Nimshiiiii, there is a way that seem right, but the end is destruction. Everyday you wake up, remember that you owe the man of God an apology and if want forgiveness, come to Faith Tabernacle and you will be forgiven. If you know what a curse is, then you will understand that making sales is not a blessing. There is a blessing that comes with sorrow. That will be your portion.

Henceforth, i choose not to reply .

I am a very busy person.

Your curse is your choice.

Jesus is Lord

Nimshi:

BTW, where is poster Gadols?

That's the Gadols who placed a holy curse, cursing the work of my hands.

Update: another work sold today! This has been a fantastic week.

Perhaps God is gicing you a hint, that you don't work for him, that you're a fool for Oyedepo, and that your curses must work in reverse.

I expect to reap bountifully when you take my posts to the altar of your witches and wizards for Jesus; I beg of you to do it.

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Am in the UK. I have placed the curse. You cursed.

I say no more. I have read some very objective reaction to this post.

I therefore will say nothing about this anymore. Nimshi feels dignified by

my reactions and i choose to be quite from now on.

I think there are better things to do and think about.

Wishing you all a glorious 2012.

Jesus Is Lord

Nimshi:

Gadols, the braindead DavidO worshipper wrote:

That was a 'curse' supposedly meant for poster Nimshi, who had wondered why the slap-happy church dadddy had been absent at his regular post on Xmas day. Not done, Gadols the David-Oye (slapful pastor, who wouldn't confront the spirit in the witch, but would vent his infantile frustration on a probably disturbed girl) idol worshipper topped it up with an almost spiteful, almost vengeful, incohenrent and very poorly thought-out post (more about that later).

A curse on poster Nimshi's life? On whose authority? On the authority of David the carnal pastor, or on the authority of Jesus the Christ?
Gadols declares - in the name of Jesus, no less - that 'Favour shall be faw away from poster Nimshi; then I must ask:

What interest has Jesus in this matter? Would Jesus have scolded and angry-slapped Mr. DavidO, or commended him for his performance? Would Jesus have been physically abusive to a self-declared witch kneeling at an altar for grace? Would Jesus have condemned a self-declared witch to hell? Would Jesus have asked, as DavidOy did, like a common thug: "Do you know who you're talking to"?

Mr. David the bishop has earned the scorn of all decent people; Gadols deserves our pity too, for she believes - firmly it looks - that chanting curses - or typing them, as the case appears - makes them effective: she believes in magic, in 2011! I shall place no curse on you - it won't work - neither shall I pray for you - it wouldn't work; but I shall make a wish, popularised by another soul, whose way of life was superior to that of your cretin pastor, whose way of life was more humble than that of your arrogant bully of a pastor: may your road be rough. (That's actually a 'prayer'; you must however work hard to realise it).

People 're perishing because of no knowledge. Shame on you, owrshipper of man; and shame on David Oyedepo the bully.
.

Wait and see.

Sleekjd:

@ Gadols, so becos sm1 asks a question or shares a divergent view abt your bishop u place such curse on him? Lol! Curse him frm nw till 2mao, dry fast for 40 days n nite, it will never come to past. I am a christian n I don't support criticism bt your posts doesn't make u diff from a muslim fanatic who fights to defend their god. Let God be the judge n not u mere mortal. Channel or your curses, fastin n whatever towards bokoharamites, corrupt leader etc." Let d God of Oyedepo" defend him n nt you. Bt frankly Gadols, I feel sorry for your neighbours n co worker n inlaws, is dis hw u dis out curses to dem @ d slightest provocation? Lord have mercy! Don't bother cursin me, cos its mere waste of time n automatic Back To Sender in Many Folds.

Be careful of what you say. This is not a joke. I meant every word i have said on Nimshi. He will see the devastation of the wicked in his belly. The wicked shall perish and to him that has touched the annoited of God, he shall recieve his due reward. Except God is not God and Bishop David is not called of God, then can i be making an empty noise. But if Bishop David is ordained of God, Nimshi you have a destiny with the wicked and you will not escape. I curse the works of your hands for all you said about David oyedepo. You have an escape route: Go to Faith Tabernacle and confess and then will you be free. I mean it.

