₦airaland Forum

Julia Roberts!

I watched Pretty Woman again on Saturday

i was SO SO, memories came rushing back

and Julia, i loved her so much

She was So Good.

Richard GERE ,

Silver-Haired Fox, the sort of guy that makes evrything he says believable

you could catch him red handed cheating and he would convince you, you made the mistake.

kai!

That is one of the best movies of ALL time.

The poster is DUMB

that much i know,

Miss Nigeria is Different from MBGN

What more do we need to know

SHIOR!!!

@Grafikdon

You make us look bad na,

Vesc,

My Crime was Laziness.

@Max,
I have been having a great time!
LOL. i was in ""someones" house for the weekend
and after some mindblowing sessions of Err **** Boston Legal.lol
i settled with some Old movies.

Do you ever have these akward moments where you burst out laughing hysterical
and the person watching the movie with you is like,
and you try to explain. . . . . . .
BL does that to me.

Orlando?

i only ever liked him as an Elf in LOTR

Anyway,

making my list,

Chow Yun Fat!

, he is reli cute and goofy

Dragonballs movie eh?

Picollo white?

Chow yun fat as??

Nawa o, hollywood don go bungas

@Akx, flattery will get you no where!

The girl is really beautiful abeg! Clothes or no clothes

Rotfl!

I thought Blacks were already Aliens. Black Blacks! Man you so crazy. Lol

Alpha Centauri by Sid Meier is a game, if it was a TV series i wouldnt talk about it here.

@Akx, wey you see Fable to play!!?! Abi you dey give us fabu.

@topic, Alpha Centauri

Now i need surgery!

All my ribs have FALLEN apart

Archer! Me lovey!

Grafiki!

Well, lets hope Gravitonics works out in this case

Wonda Full

@Sean, you surprise me, Liberia has only one star, i hope you arent confused

;d

wahala don gast!

@Angelheart,

Two strikes for you

One, You are known for SA/Naija thrashing

two, Theres a thread already started on this

Still, you are doing a Good thing, Kudos

@Naijacutee, Bless ya heart!

@Ikeyman,

You crazy fool

Where is Convenant sef?

When will you IGBO people go and rest jo

So i should vote for a Wimp just cause he's IGBO

madness.

I should start campaigning for Uneme President na

abi no be we be the real minority?

@Mistiky,

I love to provide the avenue for people to vent

to make use of the very colourful verbs, nouns and adjectives

they learnt in their respectives schools

on the other hand, Being a Sitting duck may not be so bad if in say, a Vernon!

Thanks for looking out for me tho , as fragile as i am!


HERES FILO's Letter




My dia booda Baraki:

This is Amebo, your sista from Abule Ijesha. I am trusting dat I meet you well. Mitcheli nko and my dotas? I know dat you are all fine.I wish to hatili congratulate you on di okasion of you wining di presidency. We are so happy dat God answered our prayer. We were washing CNN, ehen, everitime dat Woof Bliza will annouce dat you've have won sumtin like dis, me and Mama Onilegogoro, will jus say seven hallelu to thank da Lord! I bring you Calvary greetings from di famili in Nigeria.

We are all fine. Koda, how can we not be fine? Come and see all di big big men, dem, dem dat have been coming to see us. I said, emi ke, Amebo. Ha, booda Baraki, ni she l'ori mi wu (my head is swelling). Money ni o, Goat o, tunkee o, guinea fowl o, dey've been bringing it to greet us about dis presidency matta. In fact, shief Ologbenla came and gave me his rezoomay dat he wants to be on your secretary list. I looked at him and shake my head, a whole shief, shief wants to come and do seke for america? O ga o! Anyway, he gave me $500 dat we should use it to do saara for di neighbors. We gave di contract to Abebi Olobeloloko and di saara was very good. Even Iya Gbekeyide who neva used to greet me because Ibori is her booda too came di oda day. She brought a big ajase pot of ofada rice, eleganza cooler of ofada stew, and one agbari ojukwu full of fried meat to hentatain the guests. Di fried meat still remi unda my bed. Koda, I just use it to drink gaari Ijebu on di varanda dis evening when NEPA went.

