₦airaland Forum

TrapHedges:
Lol bro.. So today i was fuckinnng tired (fucck school) so i got home,, chilling..these hoe hit my hot line tat she bouta cum around.. Am cool with tat.. Few mins later she got here.. She a side chick so i was giving her no chill lol...bitcch said she wants ta wash her hair.. Told her to go tell her bf..she like she telling me nua..lol long story short

she wanted to use the bathroom, she finished and left,,i was still in my bed..few mins later i hit the bathroom and my shampoo is gone..lol my boy aint around and shampoo was right there in the morning


why most of yall girls forming porsh, lowkey theives?


Same thing happened to my man primo lol

lol ''lowkey thieves''...very funny

Penisinpenisout:
are you sure we didn't date the same girl >:because i feel the same way you feel

lol...see moniker + meme

bigsmoke2:

lwkm ooo...this guy sef

i came here to congratulate the OP...YOU ARE PRETTY!!!

Zodka:
Hello everyone,
I just applied to TUM, Tubingen, UMG, Potsdam and Friedrich Schiller.
Anyone applied to similar schools above. Let's relate?
When are we likely to hear responses for the winter programs

MSc or BSs?

AgentONE:
Yes am applying
Even applying to HAW,Ingolstadt,Fulda HS,about 9 in number...

lwkm...not taking any chance huh??! please keep some for us too

please any ''FVCK CREW'' fellow here?

Probably if she Ate most of that TRASH on her face,she'll be pretty on the inside

footprintD55:

lwkm for here

any ''F**K CREW'' nigga here??...Your attention is highly needed here

hello everyone! please i dont know if anyone has any idea on how to unlock iphone 4s with glo sim? its telling me either to ''connect to itunes'' or ''choose another network''.please i need advice urgently on how to go about this,thanks

hello everyone! please i dont know if anyone has any idea on how to unlock iphone 4s with glo sim? its telling me either to ''connect to itunes'' or ''choose another network''.please i need advice urgently on how to go about this,thanks

snika:
Smh.
Afonja slave. Even your spiritual director who is greater than Awolowo, Abiola, Tinubu and Oduduwa is disappointed with you.

lol...that 'meme of your's in particular has a way of making me get cracked up

Jewelnutch:
"the first thread I see."
Haha, mothherfuccker can't place tenses well.. Or has goals to continue checking my profile till infinity.

lmao...demn!

hello friends.please a friend of mine wants to sit for GRE exam and is looking for someone with a successful past experience of the exam...so please if you have written the exam previously and you where successful, please help a bro with your own experience on how to best prepare for it.thanks

Henryyy:
madam u can't have a drum of paint on ur face plus filter at 100% and be claiming pretty. You are not even quarter as pretty as the lady in #5 so what do u mean?

Did you say ''drum of paint''...lwkmd o

nawa oo...somebodies destiny is there,hit the ''like'' button if its yours

CeeJay9ja:
Dey deceive yourself until you begin chop grass

i no fit laff

nairaland folks $ bobrisky shaa

soberdrunk:
If the South African government is willing to pay, we can loan them a group of some our best players for just one season and the it shall be a season of pregnancies, to lead this group will be Tuface, Flavour, Wizkid, some soldiers, policemen, Lagos areaboys/Nurtw members etc

''LOAN'',lwkmd...that word is strong

lol...and wth was that fat PUNK there(UMUKORO JOSEPH) trying to do with the white chick.Nigerians sha always disgracing themselves

lmao kinda true

popefuse:
atleast the thread relax ur nerves abi?

lol more still a ''therapy'' ...funny dude

lmao...BARCAAAAAAA FOR LIFE !

uhm i think its creative and cool

greatjoshy:
Hmmm

yeaahh the ''F**K CREW'' are back...lol

DRY

princeemmma:
if the man forgive you, me i will never forgive you

lol,one of my fav meme

futurism:
There is no good girl... no matter how much innocence she may display, no matter how faultless she may appear, never assume she is different from others. They are all manipulative.

Doing that means you are letting your guards down and you would be in for a rude awakening. You may like her, love her, hide whatever you feel for her as much as you can. Show it sparingly and then disappear from her sight for as long as you can. Appear again and disappear. Never let her understand you, be invisible.

Even if she acts like she is liking you do not give her the chance. Assuming she is different from any other will be your greatest undoing.

Act like you do not trust her even if you do, let her know you have varieties to choose from... ball hard, baff up and make her wish she was yours... but keep your distance for as much as you can.

There is no good girl, they all manipulative and confused, even the ones that will comment here know this.

bro its suckx big time with most of these girls...but someday you look back and smile at this write up of yours when you meet the right one
DUST UP BRO!

francis Bacon and Tycho Brahe were the dumbest death
but Aeschylus was the funniest death

these are really nice OP