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webwheez:
Lol...noobs, check out mine

Bro two things
1...can i get the wallpapers..the spiderman nd supermam, its cool
2..whats the name of your font?

Simple does it

How e take concern me??

Warris dis one saying

Never..will i do drugs..the shit never ends well

The worst was that the fat idiot was still chewing gum and smiling

May Zeus and Posiedon use yur balls of Cricket of the gods!!!!!

Am walking out of the thread like....

Cos you are not bread

Meanwhile

LucemFerre:
Good thing you didn't listen to all this Internet-fantasy-provocating posters... 1g isn't that bad, considering I know if you had the means you would have gotten a better one... You'd enjoy a lot of games ( not all recent games though)that would last you until you hopefully get another pc... 3njoy yo

Thanks man

sirliu:
If the nvidia graphics isn't at the very least 2gb, then it's not viable.

Have gottn the laptop alrdy can play at least 2014 games on medium settings..or low sha depends..buh pes 2016 runs fine at high

Hp Elitebook 8540p(core i5,750gb,4gb,1gb nvidia,15.6inch) please guys i wanna get this laptop for gaming is it a good buy?

Dead force

Ekondu:
Hello house... My return key is no longer responding smartly like before.... Sometimes it won't respond at all I have to trying over and again... While ocasionaly it works just fine... What could be the issue? Pls help.

Make use of the suspend option then till yu get the back button fixed

homesteady:
Got mine on Wednesday, it has been a lovely experience, a very lovely one!
The camera picture quality is on point, the phone is aesthetically excellent!

The only problem I have with the phone is the keyboard, I'm so used to my Samsung keyboard and this keyboard is quite not as easy as my Samsung! Whenever I'm typing a word and I complete it with the predicted word shown at the top of the keyboard, it gives a space after the word! So if I want to put a punctuation mark after the word, I would have to go back, and it kills my vibe when typing!

Get a new keyboard...or go 2 settings of touchpal nd correct it from there its that simple

nani667:
so after the people in Abj have enjoyed the free unlimited downloads...now that the free downloads season is long over they come to Lagos... I'll just wait till they have an office close to my Area...No rush to get the SIM and use their expensive subscriptions... I'm good with MTN , Airtel and Glo for now ✔

Bro pls can i get a link to helvetica neue font..the one yu actually use..thanks

proffnico:
what about the comments? Pure fake too?

Yea

proffnico:
Check this out guys... http://android-rom.net/upgrade-update-gionee-marathon-m5.html

Its pure fake

kvngjesse:
They're all copying the gionee m5's design.

I tot i was the only one dat was seeing it..

nani667:
I use a Samsung Galaxy Note 3 ✔

Bro is therr a way yu can give me the link to yur helvetica neue font

The video is cool tho...

Buh why dem show skales

Willgates:
Why are you comparing a machine to a phone?

dont mind me i 4got

greenhulk:
15% battery drop after a 2 hr movie is not bad oyindebrah, in fact it is pretty good depending on the quality of the movie. The consumption is dependent on so we factors, u will use more battery if u streamed the movie using Internet. U will save more battery if the movie was saved on ur device and u watched offline. U will even save more battery if u turn off WiFi and data while watching the movie.

Movie resolution also plays a part, if u watched low quality movie u will use less battery unlike if u watched an HD movie. And ur screen brightness also plays a part as well as volume level u set. So u see sister a lot of things are involved here. But 15% in 2 hrs is really not bad.

My m5 will deduct 7% after a 2hr movie..

Akposkool:
That rapist called Ronaldo is playing today oooo. That's bad news for city.
Well Antoine griezmann for Ballon d or. Hit like if you agree

If only there was an unlike button

Rafob:
pls help my geonee splus can not download from play store again thank you so much

Go 2 system update nd chck there is an update to fix it

Few Hours After YBNL Princess Drops Her First Single “Jabole”

She already Has Topped Nigerian Itunes… Label Boss Olamide Posted This On Instagram


He captioned It with: “baddosnehGod is real I believe in God .. Do you ? Lol .. Thanks guys .. @ybnlprincessshine baby shine”

Lets take a little down memory lane when the going was good and we thought they were going to be the Jigga and Bey of the nigerian music industry…

Vital Lessons from Tee Billz V Tiwa Savage Marital Conundrum

1. If you make money in Nigeria from shows and music CDs bought by average Nigerians, don't take your wedding to Dubai where Nigerians can't come and eat Jollof. We also have a spirit head, 'Eleda' and it fights for us. You can't refuse people from reaping where they have sown without dire consequences.

2. The one who takes weed during courtship will take cocaine in marriage. The one who will be epileptic at night will begin with convulsion by day. He who smokes cigarette in public will smoke marijuana in private. Don't ignore the signs. Don't kill yourself.

3. What you won't take as a rich man or woman, don't condone it in poverty. You won't always be poor and desperate. Think.

4. Always separate business or career from pleasure. Making your undisciplined spouse your business manager always boomerangs. There is no heritage between father and son without a clearly defined delineation. Excessive familiarity is the harbinger of career contempt.

