₦airaland Forum

Mraphel:
Thank God i dont pay any tax

if u dont pay direct tax trust me u pay indirect tax by default

My loyalty is to God only and not any so called pastor

FamousMonk:


Exactly what happens when your preeq is as flavored as a shisha pot.Every hoe will wanna suck it..
But nevertheless..Flavor has just Anna and Sandra and you're complaining..
How about me who has Salome,Gift,MiMi,Charity,Favour,Stella,and including my Neighbour's wife mama Sikira?

hope none of dose ladies is less dan 18yrs

iCauseTrouble:
This is the type of prayer I prayed throughout 2019. That I should just see a large amount like this on the road or bush
Guess I will see it in 2020

lazy youth

Toscarel:
where our davido and wizkid ?

those ones na audio money

I opened the thread to see if d news is true and all i can say is truly sex sells

ComputerOperato:
I opened the thread just to know the meaning of "Comely Queen"

while i openes d thread to see who's d op and it i wasnt disappointed cos it was alexreport again

post=85253751:
This is one of the most horrifying period you can go through in life.
You have nowhere to hide or run to.

May God keep guiding and guarding us all as we go about our activities, both locally and internationally.

Into your able and safe hands we commit our journey Dear Lord.

RIP to the dead!

so u sabi God and u ar a fanatic supporter of buhari,it jst doesn't add up

Lala come and see confused goverment oooo

TheGiftedOne:
Point 1. These serial fire outbreaks in Benin could be arson just like the US wild fires and not accidents.

Point 2. Humans have swapped places with animals. Looting of people's properties in an unfortunate incident like this and during automobile accidents is both animalistic and barbaric.

Point 3. People now fear the devil more than God. Because the former has no patience and acts immediately, he's now feared more than who they ought to really fear. God's day of vengeance on the wicked is approaching speedily.

Point 4. The authorities of other markets should be cautious of future outbreaks as this is the fourth in the series of unfortunate fire outbreaks in different markets across the state. "Once bitten twice shy."

Point 5. If you know you have degenerated to point 2., it's not too late. Have a change of heart and return to the conscientious, altruistic and loving creature God made you to naturally be.

Here I drop my pen keyboard.

Good morning all!

u ar very intelligent

DonFreshmoney:
The other 19 inmates aren't identified.. who knows If there are fulani herdsmen or boko haram members?? Infact I can bet that 80% of the people released are hausa fulani members...

d topic shud b buhari frees his kinsmen

funmike83:
What is this one saying ?

that's why buhari supporters ar called zombies they don't av brain

Something behind d scene must av happened probably he was giving an ultimatum by world powers cos am sure he took dat decision against his wish

UdyOgwoUde:
Abuja to Adamawa that is 12 hrs is N4,500 by road as we speak. Minna to Katsina 8 hours drive is N2500. Abuja to Maiduguri that is as far like one trekking from Nigeria to Ghana is just N5,000
But Abuja to Nsukka that is 6 hrs is N11,500 as at Yesterday. Flight from Abuja to Owerri is N71000.
Meanwhile, there is no Fuel scarcity, d road and air remains d same.

Who is really MARGINALIZING who in Nigeria?

d igbos survived d biafra war and is still waxing strong more dan any other region,buhari and co go tire but dey can't bring down d igbo race

IgboSomalia:
The owners of the cars should be tried according to the Lagos State Road Traffic Law 2011. That way, they are either fined, imprisoned or suffer both.

This is Lagos, this is not Abia Somalia where you do anyhow because you are a House of Rep member.

Guys, just for a minute imagine that Shina Peller was an Igbo man or Akin Alabi was an Igbo man. Our Wawa Somalia brothers would have written a petition to Benjamin Iwuayanwu their brother who is the Prime Minister of Israel.

jst take a minute to read wot u jst posted and sincerely ask urself if u made any sense

helinues:
Which war against Christians?

Do Christians love themselves? Cos me Wondering why Catholics wont marry an Anglican... Or is it Pentecostal that have vowed not to have anything to do with Celestial church?

do Muslims luv themselves?cos I know d Sunnis so much dislike d shitte Muslims

johnkey:
Young college BBC bangs 3 milfs in hot foursome.

don't b a wankstar in 2020

lexxwiz:
Bros! I don't know how long you've been married for but I'll still advice you anyways..

