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ROTFLMAO!!

Nigeria my Nigeria!

Lol. I will try to come up with something original

Lol, i see

Bouncing baby! Rotfl, they tested the babys bounce in Addams family

"last time i checked" from some peoples mouth is so annoyn!

We have to return to a sense of "normalcy" :-o who invented this stupid word!!

What is this one again

@na2day,
Thats a wonderful response

Lol. I have been expecting their message

:p

i guess

@Bawo,

heheh you know na.

@Busy, lol

you are going, yeah

we are coming, yeah

LOL


YEah i LITERALLY went to the mall, what the!!

TO BE HONEST,

no, please be Dishonest! *rolls eye*

lol.

hmm this mara.

Well lemme say my own Experience.

We met Online on a Forum, checked out our Hi5, Facebook, etc
We chatted alot, then exchanged phone numbers
called alot, spent close to 6hours each time on the phone
He was in the UK, sha

i constantly Hounded him about when he was going to come over
It was Fun, but i never really saw it as a "Date", theres nothing like a persons presence.
i told him, when he comes, we would make it official.

So,

After about a year, He came to Nigeria
by now, i felt i knew him pretty well, he seemed well to do and all,
so i was really excited, before he came over, he had sent me a gift from the UK sha.

This was during Summer,

So he came to my house, he had talked about his folks having some really good cars . . . . .
but I saw that he came with a Taxi, and he was thinner and not as freah as i saw in his pictures

ok, my disappointment levels started to rise, he explained that hes mum had them locked in the garage or something funny like that
We went out to popular joint and he kept saying that he hadnt changed most of his Pounds into Naira
So i ended up paying for the outing, he only payed for the cabs

When i suggested we go to his house, he said No, that something something something, ok o, i thought.
i didnt find it funny, his whole demeanor was irritating, there was this arrogant air about him, not confidence
more like a complex issue, i didnt think he looked any how to be proud about, His Polo shirt was well worn
and the jeans, quite dirty.

i couldnt believe it was the same dude, i had LOVED online and on the phone

CHEI!!

when i got home that day, i just knew it was the end
Though we hung out a couple of times, i knew
we could never pass Friendship levels.

He is back in the UK and we still chat from time to time


BOTTOMLINE: There is nothing like Presence and physical interaction

be careful, there are so many people i wish i kept as online friends
because meeting them, just wasnt worth the stress of stepping out of my house gate

kai!


Wa nene ke da tambaya?

wa nene bai gane ba?



[size=2pt]Im joking sha, i just love stories, i know some people will carry this and run with it, hehehehe[/size]

Mai Kifi!

PRETTY WOMAN!!!!!!!

I watched this Independent movie, Bernard and Doris

about Doris Duke in her latter days and her butler.

Susan Sarandon was Doris, while Ralph Fiennes was the butler

I loved it!

i adore Susan, so i was really fixed on the movie

It is so witty, i remember so many great lines from it

I recommend it, its a good watch!

Ah well,

My legs are hairy, the last time i shaved was in secondary school.

I am naturally not hairy so, Wareva.

I have a Friend who swears by Hairy Women

Infact, he says it is so attractive to him, that he wont comprimise on that

when it comes to choosing his wife,

the Chest hairs, he says, So sexy, i say, EWW!!!

Beefdog

Erm . . . what's a carotid??

Google? heard of it?

There are toooo many reasons why Homosexuality is just a Behavior
and we all know that EVERY behavior is acquired.

About the subject at hand, i dont know why it got to Voting levels
but if people voted in a free and fair way, WHY THE PROTEST
if they cant stay in CAli, last i checked The USA had 51 states.

About this whole consent matter thing,
Dont you know when a Dog is happy, sad, angry? i do.
Many people in polygamous marriage are not complaining, they are HAPPY
SOON,
People will start producing consent letters from people they murdered,

*sigh*

i know its all going downhill

haha

My country that loves Flying

before she even grow leg,

it is well o

@Kiwi

i read your account,

I personall havent had any Supernatural Experience

but i am sure, without any doubt, that such things exist.

Vampires? cannot say, but Spirits, surely.

Apart from the fact that i know someone who Died after being healed of Cancer

by Pastor Chris, the person even threw a Thanksgiving party and all, leaving behind now, young children

I will be more inclined to believe what Sir John is saying

Because what he has presented, he has done it well

While Hubreality, Pepeye and the Skilled Professional, Donnie

Who cant construct Sentences to save his life, have presented their cases

in an appalling way, akin to Defenders of Pastor Chris

I just pray that they see the Reality soon enough to save their necks and everyone else they can

Gosh,

The name Christian is already in the Sewer, dont know if i still want to be called that.

Aww so cute!

Mazaje?

Really?

Kernel?

ROTFLMAO!!

Mistiky!

I did not write them myself

So answering your questions will require intense study,

and Err, im not up for it now.

I would rather go sit comfortably in the Vernon

you are allowed to run! no one will see you!

Awww.

Oxford Researchers List Top 10 Most Annoying Phrases
By John Scott Lewinski
November 07, 2008

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008, -research.html

Not all University of Oxford researchers are uptight and humorless, "irregardless" of what you might think. In fact, a bunch of them compiled a list of the Top 10 Most Irritating Expressions in the English language -- just because we needed one,

, The great hierarchy of verbal fatigue includes:

1 - At the end of the day
2 - Fairly unique
3 - I personally



A Reply to the Above,

With all due respect I personally think this was an absolutely huge waste of time.

At the end of the day do we need a list of annoying phrases? At this moment in time

it's difficult to get funding for useful research and these guys get grant money for such nonsense, it's a nightmare!

They shouldn't of bothered wasting their time 24/7 on such admittedly fairly unique but ultimately pointless drivel; it's not rocket science.