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Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:52am On Feb 21, 2018
krisrock:
Boss Gazzuzz if I may. The job of the thermostat is to block the flow of coolant to the radiator until the engine has warmed up. When the engine is cold, no coolant flows through the engine and the thermostat remains closed and also your fans stay off. Once the engine reaches its operating temperature (about 93-95 degrees C), the thermostat opens to allow the coolant flow through the engine and your fan should also comes on, both working together to cool the engine and make sure it remains within the operating temperature range stated above. Also not that the fan is supposed to just come on, cool the engine and go off when everything is working well(except if AC is on in which case the fans stays on). However, if the thermostat have been removed there is no blockage and the coolant starts flowing immediately you start the car with your fan also coming on. The absence of the thermostat and the fans staying always on will not allow the car get to the optimum working temperature and this will then inform the ecu to keep pumping fuel into the system to help get the car to the optimum temperature which will never happen. Hope this helps.
2018 manage this pls

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Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:49am On Feb 21, 2018
abitafah:
Sir, I have two problems with my car. Whenever I park it for like 2 hrs, the engine starts but goes off immediately. But at the second attempt, it starts and continues to work well. I cleaned the injector some weeks back. Some times, d engine shakes like its got a misfiring plug.
Secondly, I filled up my fuel tank some time ago and started filling up, the fuel started pouring from under the car until it got to a certain level, then it stopped.since then, fuel smells in my car whenever I buy fuel in d tank, even though it's not full tank.
what car?
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 6:57pm On Feb 20, 2018
airfresher:
STILL ON THIS MATTER,

Please sir i have changed the gasket, changed coil, changed Radiator and also changed the fuel pump,one by one,looking for solution, Before i changed all that my van does not waste much time to start when ever it stall, but now it will stays like 15 to 20 minutes before it will start. Before and after all the things i changed, it does not short water nor Jake before stalling,no check engine.I discover that the engine sound is higher than the engine speed,if i start the engine, it will rise above 3 then later come down to 1.The frustrating one is that it stalls now when the temperature is not high up to 70 degrees,Please help! help!!
this is a peugeot system and will require extensive hands on diagnosis. Remote diagnosis only applicable if you have the required equipment for troubleshooting. E.g PP2000 Scanner, fuel pressure tester, skills to trouble shoot.
Travel › Re: Pushing An Airliner By Hand by GAZZUZZ(m): 2:43pm On Feb 20, 2018
Ishilove:
Lmao
why are u lahvin? undecided
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:29pm On Feb 20, 2018
wree91:
Hi
I need to replace the engine of my 2009 Honda pilot four wheel drive along with the transmission. Can you help me with an idea of price and the best place to get one that hasn't been tampered with
The car is not in lagos I would have brought it in for your expert advice

Thanks
contact me let me supply part required.

08033910382

I will require your VIn and engine number.
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:24pm On Feb 20, 2018
wree91:
Hi
I need to replace the engine of my 2009 Honda pilot four wheel drive along with the transmission. Can you help me with an idea of price and the best place to get one that hasn't been tampered with
The car is not in lagos I would have brought it in for your expert advice

Thanks
contact me let me supply part required.

08033910382
Car Talk › Support For Other Brands Of Vehicles In Lagos by GAZZUZZ(op):
An ex-trainee of mine is willing to take up cars whose brands I am not presently supporting. If you have car issues and you fall in the above category, you can give him a call.

Nairaland Monicker: Oluwaseunla.

Phone number: 08032370718

You can post your queries on this thread too.
Autos › Support For Other Brands Of Vehicles In Lagos by GAZZUZZ(op):
For a while, a lot of people using vehicles whose brands I don't presently support, have been asking about the possibility of having a support for their own vehicles too.

While we have not yet extended support to those brands, an ex-trainee of mine is willing to take up such cars. You can give him a call if you fall into the above category and you have car issues.

Nairaland monicker: Oluwaseunla.

