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Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:13am On Feb 16, 2018
hollyayo:
Cost of scanning?
depends on where you go.

Starts from as low as free- as high as 10k
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:07am On Feb 16, 2018
hollyayo:
Yes it's showing abs and malfunction indicator lamp symbols on the dashboard, what's the cost?
cost of what?

Have you done this?

GAZZUZZ:
[color=#000099]scan abs unit
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:07pm On Feb 15, 2018
KceeK:
Experienced Uber\Taxify Driver required for Toyota Camry 2.2 at 40K weekly and a security deposit of 40K. Kindly whatsapp 07067974536
you are setting job for your fellow man.....

making life hard for your fellow man....

Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:30pm On Feb 15, 2018
hollyayo:
2008
scan abs unit
Car Talk › Re: Here Are 8 Common Car Facts That Are Actually Completely Untrue by GAZZUZZ(m): 5:03pm On Feb 15, 2018
9. having sex in a car will damage the engine.

untrue, Mubby's car is still doing well 5years on. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:16pm On Feb 15, 2018
Last nite I had real time experience of what drivers go thru on the road.

I closed @ 6pm, was about leaving the workshop when I decided to turn on my uber app. I saw surge right where my workshop is located. I received first trip almost immediately but it canceled after a few mins. I then decided to drive a bit while waiting for next request. Got one on oba-akran (by then Dynamic pricing had left the building)drove to mangoro area picked a rider to lekki phase 1 (home of surge) trip was fantastic cause we had to look for ways around traffic (much longer routes)before 11pm I had completed 6trips @ over 10k. It was time to go home. Set destination back to mainland and it popped the Mumu network stability error try again another time. So I decided I will leave it on and cancel any trip not going my way. I was deep inside ajah heading home when I heard an uncomfortable sound from the serpentine belt area.....

I ignored it... by the time I got close to lekki phase 1 round about I had the battery light on with the engine running, stiff power steering and rapidly climbing coolant temperature values.

I am driving my Avensis 1998 2002 and it uses a 3piece belt. I turned off all major electrical gadgets except the engine (head lights, DVD systems, airconditioning) I used the hazard lights instead.

I stopped accessed the damage and realised all 3 belts had been ripped of by the larger belt.

Got back into the car and drove to a well lit area where I could see a few cars parked.

Immediately I parked the HNIC came out of the dark, I addressed my self as Captain gazzuzz of kano pillars international HNIC became calm, I told him my war was going to sleep in his care and I would pick it up in the morning, he had no problem with that.

I called one of my colleagues on the phone, and in a matter of minutes, a 407 with a horse whip on the dashboard appears, I bullied the driver to the passenger side and drove to workshop.

Got to workshop picked up another vehicle and headed home.

got to gate and seems the security guy was in a valentine spirit. Did everything possible to wake him up, my guy no appear.

So I turned on my app and headed to magodo as instructed by my Oga in the business. True to his words lagos started moving again, this time back to lekki.....

2 more trips, then I headed back to area where my faulty vehicle was parked.

I didn't allow HNIC see me, I located another area where I saw over 20 toyota corrola cars with drivers inside all sleeping cheesy

Any way I said to my self, this area must be safe.

turned off app set chair low and got some shut eye.


I knew my serpentine belt was a bit frayed, but I had been procrastinating for almost a year now on replacing it, finally my village people Got me on 14 Feb.


Moral of the story

Keep vehicles as sound as possible. Replace all faulty parts as soon as you notice to avoid disappointments like this.

And if you can, keep a spare in the boot.

Car Talk › Re: Please! Is My Car Repairable??? (photos) by GAZZUZZ(m):
hakimi1974:
my thought exactly. even me wey no go sukool my car and madam own carry comprehensive insurance, even my honda cbr power okada is not left out.
I am interested in this, axamansard refused to insure my okada comprehensively.

but they agreed to insure the life of the dispatch rider. grin
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:52am On Feb 15, 2018
kaeycea:
Hello Gazzuzz, Nice job.
.Sir Can I use same oil for camry 2006 model
yes you can
Romance › Re: Help! My Girlfriend Is Acting Like A Runs Girl. by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:57am On Feb 15, 2018
delugajackson:
Good day, Romancelanders. I met this girl last November and things were going on well between us. But lately I've been thrown into a state of confusion as to what I got myself into. She receives calls from strange numbers and a few times, I've noticed a certain patten in her conversation, like "Hello - Yes, I'm fine - Okay, let me see if I'll have chance". and this goes for every other strange call she receives. Also recently, I found out she's been sleeping out late. Few days back, I slept out just to see when she will come back, and to my greatest surprise, up till about 2.00am, she didn't return. We quarelled for about 2days and she was crying and begging me to forgive her, that she went to see her friend, a female, though I know its all lies. To make matters worse, she has a particular friend that is a runs girl! Sometimes when they're discussing, they will talk all manner of nonsense, she will be mimicking how her friend moans during sex, and they will laugh about it. I felt embarassed and walked out of both of them.

