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My mum recently came to my sch to see me
she had just come from outside the country

My friends came around the car to see some stuff
she brought to sell in Naija, then my mum starts to talk about
how buying things is not easy, this n this
i was like, mummmmmmmy nowwww.lol

she is such a sanguine!

lol

well what can be done

lets talk about the good 'ol times

These igbo pple have come again.

lemme go and call my friend o!!!

which kain shirt 15 grand?

i can tho, if it aint moi paying

why dont u visit www.togoland.com

im sure u will b more at home there

@Buzz

na my own Gamine?
wetin u dey always yan sef

huh

Eh, the ones wey no get nice skin wan cover am.

abi na their fault?

Tattoo ko

tattaa ni

When I entered the building, cream and dark brown as Ose had described, I was sure the flat was on the last floor, should have called her aunty!, anyway I hope they are home. These thoughts went through my mind as I made my way up the stairs. “Aah! These stairs are long o!’’ I said with a sigh of relief as I got to the fourth floor. I looked at the two opposite doors, now I was not sure which flat it was! They both had burglary proof doors, the one to my left was padlocked and the one to my right was open. I really should have called! Let me just ring and ask. I rang the bell on the door to my right and in about ten seconds, someone was opening it.

” Good afternoon” I said with a faint smile “I’m looking for Ose she is staying with her aunty”.  
‘’oh ok’’ the guy said with a little hesitation,” come in and sit down, she’s in the room let me go call her”.
I stepped into the flat and sat down I was just happy that I was going to see Ose again. Maybe we will go to The Palms, I chuckled silently. Just then, I heard men talking in hushed tones. In the next minute, two guys come out, the one who opened the door and a darker guy who appeared older. The younger entered into a room I assumed to be the kitchen, the older one came to sit close to me, that’s when I started getting worried.
” Good afternoon sir” I muttered, quite unsure of what to say next, where is Ose my mind pondered. ‘I have it’ the younger man suddenly said. My heart skipped a bit and I looked up to see him standing holding a matchbox. I turned to look at the one sitting by me; his eyes are cold and glassy, he says calmly “if you shout we will set your hair on fire”, “Nnamdi, get the rope”

At that moment, my head erupts like a violent volcano; I could immediately see my future crumbling down. Not today! Not today!! My mind cried, it was New Year’s Day. Not today, why me, I just want to see my friend!!! My mind kept screaming as the reality of what they were going to do began to dawn.
Now torn and hurting, I am devastated. I am mourning the loss of me, how can I go on living, when my life has been ripped viciously from underneath me. I’m numb, I’m bleeding and can’t feel a thing, where is this dark place I’m in, I don’t have the strength to leave, I’m going to bleed forever, let me bleed to death! I cannot go on, this scar! This wound! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

My family is not crazy o

My mum just likes to talk a lot

I hardly get angry but when i do

omo na God o!, i listen to music or watch a comedy

if i can get laughing, anger is gone!

Dirt is good, really rubbish

Fayrouz, wack

and most of all Nigerian adverts

Tales by moonlight?

ke dis days?

Children these days want Tales by Computerlight

One love is my fav song

And so?

i always see modenine for coolcafe/ chocolate royal

Anyways

good for you sha, i wonder wetin go happen when you see Jay-z
maybe

ha ahah ahhaha


oooh my days

so fat she fell in love and broke it!!!!!!!!hahhahha

Nigeria has the most professors per number of people,

Yorubas have the largest population, so they hv the most profs.

@Morenike, thanks
i like hair on guys, on my side theres a bit of lack of it

We know there's a correlation between increased testosterone and virility does that mean bald men are tigers in the bedroom?

ohh
hmm hmm.

My hair is kinda thin in the middle and weak at the sides, hope im not getting bald o!!

Stupid.

Killing none or one person
Good or bad?

The song basically means

That anything he does makes noise, waves

you know, effizy sha.

he is just boasting in the song like yahooze

Why do only guys go bald
is it hereditary

Why do only guys go bald
is it hereditary

This is the yahooze of 2008

tigh tight tight!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omo
pest na understatement!
molest sef, d guy dey S.Frustrated
They have now introduced hard labour to the penalty list.lol

Aww, this school

AAAAAh

you people are making me jealous!!!1

i must do smthing and post my next week!

i cant let this go o!!1

Justbones, that was really tight

This is no joke.

Happened for real.

Im just wondering right here