So, booda, di mata I want to discuss wit you is a serious mata o. Ehen, eti yin m'elo (listen carefully). It is that our booda, Festus. I learnt dat he has written to you. Booda, festus is not di same Festus you knew o. Festus ti ya garawa o (he has turned to sometin else). Can you believe dat Festus did not even tell us dat he was writing you? It was one anfani adugbo gal dat he has been carrying about dat came to my shopu di oda day dat was telling Augustina, dat apprentice wey dey make eye to Booda Friday. Koda, I just use my ear to hook di gist.

Booda, don't let Festus put sand sand in our gari o. First, don't respond to di leta he sent you o. He has one medicine man in wataside. Dat man has told him to bring anytin wit your writing. It is dat writing dat they will use to make point of contact. Afta they contact you in the spiri like dat, only serious praya can save you o. In fact, fall down and die will not take care of dis one witout fasting. So, don't respond.

You know our people say na bastad pickeen dey spoil family. Dat is di same with Festus. You know Booda Inocent did not accept his mama belle? Who is Festus when Booda Ino was alive? It is afta Booda Ino died dat Festus mama bring am come famili house for Idumagbo. Den, Papa say e resembu Booda Ino so make dem collect am from im mama. Even as small pickin, we don see say Festus is not a family member. But you know once papa talk like dis, dat is it. Afrall, I am a woman, who born me when Booda Eman, Booda Sunday, Booda Ezekel, and Booda Caleb did not talk anytin, is it me?

Booda, dey say Festus want to find wife for you? Booda, dat wan na di beginning of oriburuku (crace) o! All dis girls wit tontinrin sokoto dat Festus is carrying waka dugbo, Booda, you know you carry palm oil now o, make Festus no poor sand for your hand! Booda, it is true, you must born boy pickin. No man wey dey our famili wey no born boy pickin. Abi dat Mitchel don wash your head? Abi she tamba cook soup for you? Booda no vex o, because I know say you go say na love do you. Bet Booda, how you no go born boy pickin? But, no be Festus supoz arrange dat kain tin where me and Sisi Mumee dey.

We don fin' one fine gal for you. She dey very correct, He, he! Booda we sef know wetin man dey fin' for wife. And, as I look am wit my eye, I see say boy child dey her body. E get as woman wey dey get boy for body dey look. When I look dat ya Mitchel, I know say she no get boy for body. What you expect? Person wey no gree born pickin afta you don mari am put for house for eight years! Which kain woman be dat? So, Booda, I know say na because you dey Amerika but now na you be di president so, make we arrange dis gal to come meet you.

Her name be Beatrice. We dey call her Bia. She get school leaving certificate and she fit blow oyinbo well, well. Come from good family. Na her papa be di gateman for dat company wey Koorah just build for Mile 2. Her mama don die and na she be di first girl so her head correct well. She fit cook, she fit clean house. And you go find her intact. No be all dis kain wayo Lagos girls.

Booda, na di tin wey ah say make ah write you be dat o. Booda tink what I say about Festus well, well o. No make dem dey remote ya head from wataside o. I will send dis one leta now because Boy-Boy, my last son don come go type am for cybercafe send to you. You know dis children of nowadays, he just talk say make ah do quick dat he is going. So, I will write more tomorrow.

Booda, greet Mitchell and my dotas o and everyone dat loves di Lord. Make you keep yourself well o. We dey here dey pray for you everyday. No shaking. Don't forget as you get up from ya bed every morning, you must recite Psalm 23. I will write again.

I am yours sincerely,

Your sista, Filomena Long-John nee Obama


Got the first one from my brother, this one from NVS

What i dont get is

why you so-called Atheists and Enlightened people

Keep giving yourselves trauma over our "God"

Just keep quiet and live your life

and stop trying to prove to us that God doesnt Exist

abi? e concern you?

Do you have anything to lose if WE believe

*rolls eye*

and what has this gat to do with our Politics

and didnt someone open a thread on this

kai, pipu

I have no doubt about this

se siente bien estar detrás como Gamine

he estado prohibido mucho y mi hilo de rosca no era incluso polémico

Mane cómo es la vida y su mujer-perseguimiento incesante

lol

Abeg help me tell em o!!

Im so Sick of "Church", i dont even know if i want to be called a Christian anymo.

Things are just WRONG!

Hi my people!

Be blessed, Stay blessed and Bless Others

@Jesoul, Unlearning is much harder than Learning o!

how you dey!

@Vicero, how do we Donate?