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GEJ Transformation!

He is celebrating the day Turai finally pitied him and allowed him to rise to President?

Na wa o!

World class!

Stella Oduah was fantastic.

davide470:


Come experience the iBanking Sector, and you won't be worried about the title of the Job.

That is not an explanation of why you added your own definition.

davide470:
cc: MarvellousGod

The job title in the advert did not state "Graduate".

The job itself stated the applicant must have 1-2 years experience, hence ruling out most graduates.

So why did you add "Graduate" jara to your thread title?

isalegan2:
Chei! No way my presido said that! Someone gave him ogogoro, kept him up for hours with no naps, and filmed him spouting something they wrote on a teleprompter. No way. Leave my uncle president doctor Jona (PhD) alone joo.



Seriously, you made that sh!it up. The last sentence about yams and goats and office holders stealing as a norm.


Anyway, make una leave Barcanista alone. Free speech and all that.

I even forgot this attack on Buhari as part of his presidential campaign in the SE.

GEJ [to the crowd]: "How much did Jim Nwobodo stole (sic) that Buhari sent him to jail? Money not even up to the price of Peugeot! Is that good enough?"

AndreRose:
Probably the journalist was jailed because he lawfully used his journalism position to dissipate information to the people which Buhari saw as a threat to him and jailed the journalist. Yes, Buhari has apologised but this is the same thing that can be presumed to have happened recently; the AIT has been warned from televising some things about him. What's the way forward for our journalist? Are they still gona have their freedom of information as enshrined in the constitution after may 29?
And again,look who is talking about the dirty tactics of PDP like he didn't use Bokoharam to put GEJ off. And minors equally voted in the north. Is that what you call a "decent campaign"?
Jonathan was decent enough, despite being the president he conceded, would Buhari had done that? We all know the answer.

You forgot to mention that "Or he probably used his journalism position to dissipate information to the people so as to mislead them because he lost his means of income from corrupt politicians which Buhari deposed and locked up, so jailed him for abuse of freedom of the press"

STPEACE:
Crazy world with crazy people. Whats this small boy doing nah?

I will be proud and happy to know early enough that he is not gay.

FynBabe:
Op, can't you see that the woman in pink is obviously not happy? What exactly does he need two women @ the same time for? This is how evil starts o!

That woman in pink be like "make we reach house first, I go show you shege".

I will never agree to such even if the man is DANGOTE!

How is she obviously not happy? I can't see it. Please explain.

How is it also evil?

focus7:
Apkabio is the most corrupt and wasteful politician ever emerged in Nigeria.

He is competing with Bala Mohammed (FCT Minister) for that title.

That is the one helping Patience Jonathan to chop and why she is afraid of Buhari jail.

shammah1:
Nice one. Good governor.

That is a "good" governor to you?

And you called yourself a "superstar" in your profile?

Nigeria is finished with youths like you.

I am not surprised though since you stated "I'm a superstar. Fine out for yourself".

This is how Akpabio is wasting public money.

I remember these posts.

https://www.nairaland.com/1916418/how-elected-governors-performed-sagamite/1#26543806

https://www.nairaland.com/2013933/lagos-igr-now-75-state/14#28375861

I remember a time when Jonathan, Abati and their paid mouth on NL like Sincere9gerian were telling us that all these atrocities were not happening in the NE. That it was all APC propaganda.

Emirofsambisa1:
Nollywood actress Susan Maxwell has said Nigerians prefer light skinned ladies. In a recent interview, the actress opened up on the inspiration behind her skin care products.

“Many people are of the opinion that light-skinned ladies are more attractive, and everything they wear shows off better and that is why I am here to help people enhance their complexion. I used to be very dark; I never thought I could become as fair as I am. I did it because I want to practice what I preach. I want them to see me and be blown away, especially those who knew me when I was dark. Because what I’m giving people isn’t something that would damage their skin but repair their skin, I use it on myself as well. If I wasn’t in this line of business, I probably wouldn’t have toned my skin at all. I don’t call it bleaching. I call it skin restoration.”

http://hype9ja.com/2015/05/nigerians-prefer-light-skinned-women-susan-maxwell/

They are not "skin care products", they are skin bleaching products.

Care is to maintain something, not to change it.

This iiidiot claims she is "repairing". What damage was on her skin before?