Phone number: 08032370718
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 9:15am On Feb 20, 2018
Haderbayor123:
Have been in VI since 6am and no request, may be am at the right place at the wrong time, where can I move to pls?
Go offline, and online again.
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 8:37pm On Feb 19, 2018
kowalsky:
Hello Gazzuzz. Just got a toks 06 accord.

Planning to do a complete transmission fluid and engine oil overhaul.

Was wondering if this is safe and if there are any other things I need to note.

Thanks in anticipation of a favorable response.
Honda DW1, 5w30 engine oil.

There will be no problems if.........

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 5:19pm On Feb 19, 2018
J0hnTrevolt:
OK Boss.
Plz my questions are
1: do I need to change my rim size?
2: can I change jus the two front tyres only?
Tnx once again.
No you dont.

Do not change 2, you might have ABS codes.

And I sell tyres by the way.

08033910382
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 1:33pm On Feb 19, 2018
J0hnTrevolt:
205/60R16 sir
switch to 215/65R16
Travel › Re: Pushing An Airliner By Hand by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:04am On Feb 19, 2018
Engine no start, pilot put plane for reverse, bois push am, him commot leg for couch plane start.

Very simple analysis.
Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:52am On Feb 19, 2018
oyewalesamuel:
How much is the four please and can it be delivered to Ibadan?
oyewalesamuel:
Please i need 4 same Hankook tyre with the following specification for Lexus IS250 2007-
225/45R17 90W
225/45R17 95V
245/45R17 95W
please get back to me as soon as possible.Thanks.
delivery to ibadan is very possible today.

Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 10:50pm On Feb 18, 2018
mobolaji234:
Good day Boss,
please I drive a Mitsubishi Endeavor, i discovered recently that the consumption has increased. Sometime ago, the car was flooded and I discovered the cooling fan wasn't working anymore and u explained to my Rewire. he removed some things around d fan and some others things dt look like coil and d fan starts working again. then I discovered that no matter how long d distance my car temperature hardly rises.
I don't understand what's going on on anymore, Please help me.
you don't fix by removing. Pay more attention to your repairs.

I guess you do not have a Thermostat any more an your fans are wired directly.

Immediate consequences are higher than usual fuel consuption.

long term engine life span will be reduced greatly
Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by GAZZUZZ(op): 9:25pm On Feb 18, 2018
J0hnTrevolt:
chief please wats ur opinion on a car dat is very low to the ground. Can hardly climb a small Hill without hitting the ground.
Plz the said car is eod
tyre specs?
Health › Re: Is There Any Venereal Disease That Can Paralyze A Penis Just After Intercourse? by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:51pm On Feb 18, 2018
DonteMec:
Hello Fellow Nairalanders,
I have been a nairalander for years but this would be my first post. I have a very serious problem and I need your wonderful suggestions to guide me along.
I have been married for like Ten years with kids. My wife is a very good, faithful and wonderful lady. I traveled out of the country for 2 years and just came back this last December. However since then I have this rather strange problem, which has never happened prior to this period.
My wife is frigid. She really doesn't like sex. I hate that aspect of her. I have a high sex drive while she has little to zero sex drive. This has of course brought all sorts quarrel over the years. I have since learnt to manage her that way and bear that as my cross, since that is her only weak point. But its not easy.
I made love to my wife the first day I came back. It was all good. But subsequent attempts to make love to her, my penis simply refuses to stand erect. Try everything in the book still it will not stand. It's like the penis is scared of my wife, because even a thought of her makes an erect penis go flat immediately. If I strive to put it in with lots and lots of efforts, hoping it will thicken inside, it will stay for 35 seconds, less than a minute and ejaculate.
I have had to go for tests and it shows no sickness nor venereal disease. But I have gone for an intensive treatment for all kinds of powerful venereal disease, known and unknown for 3 weeks just to leave nothing to chance. After that, the penis started getting up again.
I made love to my wife very powerfully again after the treatment. I lasted for 45 minutes or there about for a round which is my usual style. I was happy that everything is back to normal. However 2 days later we tried to make love again, the penis starts being shy of my wife again. It has been several days since then we have kept on trying, no headway at all. Am confused. The penis simply refuses to stand erect - Jeez this is scary ...
I want to take my wife for a test of her own though she has no symptoms of any illness as I also didn't have prior to all these.
However I want to know:
Is there any venereal disease that is strong enough to paralyze a penis just one day after enjoying it?
Could this be as a result of some other reason or factor which I don't know nor understand?
Note: My wife is a very faithful one and I trust her. However I just want to explore every possibility.
Also note that prior to this I could go for 3 to 5 rounds in a single night, with each round lasting for 45 minutes or there about. Am 41 if you care to know. (Well with my wife its always 1 round of like 1 hour duration)
I love good sex and this is frustrating the hell out of me. Please every kind of advice would be considered, even the weird ones lol
Over use of your tool. Try and give it a break. In 2years you were watching football abi? grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:41pm On Feb 18, 2018
Emekayoung:
Highlander 4plugs engine is scarce and its 2.4litre engine. He can make his money if he is driving his own car. because the 4plugs engine version of highlander is same as someone using big for nothing or Camry muscle for the business..
It is not the same sir. Consider aerodynamics, wind resistance and weight of the vehicle.

