₦airaland Forum

iLegend:
You: Thanks for the compliment sweetie, if only Lazarus was as tall as Gentle Jack (or any name) he wouldn't have met Jesus. (If she's a Christian she'll understand).

Or thank you Miss World. You're probably better than Chinedu Ikedieze's wife. Aren't you? Keep it up. Have you taken your medications today? Never-mind. How was your day?

When did Zacchaeus become Lazarus

Flawlessmakeup:
I have a question to ask? A lady got admission and after paying schoolfees nd started lectures for a wee feel ill nd left school, 2yrs later she is well and fine now, is it possible for her to go back to that school,to that dept and continue from 100l, since she still have her school receipt, admission number with her as evidence ? Or she will have to write jamb again

Did she inform the school officially of her predicament and defer her admission? If not let her pick a jamb form.

pinkyliceous:
Exposing him like this with his full body and face is a security risk. He could sue you for endangering his life and safety.

Seun

Lalasticlala

Mynd44

Please remove this picture from here.

I, fxwarrior hereby move a motion for the deletion of this thread being contrary and against rule number 10 on Nairaland. I hereby demand that Seun or any of the MODs delete it with immediate effect.

imohchard:
OP he consign you?

Some things are not meant to be posted online for security reasons. Nairaland has a looooong way to go. Armed robbers are also on Nairaland I hope you know.

Reminds me of a man who gave a testimony in his church of how he escaped assassins by hiding inside the ceiling of his house, next time they came prepared and killed him.

parker063:
You're not worthless.
I'm also a student (second year in ND) like you. When I did my first semester exam in ND1, the total cgpa then was 0.9. So I had to tighten up my belt and sit well for the second semester, I did my works very well and to God be the glory, I came out with 3.6 gp which the total for the first year was 4.4 (divided into two =2.2).
And now I'm in nd2, my first semester results for ND2 was 3.6 and I believe I'll be better in the final semester.
Please don't loose hope, just concentrate on your studies and at least you can graduate with lower credit like one I'm having now.

Which maths teacher taught you that 3.6+0.9 = 4.4

darkenkach:
It's obvious your aren't good with mathematics, You still have time bro, with 5f in your first year, an extra year is sure for you and you aren't sure if you will be passing the remaining courses. Why not start afresh. And stay away from Niaraland it's a killer of destiny.

Nairaland, killer of destiny ke? I doubt that. We have so much intelligent people and academic intellectuals here from all fields of study.
I do agree he needs to start afresh though. Op what is distracting you from studies? You need to buy textbooks and attend classes regularly on time. Be prayerful too.

Op its best she withdraws unless she just wants to get a pass or Testimonial that she attended a university. That is if she graduates with 1 or 2 extra years added with the attendant fees included.

Best advice is she should retake Jamb and change course NOW.

You've tried your bit, one bad thing is doing a course you are defficient in.

Ranchhoddas:
Which kind yeye comparison be this one. 24 is up there with the very best. Dammit!!

Supported all the way. I watched 24 to the very end while I feel lazy watching blacklist cos its boring to me.

niggaz4life:
they are still trapped in analog world when the whole world has gone digital. its like using an ancient tap phone when everyone is using screen-touch. who grinds pepper and tomato in 2016 ? yall are prehistoric and stone aged left behinds lolzzzz. just buy everything canned and mix it together and make ya soup. easy life. no problems. it taste just the same if not better

When cancer come visiting, I hope you will still remember your comment above.

Oh God have mercy.
APC Change!

Never a day goes by without my asking God for forgiveness , for putting myself, family and loved ones through this mess with my vote.
Never in my life has economy been this bad.

I pray for long life to correct my error of judgement.

Post the pishure joor.

First class nose be beans o.
I knew it was true. Oya transcript remain.

Lala kilode? Baba o. Ejoor.

Read up theory of structural functionalism.

Google the topic too add PDF
Example labour pdf

PDF means it will download ebooks based on that topic
Your own na to copy
LA cram la pour
No time.

Suigeneris93:
It depends on your school or department, you can study Fisheries for one year, get really good grades and switch to Pharmacy in 200 level instead of writing another Jamb which you're not sure of getting the admission. I did it and it worked for me



Cc:
Fynestboi
Richiez
Lalasticlala he needs more helpful suggestions

My friend tried this and it backfired on him.
After paying school fees and other expenses for 5 years he was shown the door out. He had to change school.

EmpresFIDEL:
good morning friends.. I need your advice. am a 100lv student studying fisheries after searching for admission for 3yrs... but I still want to write jamb next year to study pharmacy. what do you think? I should continue with the fisheries or I should take another jamb for pharmacy which I love so much. am 21years old.

Guy you need to face reality. In times like this any course related to Agriculture is a hit from back to back.
Don't mind people telling you that you can rear fish or engage in fishing without education.

I wish I took a course in Agriculture, I would have been feeding my state now with the monetary benefits included too.

Loving a course and not having the aptitude or intellectual capacity to pursue it is void.
You gave 3 years of your life to it, it didn't work, move on with fishery. That's my take. Tanks.

nepapole:
See this one. When some pipu dey carry enuf E-excellent and F-fantastic, u dey here dey ask nonsense qweshion.

