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When i tell people i didnt attend Convenant University

They think Someone is just telling lies!

Abi ooh, my sister!, Thank God for His grace n wisdom
which is available to all!
I look at my old sermon notes and wonder how!

People will be rich or poor, regardless of what Religion they practice.

Christ didnt come to make us Rich in worldly possessions

He came to make us Rich in grace and to save our souls.

The Christian walk is indeed not an easy one, but by His grace, we will make it.

Well, she attended an event where she was snapped.lol

Lanre? hmm, cnt really remember

Toyin & Funmi, twins?

Cant really remember too,

Adesuwa? ring a bell?

Whats going on here abeg.

Dont turn my thread to Quliush

I see.

@Mesmya

LOL.

sorry o

@Kunle.

If i do speak about everything, i would derail this Thread.

The tori too much!

Turn your Eyes on Jesus, my pipu

I killed my sister.

She is not complaining

The Judge wants to jail me.

Is this a public or private affair?

Was it not my sister i killed?

Mr. Coolruler

Will i be correct in saying you are a Woman too.

Cos all you have been doing here is Bitching.

GET A LIFE.

Josh,

Who is a Thief?

Yes, I was brought up listening to Those men.

I have since turned to only the Living Word for Direction.

The way we should live as Christians is in The Bible

and it is CRYSTAL CLEAR.

I am nothing by Myself.

If you call me a gem, its by the grace of God.

MEN ARE LIKE,

1. Men are like , Laxatives , They irritate the #### out of you.

2. Men are like , Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like . Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like , Blenders , You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like , Chocolate Bars , Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like . Commercials , You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like , Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like , Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like , Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like , Snowstorms , You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps , Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like , Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

i Believe they are business men.

i was in the system.

Their Brand of Christianity is Highly Self-Centred.

Like i said before, None of Us is better than Them

There is a Standard, Christians have to Follow and it is Christ

When will Christians start reading their Bibles and living Christ-Like

Exactly.

The Villian, his Escape n Everything. Nice

Nothing Wowwy about the movie.


I Watched, Glanced at Flawless yesterday, We all slept off in minutes,

i will try to watch it again, but the feeling i got from the movie was pure Lacklusterness.

Joshy,

Good morning/afternoon!

Anything we Say here is based on the Bible.

No one is better than Anyone else

isnt it by the Grace of Christ that we can claim to be anything?

If i see my Brother walking into a Ditch, i will Surely pull him back

Especially when i too once walked into that ditch.

Me too, i dey wait for the answer

@Chris.

You havent said anything.

The Bible Says Noah built an ark and Animals went into it.

Whether the animals were Adults, Children or Eggs isnt the deal.

The deal is that a representation of the specie was there.

I cannot see how that is hard to understand.

Even as a Child in sunday school singing this song

"The Lord told Noah to build him an Arky arky (2x)
Build it out of Gopher Barky Barky. . . . ."

it was pretty clear to me.

Angus Beef Steak, actually

lol

lol.

@Mazaje, The egg is my opinion and could have been a possibility.

@Bawo.

Look before Leaping.

I told you what the "mormon" bible contains.

Why is it hard to understand

The mormon scriptures are completely different and are put after the bible.

I will NEVER.

And your point?

Chris,

im sure the audience in your mind is giving you a standing ovation.

I took the pain, for your sake[, and mine/i] to read through your post. [i]please next time, don't economize on paragraphs, space and punctuations

Well, we are deviating from the topic at hand

but i will just put this to u.

Yes, if God instructed Noah to build the ark, You can be rest assured that God must have seen it through to completion
He would never tell man to do something way beyond his power, btw he could also have hired people to help out.

The ark had dimensions which provided perfect stability, Its length to width ratio of six to one provided excellent stability on the high seas.
In every way, it was admirably suited for riding out the tremendous storms.The Engineers you are quoting
will also tell you that it would have been impossible for the ark to be overturned.

The Bible indicates that God gathered the animals and brought them to Noah inside the ark two by two.
Some have suggested this may have involved the origin of animal migratory instincts or, at least, an intensification of it.
We also know that most animals possess the ability to sense danger and to move to a place of safety.

Have you heard of Hibernation/Dormancy in Animals?

About Waste products? i dont believe you expect me to answer this.

Besides, The Dinosaurs if taken aboard, didnt have to be full grown T-Rex

Whats wrong in taking, babies and eggs, they still represent the species.

So my man, Look before jumping into the Flood, Get on the Boat now!

Josh,

You fail to understand my point.

Nothing borders on Hate, its Just Truth

Please, Take it easy, Your eyes will soon be opened

To these Men of Gut

Joshy, im still shwweet na

No one assumes to know it all here!

C'mon.

So when you correct a friend who is going the wrong way

and he turns to you and says you hate him and your tearing him down and judging him

Would you say that is Normal for him to do or do you expect that reaction?

Does it mean you know it all?

@Bawo.

I handled the "Mormon" bible yesterday.

It is a Combo of THE BIBLE, Mormon Scriptures and some other literature.

The Bible is the same.

Languages may cause confusion but the underlying meaning is never really lost, i dont have to explain this.

@Mazaje,

We have heard

JoshJosh.

lol.

Why Are you so quick to use the word Hate ?

Be WiseFoolish, My Friend

I dont know how True the claims of these people who find Bones and things are.

What i do Know, is GOD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH, EVERYTHING.

Whether they are Billions of years old, God Created them!


As For Noah and The T-Rex, Thanks for giving me inspiration for a book

What makes you think it entered the boat sef? IT could have perished in the flood.