₦airaland Forum

Donsammi:
I no fit laff abeg.

Queen Elizabeth,Obama & Buhari went to Hell fire.Queen Elizabeth asked the devil 2 allow her make some calls 2 England 2 inquire about the Country's welfare, so she spent five minutes.Satan billed her 5million dollars. Obama also made a call to U.S.A and spent 8 minutes.the bill was 8million dollars. Then Buhari called Nigeria and spent 2 hours.how much is my bill?he asked Satan,One dollar,Satan replied. Surprised!! Buhari said but I stayed longer than them all,"Satan smiled and said" calling hell from hell is not expensive,it is a local call.

Dry and stale, and Nigeria can never be compared to hell

funlord:



Good!

That minister of interior 'Dambanza abi na dambuzu' needs to _fuck off!

From d day of his screening, i never anticipated anything good from him. I think his appointment had more to do wit favor than competence!

And this became a topic that even supposedly deserved fp....very annoying

dainformant:
u are asking from ur phone, go there and see whats special

Bless u, we need more brains like urs

What about spouses? Abi no records of spouses sending one ro early grave?

john4reala:
Baba God oooo!!
People that drives range Rover, Build Duplex, marry wife, born children, have 17 shops in alaba, buy car for their parents, travels around the world, .....My Question is oooo ,

She dem no come out from woman T*TO??

Abeg Baba God Just pick my call .... incase you are seeing my call and you don't know who is calling...
MY NAME IS : CHUKWUDIEZIGBOTEGWU CHUKWUKADIBIA ..
ADDRESS: ORILE IGANMU LAGOS

With all the profane language?

SeverusSnape:
A thief trying another thief.

This reminds me of when another thief (Buhari) exonerated another thief (Abacha) from his looting.

Thieves and hypocrites in high places claiming saints.

Abi GEJ granting presidential pardon to Diepreye Alamieyeseigha

FG should deploy heavy forces on these guys n giv dem d bh treatment

Abeg na who that shape dey epp?

They even "love" the pdp more than the electorates

Uduak2019:
Trouble everywhere for Buhari. By the time an arrest warrant is issued on him, nobody will tell him to hand over to Osinbajo Ekweremadu...soon to replace Saraki!

Keep dreaming

TANTUMERGO007:
SARAKI biggest mistake was him leaving PDP, but as they say,'when you beat a child with your right hand, you welcome him back with the left.' he is always a PDP member at heart.

Yeah, and he's being treated as such

sulesadat:
if fayose know say him get level make him go visit d president of china only then we go know say him dey recognized.

I don't know if it's only me, but I'm yet to see or hear PMB react to any of Fayose's criticism. So i hate to dignify anything from him and so shall the Chinese government too

BiafraBushBoy:
You that is so so smart, did you bring out any solution in your "whack" write up??

You know what I advise you,

Take your write up, and your ability to detect scam and shove it up the smallest opening in your body!!

Everybody claiming economist without even improving their own lives!!

Trash!!!!

Thought i was the only one who saw rubbish written all over the thread.

cruzita:
I don't blame him tho,I blame our cheap girls that can do any thing to be with a white man and in the process degrading us.

And who says there aren't cheap white girls out there craving for black guys too? Abeg swerve! Next topic pls

DDeliverer:
this is taking 'AKA GUM' to a whole new level..

#Iblamebuhari

Hahahahahaha Nigerians and their sense of humor

Florblu:
And what makes you think they are not right?
Thank God tho

I can bet my power bank that her story is a white lie!

By then Nigeria would have successfully added 7,000 megawatt to the national grid and then nepa would be collecting ur salary for u, subtract their dues 85% and give u the balance.

IdomaLikita:
Underestimate a Northerner at your own risk.

All of a sudden, Murray-Bruce has gone mute. Ewu.
While he was singing praises for Innoson and Made-in-Aba shoes, his Northern compatriots were closely scrutinising the budget..now that the dice have been cast, which pat of the budget goes into funding the manufacturing sector where innoson and Aba peeps belong?

I dole me hat for yah. Some lawmakers spend more time online than pondering on what should better the lives of their constituencies.

And to all the haters wondering why PMB has refused to sign the budget, una see una selves?

shevi4mb:
A human sperm can not fertilise a goat's egg.....RECEIVE BRAIN THIS MORNING

Thanks for the intelligent input

HungerBAD:
I will not dignify this post.

Crap.

Epic

BossWike:
Fellow Nigerians, at this point I have to conclude that Buhari is a monumental failure

Thank God it's you alone!

When u start thinking like a Nigerian, you'd know...

mackhunter77:
Nigeria Army Megastation? in Minna? what happened to Kaduna?

There's no land in kaduna, and then the shiites wont let ppl buy fuel na... Minna all the way abeg! If e pain u, more space in d lagoon.

mackhunter77:
Nigeria Army Megastation? in Minna? what happened to Kaduna?

I used to think Minna is Nigeria... I'm i wrong?

Even his hometown can't give him such befitting welcome!
Despite the hardship, we know they mean well for this nation and as such will endure for posterity to have it better.

eyeview:
Don't blame the guys. All the govt jobs available on merit have been seized by the hausas. So niggahs has to take their destinies into their own hands to survive. Go and check,his northern mates are inside nnpc,nimasa,bpe etc fleecing the nation.

Don't hate the player,hate the game.

Why aren't all broke people trafficking drugs?

With all the deficient infrastructures

dollyjoy:
Nigerians never fail to represent their president


nonsense

Check their names na...it's a particular region