danladi02:
This video has given us the true side of the story.

I wish Nigeria can be like Kogi in terms of security and infrastructure

Bro, stop wishing Nigeria bad.
Anyway, it's just your wish it'll never be granted.

For the dreams that this man Bello has killed, I curse him with failure wherever he goes and whatever he does!

bezaleeltech:
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Walkee:
Which one is "I believe"?
Don't you know your scores in all the courses you did?
Go and calculate you idiot. I knew my exact cgpa immediately they released our final year results. It's very easy to calculate dumb students always say, "they did not give me first class etc" nobody gives you first class, you get first class. Calculate your results and stop being a nuisance

Bro, did you mark your scripts yourself?

I knew what grades I would get immediately after I hand over my scripts. So would cry foul play when am expecting an A because I performed for an A, but the result when it is released says I have a D.

Oesophagus, our Agric teacher.
In uni, Chebechev, one of our year 2 lecturers. He had a funny way of pronouncing Chebechev Inequalities.

Musso16:
Monkey joint

DELSU!!!!
If I hear

Realestbae:
ethiope hall

DELSU!!!!
If I hear

Totilopussylick:
Ibos are naturally talented in everything they do.

Business A1

Industrialization A1

Education B2

Engineering jobs A1

Development in generosity A1

Traveling A1

Igbo AMAKA.

Fake/Inferior goods AA1

Hi, I do not know the actions you have taken so far, but please I will seriously advise you not to be too rigid with him. And you may find that you'll be needing to do that(be flexible) all your years together even if you decide to go all the way.
God created every human with different sexual desires. What you narrated may be his own way of achieving his sexual desires. You are just going to be patient with him while also making sure you are not a prostitute in the most definite way.
Be assured that you have already checked him with your actions so far and he has understood you. Don't go back to it again just call him and love him again. And if he wants to try it again, then go back to the madness.
Moving on to another man now makes you a prostitute.

dopecharge:
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ChiefSosa:
The Army may be harsh on her, but their actions are entirely justified. A regular civilian will only look at this from an emotional stand point. The Army doesn't care about your emotions!
She's on an official assignment, and they expect her 101% attention and dedication. If a tragic incident occurs now, will she report back to the Army that she was kissing or getting proposed to, that's why she was distracted from her official duty?? If she had a Rifle during the proposal, is that how she would've abandoned the Rifle and be carried away with kisses??
Even if she wants to play lovey lovey, it shouldn't be when she's on uniform, in public, and when on an official assignment.
Rules are rules!
Modify:
Awww, there's so many emotional people on this thread lol. All of you will be fine las las. That girl is in the guard room as we speak!
Nobody is saying she shouldn't kiss, romance, have sex or get proposed to, even on uniform, it is simply just wrong to do that while on OFFICIAL duty/assignment. Either she's in Sambisa forest or somewhere safe like Lekki, as long as a soldier is on official duty, he/she must abide by the rules of the Army.
Those male soldiers you see proposing to their partners, those soldiers are not on duty. They wear uniform to propose doesn't mean they're on duty. Soldiers on duty hardly relate with regular civilians, so as to avoid distraction, because anything can happen in a split second, and they'll be blamed for not being alert.
Those american soldiers you see can only propose BEFORE or AFTER they come back from their official assignment, NOT while on duty.

This kind of mentality is reason why Nigeria Army will never conquer Boko Haram and the likes.

How do you test the turntable and wick lantern?
I think I get one.

He is a university graduate and seriously needs a job in this location. Any kind of job as long as it is manageable.
If you can get him into the cement company, we will really appreciate it and we will be willing to even pay. Yes I am ready to pay anybody who can help.
Just reply to this thread if you can do something about it.
Thanks in advance!

Yahoo Bello

doctokwus:

An almajiri that has been brainwashed and is extremist in thought and pprocess with a herd mentality cannot determines who rules me.Period.

Touchè

doctokwus:
I personally would not accept any result that announces Buhari the winner.
A situation where the vote of a stark illiterate up north,some not even from Nigeria,is counted equal to that of other enlightened people in other parts of Nigeria,is not acceptable.Also a situation where agents of the state clearly and openly prevented people in known PDP strongholds from either voting or having their results counted can not be accepted.
Buhari maybe the president of majority illiterates, almajiris and people who have never been out of their huts,but he cannot be accepted to be the president of the average,true Nigerian,as clearly shown by the classical Abuja result,which is what the real,authentic voting populace is saying.
I stand with PDP and their statement in it's entirety.