The only time it will be more economical is in traffic.
Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 4:32pm On Feb 18, 2018
betterbest:
I need to units of 205/60R16 very very urgent. Pls how much oga GAZZUZZ
available as many as you want.

08033910382
Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 2:20pm On Feb 18, 2018
Lesage:
Chief,
Two 225/45 r18 to be delivered to lekki.
oyewalesamuel:
Please i need 4 same Hankook tyre with the following specification for Lexus IS250 2007-
225/45R17 90W
225/45R17 95V
245/45R17 95W
please get back to me as soon as possible.Thanks.
Tyres are available.
Autos › Re: Toks Lagos Cleared 2009 Toyota Corolla (Repaired) - N2.9m by GAZZUZZ(m): 12:43pm On Feb 18, 2018
cutesammie:
You updated the title and the description but I did not see you update the price to 1M or even less self. Did I miss something? undecided
sharap dia!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 10:18am On Feb 18, 2018
IlorinBoy1:
I asked to him to drive it and tell me his thoughts, he said it may be linkeage and suspension. (Fortunately, I just changed my linkeage). I said no, that he should check the brake pad, that it's not held in place properly (too much room). We loosened the tires and found the two thin u-shaped metal plate holding the brake pads in place were loose. He then said he'll do sth about it, but didn't want to tell me what he wanted to do. Lo and behold! He wanted to pack it with paper. Lol. But we later packed it Sha, cos I didn't have 3k to change the metal plates , poor me.
problem is not the meta plates, but the brakepad . The length of the pad is shorter than actual design by about 0.5cm
Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 12:47am On Feb 18, 2018
paix:
How much?
08033910382
Car Talk › Re: Hire-purchase Vehicle Needed For Uber/taxify by GAZZUZZ(m): 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2018
Andalucia:
Despite the insightful observations of commentators thus far, I still maintain my stand that the monies I intend remitting to a potential principal is achievable.

I wouldn't know the cadre of operatives that you all may have worked with, or the situations that may have informed your views relative to my proposal but I have seen stats (staring at one right now) of individuals achieving this on a consistent basis and not just one-offs. Never minding these developments,I already have my MO worked out already. I didn't just come here to sound off.

Invest in this and watch me walk the walk.
Create your own statistics on rental,
then prove to yourself that you can truly walk the walk.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 6:22pm On Feb 17, 2018
ideh01:
i can go for 35k hope it's a sound car preferred tokunbo .
If them leave you, you go collect kekenapep join grin
Car Talk › Re: Hire-purchase Vehicle Needed For Uber/taxify by GAZZUZZ(m): 4:02pm On Feb 17, 2018
Andalucia:
First off, thanks for taking time to go through my post and subsequently posting a reply.

Relative to your question, I have been opportune to operate this business for over four years prior to the advent of Uber and Taxify but as the vehicle owner rather than driver (this affords me much experience on how the business works sans the "e" aspect of it which in my opinion only makes the business easier to run). The "E" aspect of the business is just introducing technology to how a model has been run for ages thus tweaking how it works for the better at a consideration (the commission the technology firm gets). While each venture has it's challenges and peculiarities, I daresay this is one venture that is not rocket science.