I LOVE MY BISHOP
I LOVE DAVID OYEDEPO
I LOVE WINNERS
I AM A WINNER

LET ALL THE WITCHES BURY THEIR HEADS IN SHAME.

festuskol:

point no. 1. Seun's house is in ota, very very close 2 winners chapel in ota. Point 2. Seun himself had in past attended winners chapel, but maybe something happened dt affected him. Winners bought one of his land, so he has been in d fore front of criticisin d man. There's more 2dis dt i can share(after listenin 2guys in ota who know d genesis of dis attack), but am sure some pple wil stil rubbish evrytin i say so why bother. They won't stop attackin d man until they crush his ministry. Point 3.how r u sure dt seun is not posin as Nimshi ? I stay in ota so i know ds.

Very good point. I agree with you.

Its not about Jesus or God here. Its the way a prophet is being
mistreated. Pls read the Bible and you will see how prophets cursed those who
use their tongue without thinking
Elisha cursed a group of children and a bear came and consumed them
There many instances like that
Bo you believe the Bible?
If you do, then Nimshi's curse sticks to him.

I curse him from the dept of my soul.

He will never know peace all the days of his life except he repents.

The God of David oyedepo whom he has despised will utterly make him a waste to his generation.

I mean it and so shall  it be.

Nimshi has gotten it all wrong and will pay for it.

The curse stays except if God is not on His throne.
Nimshi is cursed and shall remain so. I mean it.
I will print his post and take it to the altar next sunday
and lets see if he will escape.
Nimshi will never know peace

Amen

Nimshi:

Welcome, all you David minions.

Lots David zombies, welcome.

David has gone into hiding; best explanation so far: his babalawo has advised him against appearing in public in white.

As to the m.orons threatening fire and brimstone: what can you do? Here's a challenge:

Gather all your prayer warriors, begin your chanting at any time of the day in any time zone, including at night and at your meaningless vigils. Do your spiritual worst. So what?

You spiritual hero is an emperor with no clothes; this matter ought to be pursued until your self-titled bishop, Mr. yedepo, does the right thing: apologise to the 'witch' for slapping her in public.

When you've all extracted your brains from your rectum, you will come to realise that this brand of Christianity isn't anything different from common thuggery.

Mr. Oyedepo, slapping his way into grand ignominy.

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I place curse over your life. You shall see misery and confusion from now on. You will eat the bread of sorrow and your miserable brain will emit darkness on ur life. I mean it and so shall it be. I invoke the curse of deut 28 to be your potion. Favour shall be far away from you. I declare it so in Jesus Name Amen.

David oyedepo im a living legend.
He slapped a witch so what?
An apostle in scriptures commanded a man who was mocking
the gospel to go blind and the man went blind
The little girl was mocking the church when she said she was a witch for Jesus
A witch for Jesus?
She deserve a slap
Atleast its better than making her blind or mad

Nimshi watch your tongue or you will be taken by madness. I mean it.

nimshi is another word for confusion. A state of rowdy directionless motion.
That is what is happening to nimshi. Devil.

He needs to rethink his dumb brains, what can ever come out of a dumb brain? silly posts.

i was just angry at that fool.

Nimshi:

People:

1) Oyedepo appeared absent from Sunday Service on yesterday at the Winners' Chapel main auditorium.

2) Notice this was the Christmas Service, also on a Sunday.

3) Was he there in disguise? Did he melt with the crowd?

4) His wife also appeared to be absent.

5) None of the stand-in pastors (in flowing/stylish agbada and regular suits) appeared to make any announcement on David Oyedepo's absence.

Is he waiting for the angst against his Christian slap event to cool? Did he worship elsewhere? Did the spirit minister to him to go into hiding? Was he advised to make himself scarce for now? This is a common tactic: go into hiding until things cool down. You'd think Mr. Oyedepo would be beyond that; but one may be wrong.

So, where's David Oyedepo? When will he return to his post? When will he apologise for his grand misbehaviour? When will be apologise to the witch?

Or, was he present but was just invisible?

