₦airaland Forum

Emmypure:
200k and someone is calling it a well paid job, when your mates are earning more than 5m a month.

I am sure you are not his mate because you don't make that, so how do you know his mates are making that?

You dey carry briefcase for his mates to know what they make?

dazzlingd:
200k


200k wey boys dey hammer for one week

Boys dey make, but not you?

Or you no make that in a month?

These morons do not realise 10 minutes of his time protesting is worth 5 weeks of their own time protesting.

So if he gave 1 hour, that is like 30 weeks of protesting by them. That is like 7 months of the morons' time.

They should kill them all.

These animals are not only destroying society by robbing, they are destroying kindness and trust in society.

Bloody animals!

Juanmike:
Because you are a delusional fool.

Na you be fool na, wey no know that there is a country called Austria that is not Australia.

Juanmike:
I do, dunce.

So why were you talking mugu nonsense then? You just no get sense?

0KNM:
You are far from being smart. Dummy

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The mugu that could not check his facts before he vomited?

Juanmike:
tell me what I don't already know, dummy.

Mugu, you know? That is why you are talking nonsense?

0KNM:
Can’t we get good keepers from our local league? Why we need to go get keepers from 5th tiers of lowly rated leagues?

Try and have some small sense. His club is in 1st tier.

Juanmike:
Nigeria is now a dumping ground for wannabe expatriate, our national team has more history than Australia if you gonna play...you have to earn it, mtcheew.

Illiterate, Austria is a different country from Australia.

jagorinho:
We really need to do things the right way, south west is seriously cheated with the current set up, our infrastructures are strained to the limits, most foreigners in the country resides in south west not to talk of Nigerians from other regions, south west is the cash cow (IGR) of the country yet no increments in allocations.

In Ibadan, there is an area that is dominated by Senegalese and Guineans, not to talk of numerous Togolese and Beninoise in Ogun state, in fact most west Africans in Nigeria usually stays in south west because that is the first point of contact........and I won't forget our brothers from the East, they are quite large in numbers here.

It is up to SW to protect its own interest.

If I was governor, then anyone that leaves my area during census to go back to his area, so his homeland can get higher allocation, will be paying a higher tax rate in my state for the next 10 years when they come back, to cover up for the missed gap.

This is why Lagos, a state of about 20m is reflecting 9m in national census. And then the allocation is for 9m people.

Simplyleo:
Ogun state - N30B

Kano + Kaduna = N30B

Enugu + Anambra + Imo + Ebonyi = N30B

Mathematically,

Ogun = Kano + Kaduna = South East.

Yet, South East receives 5 times allocation of Ogun or Kano + Kaduna.

Pls lemme look up the meaning of "parasites".

Go and learn how allocation is determined before talking nonsense.

Ahmadu Bello University northern graduates are just people who are only employable in Nigeria's public sector.

All you see on most of them's CV is government job.

Rarely will multinationals employ them.

Miracle2020:
did you watch the television program with Amaechi on 1st October? I watched the life program where Amaechi stated all the cities that the rail line will pass. He also said that Mr President ordered them to make sure that all the ports in the country should be linked with railway lines.

Okay.

Miracle2020:
so the rail will jump from Port Harcourt to maiduguri abi? The rail will pass from Port Harcourt to onitsha, Enugu, makurdi, jos,bauch,yobe, maiduguri.

How did you know where it will pass through?

BuddhaPalm:
Also the part he mentions holding the superiors of the officers accountable is key.

If they dismiss the erring officers from the compiled lists. And make examples of superiors going forward, we might see a difference for a while.

I believe the president must have stepped in this time.

Abi o!

But such easy solutions are rocket science for the idiots we have running things in Nigeria.

SpecialAdviser:
Kai! Nigeria players can really be in clubs ooooh.
Na them dey teach us name wey we no know before

But Honestly, a lot of things to be ashamed as Nigerians.
Ordinary Slovakia clubs determines which player play in Super Eagle.
Even club in self acclaimed gaint of Africa cannot determine it.
Players from our local league will even be benched in the super eagle team.

