₦airaland Forum

kobonaire:
Nice!!
Next, I would like to see a Naija person speaking Chinese (Mandarin) or one of these tongue twisting head shaking South Indian languages like Tamil or Malayalam. I'm pretty sure there are many.

I have this friend in minna now who only went to china for his masters degree, dropped his language classes and used a camcorder with the help of market women in china, now speaks chinese as fluent as our pidgin!
The guy get gift i tell you

knightsTempler:

Lovely.

When the time is right , these people will be usefull to the US government in various capacity, some will be sent to spy on our country, some will be sent to the US consulate, some will work as translators, other will be recruited by CIA to eavesdrop on Tinubu's conversation giving others to Aregbeshola in Yoruba.

Make Una dey there dey happy say them dey learn Yoruba.


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I love this guy!

dahaz:
It seems we have lots of nigerlites on nairaland.Nice meeting you bro!

Same here

From Niger state, north central.

Favourite dish is tuwon shinkafa and bean soup with fresh fish stew

I have a lot of friends from other regions, having spent most of my life in lagos, kaduna and served (nysc) in Uyo. So i use beautiful memories from the gud friends to reflect on the ibos and yoruba av encountered.

However, a number of people from all regions are suffering from nepotism and bigotry which has beclouded them from appreciating the beauty of our diversity n togetherness.

I love my country, Nigeria!

I'm still wondering why GEJ's regime just overlooked that scam.

YourMain:
How is learning that A is for Apple any different than A is for ATM ?

I tire

Atlantian:
1 riyal is 53 naira, means a litre of PMS is less than 53 naira in Saudi.

Meanwhile how come every currency has more value than naira these days of dullard daddy.

U call him dullard? What does your daddy call him?
I bet it's Nigeria's president!

****

I know even with this thread some women are still living under similar condition and Will claim it's for better for worse.

I pity the kids and hope his case doesnt take up to 10 years like the acclaimed reverend king.

This is not an issue of tribe or religion. Some ppl simply have uncontrollable beasts in them and thats why we've got laws.

RIP to the deceased

drss:
nigerians keep decieving demselves thinking they ar living in a con3. they don't know they ar living a cage.
d impunity n wickedness of dis con3 (glorified zoo) is dispecable. only dis stone age feudalist double treatment is happening in dis God forsaken con3.
[b]hypocrisy is when fulani herdsmen ar allowed to carry deadly Ak47 guns in full view of security agencies n farmers ar arrested for possessing localy made rifles.
- only in dis God forsaken con3 dat fulani cattle herders ar allowed to protect demsleves but farmers who ar being wiped out by dis terrorist ar not allowed to carry guns to protect demselves n their families.
- only in dis God forsaken zoo called nigeria dat farmers will be arrested n jailed for defending demselves from fulani attack, while d fulani terrorist ar allowed to contunue killing innocent pipul without any SINGLE ARREST!
- only in dis God forsaken con3 dat govt funds ar used to expand fulani cattles through grazing reserves while local farmers has no access to funds for farming.
- only in dis glorified zoo dat unarmed ipob members ar shot for excersing their civil rights n fulani herdsmen ar allowed to carry their cows into pipul's farms without any arrest.
- hypocrisy is when buari dullard support statehood for palestinians but oders an kill EXTRA JUDICIOUSLY UNARMED IPOB MEMBERS for demanding a country of their own.[/b]
keep on living in denial thinking u ar u ar all equal with odas. u ar not equal. u ar just a slave. a slave dat can be killed any time without problem. those 500 benue pipul killed last week alone ar not important according to nigerian jungle law. they don't mean anytin. why? b.cos they ar not equal stake holders in dis fraud call nigeria. get dis straigh, as long as u ar not a fulani born to rule, u ar a second class citizen.
divide dis con3 make every body go him way.
u think am mad no problem. keep living in denial. by d time they wipe u n ur family off d face of d earth in their grand evil expension plan to take ova all lands through GRAZZING RESERVE, den u will understand dat even d maddest person makes sense.

If you and d 10 people that gave u likes are still in this con3, then you're mumu with class

0taPiaPia:
No bro..
the markings on the body says otherwise.
just browsed puff adder and it looks the same so I'll agree with one of the poster above.

