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tosyne2much:
Spot on OP... More of this

Tosin Baba tuwale!
Your boy dey loyal.

Dude I didn't get to see your initial post soliciting for votes.
Had I seen it I would have voted for you.
Why?
Your music is lyrical, its inspirational, it has content and much more...

I dare say you deserve the award. Keep it up!

Please keep on singing quality songs not the crap we have now in the streets.

#continues playing the song.

Me I don tire to dey carry last.
Baba pick my call make I carry first.....

Rapsino:
Hostel mate is a comedy skit, which shows the funny life of four room mates. the episode one is out and even Oga Seun will laugh all day. A nairalander named @Rapsino shot it. show some support by watching, laughing and sharing. clink link below to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPct_m8Gnj8
cc: lalasticlala

Having watched this video I won't recommend it at all. It lacks content and humour. You have a lot to learn from little Emmanuella.

Your video is all about people messing or polluting the air in the hostel. Quite disappointed. I wanted to patronise a fellow nairalander but I guess I fall my own hands by wasting my mb to download poo.

Madness. Many are mad but few are roaming.

ozy4christ:
Do your president has a smiling face b4?#justasking

Do abi na does?
Your English teacher should be arrested.

achinaboy:
well her mother is from my village,,just saying,,we no dey slakkkkk

Success has relatives. If to say she steal you for agree her mum come from your village?

crazymommy:
Instead of sharing it,let the government use to finance projects that will benefit the common man on the street....share ko table ni.

The era of share the money is over. That is not money to be shared but to be put to good use in development of the country.

Op check your calculation 288/68 can never be 3.35

If somebody has 2.577 can it be rounded up to 2.58 or simply 2.57?

Thunderlicious:
My friend look for ur own girl and stop fvcking somebody's future wife.

Every girl claims to have a guy these days o.

Theres this damsel I love so much but she has a guy. Should I allow her to continue friend zoning me or tell her off?

I truly care about her....Please advice needed. I feel sad.

cruzita:







I'm seeing Michael Jackson ,Nelson Mandela,superman etc.




are they in heaven too?

Na so Snoop Dogg use una brain drink garri.
He wrote Heavan which is different from Heaven

Kk

LEXYCOM:
What medical condition is this ? And what can be done? Will the heart be left like dat while he grows or will they push the heart back into the chest......

No, they will push the heart out of the chest.

hydroking23:
Rip

Check out @SaharaReporters's Tweet: https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/740363551819325440?s=09

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3812884_s2380130_pngce935c3d0dc63a8f92a4e0c1a56cb402

Op you too RIP for bringing such gloomy news. Agent of doom.

Others are bringing news that will cause smile and happiness to others, you na death news you rush go carry.

I refuse to believe it. It is not true, it can never be true!

Can someone notice that Darego doesn't have yansh, the middle girl doesn't have waist while the third girl doesn't have bweast.

Are these HIV patients?

I wish to believe Unilag gave him automatic employment.

Meanwhile Akin Alabi gave him #1 million which I believe he should leverage on and move on.

Op I want to learn how to produce Vaseline only. I heard that it sells well on nairaland.

Dog meat and fresh palm wine.

omoyemirally:
Some ppu major problem is buhari. Dey use every opportunity dey get to insult him. What else do u expect him to say? Bad belle ppu full dis Nigeria ooo and dats y we are not progressing. You av spoken well jare my president.

Wailers are free to cry.

So if I tell you that Jesus is coming soon and you tell me that Jesus does not exist.
I am permitted to carry daggar and chook into your eyes abi?

You must be senseless.
Whatever her crime or offence, getting her locked up is better than outright killing.

The number 1 citizen of the federal republic of Nigeria by this state(if he actually said that) supported religious killings and jungle justice.

Michellla:
please just get a room

They should better shoot a porn movie. I can imagine what their sex life would look like.Steamy I guess.
Two of them don spoil joor.

Are they Christians?

GTB

Go for weekend programme. You seem brilliant. Focus and determination. God will see you through

You may not get an upper credit but you'll definitely get an uppercut if you don't sit up now.

whirlwind7:
Or worse still, the machine was invented with the target market being blacks.
The inventors know how vain a typical black man with some spare cash can be at ceremonies such as this.

All they need to convince the olodo is say: "Look here, my good man, you worked real hard to make that money. You shouldn't work so hard to spend it in style. Just load the cash in this compartment, release this catch button, point the device this way, and pull this trigger right here.........and there you go!"

The mumu will quickly order for a dozen of it...with the intention of selling some of it to his fellow retardz of like minds.

Good response. The whites simply look for a need to fill and make money out of it.
Imagine such a liability.

bodee:
hmmn, you must be a student or an alumni of OAU.

Albeit, beards or no beards, it doesn't matter, what actually matters is the guy's character and impacts on the society. Whatsoever is considered as a sane or decent dressing is simply a product of culture which is in itself even dynamic and usually imported.

Insubordination is a punishable offence. Its a total disregard for the ethics, values, code of conduct and rules and regulations of an institution.
It was even written thus backing it up but the dude ignored it and towed the path of ignominy and had to be disciplined.

Being found worthy in learning but not in character.
That dude is even sporting a tattoo.

I couldn't help laughing sotay people begin ask me wetin I dey laugh.

Buahahha!

ChangeIsCostant:
see gobe oo

See professional twerking.

Bakassi Fokassibe

Ok

He likes talkings and research. Surfing the net is not part of it. Almost every youth in this century likes surfing, browsing, downloading movies, musics etc so that one no follow.

I would have suggested mass communication but he's a science student.
Okay let him study computer science,engineering,programming or any course related to computer since he likes computer.

As my younger brother I owe you the truth.
If you aspire to be the best graduating student in your school which is still possible, drop school politics and focus.

If making 2:1 is still okay for you, maybe 4.3 or 4.0 thereabout then pick a ticket and contest.

Last Bullet: Leave school politics cos it is demanding especially being the President.