We are only doing well in music because government has no hands in it.

Can you please repeat what you are saying in English?

The IGP directed that all recent cases of abuses of power and violation of rights of citizens by FSARS, SARS, IRT, STS and other police teams should be compiled by the Heads of all Police Formations, Commands and Units and forwarded to his Office not later than Friday 9th October, 2020.

"The returns to include the Dates of the Incident, Venues of the Incidents, the Special Team Involved, Details of the Officers Involved, Details of the Incident, Fatalities/Injuries/ Damages (If Any), Actions Initiated by the Head of the Concerned Command, and the Current Status of the Matter."

This is the first and only time I am hearing this foolish IGP say anything sensible about the SARS issue.

Before this quote, all was just REPEAT directive of things that are common sense to anyone with a minimal decent IQ and we were supposed to watch the asshole SARS officers get away with any wrong they have done and we should just forget about it, cross our fingers with hope going forward.

N3cR0mAZc3R:
Haba, the dude tried nah. Well me I enjoy his side of the story shaaa...

I could not read it.

Did not make sense to me.

This is unsatisfactory nonsense.

All members of SARS should be kept intact, packed and deployed to Sambisa forest to fight Boko Haram.

Shebi they are tough, abi?

Uzi11enzo:
well, we haven't been robbed nd I thank God Almighty for it.

But yo, since so many folks are commenting, lemme just use this opportunity to narrate how some thieves nearly succeeded in stealing a property lol.

I don't know how to start this. All right, I leave with my family in Delta State, in some kinda street, deep in. There are armed robbers always hovering around every f*cking night, matter of fact I hear em.
My house isn't fenced, my dad has a car which he parks outside. My mom on the other hand, has a bike which she parks on our corridor with the gates locked.

Alright on that faithful day, we we're all sleeping. lol rain was also falling which made it alot more sweeter haha. Alright it was about 1am nd I was hearing noice even In my sleep.
Lol later on, my cell phones alarm woke me up by exactly 1:30am lol. yeah I was gonna do night sub that day in other to download my Naruto Shippuden, which I recently just finished.... I'm currently on Boruto Ep 168 just incase you're wondering haha.
alright I woke up, subbed my MTN nd Airtel nd started pressing my phone without any suspicions whatsoever.

About 10-15 minutes later, I started hearing em noise which I recalled hearing right from my sleep.. nd mind you d rain was still falling so I couldn't uhm... u know what na... lol
(well I really do think he stopped after he heard the sound of my alarm, so prolly he decided to carry on with his plans after everywhere looked cool once more).

So I kept hearing this noice even more, as if something, maybe a metal was being cut.
I kept hearing nd hearing for more than 1 hour, still I wasn't that suspicious lol.

well it was about 3am when I was almost thru downloading my awesome anime which always kept me busy in the day, when I heard a slightly loud bang on our front gate. Shit fellas fear gripped me not gon' lie. that moment I realized somethin' was wrong. so I quickly offed my phone, kept it on ma bed, took my touch nd quickly headed for our door.
immediately I stood up from my bed, I realized that my legs were literally shaking. I was so so scared. But yo, I summoned enough courage, put on d touch nd was walking up to my door. lol I was even trying to make some noice as I was coming, prolly he would get scared and run away lol.
well immediately I got to the parlor, my dad alighted from his room. I'm not sure he also knew what was going on because had it been he knew, I'm pretty sure he would've carried his barrel with him.

well got to the door but Uhm we just decided to check from the window first if there was anyone nearby. we checked round, but didn't find nothing so we returned to our various rooms. immediately I got to our room (Guys romm), my big bro was already awake and out of curiosity, he asked me what in the world was going on. well I told him that armed robbers or thieves, whatever they called em were around.
well he got up and went to scout around. I hurriedly followed him like a lil puppy nd mind you that moment all my fears vanished withing the twinkling of an eye.