I really don't know what to do right now. She cried and apologized for sleeping out, I could tell that she was truly sorry. I love her, but I hate what she does, and anytime I think of breaking up, we still find a way to get back together. What should I do?
Ur Mumu strong.....
Car Talk › Re: Please! Is My Car Repairable??? (photos) by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:06pm On Feb 14, 2018
okokobioko7210:
Still working on it. Meet with the company representative yesterday and have submitted a memo about the accident to him. I am hoping that the company would respond positively. cry

I also met the driver of the truck and this was his 1st time on that road so he didn't know he had to slow down early enough before the brake failed him. Funny enough he was walking freely in new clothes without handcuffs outside the police station ... undecided
okokobioko! No be jam e jam your motor? E run? You wound?
Any body die? Na wa o!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:59pm On Feb 14, 2018
Carshopper:
Na u know who burst who ooo grin
beware of 14years.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:47pm On Feb 14, 2018
I wan close go house I see this grin what did I do?

Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:39pm On Feb 14, 2018
jedisco:
Oga gazzuzz pls I need ur help

I have a problem with my Accord 2003 4cy. The full beam lights suddenly refused to go off. The electrician said it's the relay advised I change the whole engine fuse box after her tried to fix it but failed. Recently, my central lock stopped responding. I have to open and lock the doors manually. I'm thinking the problem is also from the fuse box.
Is it possible to repair it or do I need to change the whole engine fusebox?
Also, is it something I should do immediately or can I wait a little longer as I'm quite strapped for cash now
past VIN
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:57pm On Feb 14, 2018
slamstanlee:
non look sexy... Some riders are choosy
the riders fee will not change if they like the car or not. I will still get paid @ the end of the week, driver is happy with extreme fuel economy and efficiency.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:22pm On Feb 14, 2018
maximum engine size on my small fleet is 1.4liter.

drivers are happy.

fuel economy is great.

smaller engines make more sense.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:22am On Feb 14, 2018
Olesekeniwoye:
Fuel queues are back.
Brace up grin
1.4liter 1unit, 1.3liter 2units.

My bois are safe. Plus 2drums of fuel in the backyard.
Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:12am On Feb 14, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Just trying to learn from the master.

Why would you agree to nothing less than a full rebuild to protect your name? Is that how una dey do am for home?

Did you weigh/balance the c-rod to the wiggly one? Or no need for this specific job?

Not a critique, just trying to learn .
Uncle you can lie o!

主 i have been waiting for you @ the airport.
Car Talk › Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:11am On Feb 14, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Just trying to learn from the master.

Why would you agree to nothing less than a full rebuild to protect your name? Is that how una dey do am for home?

Did you weigh/balance the c-rod to the wiggly one? Or no need for this specific job?

Not a critique, just trying to learn.
I did not expect the excessive buildup of sludge when I opened it up. @ that time I told owner to get a new engine.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:21am On Feb 14, 2018
hollyayo:
Boss...pls what could cause my speedometer to stop working? Toyota yaris
what year?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:09am On Feb 14, 2018
kelz2205:
Evening guys, pls between peugeot 406 and 307, which has better rider satisfaction? Location is abuja.. Can both cars be used for taxify? Thanks
From a practical standpoint, without any sentiments to good looks, NONE. Peugeot is a delicate car, and is not suitable for uber business.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:06am On Feb 14, 2018
fuckerstard:
Please guys I need help on this matter

I've been driving a camry 07 for more than a year now, and the radiator water never go down till now. I just want to know if it's normal and I need not to worry. The water na like red.