He wasn't asking you. People like you don't bring out the best in others.

What about the guy that made 5.0 why won't you encourage op to aspire for a better result instead of making him relax in year 1 o.

youngsahito:
why shall I shy...

Even if I shall shy shy, shall I shy for you?

xoella:
shy guys are adorable nd wen u get to know them, u may even end up liking them the more...
#Myownopinion.

Xoella that's so sweet of you.

Adanna86:
There's nothing wrong with being shy, in some cases it can be a defence mechanism.

But I believe that when a shy guy really likes a woman he will find his courage and ask her out.

I pray o.
Finding the courage to ask a girl out for shy guys is like a stammerer speaking clearly and coherently. E no easy joor especially after first,second girl don bone am.

Utchgirl:
kk naah !

Mo ti gbo !

Utchgirl you are a pretty lady. Am fxwarrior from Nairaland and I wish to ask you out, get to know you better as a friend. Would this Saturday be convenient for you?

Guys and babes abeg rate this verse for me. Would it work in real life assuming the girl has been seeing your face but you two are not yet talking cos I want to use it in real life.

I don't want stories that touch o. Rejection makes a shy guy shyer. Tanks!

NB: Forget the Nairaland part. Just get the drill.

AngelAhnie:



He kept asking me same question for like hundred times.. So he did that cox he's shy, good to know

Guy: Angel, what is your real name?

me: my name is Ann

Guy: Oh, Ann that's a nice name.

After few minutes of talking about how he can't cook and all that. He asked same question

Angel what's your real name and I answered you've asked this same question for like 100 times
Shy guys are very funny

If he's nice, you may encourage him since its not easy. Smile at him and ask him his name.Once you maintain the convocation, he'll find his voice along the way.

#TeamShyGuys

Op how can you copy out every single detail verbatim without thinking?

So I should drink plenty of water on exam day so that what will happen?
Piss will worry me and I might lose concentration? Op God pass you.

Michellla:
Micro Biologist still got chances of getting jobs.
they can work in the medical line and health care,pharmaceutical companies.

Even food production companies like breweries, cocacola, nestle,cadbury,flourmills and the likes.

Op is not saying they cannot work there.What he's saying and has been saying is that its difficult for them to be employed with the way things are going in this country and the number of their fellow colleagues being churned out from the various institutions across the country each year.

Besides medical science graduates and science laboratory graduates are being considered more in laboratory and medical vacancies.

holarmy10:
it doesn't really matter
Just be good at what you do and success will be yours
We all don't have to be doctors, engineers, lawyers etc before we make it in life

My 2 cent
FTC
Cc Lalasticlala

You have spoken well and without knowing it you have agreed with op.
Theres need to be the best in your chosen field.

Your university may notice you and give you automatic employment.

Okay

tohpahz:
How many hrs i spend with my phone.
My phone is always with mi.. so 24hrs it is..

Drama queen they meant handling it, playing with it, using it.

ANTONINEUTRON:
Shuoo 17-20 Hours Per Day When There Is 24 Hours In A Day....




Either Smebdy Is Lying Or Smebdy Is Not Getting Adequate Sleep

Or Somebody is jobless. Nobody likes phone like I do but I rarely spend 3hrs pressing phone continually. Not when you have books to read, places to go to and business to attend to.

Anyway I came to read introvert and LadyF comments. Dem dey sleep for phone.

Nairaland happens to be my most visited site.


Last Bullet: The only exception is when am watching interesting series with my phone. Then I might spend 10hrs at my convenience.

What

bobmalu83:
some will surely leave because it doesn't favor them. The zoning didn't favour sw at least d could have zone party chairmanship to them since North is producing president come 2019

See this one o. North produce which President again when we are still suffering the effects of a northerner.

Unless you have not been following Nigerian politics especially after democracy. It is very glaring that the north has nothing in terms of Presidency to offer this country. They are leading us back to the dark ages at top speed in reverse gear.
Nobody who has the interest of this country at heart will say what you just did. I voted for Buhari, yes and am still paying for my error of ways.

BOT chairman should not beg them cos PDP is producing the President come 2019. We have suffered at the hands of the north for so long. They have produced many head of states and Presidents far more than any geopolitical zone in the history of Nigeria yet the North is still backwards developmentally and in terms of philosophical views.

All of them that left PDP will run back to PDP when jungle mature.

gistmeloveblog:


Endtime babe

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The hustle is real.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
So making a suggestion = teaching a soldier what to do. Very clever analysis monsieur
Meeen no one can make another look stupid unless of course the guy was stùpid in the 1st place and has an inferiority complex or he is allergic to common sense
No wonder the fight owith BH drags on. when illiterate bufoons are tasked with securing a country

Is it the people that will throw away their guns and flee at the sound of knockout and even pull their shirts join?
Omo leave that tin.

They keep saying since last year that they know the location of chibok girls, to rescue dem na another wahala.

adaoshi:
Next time mind your business

Mind which business? When they were clearly blocking his way and preventing him from going to his business.

Besides you no get sense?