5. If you must cheat, cheat creatively. Why save a side chic's number on your mobile phone with a suggestive name like 'edible catering' when 'Voicemail', 'Customer care', 'Subomi spare part' will do the magic? If you cannot successfully cheat without being caught by so uncreatively saving a side chic's number as edible catering, how can you successfully blackmail your spouse on instagram without blaming hackers for it?

6. Don't wash your dirty linen on social media. Divorce is best achieved in the Law court, not on instagram.

7. There is no point trying to explain yourself to those who are genuinely committed to not understanding you. Those who matter won't mind and those who mind don't matter. Reacting to a scandalous allegation does not diminish it, rather; it propagates it to the hearing of those who didn't hear it in the first instance.

8. Whatever you permit to continue in your life and marriage will continue. Abuse, cheating, overlooking personal indiscipline and unpardonable ineptitude inclusive. When people help your dreams, thank them, don't marry them. Don't appreciate brutes with your marital destiny.

9. Money is the greatest fuel for igniting the destruction of longstanding friendship and relationships. Romance without finance is an annoying nuisance. Money gives honey to marriages. Communal feast is not sweet when a participating member of the feast is not a contributory member.

10. That you made someone is no license to recklessly milk them to death. The fowl which lays eggs also feels the pain of delivery. It takes a special kind of inferior archaic insecurity to perpetually reside in the past of little beginning and habitually revel in the pettiness of tokenism.

11. Real men do not kiss and tell or shag and brag. It is foolish to reveal your bitter past to an uncouth partner in the moment of passion, for he will reveal same to the public in the quest for hurtful vengeance in the infuriating fist of rage.

12. Those who really want to die by killing themselves, do not mouth it, or announce it, they just do. Suicide is a solitary termination of one's miserable existence at the expiration of hope, not an attention-seeking dramatic announcement of death threat with the hope of rescue at the glare of public exposure. Death is a serious sturvs, it's not a joking sturvs, be serious.

13. If a man cannot successfully manage his life, it is self-hatred to commit your life, love, emotion, career and business in his incapable hands. The one who open-eyedly marries such a mess is a brave risk-taker. Worse still, the one who happily marries a rejected marital left over should prepare for a shocking leg over after the emotional hang over!

14. When you settle down rather than marry up, be ready to be let down.

15. If a man cannot successfully plan and execute his own suicide, what more proof do you need to ascertain his specialty of failure in everything?

By Tosin Ayo

So i know i ain't a celeb or even popular, but i just wanna give a piece of my mind of the issue i don't dive into celeb matters unless Jhene Aiko/Drake/Ed Sheeran/Jb is involved, i woke to a group message all about Mr Tb suicide and bewitched acclaims at first i thought it was another stunt that was being pulled,so i ran off to my number one news carrier "Nairaland" (you thought i would Linda Ikeji right?) Already running on front page (lala i see your handwork) it seemed lame to me at first that why would a celeb that was married pull such a stunt on social media it didn't make any sense at all, till i saw the "hack" issue later. And i thought to myself there were some details here that a hacker would never ever know unless the hacker was TB's younger brother.

The next day came the interview which switched all favours to Our dear Tiwa after she sobbed and exposed the whole shit that was running in their mine of secrets, and unleashed the goblet of fire on Mr Tb..well i still didn't want to believe so i watched the video she was in pain no doubt (but the no makeup, the scarf tin, that house help shirt she wore it got me laffing, i still saw it as staged act) but i would like to "dash" people blame here
...Celebs don't really get the meaning of celebs, t comes wif a price you can't just be popular and get away with it nahh..even Vic o..(pauses and laffs) had his share of lame popularity) buh where is the wack nigga today. TB if you want to commit suicide there is something called a suicide note it is written before the act so that when you found dead twill be read to know the reason why you did it, don't use social media to start claiming whats not if you cant commit suicide shut the hell up and pull your shit 2ghtr!!!!

I don't blive in 9ja Celebs and i neva will, to me they seem like people who got that big break and tell lies on social media (no hating)sometimes we really don't know whats knocking in your cupboard. i like them for what they are everyone wants to make it that the fact, but when you have issues social media no be the place nah, that will just blow everything out of proportion...family dey you no call, friends dey you no halla, you just show your yansh 2 everybody and you think say person go use im hand come carry your trousers up..tah!!!!. All am saying is when you in deep shit keep it 2ghtr make it private the public will never help, only people that understand will..till date what transpired between Breezy and Rihanna that caused the beating/breakup no one knows the shit was kept private

It might not make sense but thats just a piece of my mind

Popular breadseller turned model, Olajumoke Orisaguna joined the selected models at the press conference of Kinabuti’s ‘Dare2Dream‘ academy, a seasonal programme sponsored by First City Monuments.

The ‘Dare2Dream’ model search is “an international youth empowerment initiative” which is dedicated to discovering aspiring models with “talents in fashion styling, singing, dancing and presenting with great potentials”. The academy reportedly empowers these models by putting them through “tough training”.

Meanwhile, yesterday at the Kinabuti Studio in Ikoyi, the mum of two daughters introduced herself as ‘the breadseller’, and laughed as she did this.

http://theinfong.com/2016/04/olajumoke-orisaguna-hangs-white-models-kinabutis-dare2dream-show-lagos-see-photos/