4watever:


Jadekitana come and tell me why you left your bf.

This your moniker sef sounds like a compound name.

Sleekyshuga:
NSG cracking my afternoon.. Numbers 13 & 14 are crazzyyyyyy ..

@Skarlett, typical of most of your school girls ..

When Sammies was in vogue, you go buy food finish, yet no seat to sit down chop, all because 'aunties' don occupy person business place, turn am to chatting or prospective boifys waiting room ..

The worst was charging their phones over a bottle of water until Sammies had to disconnect all charging points ..

Sleekyshuga:
NSG cracking my afternoon.. Numbers 13 & 14 are crazzyyyyyy ..

@Skarlett, typical of most of your school girls ..

When Sammies was in vogue, you go buy food finish, yet no seat to sit down chop, all because 'aunties' don occupy person business place, turn am to chatting or prospective boifys waiting room ..

The worst was charging their phones over a bottle of water until Sammies had to disconnect all charging points ..

Sleekyshuga:
NSG cracking my afternoon.. Numbers 13 & 14 are crazzyyyyyy ..

@Skarlett, typical of most of your school girls ..

When Sammies was in vogue, you go buy food finish, yet no seat to sit down chop, all because 'aunties' don occupy person business place, turn am to chatting or prospective boifys waiting room ..

The worst was charging their phones over a bottle of water until Sammies had to disconnect all charging points ..

fF01:

lmao... No b small tin. E remind me of one head of fish wey i order 4 joint 1tym. D head of fish big die e dey ovalap 4 plate. If u serve small pikin dah kine tin, e go just dey point am dey cry!

Abukc:
. I call babe to meet me for Sweet sensation infront of 1004 @ V/I just to flex togeda for dat day,when she go arrive na she with her holding heavy heavy bag,I ask are you travelling?she reply no! Just for take-away sturf.... I lafffffff

Diddyydiva:
Yes

explain

Jadekitana:


Would you sit and allow another woman snatch your bf? Rich or poor?

Rolly83:


Hmmm,you were once a Uniport girl abi?

Uniport girl na title ?

GANJAFARMER:
Uniport and Ph babes no get joy at all.

skarlett:


no be small tin...but y NSG come spoil ladies market like this now wey val dey corner
is norr fairr

We go chop chin-chin na..

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

francababy:


I don't need to follow him. I know he would ignore her. When your partner has earned your trust, you won't be talking Panadol unnecessarily

Kaylexzy:


Aunty Jade, if u want Ur ex, come and collect him

But really, Ur story is hilarious

Sleekyshuga:

Uniport girl na title ? I was once a student of UNIPORT ..


It's everywhere.. I used Uniport cos that's my angle.. It's an event I witnessed/still witnessing..


We go chop chin-chin na..

Jadekitana:

Forget people like u make mouth and do worse! Last time I checked it's emotionally healthy to trust nobody before they rub the worse on your face. You better be smart!

Realhommie:
Based in warri?

omoharry:
You guys should get a life and stop making fun of women here on nairaland..i can imagine if all the women should close thier account so that you guys can talk to yourselves alone..how boring this forum would be..get a life guys and stop mocking us.women this, women that .all the time.abeg make we hear word.

francababy:

Be following up and down you hear. You exude low self esteem.

emmijes3:
yes

Naijasinglegirl:
I see them all the time in high brow restaurants in Lagos. Usually, they announce their presence in a group of four, three or two in some cases.
Guys reading this, you are part of the problem in Nigeria if you notice the first thirteen signs without approaching their table.end time girls, when you refuse to give attention, they shout ouch as if they are from auchi.

Here we go.

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat.
2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB.
3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.
4. And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice.
5. They take a lot of selfies while waiting for their order. A lot of selfies!
6. They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.
7. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.
8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.
9. They are usually with power banks cos they know it’s going to be long wait. And of course, that time can be spent in achieving the next level in Candy Crush.
10. They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.
11. They make quick dashes to the rest room every fifteen minutes to remind candidates seated that they are still waiting.
12. And of course, to retouch their lipstick and rearrange the foam in their bra.
13. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table.
14. When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute in fractions like church offerings.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/spot-girls-looking-boyfriend-lagos-restaurants/

WARRIBLOOD:


Babe I de warri ...you know any arshawol quarter apart from Moscow or enerhe junction you fit recommend for me

Realhommie:
Cool.. I'm here too

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

Naijasinglegirl:
I see them all the time in high brow restaurants in Lagos. Usually, they announce their presence in a group of four, three or two in some cases.
Guys reading this, you are part of the problem in Nigeria if you notice the first thirteen signs without approaching their table.

Here we go.

1. They pick the most visible spot in the restaurant to seat.
2. Then study the menu like they are studying for JAMB.
3. It takes roughly thirty minutes to an hour for them to decide an item on the menu they want.
4. And when they do, it’s usually the cheapest. Malt, coke, cranberry juice or orange juice.
5. They take a lot of selfies while waiting for their order. A lot of selfies!
6. They laugh a lot to nothing in particular…and very loud to attract the attention of prospective boyfriends seated.
7. It is common to find them laughing loud one minute and sober the next minute when they feel a potential lead may never approach their table.
8. Their eye lashes looks like they are ready to fly. Heavy makeup is the costume. Pushup bra and waist trainer is the dress code. Add a strappy sandals & ombre wig to that.
9. They are usually with power banks cos they know it’s going to be long wait. And of course, that time can be spent in achieving the next level in Candy Crush.
10. They keep staring around anytime anyone walks in as though they are human drone cameras.
11. They make quick dashes to the rest room every fifteen minutes to remind candidates seated that they are still waiting.
12. And of course, to retouch their lipstick and rearrange the foam in their bra.
13. Accent fluctuates between American, British, and pidgin depending on who is walking past their table.
14. When it’s time to pay for their drinks using POS after an unsuccessful outing, they pull out up to four ATM cards and contribute in fractions like church offerings.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/spot-girls-looking-boyfriend-lagos-restaurants/

Jadekitana:


Yes i'd follow up and down because it's not your business! How come u the only lady pained with my write up? Abi are u one of those girls or boyfriend snatchers? Secondly people like u who always jump to talk about self esteem are always the ones with the lowest inferiority complex so babe you have nothing to argue here. I followed him to th rest room shouldn't be your headache, whether he's rich or poor is absolutely not your business! What u should do is condemn the act of broke sluts, except you are one.

Sleekyshuga:
NSG cracking my afternoon.. Numbers 13 & 14 are crazzyyyyyy ..

@Skarlett, typical of most of your school girls ..

When Sammies was in vogue, you go buy food finish, yet no seat to sit down chop, all because 'aunties' don occupy person business place, turn am to chatting or prospective boifys waiting room ..

The worst was charging their phones over a bottle of water until Sammies had to disconnect all charging points ..

Jadekitana:


Yes i'd follow up and down because it's not your business! How come u the only lady pained with my write up? Abi are u one of those girls or boyfriend snatchers? Secondly people like u who always jump to talk about self esteem are always the ones with the lowest inferiority complex so babe you have nothing to argue here. I followed him to th rest room shouldn't be your headache, whether he's rich or poor is absolutely not your business! What u should do is condemn the act of broke sluts, except you are one.

DonaldGenes:


Correct babe

emmijes3:
oh really! Where exactly