Again, I have friends (and a next door neighbour who has been a partner with Uber and also Taxify since their inception hence seen it all, the good and the bad. In fact, I convinced him to provide vehicles for the business even though I couldn't take advantage of the platform given the nature of my job back then) and acquaintances who operate on both ends of the spectrum (drivers and owners) relative to the business. You could say my theoretical knowledge of how this business works is formidable. Before saying such theoretical knowledge may not be practical, bear in mind that the mentioned theoretical knowledge is a function of the practical experience of players in the game; consummate players still in the field of play as at yesterday!

Furthermore, a thorough research into the business will afford the dedicated individual pertinent information needed to thrive in the business. This is a business whose success is largely anchored on having the requisite knowledge relative to peak movement periods, perfect locations, alternative routes to intended destination and above all top-notch customer care (repeat business can do much to boost earnings). This is of course taking for granted the availability of a very sound vehicle as without this every other effort comes to nought.

Let me end by saying that with respect to my part, any intending principal has nothing to fear as he/she will discover. Hoping I answered your query Sir.
collect a car on rental for 1-2months.
get experience and come back.
Car Talk › Re: Hire-purchase Vehicle Needed For Uber/taxify by GAZZUZZ(m): 1:43pm On Feb 17, 2018
Andalucia:
Hello All!

Please I am on the look-out for any individual (or corporate entity) willing to subscribe to a hire-purchase vehicle acquisition plan. The said vehicle I intend to use on the Uber/Taxify platform to generate the fund needed for full payment of the vehicle within the allotted and agreed time span.

I am willing to subscribe to a repayment plan spanning 18-24 months. I will be remitting to my principal a minimum of N40, 000 and a maximum of 50, 000 weekly. Unfortunately, I do not have any equity contribution.

The aforementioned figures were arrived at after exhaustive research (informed by first-hand information garnered from existing subscribers [63 subscribers cutting across married and single individuals to this vehicle acquisition plan via Uber/Taxify platform were interviewed by myself] and officials of Uber and Taxify) and co-relating the results of the research with extant variables relative to the business and its environment (cost of fuel, availability of fuel, vehicle downtime due to maintenance schedule, in-sensitiveness of fellow road users,temperamental fares, commission rate, toll fees, insurance, average work hours in a day, acts of God etc.).

I did not confer with any provider of a hire-purchase service as it was not pertinent to the information I was seeking (striking a balance between what is practical and what can be termed overambitious [hence not feasible] in respect to how much money can be remitted weekly/monthly to the principal). I discovered in my research that situations where individuals promise to remit weekly/monthly amounts way over what is practical in a bid to convince a potential principal to buy into their plan is very common. Not surprisingly, more than 90% of these individual renege on remitting these sums to their principal hence the deal being DOA.

I do not fall into this category of persons given my pragmatic outlook on the affairs of life. I always strive for a win-win situation in all my business and personal dealings hence the sums I have projected to remit to my principal on a weekly basis. I am taking my time to explain this aspect of my proposal (never minding how inexhaustive it may look [the finer details can be worked out when I meet with a potential principal]) as it happens to be the crux of the whole business arrangement.


WHY I AM DOING THIS

I have decided to toe this path given my current job and financial situation. I am one individual who espouses the philosophy that it is not so much what life throws at you that matters but how you deal with it. Everyone falls sometime but, only the wise, brave and intrepid in spirit learn from the situation, get up, dust themselves over and move on. I do not believe so much in “hand-outs” rather believing in investing my time and thoughts in productive labour that would yield positive and far-reaching results temporally and spiritually. I espouse a philosophy that believes hard-work, determination and faith can get you places hence my professional antecedents notwithstanding, it is a decision I have carefully thought over and embraced.