Satan at work in you. This is the most useless posts i have seen on nairaland. Attention seeker. Bootleaker, antichrist, bokoharamer, demon, demented soul, empty fool, wait am coming,

Am a winner and rightly so

yeye post.

He is my prophet.
A man called to my generation
He is an instrument in God's Hands for this generation
You may hate him, nothing unusual
Winners dont breed fools
Winners are people with a difference
Come to Faith Tabernacle next sunday if you are in lagos
or check out any of our local churches within Nigeria
You will sure come to terms with the air of faith oozing around the church
Skeptics snicked into Canaanland and became repentant.

Jesus is Lord

Gloryyyyy!!!!!

helpee:

@poster. Enough! We are tired of pastoral hatred on this forum. I don't care wether oyedepo is a man of God and I wonder how a single act of slapping an innocent girl disqualifies him from being one. Peter was so aggressive at a point he cut the ear of somebody. Though jesus rebuked him but that doesn't stop him being a disciple. Let's even assume oyedepo was wrong, your write up above shows you are more aggressive and people like you keep beating their wives at home everyday yet you run to a forum like this the moment a succesful man does something you do regularly. If you have never slapped an innocent person then go scot free but if you have then you just jugde yourself. Why don't u start a thread about the senator sponsor of boko haram or fuel subsidy. If oyedepo were to be a secondary teacher beating his student he would have been right but cos he is pastor then he must be a devil's incarnate. Hypocrite

This is so beautiful.

paris10:

Pls, enough of this " he's a M.O.G" Poo. Don't want to hear this crazy ignorant theme "touch not my anointed" anytime a s.t.u.p.i.d man like this is mentioned or criticize.
What Will Jesus Do when that young innocent girl failed to put a correct sentence together? Would he have slapped her or told her to go to hell? The girl was not possessed and neither was she a witch.

Fact: The crazy Pastor was unaware of the presence of any witch until the young lady actually or mistakenly said she was a witch for Jesus. The Bishop thought he could manipulate all Nigerians, but ofcourse except those ignorant members of his who were laughing after he had slapped her. His deacons/deaconesses were all standing there like slow b.a.s.t.a.r.d.s or morons.

This is where Catholicism have got an edge over this so-called Pentecostal-ism b.u.l.l.Poo. Oyedepo is too ego-centric and a proud man. African mentality has crept into religion in Nigeria.  You don't tell a witch who you are. Witches automatically recognises your stance or authority. David is powerless but manipulative and psychologically sound. He understand the psychology of undermining his subjects (followers). He control the minds of his listeners. Same thing goes to the likes of Creflor Dollar, Oyakhilome, Adeboye and rest of these so-called "M.O.Gs" who always instil fear into the minds of their flocks.

Christianity is a personal believe and a conviction that a greater being (not your Pastor) is up there and watching over you. Bible sums it up by saying "looking unto Jesus, the author and finisher of our faith". Authority is an important tool which the rich capitalize on to undermine the poor. Nigeria is a religious country with no faith at all. They profess  they love God but worship their Pastors. A nation wallowing in poverty but enriches the pocket of it's so-called "M.O.G".

Note: the fact that you get blessed (promotion. buying of cars, building of houses etc) whilst attending your local Church does not mean it was the prayers of your pastor nor your going to that Church that gets you blessed. You're blessed because you've accepted Jesus as your Lord and personal saviour. You're blessed because it is written that you will be blessed. You are blessed because it is your time to be blessed. You are blessed because God loves you personally and finally, you're blessed because your parents prays for you.

It is morally wrong to slap an helpless being, physically wrong to hurt someone, psychologically imbalance to torture someone for the sake of being able to do it and spiritually unacceptable by God Himself to take advantage of someone for the sake of showing power or authority.

This is a piece of shit you just spilled!!!

Jesus does wonders in Winners
The sick are healed
Broken home restored
Curses lifted
Barrenness defeated
Light burst with great knowledge
High praises of God  
I am a living witness of God's grace upon the commission
God is no respecter of persons
what he does for one He does for the other
Prophets are God's instruments in a world of darkness
God raised prophets for His people
He still raises prophets today

Dr David oyedepo is my prophet. I dont worship him in any capacity but I celebrate him.
I believe in his ministry. I share in His vision.