Well it also belong to the viper family...

0taPiaPia:
its not a rattle snake

Then it's a viper

Rattle snake

christopher123:
Rev King should do the time cos he did the crime ...simple

You mean he should do d death

OKDnigeria:
Hmmmm
APC supporters....
when Buhari made d promise, they supported it.
Now that he has reneged on it, they support it
If he tomorrow reintroduces it, they will support it.
Even if Buhari turns around and says unemployed youths shld pay #5,000 monthly to govt, they will support it.
To them Buhari is always right. he must not be criticized

So? Look for transformer n do d needful

favoredc:
Mumu,better 4 u or them.wz dat his promise?

So that dreamers and hypocrites can face their business

Better

SouthernBreeze:
Creative! A huge lesson to the jobless mofos here in Nairaland

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Haba guy!!!

I know the commandant will be feeling intelligent now, after spilling bull crap!

Lame excuse!

Go and say that to the victim's family.
How can we ever move forward with this kinda mentality?

China comes to mind! U don't have to go as far as commiting murder before them kill u na.this one even burnt someone alive!

OgaEgo:
Please ooo, am new here, how do they use this Nairaland self

Be friendly wit all d moderators and abide by the NL rules, religiously

Any topic u see bread seller, book space because of FTC

iamkeyz:
he is right
bubu instigated his UNLAWFUL detention after he was granted bail by three competent courts
this nigeria is useless sha
he does not want to obey court orders when it goes against his wish yet wants the same court to try people and give justice which of course will favor him
bubu is a useless presidiot sha

Guy! Nigeria is not and can never be useless.

Proudly Naija!

The kind attention wey dey this thread, even some girls no see am during valentine *winks*

ShegsDayo:
I really don't know why its the female gender that mostly complains this. ITS THE DOCTOR'S JOB!!!
Was in a clinic session and being checked by a beautiful single consultant (who is prolly my age going by looks) and she asked me to take off my cloths I was left with my under wears and when she began checking she was touching me and I didn't call it molest cos she was doing her job. I was uncomfortable at some point but it was for my good and she apologised when she realised I became uncomfortable with the touching but told. me its necessary for her to do so.
Its their line of duty ladies not molestation. let them go overboard before you start concluding. Keep your minds clean

And u didnt open a thread to diss doctors....

OP, come here wit ur dirty mind n see someone with cleaner mind o.

Abeg apologies to the gud profession

dechriscool:
@op you went into the consulting room with a preconceived evil thought toward male doctors.The management of patients comes in four phases.These includes history taking,physical examination,investigations and treatment.The doctor was on physical examination stage.Most abdominal examination is complimented with Vagina examination or digital rectal examination depending on what the doctor is looking at.However,the doctor asking for you to pull your skit was to perform either procedure that's the norm.Next time if you are not comfortable with a male doctor asked for a female doctor.Better still ask for a chaperon.For better cooperation drop your ego in the presence of a doctor.They have seen numerous unclothedness since their days in med.school.

Nice post! The op had to come here and speak her side of the story to dent the image of the doctor who doesn't seem to av his say here.

I totally refuse to believe this op.

persius555:
Funny enough, every material required to produce this pure water can be found in excess quantity in the country. We have become a lazy bunch of people that would rather argue and talk for hours over an issue rather than getting down to act and solve the problem.

Nice post

Hahahahahahahaha op satchet water na 100 naira a bag and 10 naira a satchet for Niger state abeg!

I admire the fmr president's intelligence.

I no like to dey buy land for outside town. Imagine... Second page... Mtsew!

Not that i even like any of them. Was it not the same Onjeh that championed the student union crisis in fut minna, then later went to school abroad. He's as corrupt as David, romancing wit the then obasanjo gov't while we rot away on strike.
Good for him jor! The ppl av spoken. Even if na rigging, shey u need d ppl to rig in ur favour.

Abi na only Benue south dey inec agenda?

AyamConfidence:
Nice room...but the sound of nylon bags everywhere...plus that bed will be making noise when person wan sleep.

Not to talk of kwarfing on that bed!