WHY I TOOK MY TIME

I have been looking for a clean, mechanically sound and fairly priced direct tokunbo vehicle (Toyota Camry or Corolla, Honda, Hyundai and the like). I am sure we all understand why (fuel efficiency, low maintenance cost among others). The offers I have been getting are Naija used vehicles that may give me so much mechanical problems and we all know what this means (time lost at mechanic workshops which in turn informs poor revenue turnover which again occasions inability to meet up with payments thus leading to general frustration-something I can do without).

WHY YOU SHOULD CONSIDER ME

I am an experienced driver with a valid driver license. I reside in Lagos and I am a man on a mission (not a mission to renege on agreements made!)

Assuming the vehicle is in shipshape condition mechanically and aesthetically (clean, direct tokunbo without ANY problems), you can be rest assured that I will keep to my end of the bargain. No stories whatsoever. My knowledge and skill in business development, sales, KAM, marketing and communication will come in handy in the course of carrying out my driving duties all to the end of ensuring that I work efficiently and effectively thus maximising profit (earnings per day) and minimising cost (owing to poor relationship with fares, lackadaisical attitude to vehicle maintenance, lost production time due to loafing about and inability to prioritise etc). I am a hardworking man with a goal and time is of the essence (hence my decision to plan my work and work my plan in the bid to be free of any financial obligation to my potential principal within 18-24 months thereafter moving on to other projects). I can understand some people thinking “he is just speaking grammar, wait till he sees how it is…”. To such people I say this; I have been in professions that saw me working in the field in "hands-on" mode, delivering on targets that were quite challenging for years so, I am no stranger to the “streets”. I thrive on challenges.

SPECIFICS OF THE IDEAL VEHICLE

Brand: A Toyota Camry or Corolla, Honda Civic or Hyundai Accent, Elantra or Sonata and also sedans from the Kia family. (other low- maintenance cost vehicles can be considered also). The vehicle would have been manufactured from 2007 upwards. The sport version of these vehicles would be ideal. It should be painted glossy Black or Silver with Alloy Rims. Leather upholstery would be very welcome.

Status: An automatic low mileage Tokunbo. Mechanically sound and aesthetically clean. Easy to look at. All systems (mechanical and electrical) are a go!

Please note that the above specifications are for the [i]ideal [/i]vehicle. Vehicles that do not meet the specifics but are nonetheless mechanically sound and clean are very welcome. The only condition that cannot be compromised is the Tokunbo state of the vehicle. Recently acquired Naija used can be considered (less than or equal to 3 months post purchase). I am sure we all understand why I am insisting on this.

Apologies for the long epistle, just wanted to come out clear. If you are disposed to considering my offer please reach me via 08023735830 or leave your contact (mobile no or email) and I will reach out to you (unfortunately, I am currently not on WhatsApp so may not be able to reach out via that medium).

Hoping to hear from you and thanks for your time and consideration.

Warmest Regards,

A.
How much experience do you have in E-hailing business?
Autos › Re: ASK GAZZUZZ by GAZZUZZ(op): 1:40pm On Feb 17, 2018
cross8701:
Afternoon... Require your feedback please. Hyundai Accent 2007-2010, what is your take on reliability, is it as good as it's counterpart Kia Rio? I am considering adding to my Uber vehicles. Is there anything I should be weary of? Thanks
same car, bigger engine (1.6liter)
buy a good one.
Autos › Re: Used Tokumbor Tyres, Will Pass For Brand New. by GAZZUZZ(op): 12:26pm On Feb 17, 2018
toluxa1:
235/70R16 4pcs needed.
available in the market, but unavailable in the preferences I put up in page 0. I have been hunting for these specs, as soon as they are available I will paste here.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:57am On Feb 17, 2018
paroh137:
Guys. Please I need 10k contribution from 100 people (N1m) to get a car and join e-hailing business. Please reply with your number so I can send account number. Thank you.
I like your faith, send ur acc so you can receive a debit alert of 10k, I am waiting.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 11:55am On Feb 17, 2018
IlorinBoy1:
Oh, okay. Na wa o, I be novice for this game. Probably the anti squeal shim?
No not the anti squeal, the anti rattle.




If I say make unna pay 10k parrot go start de para grin.

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