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Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:24am On Jul 04, 2018
nnamdibig:
Mr Gazzuzz, Pls between 2003 Honda civic(5door hatchback) and Mitsubishi space wagon 2001-2003, which will you advice sir? Either tokumbo or Naija usedhuh
civic
Family › Re: I Have Lost Interest In Having Sex & It's Affecting My Wife by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:54pm On Jul 03, 2018
guru03:
Am happily married with a kid, but of recent I have lost interest in having sex and I know its affecting my wife, and have not cheated on my wife, please I need advice from married couples, no insults please, sincere opinion.
as you bring the mata come here, let me ask my own do you think you are coming out of the closet?
Pets › Re: Help! Ruggedman Is Dying!! :-( by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:37pm On Jul 03, 2018
nwanneni:
I called you on phone,You ignored me and my engine knocked.happy now?mb heating issue.gonna cost me a whooping 400k all because of your mightier than thou attitude. angrycocky nigga!
calm down. What engine is it? Have a lot of engines I could give out at no cost.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:16am On Jul 03, 2018
DAVE5:
I dey Lagos kampke... wia person wan c beta mec... all of them just wan collect widout actually fixing the problem

But me go continue 2 keep my baby going...any strange sign or noise I see/hear I fix immediately...

U love the car? As for me I over love the babe...cute as a Lexus...ohh she's a Lexus sef... lol



Gat anybody that cos give it a perfect or near perfect state for me?


Gazzuzz sef comot hand for my case... e pain me ohh... but no worry, I no vex
me I kant kome an kee my sef. See 2examples.

Any part required wait 3weeks for shipping.

Car Talk › Re: How To Unlock Your Car With A Tennis Ball by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:34am On Jul 03, 2018
off to buy tennis ball this morning. angry
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:26am On Jul 03, 2018
hardbody:
GAZZUZZ, we have an unfinished business and i dey shame to come see you, abeg can i come? Or call first.... kiss
Call brother.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:03am On Jul 03, 2018
foolbuster:
Hello Gazzuzz. I off my hat for your auto expertise. An important question please. Between these 3 cars a v6, v8 sedan(both 07audi A6) and lexus GX470 which would you go for given the following in order of most to least priority.
1) engine reliability
2) physical maintenance cost based on Nigerian roads
3) cost of parts
4) performance.
GX470 any day
Car Talk › Re: Please Help With My 2010 Corolla P0500 Issue by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:18pm On Jul 02, 2018
a simple test drive could have ruled out transmission. A slipping gear is not hard to notice.

I recently replace a transmission for same type of vehicle, same code but gear slipped when driving.

Congrats O.P.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:33pm On Jul 02, 2018
shollywendy1:
Congrats bro. I guess u are busy but let me repeat my question again then u can respond when u are less busy..apart from fuel consumption, is there any advantage corolla has over camry ( particularly muscle) mechanically and electrically?.thanks
weight to power ratio. Can not give a definite answer.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:10pm On Jul 02, 2018
EddyNumerouno:
Interesting
Thank you sir,
Is there any sure method of checking I’m getting a 2AZ?
The Asian engined do not have VIN TAGS wink
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:41am On Jul 02, 2018
eXcluXive:
Good Morning
i want to ask if i can manage renault scenic 2005 (manual transmission) here in Nigeria?
your thought will be highly appreciated.
Yes you can.
Be very careful with its security system. It is very sensitive.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:25am On Jul 02, 2018
The vehicles have landed, fresh oil from the USA has landed.

Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:06am On Jul 02, 2018
NobleEngineer:
Goodmornin Gazzuzz I have these codes on my corolla 420(catalyst) & 446 (evaporation somtin somtin).

I dey always clear these 2 codes pending the time I go get money to replace the parts and after clearing the codes my car runs fine. (meaning the fault still dey but the codes have been cleared).

Each time I clear the codes, CEL dey always come back after 90 to 100miles. now to my question : when I drive with the CEL on, I dey always experience slight increase in fuel consumption, pls is it posibu the coming back of CEL is the one commanding my moto 2b consuming fuelhuh many times I dey drive without CEL and fuel economy is fine but once the yellow guy shows, fuel chopping go begin happen unless I clear am comot or is there somtin else you think is happening from your professional anglehuh thanks as always
Replace defective parts and solve the problem.
Car Talk › Re: Please Help With My 2010 Corolla P0500 Issue by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:15am On Jul 02, 2018
HenriXI:
Hi Guys,

Please i need help with my 2010 corolla S P0500 (Vehicle Speed sensor) issue.