In his valedictory address, Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, FCT, Sen. Bala Mohammed, said that in keeping with the obligation of the commitment FCT to workers, the authority had in the course of his tenure allocated over 300 plots of land to long service award and deserving officers in the FCT and had gone ahead to institutionalise the award as overall incentive to deserving officers who have served the nation meritoriously.

Corruption!

Bala Mohammed the criminal.

No problem.

Buhari should ensure their accreditation is not renewed.

They can report what they like but they will not be invited to Aso Rock.

isalegan2:
Chei! No way my presido said that! Someone gave him ogogoro, kept him up for hours with no naps, and filmed him spouting something they wrote on a teleprompter. No way. Leave my uncle president doctor Jona (PhD) alone joo.



Seriously, you made that sh!it up. The last sentence about yams and goats and office holders stealing as a norm.


Anyway, make una leave Barcanista alone. Free speech and all that.

Dey there!

http://saharareporters.com/2015/02/12/president-and-parable-goat-and-yam-abimbola-ojenike

PhD iiidiot as President!

apeoyemojo:
Buying 180m worth of official cars is corruption. Meanwhile we would also like to know the value of the official vehicles of Fashola,Amaechi,Rochas,Aregbesola,Amosun,Ajimob and the governor of Katsina. Thanks in advance!

It is not corruption under Jonathan's government.

Until he leaves before it is corruption.

Goodluck Jonathan:

“I don’t give a damn about declaration of assets. Declaration of assets is irrelevant to good governance".

"There is no corruption but mere stealing in Nigeria".

"You cannot put a goat, yam and plantain together and say that the goat should not eat yam. In parallel, you cannot put the President and his cronies in power in charge of our state resources and say that they should not steal or act dishonestly. Corruption by public office holders is inevitable as you would naturally expect your goat to eat yam if kept with the yam".

989900:

I just feel like stealing right now!

Steal N25B payback N3M . . . judge, are you serious?!!!

Corruption is not stealing.

olumidazz:
so I am permitted to embezle 500 billion as long as I have an option of fine of 10m instead of doing the term..... let's go there

That is Nigerian law for you.

AndreRose:
Our judicial system is stil functioning afterall.
Hope its not just talk that he will serve his punishment

Dahjhi:
Really? Nah the news we go hear but won't really know when they started serving the jail terms. Hish. Laws nah only for commoners here.

Keep on dreaming he would go to jail.

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/04/30/money-laundering-igbinedion-gets-6-year-jail-term/

Nonsense headline.

The real sentence is a N3m or 2 years in jail.

We all know how it would end.

Only God knows the interest alone one would get from laundering N25bn. Maybe it would be 3m a day going into his pockets.

Even an average Nigerian can pay the fine for him, so there has been no justice.

He has effectively gotten a slap on the wrist and this is another case of impunity to corruption under Jonathan's government.

Medicine after death.

Jonathan is acting after dismissal.

Nice one.

They need to ban paid rascals claiming to be journalists.

queensmith:
I agree with this - idiotic move the man is already messing up!!

still a better option than GEJ!

Since when is a president elect who is already performing presidential functions entitled to privacy? Since when?

This is Buhari being petty

Even a President is not obliged to allow riff-raffs and frauds to come into his circle and events just because they falsely wear the tag "journalists".

Buhari, please use the next 4 years to destroy and bring AIT down.

We do not want useless media houses who are bias for money. Help us remove them from the media air. Make Dokpesi broke.

No wonder she was scared of prison if Buhari wins elections.

raumdeuter:
What is her source of income.

What was she worth before she became Deputy governors wife

She built the hotel from her income as a state civil servant.

She is also a philanthropist from that same income.

MaxNaija:
United States, France, UK, China, Russia and the United Nations set to appoint GOODLUCK JONATHAN the U.N. Global Crises Envoy.

This role similar to that of Tony Blair who on leaving office as United Kingdom Prime Minister was appointed the Middle East envoy for the United Nations, European Union,United States and Russia.

Goodluck Jonathan would be the first African past Head of State to be assigned such role.

From lecturer to Commissioner, from Commissioner to Deputy Governor, from Deputy Governor to Governor, from Governor to Vice President, from Vice President to Acting President and from Acting President to President. Now, from President to a World Leader!

Source - http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/04/breaking-goodluck-jonathan-to-be.html

I dey laff o.

Make una dey deceive unaselves there.

International fool would be made a UN Special Envoy?

Who go respect am?

Daughter of a Thief!

The family no get shame.

Goodluck Jonathan, the international joke.