Buhari is president of all Nigerians, illiterate or literate. Almajiris, afonjas or fla_tinos. So, these people have the right to vote him. They are Nigerians!

CreepyBlackpool:
Buhari isn't the problem of Nigeria, these kind of people are.



Buhari is a dullard, but these ones are far more retardded than a dullard

Even if your village becomes a country, I wonder if you'll be great enough to become president. Yet you call Buhari, the President of the 'giant of Africa' a dullard.

Your sickness is incurable!!!

OLIHI2000:
ATiku took a wise decision by not showing up!! Why would the incumbent not appear??¿


How come no one is seeing that this was a plot to harm Atiku's image?

If APC is sure of themselves let a new date be fixed for another debate between ATiku and Buhari!

Between Atiku and Buhari? What about the other aspirants?

You can see why Nigeria is t ruely a shithole!!!

ramalex:


in your shinkili mind right?
What would they attack Atiku for?...is he not a clean man devoid of any dirts(political or economical) or grandstand corruption ?


use your head oo...i ve warned u

For your information, Atiku's name is at the top of the list of corrupt Nigerians presently living. How did he acquire his wealth?
Atiku is a clean man who was afraid of visiting the US. Why?

Atiku should know that the remaining sensible Nigerians have not forgotten all he did as vice president. We remember like yesterday. He also should be prepared to answer questions on why he was wanted by the US. Or why he was refused visa even with his status. What about the roles he played during the privatization period of his vice presidency. I don't think I'm prepared to vote a confirmed national thief no matter what is happening. What did atiku do as vice president, what will he do now?


Nigerians are really pathetic people. Just because they didn't want Jonathan, they rallied round and voted Buhari. Look at how bitter the same people who voted Buhari are? Now because you don't want Buhari, you'll take Atiku's corruption hook, line and sinKer.

I got just one question. Where are your senses? Nigeria, whyyy?

How much to fix Samsung Galaxy Tab E glass?

emmangrace:
Go ahead, Whether you send him to Daura makes no difference. The question is that; are those before him make any impact in your life? I'm sure if they had made any, you won't be looking for Npower stipend today; becos you must have pass that level. And above all, what assurance do you have that those you want vote for will in anyway benefit you at all as much as he had? If they did not benefit you in 16 years, I don't think they can do in 4 years. Thank you.

Who is looking for Npower stipend

Kid, go and suck your mama breast.

Use and dump things. If baba Buhari doesn't do something about this 2016 set of Npower, they may send him back to Daura 2019. If each beneficiary brings 5 people to vote against him then there will be trouble.

npowerng:
Good morning.

Please do NOT pay anyone for anything.

Report immediately if you are asked.

#NPowerNG

WE WANT PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT, NOT TEMPORARY EMPOWERMENT”
We write to express our displeasure and disappointment to the stance of the Federal Government of Nigeria towards our demands for better permanent and pensionable offers, most especially with reference to the repetitive insistence of the SSA to the president on job creation and one of the major stakeholders of the Npower Initiative Scheme, Mr Afolabi Imoukhuede, that we should quit demanding for permanency.

On many occasions, Mr Afolabi Imoukhuede has maintained that the scheme was tailored to run only for two years, and it was only meant to be an empowerment and not an employment opportunity, and as a result of that, we are advised to make judicious use of the scheme by saving some amounts of money from the stipends paid to us. This has been in reaction to our agitations for permanency from both the state and federal government.

While we appreciate Mr Afolabi for keeping reminding us of the terms and conditions of the scheme and equally appreciate the federal government for even deeming it fit to initiate the scheme, we think it will also be fair to remind Mr Afolabi and whosoever wishes to know some germaine and pertinent realities that are attached to our advocacy for permanency.