well we both scouted everywhere nd as we didn't see nothing decided to return to bed.
I got to bed, put on my phone, logged onto facebook, scrolled onto ma news feed, replied some folks nd then put it off back.
Before I dozed off once more, I quickly gave thanks to God that nothing bad happended.

well it was morning, nd as usual, I woke up late. I woke up nd went to the sitting room to greet mom nd dad too when my lil sis pumped onto me, disclosing that they woke up to find our heavy padlocks all cut with saw!

I was surprised nd quicky rushed to the scene. I saw my dad nd mom discussing with our neighbor. after the discussion, they both returned and said our neighbor said that they came for my mom's bike (which looked so new). he also said that we shouldn't park the bike on our corridor no more, hence it should be parked in our sitting room. It looked dumbed to me at first but I later saw that he was speaking the truth. bikes are costly asf from where I leave these days.

well my mom also warned me that I should never ever flash touchs whenever robbers were around, narrating how a man got shot nd killed after he flashed a light when robbers were operating.

HAHAHA I know y'all prolly bored reading that shit lol but I'm just Grateful to God Almighty for always keeping me, my fams nd his beloved Children's safe.

And yo, to the robbers out there, please never you take a life. even if you gotta do it, do it without taking a life ffs... lastly, Please accept Jesus as your Lord nd personal Savior. it's never too late Brother!

What is with all this nonsense "lol", "hahahaha"?

Unreadable, boring junk.

NarnieAceTech:
Funny, yeah? But I have come to notice most of these guys don't know how to hold a weapon. They most times hold it too close to your head or back.

Anyway, you don't get it though. But when it is just a guy trying to rob you, you understand the need

You are right, bruv.

Oyerinde16:
Though late, let me share, had a few but this one sweet me... I stayed along Lagos street in port Harcourt around 09... It was a slum, shortly after amnesty, I had foreign 9mm glock bought from a cultist.

You needed it those days, around 9pm sometimes in 2012, I was returning from a friends house, when this guys accosted me by my car side, (drivers seat) 4 of them, 1 holding a pistol, 1 a dagger, 1 a cutlass... They collected my phones(2) and my wallet containing 15k, as they turned to leave, under my car seat, I brought out my glock, unknown to the last one, I said hey, give me my phone and wallet, he turned and quickly dropped his cutlass with 2hands up, the one with the gun way way ahead, when he turned back, he collected 1 but escaped, I had 2 on lockdown 2 had bolted... I collected my phone and wallet back, this time they were face down... I took the machete, gave them more that 6 each on their body, they were blooded, I entered my car and drove off, the next day my friend narrated what happened to me, he said according to people, those guys tried to rob a man in a corolla, the man brought out a glock and dealt with them, left them and went his way, people came out and set the two ablaze... I asked him, what type of car I used, and what time did I leave his place yesterday... This happened not too far from NYSC sec, back in o9...

You fall hand by not putting a bullet in at least one of them's heard.

I will have no compassion for any of these animals.

GeeConn:
Mine was in 2014. In our student's lodge in school. I put on my generator around 8pm, planning to work till day break. My room was so much filled with phones of my lodge mates that I had to provide another extension sockets outside my room for others to also charge without coming into my room to disturb me. I was busy working with two laptops on my table.

At 2am a sudden heavy sleep came on me, but I shrugged it off and brought out my kola and started chewing it. Seconds later, someone passed my door, flashed a torchlight at me and proceeded to charge his phone(so I thought) on the outdoor extension. I became a little unsettled after he passed my door and I couldn't see his head above my window. Again he was unusually silent, He didn't call out any greeting as was usual of our noisy members. so I decided to check him out. I saw huge guy with dagger in his armpit picking up people's phones (I thought he was charging phones). He resembled one of our members. He wasn't aware of my presence, so I said, O boy why are you with dagger this night, is there trouble anywhere? He jumped away with so much shocked and faced me, then I looked at his face and discovered that this stranger was a thief from Hell knows where. We faced each other, like 2 yards apart and speechless for some seconds. He was smelling of alcohol and cigarette and bare chested too with only a jeans short. As I was thinking how best to quickly fight this thief without getting wounded, before our members will wake up to join me, then he started shouting at me.