He has a liberation mandate and that mandate is speaking today.

Jesus is Lord

karpenter:

Visit www.davidoyedepoministries.org and be blessed. There are archived messages to bless you richly.
I rest my case from now on.

Jesus is Lord.

I LOVE DR DAVID OYEDEPO.


I prefer being blessed by having access to your church account. Please, could you help and be blessed?

You are a carpenter. Go work with your hands and stop being lazy!!!!

stagger:

Your brother married a bad woman, and such women are everywhere! What has the church got to do with that?

You are fo[i]o[/i]l for coming to expose your family problems for the whole world to see. Can't you cover your family's unclothedness? Or they did not teach you that at home?

If our parents went around exposing their issues to the world, would we be able to walk on the street? Grow up mister!

Good one.

Visit www.davidoyedepoministries.org and be blessed. There are archived messages to bless you richly.
I rest my case from now on.

Jesus is Lord.

I LOVE DR DAVID OYEDEPO.

fellis:

[size=20pt]GADOLS!!![/size]
Good.
Now that I have your attention;
Can you please ask your pastor why he has not used his super powers to improve Nigeria and make life better for the people?
If he can slap the kind of slap that can kill somebody forever, surely he must also be able to solve one or two of Nigeria's most pressing needs, not so?
Abeg tell him to start by slapping corruption and unemployment to death.
All those 'show-glass' miracles you copied and pasted all over the place are already being taken careof by other charlatans pastors, so he should face other problems.

He does that everyday.
If you are still poor and do have a corrupt leadership, is it his fault?
My father in the Lord, Dr David Oyedepo is my prophet. Who is your Prophet?

Call him names, castigate him, call for his neck, yet God has called him his own.
I love Oyedepo. I am proud to be a winner. If dont like this, then look up wherever you are and thank God for me, for winners family and ask God to help you to discover your destiny. I have discovered mine and i am basking in the victory.
Above all, Jesus is Lord.
GLORYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Sagamite:

You are a mooron!

Man of Con, not Man of God!

Stop giving your money to moronic swindlers.

Your life would be no more better than mine. You have no advantage with your religious junk. And there is nothing like curse!

I give and i am blessed. Unfortunately, you and your misguided friends cant change the course. Its a wave of glory sweeping through us. I wish you can see it. I am blessed beyond any curse. Winners are blessed.

aloy/emeka:

I can't believe that a 66 year old woman like you is still reasoning like a 5thh grader.  What happened to the MIGHTY WAVES OF GOD IN 2011 FOR THE WINNERS MEMBERS?, OLEdepo has postponed your blessings to 2012 to hold you people under his shackles. Great unemployment, his FOR-Profit university built with tithe-payers money , publishing company etc yet scores of winners chapel members can barely feed themselves. If they have to stay hungry till 2012, then there must be something they are not doing right. You people are nothing but bloody slaves.

What a show of ignorance!!!
I am richly blessed and i wish you knew me, some of these comments you made will make you weep.
I am not just blessed, i am a blessing too.
I am not hungry, i dont beg and for sure my generations to come will not beg.
God has blessed us and why cant i move to another level of Glory? Its not your problem,  is it?

I am a winner and rightly so.

aloy/emeka:

I can't believe that a 66 year old woman like you is still reasoning like a 5thh grader.  What happened to the MIGHTY WAVES OF GOD IN 2011 FOR THE WINNERS MEMBERS?, OLEdepo has postponed your blessings to 2012 to hold you people under his shackles. Great unemployment, his FOR-Profit university built with tithe-payers money , publishing company etc yet scores of winners chapel members can barely feed themselves. If they have to stay hungry till 2012, then there must be something they are not doing right. You people are nothing but bloody slaves.

What a show of ignorance!!!
I am richly blessed and i wish you knew me, some of these comments you made will make you weep.
I am not just blessed, i am a blessing too.
I am not hungry, i dont beg and for sure my generations to come will not beg.
God has blessed us and why cant i move to another level of Gory? Its not your problem, is it?

I am a winner and rightly so.