Thanks

@GAZZUZZ
very normal
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:27pm On Feb 13, 2018
ifyeez:
Spent the whole of yesterday fixing Ac, It was fixed for 25k, the dude did not buy a new compressor, buh he promised that if the ac goes bad less than 6 months he will use his money to fix it, that’s the deal.
Also he configured a thermometer , even tho I told him before my ac went bad that the internal thermometer was working properly, he argued and said it’s not working.
sad.
Autos › Re: Toks Lagos Cleared 2009 Toyota Corolla (Repaired) - N2.9m by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:02pm On Feb 13, 2018
thebigkendo:
True!!!! I have bn trying to get a toks 07 accord for a colleague.. I have seen things... Naija dealers have no conscience & fear of God, today alone I checked 4 cars, 2 flooded, 1 mildly accidented but no custom document (and car came through port, I wonder how they do it), then an 07 Acura TL with 370k miles mainwhile odometer reads less than 140k
call me I might have a deal.
Autos › Re: Toks Lagos Cleared 2009 Toyota Corolla (Repaired) - N2.9m by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:38pm On Feb 13, 2018
thebigkendo:
I second the motion.. War against accidented cars on nairaland
Nothing wrong in buying an Accidented car, but when you are told it is accident free with virgin mileage......
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:36pm On Feb 13, 2018
ifyeez:
You never carry witch before be that, I remember carrying a man from the airport last week, he said he was at arrival, so I went to MMA1 on getting there he called and said he was at MMA2, because of the traffic there I took about 7min to turn back and returned to him, when I picked the guy he said he would ve canceled just that he saw I was Igbo so he kept quiet and not cancel, ok I apologized and he accepted, we even spoke till he got to his destination. Do you know this man gave me a poor rating after everything. What am trying to say here is that some people will smile with you, and still report you, Nigerians can be damn wicked.
depends on what you talked about? You might have been on the wrong foot ball team or wrong political party. Are u Pro IPOB? grin
Autos › Re: Toks Lagos Cleared 2009 Toyota Corolla (Repaired) - N2.9m by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:46am On Feb 13, 2018
Seun please make ipfreely a moderator in autos
Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op):
new tyres in stock.

205.65.16 4units Good year 2016

215.65.16 2units Yokohama 2016

215.60.16 4units Salin atrezzo 2016

215.60.16 1unit General RTX 2016

185.60.14 2units yokohama 2017

205.65.15 2units Falken 2015

195.60.15 2units yokohama 2014

225.50.17 2units continental 2015

245.55.19 2units bridgestone 2014

215.45.17 2units continental 2016.


.Updated. 235.55.18 2units 2014 hankook tyres
Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 11:07am On Feb 13, 2018
shikfu:
Kindly confirm availability and price of 195/60,R15.Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Thank you.
Now available, yokohama Tyres.
2014.

Autos › Re: Is Your Car Battered And Disfigured Like This? Gof Autos Ltd Can Refurbish It by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:02am On Feb 13, 2018
tectonotimes:
Yes, come to us at GOF Autos Limited
are you blind? grin
Autos › Re: Is Your Car Battered And Disfigured Like This? Gof Autos Ltd Can Refurbish It by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:01am On Feb 13, 2018

My guy DE try fly under the radar.



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Autos › Re: Toks Very Clean Lexus GX470 2004 Gold 4,5m Negotiable by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:59am On Feb 13, 2018
diportivo:
if I hear say BJ talk anything to defend himself for this thread grin


dude is a clown grin
some powerful revelations this season grin
Autos › Re: The Truth About Tokunbo Cars by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:50am On Feb 13, 2018
Megatone:
I get your point clearly. The difference is gazuuz has all d details of d vehicle. He might have been the direct importer and so have the full information. In my case i have clients who seek assistance to help sell their vehicles. Alot of car dealers in this forum can relate with it. For instance your neighbour imports a car and the car is clean and you ask questions and he says its accident free, would you start arguing with the person?. Most of these cars are packaged abroad before shipping.

You are making it sound like it was intentional. I was surprised when i saw ur post honestly
I did not import this vehicle, I insisted owner gave me all info before vehicle landed nigeria before I post on Nairaland as I have a name to protect.

You fail multiple times to understand that you the seller is responsible for every sale you post and not the third party.

most cardealer on this forum, post sales without even seeing the vehicle

Countless times I am paid for a vehicle inspection,
and when I get there and I see so much crap, I call poster and ask if he knew about it, that's when you realise he just collected photos and pasted on NL.


if you expect to make a profit from sale, the least you can do is due diligence.


and as a car dealers it is expected you should know when a car is clean titled or not, IT IS PART OF THE JOB DESCRIPTION.

finally instead of fighting a mob, take corrections, SIT DOWN AND BE HUMBLE.

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