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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word 'Bleep'. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, 'Bleep' falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John bleeped Mary) and intransitive (Mary was bleeped by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a Bleep), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a Bleep), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific Bleep).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Bleep! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, Bleep she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word 'Bleep'. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations,

Greetings "How the Bleep are ya?"

Fraud "I got bleeped by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, Bleep it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm bleeped now."

Aggression "Bleep YOU!"

Disgust "Bleep me."

Confusion "What the Bleep, ?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "bleeped again, "

Pleasure "I couldn't be fucking happier."

Displeasure "What the Bleep is going on here?"

Lost "Where the Bleep are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know Bleep all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a Bleep, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the Bleep are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the Bleep are you?"

Panic "Let's get the Bleep out of here."

Directions "Bleep off."

Disbelief "How the Bleep did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Bleep Al Gore!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history,

"What the Bleep was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the Bleep is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the Bleep did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Bleep a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy