sista-jay:

@ Poster

Just try and be a supa dupa gentleman. If you want to ensure a second date, turn off your cell phone, no excuses. No matter how you think you'll get along, a first date can change everythin, make sure it's short. If there's somethin about her that appeals to you, don't hesitate to say so. Don't forget to tell her how much you've enjoyed her company!

That sucks!!!

I'll never marry my cousin, not even for a million dollar!!!

There is nothing wrong in that!!!

Guess the 29 year old would be a better choice, I beleive she's fully ready for marriage life unlike the 21 year old girl who still wants to enjoy her life .

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When a Girl says she doesn't want a serious relationship it mean's she just want you as her bedmate .

Guy move on with you life, you should forgive her, marrying her would have grieve consequence .

She doesn't love you all she wants is to dry your pocket!!!

You erred by trying to push her away, she stood by you and you don't appreciate that!!!

Poster is just fooling around!!! pathetic !!!

Why not I'll definatly marry a workaholic !!!!

Kizment:

Must a guy lie to win a girls heart. I told them the truth but they don't believe me. Yyyy

Cuz they have chicken brains!!!!

The pet name I gave my ex was Esther Raymnd cuz Usher Raymond is my favourite artist so just used it as her surname and guess what she loved it .

I love this men!!!!

bboiabb:

i cant wait for the big game. i believe shittu will head butt messi so that he go and sit 4 bench. After that, he will stab higuain with pencil in his ogo (in his case, they will bring ambulance carry am go!!) after that, nigeria will score 5-0


NOTE: apart from higuain and messi, who do they have??

Guy you are too funny anyway they apart from Higuian and Messi they have Sergio Aguero, Carlos Tevez, Diego Milito, there is this guy that plays in Borrussia Dortmund can't recall his name now.

We can't defeat Argentina, take it or leave it, we'll just try our best .

na2day?:

u mean a good joke

Noooooooooooooo It's a bad joke!!! reminds me of when my Exgirlfriend tested me and I failed she refused to accept me back, expensive joke .

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Defensivly Taiwo is zero .

It's definatly Messi he's simply unstaoppable .

Super Chickens will crash out of the First round of the world cup .

I don't think any of our defenders can stop Messi the guy is on fire .

Lukman Haruna is too proud I don't like the guy, he should humble himself like Kanu .

Me think the guy is frustrated, soon he'll commit suicide!!!

AM Sorry for Arsenal they are out of th Champions League
Arsenal draw Barca in quarter-finals
By Soccernet staff

March 19, 2010
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Arsenal and Barcelona will meet for the first time since the 2006 Champions League final after they were paired together in the quarter-finals.


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The second leg of the last-eight clash will come just days before Barca face their crucial clasico showdown with Real Madrid at the Bernabeu. It's a week which may well decide their season. And Arsenal will play the north London derby at Tottenham the same weekend of April 10, too.

The first leg will be at the Emirates, and the return leg will see Francesc Fabregas return to his former club for the first time.

Manchester United will take on Bayern Munich, who they famously beat in the final at Camp Nou in 1999. That is the only time United have ever beaten the Bundesliga side. Sir Alex Ferguson will be delighted to have home advantage in the second leg.

There is an all-French clash as Ligue 1 leaders Bordeaux take on Lyon. They will play each other three times in quick succession with a league match scheduled for April 17. The second leg is in Bordeaux.

Inter Milan will feel they have the best draw in landing CSKA Moscow, although the second leg will be in Russia.

The quarter-finals take place on March 30 and 31 plus April 6 and 7. The semi-finals are scheduled for April 20 and 21 and April 27 and 28, with the final in the Bernabeu, Madrid, on Saturday, May 22.

The winners of the Lyon-Bordeaux tie will be at home in the second leg in a semi-final match against United or Bayern, which means there is the prospect of an intriguing last-four date between Barcelona and Inter. They met in the group stage, with a 1-1 draw in the San Siro and Barca winning the return 2-0.

Home advantage in the second leg also falls to the winners of the tie between Arsenal and Barcelona.

Manager Arsene Wenger said: "If you go to the bookmakers and try to place a few pounds, you will see that we are not favourites against Barcelona. Of course they are a good side, but so are we.

"For me, we have a 50/50 game - if we turn up with our best performance we have a good chance to beat them. It will be an interesting, exciting game. We have to make sure we have the belief and focus right.

"For the rest I believe it is much more important to focus on the West Ham game than the Barcelona draw."

Barcelona sporting director Txiki Beguiristain said: "It`s a great tie. We are two teams who don't shut up shop and play long ball football, and this tie will be nice for the fans.

"It will be a good spectacle and we`ll see if we are a little stronger than them. In any case, the best news is knowing that we will be playing the return leg at home. We are strong at home and we`ve shown that.

"Cesc returns to the Nou Camp but Thierry Henry will also face his former team and that makes it even more interesting."

United boss Sir Alex Ferguson said: "The history of playing Bayern in past European ties tells you it's going to be a very difficult tie for us. It'll be a fantastic atmosphere in both games. They have a great stadium and good pitch and we're up against a good, experienced team.

"Hopefully we'll have everyone we need for the game and we've got a good chance.''

Manchester United club secretary Ken Ramsden admitted the Red Devils had received a favourable draw.

"If we chose the draw this would be a good draw but the games are there to be won and we're a long way from the final yet,'' he said. "I'm sure there'll be no complacency at Old Trafford.''

Former Bayern midfielder Owen Hargreaves is ineligible to play against his former club but Ramsden added: "I'm sure it will add an extra dimension for him.

"I'm sure he'll want to be in Munich whether he's playing or not. It adds another element to a very attractive game already.''

Former United striker Dwight Yorke, who played in the final in 1999, told Sky Sports News: "I'm worried about the Germans, over the years they've been very difficult to play against.

"They've got a very experienced manager in Louis van Gaal, he's been around the block, he knows how European football is, he knows about English football and will certainly know about Manchester United and Wayne Rooney.

"But the reason why I'm pretty confident that Man United will advance is the second leg will be played at home.

"Going away they will have to be very cautious. Bayern Munich are very hard to play against, they are tactically sound, they don't take too many chances, they'll wait for that opportunity to pounce on you.''

Bayern chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge labelled the tie a "tough but attractive draw'', although he admits United will be expected to go through to the last four.

"Manchester are a team who are ranked right at the top,'' he said on his club's website. "We will have to push ourselves to our limits and possibly even beyond to go through.

"Manchester are the favourites, but that is where the attraction lies: to try to beat a favourite.''

Bordeaux president Jean-Louis Triaud admits he is somewhat disappointing to be facing a fellow French team but is delighted it will ensure a Ligue 1 outfit is in the semi-finals.

"I'm a little bit disappointed,'' he told Eurosport. "We talked a lot about it before, about the possibility of this.

"But we have to take what we take and we just have to get on with it and deal with it. It's going to be a great night and means there will be a French team in the semi-finals and that's something for French football to celebrate.

"If both clubs play to their potential it's going to be a great night not just for our fans but also for football fans around the world.''

Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas, whose team triumphed over Real Madrid in the last round, is looking forward to another magical European night.

"It will be a very special night for us,'' he told Eurosport. "I think we've played in the final of the Intertoto against another French team but that doesn't really count.

"This is the Champions League, an entirely different night. We did think it could happen, we were hoping it wouldn't. Now we have to hope we qualify but we are going to see a French team in the semi-finals and let's hope we see one in the final.''

I'll support Manchester United, I'd like Manchester United to face Barcelona in the final and defeat Barcelona, I want to see Barcelona players cry at the Bernabeu .

I wish I could run as fast as CLARK KENT
I wish I could fly like SUPERMAN
I wish bring fir out of my eyes like CYCLOPS

These wishe would come true if only I see a GINNIE.

Eto'o Fils should won the award not Drogba!!!

Guy person offer you food you still dey find spoon wey you go use chop am, if you no see spoon, man use ur hand .

When you feel like jumping into the sea, when you're on a ship , lol

No age, it's when they are both ready to live together and they are inlove .

I guess They want the guy to feel bad!!!