₦airaland Forum

B2Spirits:
Don't start what you cannot finish, aunty that has to add "pweety" to her name b4 we can know she's pretty. Empty barrels make the loudest noise. I have told u that pretty females are most of the times dunderheads. In your case, you are ugly, and still dumb.

Men that want attractive females as wives have no option than to live with necessary devils. Wherever you are now, if you don't have that goat hair you call wig on, you certainly have one plastic strands as eyelashes. Were you guys born to be fake and f00lish at the same time? I'm sure you cannot flaunt your natural skin as I do, and have to use paints applied by some artists somewhere in Makoko, while forming Lekki residence.

Now they end up in Shiloh for the gift of a husband, as if marriage is a Shoprite phenomenon. They exalt money above wisdom, and celebrate idiocy. Their fathers have to reach level 14 in civil service before being able to obtain one raggedy car through bank loans, but want a man in his late 20s with Bentley luxury cars.

lol bros,easy on that girl ...uhm as for your babe, you wear the shoes so you alone knows where it hurts and i understand how it difficult it is to find a good woman.but one thing i know in a relationship is respecting your difference and appreciating the similarities. demanding too much from your partner is not the best instead try to see how you can work on managing your imperfections for the good of your relationship,cus no one is perfect.try also to see things from her own side too.MY OPINION

JoshMedia:
Thanks Bro
I will be applying for Winter and not summer
I will be applying to University of Applied Sciences Würzburg-Schweinfurt: Business and Engineering

Rhinewaal: Mechanical Engineering
and one other one

alright then,best wishes

queendoreez:
Yes, it really did hurt. For me to answer all interview questions correctly and then you go personal advicing me to save my money for recession in Nigeria etceteras. Na me bring recession come Nigeria?

lmao''save my money for recession''?! ... it happens sometimes tho.what about the appeal you made?

queendoreez:
I applied for a 2weeks Tourist visa, I was interviewed on Thursday last week, the idiot that interviewed me felt bigger than what he is. He kept rambling about the money in my account that is over 1M. Every other document was intact, Employment letter, payslips, leave letter from my company, hotel and flight reservations etceteras. In the end i was denied, the letter was dated the following day being Friday stating reasons 3 & 9. I am convinced the mumu didn't even put in my application to the appropriate authorities and made a hasty decision. I want to appeal, what are my chances?

lol this thing really hurt you madam

JoshMedia:
Is this correct?
I saw it today
The only language requirement is even English

my man hope you know that school just recently introduced tuition fee for non-europeans(3,500)euro per year and the have only 32 spaces for admission at most 35.your docs have to be very sound in terms of grades. Theres no harm in trying to apply to the school for bsc but chances there seems to be very low.Try looking for other possibilities and make sure you apply to like 3 schools,if your applying for summer 2018.for me i wont bank on that school but your luck might be different so just give it an option and remain possitive (from my experience)

Hopefulman:
Too many Bleep ups even after the incident, I been give her second chance that's why this issue lingered till now, but bruv another thing I hate is an unappreciative woman, she's not helping me forget the incident too, a lot I can't type

Bros i have tasted such and i feel your pain too but i can't share from it...bitter truth is, she has played her role in your life

anyone seen the ''F**K CREW'' ...missing them tho

georgeben205:
Ask za oza room candidates.

lmaoo

i think have missed the ''F**K CREW''...are they still on this forum

princeemmma:
abi ori eleyi ope niii, go heaven or hell fire then, infact

lmao...oboi you funny

Nixiepie:
happy for wat?he disgust me

i know,you just sounded funny

Nixiepie:
The bastard even wore a butt pad

lmao...someone is not happy here

lol ...welcome to my home bro

fuckboys:
can you imagine the ugly person the guy wants to Bleep?

He's only doing your celibate self a favour

lmao...dude why na

Defaramade:

rotf...this 'F**k CREW' wont kill me

had to laugh very hard on the first pics,it was very funny ...Great work OP

mykeljosef:
try searching for fvcks to buy at to 3 in the morning

lmao...thought the 'F**K CREW' were on Holls

Franky826:

So op if one is not in their prime they should retire

Mikel was never at his prime in Chelsea he never retired. Got shipped to china and guess what he is at his prime financially.

My name is not ben Bruce and I just wanted to add my 2cents

lmao this aboki sef

uhm are the 'f**k Crew' still around??

still dont understand this new delicacy ...lol please wheres the 'F**K CREW'

emmanuel596:
Its either you are an olosho or a gold digger and you are pained by the aboved mentioned facts or you just lack common sense

lmao...Charleh calm down

AnthonioAlsaid:

lmao...this guy ooo

cowleg:
How many days did it took you to change details in passport? Did you bribe or did it official way?

it took some days or a week i think i cant remember the duration but as for the other question im not sure of what to answer.though if you want it fast you might have to pay much but if you want it at the normal duration then you might have to wait long,of course you know Nigeria(im just guessing)...for me i paid 180k last year for it and it didnt take long, so be prepared.

no bashing please.
this is what foreign chicks are good at(walk up to the opposite sex just to speak their mind)...OP its never wrong to make the first move.if it works better for you,if it doesnt then you learn from it.either ways you gain something.CHEERS!

mavenprosper:
for information sake, i got language course visa from A1 to C1 at goethe institut in deutschland but na ur money kill am ooooo

can you tell me some of the questions you were asked during your interview and can you give more insights on ''na ur money kill am''

good day all!
its very possible to change dob on e passport.the main thing is to know the right persons to help you in abuja.im a living witness to that.i had problem with mine due to some intended reasons but now i have corrected the mistake i made on my dob Thank GOD!. dont believe that nothing is impossible or naysayers just give it a try with the rigth people and success will be your story.peace!

sawhite:
please be advised, the German embassy does not grant visa for language courses and the only conditional admission that can grant you a visa is student college admission, trust me dont bother paying for language course in Germany, your money will just go with the wind.

thanks for your advice.are you in nigeria presently?

OP i score you 70% .Not totally girls/ladies fault most times cus guys got their own roles to play on this issue
LMAO...i perceived some frustrated/infuriated pipo here.Please keep the funny comments flowing-in

Andyc007:
I got this from several sources in the course of my research.

You may visit daad.de, study-in.de and good ol Google.

alright then.thanks for all

Andyc007:
I am in Lagos ATM.

Well, seems you are applying to a higher semester?

What course is this?

From the little I know, conditional admission will get you a student applicant visa which can only be converted to a student visa in Nigeria.

This implies that in the unlikely event that you get the student applicant visa & finish the language course in Germany, & eventually secure the admission; you will have to return to Nigeria to get a student visa.

So, I guess you can make an informed decision now.

BTW, you should look at other universities or for a fully English course.

no sir
well its cool but i have other schools in mind too. please where did u get the information about the student applicant visa and can you give me a source or link to it cus i would like to review it,if you dont mind.thank you