Since i got the vehicle August last year, everything has been functioning well except for the ABS, VSC OFF (blinking) & skid control lights on the dashboard. My mechanic diagnosed the vehicle and told me the ABS Pump Assembly was bad and needed replacement... (the code was C1246 - Malfunction in master cylinder pressure sensor). All these didn't affect the vehicle performance except that it would skid when i push hard on the brakes.

Recently I've replaced the ABS Pump Assembly but i now have a P0500 code and my car only shifts between gear 1 and 3. I sometimes have very low RPM when I'm idling too.

Please i need some advice on what to do cuz I've tried the following...
1) I've put back my previous ABS Pump Assembly and it's still the same (now with the abs lights on and check light on too - P0500 & C1246 codes). N/B the new ABS Pump Assembly has the same numbers on them (44540-02110 89541-12450. 133800-4290 QK.)

2) I've replaced the gearbox speed sensor (shown in the picture attached). And it still didn't solve the problem.

3). I've had an auto electrician trace the wires from the gearbox sensor all the way to where it enters the brainbox and he has confirmed there's continuity.

4) All the wheel speed sensors are okay and they are reading correctly (As shown on Live data on a diagnosis machine - Picture attached).

5) I've replaced my vehicle ECU (as directed by my mechanic - he suggested they might have interchanged polarities when they tried jumpstarting the vehicle after i parked it for a long time) and it still didn't solve the problem.

Please i need your inputs cuz I've spent money trying lots of ideas and the latest of them all is that my mechanic asked me to get a new gearbox.

My RPM get's high up to 3600 @ 100km/hr and even up to 4500 @ 120km/hr... Very abnormal

Please if you've experienced this kinda problem, share how you got out of it.

N/B: My odometer wasn't engineered, there's actually 103k now - display ink issue i guess.

Thanks in advance.
replace abs pump (again) replace transmission (it is slipping) thank me later.
Travel › Re: Lagos Announces Preliminary Findings Into Accident, Restricts Tanker Movements by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:12pm On Jul 01, 2018
The only state that is working in nigeria.

Quite impressive, they were able to run the vin and pull it's history.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:59pm On Jul 01, 2018
emmancecute:
Good morning, I need a loan to the tune of one million naira to invest in e-hailing platforms in Lagos, Nigeria. I have 10% of the said amount as a commitment fee and I intend to pay back in installment over a period of 10-12months with ROI of 50%. I am a public servant with the federal government, so the proceeds from the investment for the repayment period won't be my source of livelihood. I will be running the business myself as my current posting gives me time to do other things. I am also open to a realistic higher purchase agreement if the terms and condition favours both parties. Pls fellow nairalanders help a brother. 08139665811, emmancecute@yahoo.com
you didn't add the HP option as agreed.

Modified: seen it.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:46pm On Jul 01, 2018
nitigriti:
We full ground, dem no dey chop us
you don old for work nah cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:41pm On Jul 01, 2018
chucsmoore:
u for snap am send so dat we can take note d exact location
some things are not just possible sir.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:40pm On Jul 01, 2018
iyaegin:
@gazzuzz, fellow Drivers please why it is a practice to turn off A/c while driving inside a pool of water..i usually do so but today i still entered a few puddles here n dere..suddenly this evening while i found myself right in the heart of a 1.8-2.1× surge area i syddenly realised mmy car A/c had leaked...this has never happened before..i could only allude it to some of the water i had entered today but any ideas pls..just made me close shop so early after being on a high all day.
Let's start by understanding the dynamics of a cars cooling sytem.

the fans are supposed to operate when the coolant temp exceeds 98-100deg celcius.

That brings down the temperature of the car to about 89deg and then the fans go off.

The same cycle continues there after.

Now when the A/C is turned on the radiator fans come on and stay on until cabin temp drops to lower than set temp. Then the Fan and the compressor shut off for a while then come back on again. On a hot day of if system is defective this takes a long time to happen, and the a/c might stay on longer.

Now on wet days the rest interval for the fans is much longer and stays of for a longer period of time.

In floods the reason you are told to turn off you a/c is because the fans where designed to blow air in the direction of the engine, and not water, it over works the fan and splashes water over the engine which can cause damage if certain parts are not covered.

Now to your a/c that stopped working inside the pool of water It might be rapid cooling that caused a crack in a previously welded point. A/c should work better on a wet day.





Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:19pm On Jul 01, 2018
iyaegin:
Bros wetin happun na..thought you joined less than a month ago and you are putting up the car for sale already.hope nothing serious.kindly share if you can..
sensitive car, requires more attention to maintenance.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:18pm On Jul 01, 2018
lymelyte:
Lastma chop my 7k yesterday..I just because I blocked cars going to right in the traffic sign, 4 of them jumped out from nowhere. They took my car to thier park and ask me to pay 50k. After much talk, them agree 7k..
driving in lagos, you learn every day.

Next time keep calm and say this magic words in a calm manner backwards sproc ed tirpse.

Warning, beard gang don't try it cheesy

Corrola gang (unna don cast) don't try it.
Nairaland General › Re: A Priest Came Out From The Ghastly Car Accident Without Any Injury. Photos by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:08pm On Jul 01, 2018
the after effects of sever rust and a mix of craters.

Vehicle got torn in half.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:02pm On Jul 01, 2018
slamstanlee:
A damaging slap precisely. Part of me was prepared
you are lucky he won the race cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:46pm On Jul 01, 2018
jpworld:
Lol.

Anyone speak to correct gazzuzz, act like sissy or not matured enough.

Anyone have a different opinion is called a troll, or probably have issue with the Almighty gazzuzz.

I repeat I don't know gazzuzz and I don't need his services.

So no issue here.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:46pm On Jul 01, 2018
slamstanlee:
me i smashed one toyota venza for side( owner an army officer on mufti) en route magodo with rider. We were racing together and he attempted a u turn suddenly... No pointer indicator. Gboaaahhhhh! is what he heard, i hit the brake but was too late plus the road was wet and slippery.(accepted another waiting request, taxify)

Got down... Oga i need to go drop my passenger, wait i will be back to settle this.
No... I will seize ur car and ur passenger. shocked

Oga u didn't traffigate o...
No... I did but not early
Ok... I didn't see it and i didn't know u would turn. I am sorry for hitting you.
Oga: so what do we do?
(now we are getting drenched in the rain already)
Oga what do u want me to do?
Oga: this thing would chop minimum of 100k shocked( maybe true cos one of his chrome was damaged)
Oga i dont have money, but i have 5k cash in the car(rider still waiting o)

Oga look me bad eye for like 2mins. I still apologize again. He entered his car and zoomed off

Drop rider, picked the next one. But front passengers door wouldn't open, as my fender and bunper injured and bent in.

Estimated repair cost 7k cry

Was on 16k around 1pm before the incident as i started early.

I done close dey chill for vip bar for next match. Today was mixed.
your day was good o! You dodged a bullet grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:19pm On Jul 01, 2018
jpworld:
Those paid reviews won't bring us to your workshop.

I checked some of those monikers complimenting you,they are link to your workshop

Just humble yourself when calls are coming in.

You never know who will turn ur customer after inquiry.

I remember before any question thrown at you, you use to answer it with 10k diagnosis, now you don't do that.

You should know you are not too big to be corrected, and rallying your sockpuppets to quickly come and do a positive review won't take you anywhere.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:07pm On Jul 01, 2018
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:36pm On Jul 01, 2018
circle of life brothers.....
Autos › Re: 000000000000 by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:28pm On Jul 01, 2018
gazmann:
Are you looking for venza Vin to Forge customs duty and clear your car oga Uche
quite the contrary, I have a client trying to narrow down a venza deal and what separates this sale from being concluded is a vin report.


At the highlighted you are in violation of rule 10, and I have activated rule 13.
Autos › Re: Nissan Maxima 2002 Automatic 470k by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:14pm On Jul 01, 2018
diportivo:
but,u and him are one and the same undecided
is that how you used to do? wink
Family › Re: She Went On A Journey, Now She's Back, I Can't Satisfy Her Sexually Again. by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:12pm On Jul 01, 2018
Nothing is wrong with you, you just too excited, it's like ur wife is this hot new chick you have been waiting to have sex with. The excitement will soon die down.

In the meantime keep the blood pumping, keep fit, and stay away from excessive sugar.

You will be fine (if you were fine before now.)
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:04pm On Jul 01, 2018
jpworld:
There is no such thing as freebie from gazuzz, no one ever drove into his workshop and service or repair car for free.

His phone number online is for marketing purpose and sometimes when you post ur number online, you get unwanted calls.

Those that called him for consultation might end up been a customer.

His frustration is simple, 90% of his callers are not turning to real customers.

He should stop his arrogance and humble himself.

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