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Spikey. . .online at 6pm, which kain night rendezvous u dey do

2009 is a very weird year and lots of weird things have been happening. . .

There is a Friday the 13th next month and another in November

Strange. . . .

Where did you copy this article from. . .

gosh. . .Planter one ko!

More Ass Kissing. . . .HISS!

I actually met her at a cafe about a year ago,

she does look really good, but my eyes went to her son

Who, Alas! was younger than me

After they finished what they were doing, they climbed into their jeep and zoomed off.

Shes so calm. . .i dont think theres anyone in this world that doesnt respect this woman.

She is one fine lady.

Who is Prof Obesere again o?

We all need some flavour from time to time

Bend it like Beckham shey. .lol. . .Even Keira Knightley too

Can she ever do without pucking her lips!!??!!

Ah well, they arent showing any of those, where i am o

Oh i think Spikey is talking about My Wife and Kids. . . .Damon Wayans

Thats what i want to know ooh, before i go and commit my money to watching it,

they arent showing any current movie. . .

LOL,

I can never be past James Spader o!!

Inventing the Abbotts, (1997/1998, not sure)
Joaquin, Liv tyler, Billy Crudup. . . .some sorta drama like that

I have such seen clips of it, it looks really good and with Benicio in tow. . .sweet!

haba, dat thing is photoshop o, badly done sef

I like cleaning, washing sometimes

I hate cooking, ironing. . .err? wat else now

thats about it.

Covering up has nothing to do with contents of the heart. . .

if it appeals to you, no one stops you wearing the hijab and co

Just know that Modesty is not equal to righteousness,

Even though a Righteous person would be moderate in all things.

Dear Bishop,


Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

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Just funny. . .

oh ok.

Oh, im sorry that you just got tired oh. . .carry go

Because im not joining your committee doesnt mean im not involved in other projects. . .

FGS!

So how did she crush the student

Yeah, im waiting to see

You guys are not the first to set up a "committee"

i would just like to see how serious you people are. . .thats all

Mariah Carey --- -- Without you

i have had this song on heavy rotation

everytime seems like the first time

Euro-pop Dancehall megamix

LOVE THEM!!

kai, the late 80s and early 90s were so much fun

Tokio Hotel's sound. .i love their accents

@Topic

I like rock but i can never understand the appeal for heavy metal. . .headache inducing, plus, you can hardly dance to it

plus. . .you cant hear what the heck they are saying, plus. .its demonic!!!

Abeg! who cares jo, She should use her millions to buy panadol jare

I have had a gun pointed at me, i couldnt process the thought at that point

until the dude said something like "Die"

its not something to experience

Joaquin. . .LOL

i just saw Inventing the Abbotts this week sef,

Anyway, he is re-inventing himself. . .its needed for longevity in Hollywood

@Topic,

Currently in love with Benicio Del Toro. . . .Fine and Fit, i love watching him act

and this new flick on Che. . .wow, blows u away

Please who has seen Lakeview Terrace

Ah well,,i liked the trailer, but we all know this can be deceiving

I also heard that Indian Directors are really angry about the movie. . .

they say because an American directed it, thats why its receiving so much attention

and that he didn't portray India in a good light,

Ok o

i hear, i will be watching you people

I cant help but laugh



People cannot tell who is "Edo" or Bini or Ishan

i cant blame anyone sha. . .

@Topic, the Bini people should go and seat down somewhere jo,
They didnt know how to reject Igbinedion, its Gbenedion they wan Reject
Who cares who the VC is, how does the VC affect their life?, the ones that would further wreck their
life is the one they would readily accept, bush people. . .no wonder that place is like a war-torn area. . e yama!

Then again, the same Igbo people who are clamoring for an Igbo president still have mouth to talk here. . .nawa o!

Hey,

i have been around. . .trying to make things happen

It is beyond sad

I heard my neighbours kid. .less than six years old

say, "i hate this Nigeria, poor country with poor poor people, i dont like this country!!!"

i wondered where hope will come from.