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When I was young I saw myself in a dream getting married. Am now in my 30s and don't even have a girlfriend. Like seriously.
I hardly save money cos my account is usually empty inspite of having a good business.
I find myself making love to an unknown woman in my dreams sometimes.

I get angry easily. Seems am choleric by temperament. Am frustrated.
Do I really have a spiritual wife? Does she scare other girls from coming my way?

What should I do to free myself? I need help.

INTROVERT:
Can God change some animals called men >:

Not every woman should get married. You should never marry cos your mouth stinks. I will ask Wizkid if the other part stinks too.

Calling men animals? You deserve more than beating.

ernesty20:
how else do i build my life?

Is it about car? The car i posed with is mine.


Money? I have got it in bulk.

Is it house? I got one.

Girlfriend? I have one.

What else do i need in life?

You need Jesus!

vizkiz:
did you just typed "anus" like seriously?

Morafurcker you gay

Vizkid better go and price pampars cos this guy is so into you.

Kgdavid:
But who counted the cars?

The woman probably counted the cars after the slap so I wouldn't be surprised if 5 cars amounted to 20. Anything is possible but what do I know?

Leeeekeeee:
[/quote author=Joel3] you are silly. cut someone phone for a phone not up to 30k. judging from the room picture. he would have caught and hold the hand. caught the boy and beat him blue black. then handover him to police. cutting the hand is not an option at all. you can't create the hand that young man is still a teen.

Yes am silly, that u were lucky during ur tenage dayz same did not happen to you.

It's dark, someone sneaks his hand into ur room, how would u tell his age, if he is armed

What if the hand conveyed poison to eliminate you

The thief will wait for you to open ur doors nd catch him for the beating of his life u suggested..

Nwanne just agree u reason below par...

Epic response. Don't waste your time on that dude. Not that I truly support the sharia act but he should have learnt a skill to survive.

Did you sign an undertaking during your first year that you won't take your school to court?
Suing your university may have consequences but if you feel you have nothing to lose, go on.

It seems like an ant fighting a lizard scenario. Let it go, painfully so.

Buahaha

SexyStrawberry:
I want to see a picture where Dangote did this, at least he's rich and hardworking as well, until I see that, I'm not impressed with this show in this hard times of no fuel, pure water is 20naira and NEPA no gree give person light

I am impressed with your statement. I see their public display of wealth as both foolish and child. Who their money don epp?
Poverty is roaming the land, unemployment, heat worsened by power failure and yet these bastards called PHCN keep bringing their Papa bills on power that wasn't used.
Increase in cost of food, transportation etc

I won't pity them if and when they get robbed.

pharmadoctor:
Abeg make all tribes share their garri. This country's problem is more complicated than cimplex.

Na craze dey worry you. Share which garri? Garri custard paint na #600 I never chop belleful na wetin I go come share with you ogbeni?

Meanwhile this one got me; Corruption is fighting corruption, and very soon they will meet and embrace.

Iyanusele:
Yes ooo, science subjects make us more ken and versatile in every sphere of life.

I remember those days in GSS Wuse, Abuja, we go dey feeel with our Big Ababio( Chemistry textbook), model Biology n Physics textbooks.

All the babes in school than wants to friend the guys in A class....

Salutations to all the Science students in the house

Model biology abi na Modern biology. You sure say you study science?

Pr0ton:
This had been a long seemingly never-ending argument back then in secondary school. However, the surpassing notion was that if a science student resorted to being an art student he would be more intelligent than the-normal-art-student.

The reason we had was that it is arbitrary normal for science students to have higher IQ than art students, so the brain a science would be using for Art would definitely be more intellingently complex compared to the-normal-art-student.

What do you think?

I agree. I know someone who did science and made 3rd class and later switched to do an arts course and made a first class.

So its very true.

vanguard90:
Apoda, if it isn't tolerance, what is? I guess burning churches, mosques or schools at the slightest provocation Is abi? Or maybe hate speeches
What's wrong with I being a Muslim and my cousin a christian based on our personal convictions?

IT IS U AND UR PEOPLE DAT ARE RELIGIOUSLY CONFUSED AND NOT SOUTH WEST

I reteirate his statement. South west is religiously confused. Deal with it or suck it up your throat.

SirJeffry:
How few herdsmen conquer an entire community when there are youths there still baffles me?

Sneak in at night to kill people, I can understand, but displacing and taking over a community comprised of able young men is unthinkable.

Nigerian youth really need redefinition.

Guy this isn't hand to hand fight o. Those fulanis are highly motivated.
Ak47 rifles.How many youths have Dane guns?
If you fight them FG will send the youths to prison.
Isn't it wickedness? Buhari is revealing himself.

slyrone:
;she forgot to report the smelly puna allegations too. I wonder how she would ve filed the report. emmm officer wizzy said my kpekus stinks too

Police should investigate her toto too.

Dbrainiac1:
I thought she catch him trouser and...
Btw, who she epp?

Linda toto dey smell joor.
She get time o. Pesin say e go beat you, you go report give police abi?

From experience pesin wey go treat ur fukup no go blow whistle.
You go just wakeup 6feet wondering what sent you to hell.
Nansense Ikeji.

Kx:
Are we saying the distortions occasioned by BH had negligible effect on d academics of the 172 first class graduates over d 5 years period?

I seem to like and admire your sense and spirit of research, probe, find out, verify issues and not like these PMB clowns.

Anyway anytime you are ready to head to Maiduguri for your data collection, kindly PM me so I can contribute my widow's mite to it.

Last Bullet: First class don dey cast o. 172? When first class meant itself only 7-15 people have it in an institution.

Emmatdayo:
u need to see the advert he did 4 them
he was like:make una follow me, make una follow startimes, make una enjoy chrismus

Bros you are a wicked somebori.

nnachukz:
Jokers, adhering to high professional standard and protecting human right my foot. The Hague woman should not mind that joker. She should investigate Shiites killings, IPOB protesters killings and many others as quick as possible. Somebody needs to be dragged by his testicle to Hague to answer for his sins against humanity.

What about Agatu massacre by his kinsmen?

It seems Nigerians have short time memory.

OrIandoOwoh:
But there were pics nau..Why do policemen like lying? You killed those students and you must be brought to book!

Na you go come bring police to book abi? I thought na police be book itself.

cassieblake:
No pay bride price,free wife
Who rejects this kind of offer?

I does!

This awoof go purge my belle die.

Who I wan believe?


This month go sweet die. See me , see front page o.
Oga Seun wey my money?
Lady F/introvert where are you?

Na me get dis zone. Area!

peterbello:
Chei! Who discovered this pure fool? Ur foolishness is pedigree. Who said his dog was mixed? If you don't have sense, you could just shut up instead of talking and clearing all doubts. Guy, common think with your brains. If his puppy wasn't cool to me, I won't equate my puppy to it. Will I come up here to talk about a dog I have in bad light? Am I not shooting myself in the leg that way? Can't a Rott/Caucasian mix look like a pure Caucasian (or is it a sin)?
If any of you didn't see my 1st comment as a positive 1, then am afraid you have the same problem that bobbysax has. And so, the reply I gave him is also for you too.
Bobby brought this on himself. He saw a harmless comment and got paranoid. And his 'just defenders' who weren't interested in buying further came to derail his thread. Now tell me, who's bobby's enemies now?

It seems you don't have any usefulness to your miserable life abi? I go soon clear your doubt.

Lordxeer:
I call it cobrat.. what do u think?

Snarat.

leaderWills:
YOU ARE THE IDIOT HERE.

Your father must be proud.

doktored:
Lol. Up your offers sirs

Make I add am 30k.
450k

peterbello:
She looks exactly like the 8 weeks old Rott/Caucasian mix I have here.

Even if the dog was mixed, it sure looks cool to me.
You have a bad mouth and nasty attitude. Grow up niccur.

ckunle:
stop being negative. he is trying to sell the dog if you aren't interested keep it moving. no one asked for your opinion on its breed or what it looks like. misery and haters love company. take your miserable hating comments else where.

bobby keep doing you.

Nonsense! Trying to sell my foot. Must scammers flood every section in Nairaland? If he wants to sell, dishonesty is a huge turnoff.
That dog can't secure itself talkless of me, if I were to buy.
Throw common banger(knockout) at that dog and see the dog picking race.

missdebs:
this local bingo

Nairalander never seem to amaze me. I was surprised when I saw a Police GSD actually 2 in number in police patrol van. They were huge, comparing them with what I see posted on Nairaland brings tears to my eyes.

Babe you are right. What op posted is ekuke and oga Seun might be interested in it.

younghartz:
When dem talk say make una go biology class una dey busy dey toast woman

Lol.
Finally dey don disgrace their ancestors.

Scatterscatter:
OP, if u want this thread to hit front page, jst change the topic to "giant snake crocodile waiting for olajumoke in unical"

CC. Lalasticlala food don land o.
Help your boys ministry.

K