1st. I really don't understand why a supposedly man of the house can't handle this lil issue, you go dey tell people your marital issues well well. Stop it! Be a man, control your household.

2. The money you gave to your wife, did she tell you at any point that it's not enough for everyone? Cause you be like 2 loafs of bread and 5fisn miracle man.

3. Go back to number one and handle your problems. Give her some more money to buy her clothes.

Lastly; do not in any circumstance but those clothes yourself. Apologize to your wife make peace reign. I've been married for 4years and bet you, my state of mind is worth more than any marital quarrel.

Ps: see as people don dey insult your wife anyhow.. shouldn't you be protecting her at all cost? Dude give your wife some more money to buy clothes for herself and house help. See where you go from badguy you dey report give the whole world. Please shift.

na u go shift 4giving such a rubbish advice,so u shud always support ur mum even if she slaps ur mother?u b mumu man

IAmStrange:
And some people were attributing it to Islam, calling it Islamic agenda.

Many began to spite the school, calling it all sorts of derogatory names, with Islam in the picture.

WaLlohi, the minds of many of these people are dark and evil, the Muslims have just become too weak to expose them.

Indeed, it's the truth what Allaah said:

“Never will the Jews nor the Christians be
pleased with you (O Muhammad) till you follow their religion"

It's Islamophobia that will kill some people.

Did a story not come up one time of Covenant university rejecting admission to one Muslim guy in a similar fashion like this?

Did anyone shout Christianization?

When a Muslim does something, they attribute it to Islam. If it's the other way round, you won't hear such a thing coming from us.

Why are you all so deeply obsessed with Islam if you do not fear for its greatness and try to talk it down or criticize it at any given chance?

The reality is that many of these people are just insincere, sick-minded hypocrites!

Imes is coming! Imes is coming! The world should prepare.

The reality of your true selves, how evil your hearts are actually and how foolish your arguments and philosophies are will soon be exposed to the world when Imes comes.

All of you should continue! Imes will be making you all famous; yes, the whole will know you all for your evil and hypocritical ways.

By the time Imes will come, humiliation will be your companion. humiliation will be your nick names. You will all wine and dine with humiliation unless you repent and turn towards truth.

When Imes comes, it will be the end of your era and the beginning of a new one.

When Imes comes, it will be game over for many of you hypocritical lots

Imes is coming, You should all get prepared!

And you are free to wail and attack me on mention. That's your way and it will only make your humiliation more interesting when Imes eventually shows up.

Imes, we await your coming

forget all dis long speech.its no news that Islam is a violent religion,jst imagine wot group like boko haram,Isis,al Qaeda has done to humanity in d name of Islam,Islam has rilly dealt with d world negatively now u see why people ar scared of anything islimization

solmus:



we know and the process is still ongoing

US runs a bicameral Legislature just like Nigeria, and scaling through impeachment with all the exposure made about him, scaling a 2020 re election might be difficult

..

dis impeachment saga is actually a victory for him and d republicans cos he will generate public sympathy from his supporters and more hatred 4d democrat jst like wot happened to d impeachment saga of Bill Clinton,many republicans lost their seat in d next election

24kmagic:
Sometimes I read comments on nairaland and I wonder if the comments are coming from the so called intelligent/sapiosexual folks

He only asked a simple question that requires a yes/no kinda answer with little explanation.

According to him, there was no formal court/church wedding, meaning the marriage doesn't have paper.

His question is would it be considered a divorce if he separates from this lady and settles for another?

If yes, why?
If no, why not?

Some people are even blaming him for not involving Jesus from the beginning of the relationship, what nonsense! We have a divorcee as one of the renowned men of God in this country who people look up to.

Asin, we lack understanding of some basic things in this country I swear

OP, it is not a divorce because the marriage isn't backed by the law since it has no certificate.
Separate from that Jezebel before she sends you to your early grave.

God knows I can't endure such problems for even a week. I like my peace and happiness, and nothing (not even a wife ) can take that away from me.

u nailed it,na man u b

Faber:
2 things that keep amazing me...
1) why Nigerians dey shout 2023 up and down as if na 2 weeks coming
2) why beautiful ladies dey always end up as single moms...Tonto Dike, Juliet Ibrahim, Steff Don, Monalisa Chinda, Jenny Nnaji, Linda Ikeji

remove Linda ikeji 4rm dat list,how on earth do u say she's pretty

IAmStrange:
I have come to notice that most times when human beings fall in love, we lose our willpower. People mistake it for sense - meaning we lose our sense but it's not true in many cases.

