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LOL

Another English one,

If you dont leave the bathroom, before the flush stops

you will die.

So far this hasnt happened!

LOL

Redhot, you too funny.

I dont speak in tongues, i was forced to, and what i was forced to say was rubbish

if that is "tongues" and i speak it all the time

Well i was surprised Jozi won

but its all good,

So now that you know their Families

anything for us?

My neighbors had one parrot, an Eagle chopped it

it even chopped some fish we tried to keep.

My other neighbors had a monkey, peacocks, dog and they brought in an ostrich

the ostrich died that same day.

Me, I can only keep a dog, for now.

Everyone cut class at some point, "stab" we called it

When the whole AIDS thingy was goin on

Some people wrote on the black board

AIDS NO DEY SHOW FOR FACE

and the very first teacher, was our very sensitive further maths teacher

as he was about to write "Further Maths" on the board, he saw it

the whole class started laughing, he got angry, said he wasnt teaching again,

reported us, we got flogged by NAVAL RATINGS lol i have to sue the navy o

I mash my friend, you mash?

@Nd.gfx

thanks man!

yeah! we are the natural ones!! we rock!!!  

Self hate Ko!

If you like keep enjoying "omg your eyes are really green!" compliments. corrective ko. punishment ni

this got me laughing, some people have those natural colors, big deal!

We thank God with you ooh!

@Hauwa

Burodi + Lemu



kada ka sake fadin hake


Wanne abinci ki ka fi so?

Everything na so so BAN

Chicken go cross road them go Ban am!

The game goes like this,

You write a sentence and substitute every S word with Sausage

and every M word with Mash, its quite funny

E.g

If you do not understand this game

you mash be very sausage.

I heard this,

its not even Nigerian or African, its English!

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When taking tea, you must not put the sugar before the milk

if not you will be very unlucky and you will die a pitiful death

to Rectify, if you do, you must

Stand up, close your eyes, turn around twice while someone throws the tea out of the window

My self hatred must have gone through the roof!  

I wear wigs, weaves of all natural hair colors, from golden brown, to raven black

i wear contact lense of gray, blue, im gonna get green this week not fashion, corrective

i own only ONE native wear, the rest is well "white"

i use, deodorants, perfume, body lotion, sunscren made by "white" companies

i watch "white" tv shows and movies

i listen to "white" music

i play "white"  games

Gosh! and the list goes on,

Fayah soul, what can i do to amend my ways!!

Only thing I personally see as self hate is YES GAMINE, colored contacts. Also add blonde weaves on black women. Now that's someone with issues. Anything else, it's just women looking for ways to make their hair styles versatile.

You and Fayah Soul are on the same path

Gimme the justification for the "attachments" you put in your hair

Its just like two white racist people arguing,
One says; We must be racist to ALL non-whites
and the other says, No, we should be racist to only Black people.

@Unleashed,
Which artificials ?, to look like ??

@Wavemasta,
Correct guy!  

Yeah, theres the bad guy

Yeah, Very very crappy

it wasnt worth it, but many enjoyed the party.lol

i dont know how 9ice is hippop, and then all the american nominees, nonsense.

@Pepeye

lolol

not a Cult

Hahahaha

Omo na only God wey fit safe pesin o

I remember Jem,
We used to make paper dolls, lol, that depicted Jem and co

Had tapes on Noozles, brings back a lot of memories.
We had a koala, infact it was the first "teddy" i had
i would noozle it, hoping it would come alive too

Which off Topic are you seeing.

Did God create any religion

its like asking, Did God create any culture

or Did God create Fashion styles or Music styles.

@MissyB, Atheism IS a Religion.

and we will all wonder till eternity about your question

That i didnt have to go out at all!

its too fricckn HOT!

LOL

i will help you remember!



aahh lemme search for them o!

Kids really have it bad these days !

Snorks

The Smurfs




Oh how i loved em

Kids these days really have it bad

oh my

What hapened to going around in your birthday suit

its "Natural"

You are still thinking!

gamine nice profile pix

Thanks

The Matrix eh, can't get enough of the first installment

Vesc na only you wey go imajin rat

Anyway,

I'm falling in love with Alan Shore Will Spader 

i guess, love just happens