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. Priam: Women have always loved Paris, and he has loved them back.
But this is different. Something has changed in him.
If we send her home to Menelaus, he will follow her.
Hector: This is my country, and these are my countrymen.
I don't want to see them suffer so my brother can have his prize.
It's not just the Spartans coming after her.
By now Menelaus has gone to Agamemnon, and Agamemnon has wanted to destroy us for years.
Once we're out of the way, he controls the seas.
Priam: Enemies have been attacking us for centuries. Our walls still stand.
Hector: Father, we can't win this war.
Priam: Apollo watches over us. Even Agamemnon is no match for the gods.
Hector: And how many battalions does the sun god command?
Priam: Do not mock the gods.

Priam: When you were very young, you came down with scarlet fever.
Your little hand was so hot.
The healer said you would not last the night.
I went down to Apollo's temple and I prayed until the sun came up.
That walk back to the palace was the longest of my life.
But I went into your mother's room and you were sleeping in her arms. The fever had broken.
I promised that day to dedicate my life to the gods. I will not break my promise.
For 30 years I have worked for peace. 30 years.
Paris is a fool sometimes, I know that.
But I will fight 1000 wars before letting him die.
Hector: Forgive me, Father, but you won't be the one fighting.

Paris: If we're not here, what's the need for war?
Helen: Menelaus won't give up. He'll track us to the end of the world.
Paris: He doesn't know these lands. I do. We can lose ourselves in a day.
Helen: You don't know Menelaus. You don't know his brother.
They'll burn every house in Troy to find us.
They'll never believe we've left.
And even if they do, they'll burn it for spite.
Paris: Then I'll make it easy for him to find me.
I'll walk right up to him and tell him you're mine.
Helen: You're very young, my love.
Paris: We're the same age.
Helen: You're younger than I ever was.

Trojans!
All my life, I've lived by a code.
And the code is simple; honor the gods, love your woman, and defend your country.
Troy is mother to us all.
Fight for her!
~Hector

weyreypey:
In the same vein... I have purposed to forgive diportivo and co...

Bring that ya starlet for an upgrade

weyreypey:
I call upon fuckboys evilspirit and hayjayman... I beseech you to let bygones be bygones. Gazzuzz is not evil... let's come together and reason together... He's been our resident technician in chief dishing out free advice at no cost.... Let's bear in mind that no human being is perfect.

oride:
I dey enjoy the manuscript. However, I think you should stop sir.

elmagnifico411:
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nurey:
GAZZUZZ these is the list required to make a sacrifice on your behalf so your enemies can forget about you.

20 tubers of yam

1 large pot of alligator pepper

A dozen pack of Hennessy

1 brand new Samsung note 9 for calling the gods

1 pure white Rolls-Royce phantom for conveying the sacrifice

1 brand new LG home theater with Dolby surround sound to make the plea to the gods crisp and clear.

3 seater leather cushion for the gods to sit when they descend

A pure gold 24karat bowl to help collect offerings for the gods

A small helicopter doesn't have to be big, those small ones with 2 rotor blades to convey the gods back home.

Thunder will fire those 2 mad men. Weyreypey is a a gentle man, and we know where we meet

hayjayman:
I weak...

. Achilles: I will not fight for him.
Odysseus: I'm not asking you to fight for him. I'm asking you to fight for Greece.
Achilles: Have the Greeks tired of fighting each other?
Odysseus: For now.
Achilles: The Trojans never harmed me.
Odysseus: They insulted Greece.
Achilles: They insulted a man who couldn't hold on to his wife. Is that my business?
Odysseus: Your business is war, my friend.
Achilles: Is it? Am I the LovePeddler of the battlefield?
The man has no honor. I won't be remembered as a tyrant's mercenary.
Odysseus: Let Achilles fight for honor. Let Agamemnon fight for power.
And let the gods decide which man to glorify.
Forget Agamemnon. Fight for me.
My wife will feel much better if she knows you're by my side.
I'll feel much better.

weyreypey:
Grow up Gazzuzz.