The person who is in love can actually have His sense intact and functioning and in every event, he knows the right thing to do... But he just doesn't do it because he has lost his willpower and his resolve has become weak so he runs around seeking advice from people so that their comments can serve as a sort of motivation to carry on with what he already thinks or knows he should do.

Secondly, you were saying he loves you to a fault. I don't want to dispute that. But I want you to know that "love" is not the only thing to be considered when choosing a spouse. You must not - I repeat - you must not marry someone JUST because he loves you. Love is not the only thing that guarantees happiness in a marriage.

There are more important things to be considered.

Do you really think those husbands that send their wives to the hospital after beating them thoroughly do not love their wives? in fact, they sometimes do that due to extreme love and protective jealousy for their wives?

Do you think all those men who womanize and cheat on their wives do not love their wives? In fact, in many cases, they do love their wives and give her all respect and love she deserves and would never allow any man come near her. Yet, they are serious cheats!!!

You are going to live with the character of your man and the character of your man is one of the major factors that will determine if he will make a good husband, father, in law to your people and if he will make a good "head of the family".

So cancel out that idea that "he loves me to a fault" if you think that that's enough for you to give in to him.

It's better for you to marry someone who loves you averagely and he treats you like the "queen" you are than get married to someone who "loves you to a fault" and he treats you like you are "serving a sentence as a prisoner" in his house.

Then thirdly, I want you to know that, that man has serious issues and if I were you, I will flee from entering into a marriage with such a person.

Please open your mind - that guy is going to cage you. He's probably going to make your life miserable.

- He has anger issues.
- He has trust issues
- He is uncultured (calling your sister a prostitute and hurling insults at you)
- He is a wife beater
- he jumps to stupid conclusions hastily (calling you a prostitute and going to the extent of taking your pictures)
- He checks your phone and wrongly accuses you of different things
- His jealousy is overboard

Believe me, A man who has all the above will probably make life miserable for you.

He may be the kind of man that will make you sit at home and cut you off the world. Then he maltreats you and doesn't take care of you, making you age faster and weaker as time goes on. Then he will be giving outsiders the impression that he is taking care of you and when you try to complain, they listen to him and not you.

And when you now start looking miserable, he ends up cheating on you with more beautiful girls out there while he leaves you at home to your misery.

There are men like this out there - that guy may be one.

So I advise you to flee from him. Do not listen to anyone. Don't let anyone pressure you into accepting him. They are not the ones to bear the pain and when you die and they get to know the true story, they will still blame you for accepting him.

That's life!

Then, please, do not also think low of yourself and pressure yourself into accepting him just because single men are not coming or because of your age.

Marrisge is a beAutiful thing but that's only when it's with the right person.

Being happily single is better than being miserably married

If you listen to the stories of many married women out there, you will thank your Lord and consider your single status a blessing, thanking God for saving you from what those married women have experienced.

I don't know your age but I think you are probably "not too old" yet.

Please, think positively of your God, yourself and aim for good.

Leave that man and after you have done that, pray to your Lord to bring you a good man you can settle down with.

And while you are still waiting, please be patient and understand that our major purpose on earth is to serve God. That's the major and true success.

Being single doesn't mean that you are a failure, don't let society pressure you into believing that.

The one who is married doesn't necessarily have more superiority in the eyes of God than the single one. The level of superiority is measured by how much you are close to God, how much of righteousness you achieve on earth and how much you do things that matter to the whole world - things that affect people positively.

Being single may turn out to be a blessing on its own. I know some people who went to very great heights of which it would have been difficult to achieve if they got married. What matters is your happiness, your wellbeing and how much your Creator is pleased with you.

So pray to your Lord and hope for good and be positive that he will send you a good man. But while you are waiting, try to do other meaningful things in your life that will bring you happiness.

Don't settle for a bad man who will make your life miserable.


May God soften your heart and grant you your desires.

dannyla

u nailed it!!!

openmine:
My Humble and unbiased analysis of the draws!

Dortmund vs psg
Two very good teams and i expect goals to flow in this game!
Very hard to determine who wins this but i will go for PSG due to the experience and their fearsome attackers!

