalanders and funny questions are like bread and butter.
Op even JAMB will tell you that the institution reserves the final right to offer you admission.

You can't sue them on that.

Night reading is good especially during exams.
For me I spread mat and sleep on the hard floor with pillow as only comfort.
I set alarm 2:15am, 2:30am, 2:45am.
Why because if first alarm blows I might be tempted to 'bribe' the alarm but with second rarely third alarm, I know its no longer business as usual. I must ever stand up. Besides I don't place the alarm too close to me to avoid the 'bribing action' in the first place.

I wake up, wash my face, drink water. On extreme cases I put my feet into a bucket of cold water. Who born sleep?

#Playing 'My Darlin' as my own contribution to the wedding.

Ciao.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]This jes daft policing....Wizkid should be locked up and the key thrown away for threatening our Kinswoman. Wizkid, if anything happens to our Linda,you are dead...you hear us?..You are f**king dead.[/color]

'Our' or Your kinswoman?
Ogbeni if you want her come and collect her.

Damilare5882:
well, I recorded 2 Fs throughout my undergraduate days and that was during my 300level first semester... 6units all together... oboi my GP sagged ...

Op please what's the purpose of this thread? Is it to celebrate failure and mediocrity cos I don't see any relevance.

Stuntkid172:
I Don help her check brochure.


Jamb say; MEDICINE AND SURGERY




thank me later

Olodo! No Physics and Chemistry.

Sijo01:
I dont gerit. Do people study based on their waec result or what they have passion for

Are you sure you went to a university?
If you did you will appreciate the irrelevance of your question.

Terry68:
She might be arithmetically incline in governmental biology.

She's qualify to contest for a town crier with these grades.

Its a lucrative job. Ask any high tech village farmer.

Ozuo! Op its like you are the one deciding for your sister on the course to read which is not that good. You can guide her based on her aspiration and ability.

With this result, no course is in view cos she failed economics and got lit. E8 like wtf?

Let her resit her waec, this is not the kind of results you wish to present in the future to a multinational company even if she were admitted out of pity.

When I was young I saw myself in a dream getting married. Am now in my 30s and don't even have a girlfriend. Like seriously.
I hardly save money cos my account is usually empty inspite of having a good business.
I find myself making love to an unknown woman in my dreams sometimes.

I get angry easily. Seems am choleric by temperament. Am frustrated.
Do I really have a spiritual wife? Does she scare other girls from coming my way?

What should I do to free myself? I need help.

INTROVERT:
Can God change some animals called men >:

Not every woman should get married. You should never marry cos your mouth stinks. I will ask Wizkid if the other part stinks too.

Calling men animals? You deserve more than beating.

ernesty20:
how else do i build my life?

Is it about car? The car i posed with is mine.


Money? I have got it in bulk.

Is it house? I got one.

Girlfriend? I have one.

What else do i need in life?

You need Jesus!

vizkiz:
did you just typed "anus" like seriously?

Morafurcker you gay

Vizkid better go and price pampars cos this guy is so into you.

Kgdavid:
But who counted the cars?

The woman probably counted the cars after the slap so I wouldn't be surprised if 5 cars amounted to 20. Anything is possible but what do I know?

Leeeekeeee:
[/quote author=Joel3] you are silly. cut someone phone for a phone not up to 30k. judging from the room picture. he would have caught and hold the hand. caught the boy and beat him blue black. then handover him to police. cutting the hand is not an option at all. you can't create the hand that young man is still a teen.

Yes am silly, that u were lucky during ur tenage dayz same did not happen to you.

It's dark, someone sneaks his hand into ur room, how would u tell his age, if he is armed

What if the hand conveyed poison to eliminate you

The thief will wait for you to open ur doors nd catch him for the beating of his life u suggested..

Nwanne just agree u reason below par...

Epic response. Don't waste your time on that dude. Not that I truly support the sharia act but he should have learnt a skill to survive.