. Achilles: I will not fight for him.
Odysseus: I'm not asking you to fight for him. I'm asking you to fight for Greece.
Achilles: Have the Greeks tired of fighting each other?
Odysseus: For now.
Achilles: The Trojans never harmed me.
Odysseus: They insulted Greece.
Achilles: They insulted a man who couldn't hold on to his wife. Is that my business?
Odysseus: Your business is war, my friend.
Achilles: Is it? Am I the LovePeddler of the battlefield?
The man has no honor. I won't be remembered as a tyrant's mercenary.
Odysseus: Let Achilles fight for honor. Let Agamemnon fight for power.
And let the gods decide which man to glorify.
Forget Agamemnon. Fight for me.
My wife will feel much better if she knows you're by my side.
I'll feel much better.

evilspirit:
Spamming

. Menelaus: I want her back.
Agamemnon: Of course you do. She's a beautiful woman.
Menelaus: I want her back so I can kill her with my own 2 hands.
I won't rest till I've burned Troy to the ground.
Agamemnon: I thought you wanted peace with Troy.
Menelaus: I should listened to you.
Agamemnon: Peace is for the women and the weak. Empires are forged by war.
Menelaus: All my life I've stood by your side, fought your enemies.
You're the elder, you reap the glory. This is the way of the world.
But have I ever complained? Have I ever asked you for anything?
Agamemnon: Never. You're a man of honor. Everyone in Greece knows this.
Menelaus: The Trojans spat on my honor. An insult to me is an insult to you.
Agamemnon: And an insult to me is an insult to all Greeks.

Nestor: The Trojans have never been conquered. Some say they can't be conquered.
Agamemnon: Old King Priam thinks he's untouchable behind his high walls.
He thinks the sun god will protect him. But the gods protect only the strong.

Nestor: We need Achilles and his Myrmidons.
Agememnon: Achilles.
He can't be controlled. He's as likely to fight us as the Trojans.
Nestor: We don't need to control him, we need to unleash him.
That man was born to end lives.
Agememnon: Yes, he's a gifted killer, but he threatens everything I've built.
Before me, Greece was nothing. I brought all the Greek kingdoms together.
I created a nation out of fir worshipers and snake eaters!
I build the future, Nestor. Me!
Achilles is the past.
A man who fights for no flag. A man loyal to no country.
Nestor: How many battles have we won off the edge of his sword?
This will be the greatest war the world has ever seen.
We need the greatest warrior.
Agamemnon: There's only one man he'll listen to.

weyreypey:
No war. I only speak the bitter truth. Very soon you'll realise that I am on of the few well wishers you truly have

. Hector: Who sang lullabies to you tonight?
Paris: Tonight? Tonight was the fisherman's wife. A lovely creature.
Hector: I hope you didn't let the fisherman catch you.
Paris: He was more concerned with the fish.
Hector: You do understand why we're in Sparta.
Paris: For peace.
Hector: And you understand that Menelaus, the King of Sparta, is a very powerful man.
And that his brother, Agamemnon, the King of Mycenae, commands all the Greek forces.
Paris: What does this have to do with the fisherman's wife?
Hector: Paris, you're my brother and I love you.
But if you do anything to endanger Troy, I will rip your pretty face from your pretty skull.

[on the ship]
Paris: Do you love me, brother? Would you protect me against any enemy?
Hector: The last time you spoke to me like this, you were 10 years old
and you'd just stolen Father's horse.
What have you done now?

Hector: Do you know what you've done?
Do you know how many years our father worked for peace?
Paris: I love her.
Hector: Urghh... It's all a game to you, isn't it?
You roam from town to town, bedding merchants' wives and temple mates,
and you think you know something about love?
What about your father's love?
You spat on him when you brought her on this ship!
What about the love for your country? You'd let Troy burn for this woman?
I won't let you start a war for her.
Paris: May I speak?
What you're saying is true. I've wronged you, I've wronged our father.
If you want to take Helen back to Sparta, so be it. But I go with her.
Hector: To Sparta? They'll kill you!
Paris: Then I'll die fighting.
Hector: Oh, and that sounds heroic to you, doesn't it? To die fighting.
Tell me, little brother, have you ever killed a man?
Paris: No.
Hector: Ever seen a man die in combat?
Paris: No.
Hector: I've killed men, and I've heard them dying, and I've watched them dying,
and there's nothing glorious about it. Nothing poetic.
You say you want to die for love,
but you know nothing about dying and you know nothing about love!
Paris: All the same. I go with her. I won't ask you to fight my war.
Hector: You already have!