Madrid vs Man city
Another Awesome match that will never be short of excitement and goals!
If Mancity can get a very good centre half to shore up the leaky defence,they might just edge Madrid esp considering that Pep's style of play always frustrates that of Real Madrid!
However,its going to be the most watched game of all the knockout fixtures!

Atalanta Vs Valencia
Equally matched and very hard to easily predict who may qualify between them.
However,I will give it to valencia...being a very tactical side with a relatively stubborn defence than Atalanta!

Atletico vs Liverpool
Very Very Tight!
This might just be a case of Defence Vs Attack!
Very hard to see who gets the upper hand!
I would have tipped Atletico but considering that their strikers have been in coma in front of goal could cost them!
Liverpool on the other hand have no such issues and could take advantage of Atletico profligacy in Attack!
The first leg will give a clearer picture!

Chelsea Vs Bayern Muchen
Very tough game for Chelsea esp with the form of red hot Serge Gnabry!
Same thing that happened to tottenham against Bayern could play out at Stanford bridge!
Chelsea need new players by January to compliment a team presently short in attack and slightly in defence!
I anticipate goals galore in this match but I predict a Bayern win!

Lyon Vs Juventus
Its the end of the road for Lyon!
Very easy passage for Juventus!

Tottenham Vs Leipzig
Very Tough game for Tottenham!
The good news is that they get to play at home which could be an incentive to get a win and protect what they have when they visit at Germany!
I expect Tottenham to qualify but it won't be that easy against a Tough German opposition!

Napoli Vs Barcelona
This could have been a very Tough game for Barca but Napoli officials came up with a 'brilliant' idea to sack Anchelotti.....I see a Straight win for Barca considering the crisis in Napoli!

u sabi football,some people 4get champions league is different 4rm league matches that's why u see some teams do well in champions league but underperform in their respective leagues and vice versa eg team like real Madrid has won 3champions league in d last four years while winning only one Spanish league within dsame time while Barcelona has not won champions league within d last 4years but has won at least like 2spanish league within d four years

MrPresident1:
At 34, Sanna Marin will soon become the world's youngest sitting prime minister after being selected by Finland's Social Democratic party to take over as leader following the resignation of Prime Minister Antti Rinne.

In recent years there has been a surge of politicians in their 30s winning leadership roles, including New Zealand's 39-year-old Prime Minister Jacina Ardern, Ukraine's 35-year-old Prime Minister Oleksiy Honcharuk, and El Salvador's 38-year-old President Nayib Bukele.

https://www.businessinsider.com/the-youngest-national-leaders-in-the-world-ranked-by-age-2017-10?IR=T

Ordinary commissioner, make una dey deceive una self

u 4got Canadian prime minister

Bobbies007:
Thats not what he is saying oga, wonder when you will stop thinking like a slowpoke, don't carry this stupidity to 2020 oo...serial winner, he didn't mention titles, and no one is talking about history here

here comes an slowpoke dat can't comprehend obviously u ar a product of a wasted sperm.wen u go to skol ask ur lecturer if I made sense or not

hebronwebs:
Please don't just say things without getting facts
As it stands today Liverpool FC is the only English club in England with the highest number of Champions League cup and FA cup combined

Let's not forget Liverpool FC beat Mouth making Zidane Of Real Madrid 4 -0 in their backyard in Spain
He should be careful and learn from Barcelona FC down fall last Champions League semi final march

young man lemme lecture u,real Madrid av won Liverpool in their last 3meetings scoring 7 and conceding jst 1,check ur record and get back to me wen u ar done

Mrpsly247:
Don't get too cocky bald man... Liverpool has proven to be serial winners

one champions league trophy in 13yrs,no premiership trophy in more than 25yrs is it wot u call serial winners?

emeijeh:

How come no one is going for Luis Enrique? Abi he no be good coach?
[img]https://media1./images/843166c9d3dc66da2ad9ecf63a4e80cb/tenor.gif?itemid=12221156[/img]

he's d coach of spain

That's why I pity guys dat takes prostitute to their house 4 daybreak,most of dose gals ar arm robbers and dey can easily kill u wen dey see u ar very rich

Magjoel:
I wanted to carry Barça straight win but on seeing 5 odds, I carry them win or draw, I could have won my ticket if not for Ajax

every time na one ticket cut am bro betting na scam