He said, Are you crazy? Aren't you afraid looking at me? Do you want to fight me? As he was saying so, he brought out the dagger from his armpit. I became afraid and stepped back into my room and locked the door. I looked from the window and saw him packing the remaining phones. So I shouted Thief Thief, but everyone were fast asleep. Then I became more afraid, that he will come after me when he is done with outside and my door is a light wooden one too which he can easily kick open. I was so angry and afraid at the same time. I took my chair, broke the ceiling and jumped into it. The loud sound from the ceiling woke up our lodge security man up and so many people too. Within seconds, the whole lodge members of about 20 people gathered at my room, but the guy was gone, soon we heard the sound of a motorbike, start up. before we could rush outside the gate they had zoomed off. We have always heard of how hostels were robbed while everyone were asleep but we haven't seen such a thing in our's before. As we were one of the most secured hostels, and we had a security man too. people whose phones were picked were crying.

We later learnt, that these robbers use charm prepared in the Cemetery or burial ground. They take a broom stick or two and dip it into the tomb of a dead person. They will leave it there for a whole day or two before they take it away. When they dip that same broom stick in front of any gate they want to rob its occupants, everyone in that house will fall asleep instantly, just like the dead in the cemetery till they are through and remove it.

This is the one I am reading so far that I am thinking "What kind of idiots are these people?".

People leave their phones charging outside and went to sleep (IN NIGERIA) and they are crying it was stolen.

The writer himself approached a person on his own in the dark, even though the person is one he has seen with a dagger under his armpit and acting stealthily.

Whatever university these people were students of I would advice no one ever send their children there except the child has down syndrome.

Hunchogee:
Getting sense and growing balls than your state

Another dumb, foolish Nigerian 'yoot', who is so poorly educated that he judges success by any "big spending" he sees without seeing any figures, ROI or achievements.

Just show am "gadas"/"world-class stadium", he will begin singing praises that you are the greatest thing since sliced bread!

"My Governor is great".

Moronic white elephant slave dumbo!

Hambivert:
Where is the Nigerian National carrier that this government sparogatively promised us?

State doing what the Federal failed to do!

Anyways, federal character was long dead

Hopefully this doesn't end with subsequent administration like the Nigerian Airways of old times

What has the state done?

merieam16:
We mean business tho...Nigeria should learn frm this state

Learn what?

Where is the "Luxury"?

Just look at the poor quality constructed structures.

And I bet they would say it costs N1bn to build.

The notorious Justice Taiwo O Taiwo again!!!

Always on hand to help crooks and criminals to avoid investigations.

From Saraki to Fayose to Okorocha and now a slowpoke called Gbagi
https://medium.com/@upshotreports/fayose-saraki-efcc-petitions-njc-accuses-justice-taiwo-of-bias-e33e16015cf0?source=rss-------1

NevetsIbot:
Again.. I'd say that any dog can be calm and confident and only show aggression when necessary if it has the right training and right love... A perfect balance of discipline and love.... Even the popular Pittbulls.

I once read of a pitbull that was even more affectionate and protective like Khal..

I'd go on walks and see people jumping off the road at the sight of Khal who really doesn't give sh*t about em.. Sometimes I think he sees himself as an human being. I take him on regular walks because the tendency of Khal gaining weight is high within a week of not walking...... I don't want a fat dog. Lol.

And by the way... A rottweiler is not for first time owners please.

Still a fucking animal that can unleash its wildness.