May the gods keep the wolves in the hills and the women in our beds.
~Menelaus

Menelaus, point at a woman: See that one over there? I picked her special for you.
She's a little lioness.
Hector: Thank you. My wife waits for me in Troy.
Menelaus: My wife waits for me right there.
Wives are for breeding, you understand, for making little princes.
Come enjoy yourself tonight.

Helen: You shouldn't be here.
Paris: That's what you've said last night.
Helen: Last night was a mistake.
Paris: And the night before?
Helen: I've made many mistakes this week.

Helen: Menelaus would kill us both.
Paris: Don't be afraid of him.
Helen: I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of tomorrow.
I'm afraid of watching you sail away and knowing you'll never come back.
Before you came to Sparta, I was a ghost.
I walked, and I ate, and I swam in the sea, but I was just a ghost.
Paris: You don't have to fear tomorrow.
Come with me.
Helen: Don't play with me. Don't play.
Paris: If you come, we'll never be safe.
Men will hunt us, the gods will curse us. But I'll love you.
Till the day they burn my body, I will love you.

.Messenger Boy: Are the stories about you true?
They say your mother is an immortal goddess. They say you can't be killed.
Achilles: I wouldn't be bothering with the shield then, would I?
Messenger Boy: The Thessalonian you're fighting, he's the biggest man I've ever seen.
I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: That's why no one will remember your name.

Agamemnon: Perhaps we should have our war tomorrow, when you're better rested.
I should have you whipped for your impudence!
Achilles: Perhaps you should fight him.
[walk back from the fight zone]
Nestor: Achilles, look at the men's faces. You can save hundreds of them.
You can end this war with a swing of your sword.
Think how many songs they'll sing in your honor.
Let them go home to their wives.
Achilles, to Agamemnon: Imagine a king who fights his own battles.
Wouldn't that be a sight.
[walks to fight zone]
Agamemnon: Of all the warlords loved by the gods, I hate him the most.
Nestor: We need him, my king.
Agamemnon: For now.

[after defeating Boagrius]
Is there no one else? ... Is there no one else?
~Achilles

Triopas: Who are you, soldier?
Achilles: Achilles, son of Peleus.
Triopas: Achilles? I'll remember the name.
The ruler of Thessaly carries this scepter. Give it to your king.
Achilles: He's not my king.

. Agamemnon: I thought you wanted peace with Troy.
Menelaus: I should listened to you.
Agamemnon: Peace is for the women and the weak. Empires are forged by war.
Menelaus: All my life I've stood by your side, fought your enemies.
You're the elder, you reap the glory. This is the way of the world.
But have I ever complained? Have I ever asked you for anything?
Agamemnon: Never. You're a man of honor. Everyone in Greece knows this.
Menelaus: The Trojans spat on my honor. An insult to me is an insult to you.
Agamemnon: And an insult to me is an insult to all Greeks.

Bizzyliss:
this samuel of a person is not serious at all

weyreypey:
......

I respect a man with balls. Not these children afraid of bans.

I go to war with you any day brother

roaches and gala sellers all over the place. This is what public holiday causes. Oblo!
bring sniper these ones have extra life

REDDEVILS1:
thanks boss. Will go check for leaks. I hope its leaks though. Catalyst Converter will be expensive to fix. Will there be effect on MPG or movement of the car if its a faulty Catalyst converter?

Otenzy:
I was looking around online, on one forum, someone said he had the same issue. He was advised to change the pulleys and the problem was rectified. What do you think?

Otenzy:
Okay I will have it looked at. Is there any point mentioning to you that its a manual transmission?

REDDEVILS1:
Good morning GAZZUZZ. Was driving yesterday, the check engine light came on so i had it scanned this morning. The result is P0420. Please whats the cause and solution

djaxz4sure:
It was converted from hybrid years ago and has been working perfectly well before this issue came up

djaxz4sure:
Oga gazzuzz, please help. My 2007 Camry doesn’t start after driving it for some time. I have changed the battery and alternator and the issue remains the same. I recently scanned it and have attached the report. The car was working well before but recently developed this fault. It starts well when I want to go out and after allowing it warm/after driving it for some time, if I put off the engine and try to start it again, it doesn’t start. It is after I allow it cool for some minutes that it then starts, please help.

Otenzy:
100km/h boss

lofty900:
Gurus in the house, how long does it take to charge a dead car battery from zero to full. How long is it going to last before it goes dead? Thanks in advance

Gazzuzz, autoreportng, carguideng , ur expertise is highly needed.