We wish to remind Mr Afolabi the promises made by his Excellency, President Muhammadu Buhari, during the 2015 presidential election campaigns.
Apart from the empowerment of youths and women with an access to well workable loans which will facilitate the creation of 1,000,000 new jobs every year, Mr President also promised to employ 720,000 youths across states. This was one of the cardinal and rallying points of his manifestos that convinced most of us to give him our supports. But unfortunately, as witnessed in previous administrations, we are only left with a supposed empowerment program without capital seeds or take off grants. We see this as an unfulfilled campaign promise and a deceit to the teaming Nigerian youths. In the face of such habitual deceits and manipulation of facts from our successive governments, we are forced to raise some fundamental questions which appear to reflect and depict the pathetic situation of our fate in this country today:

– Is our generation only good for schemes and empowerments that have no provisions for our employability?

– What is the essence of a poverty alleviating scheme that can not even guarantee the future of the youths it claims to have empowered?

– What is the essence of our 18 years of rigorous schooling if we can not gainfully be employed after graduation?

– Why does this regime refuse to recruit and employ a desperate and hopeless teaming youths despite the alarming and increasing rate of unemployment in the country?

– We ask, as our governments continue to use and dump of the youths with ill-conceived and improperly planned schemes, what is our fate again and who shall bail our generation out in the face of this uncertainty?

We also wish to remind who cares to know that during their campaigns, this regime also promised to pay a token amount of N5,000 monthly to the discharged but yet to be employed graduates for a period of 12 months (one year) before they get a sustainable job. But this promise, like the first one mentioned, has gone into the oblivion of unfulfilled and abandoned promises.

In the same vain of lies, propaganda and deceits from this current regime, we have noted with a great dismay and stupefaction that the presidency has gone to various international fora to claim that the Buhari led administration has already employed 200,000 youths and still in the process to recruit another 300,000 as second batch. We regret but we can not continue to keep quiet in the face of all these monumental lies.

A good government should have provisions for the teaming youths that graduate from our tertiary institutions on quarterly basis every year, but our governments are unfortunately not ready to listen to our plights. We want a government that will take us into consideration and will have a long lasting and an all inclusive plan for us, not the ones that will continue to lure and deceive us with temporary and unproductive schemes.

We can not continue to undergo scheme after scheme – Teachers’ Training, YouWin, Sure-P, Npower, et al – all in the name of ill-conceived empowerments that waste away our time and keep accumulating our ages.

Going by the true definition of terms, an empowerment scheme is meant to train beneficiaries and sponsor or support them with take off grants or capital seeds after the scheme. You don’t tell them to save and establish themselves from the stipends paid to them for service rendered in the course of the program.

In a recent life Facebook chat conducted by Mr Afolabi, he was heard comparing Npower to NYSC. With due respect to his office, the two programs have different visions and objectives, going by the philosophy that initiated each one of them, therefore, they can’t be matched together.

NYSC is a compulsory national youth service while Npower is a voluntary paid engagement which was supposed to be an empowerment scheme. They differ in terms of conceptualization.

We wish to state categorically that our advocacy for permanency is of paramount concern to us as volunteers, just like the second term ambition to President Muhammadu Buhari and all other politicians seeking for elective or nominative posts. Permanency or better still Job Provision is the common thought on the mind of an average volunteer at this material time and the only language we understand. Any other talk aside that is distraction. We want a government that will guarantee and secure us permanent jobs, not temporary schemes.

We are not issuing out threats, but we wish to inform whosoever cares to know that we have already established bodies nationwide, and well coordinated structures in all the states of the federation.

Conclusively, we wish to appreciate President Muhammadu Buhari and his vice, Prof Yemi Osinbajo, for implementing the scheme, we are very grateful. We have also done our best by discharging our duties to our host communities. The scheme has been a wonderful experience for us, and indeed, a succour to a hopeless and decades impoverished youths, a blessing to many abandoned families, and the hope for an hitherto forgotten generation…

Sir, sustaining it should be the order of the day, for we cannot afford to go back to the street. The Nigerian Youths are looking up to you, bail our generation out, give us permanent jobs, we are tired of temporary schemes without capital seeds or pay off grants.

Thank you all.

concernednpowervolunteers@gmail.com

Cc: – The Federal Government Of Nigeria
– The General Public
– The Print Media
– All N-power Volunteers

Hardeybohwarley:
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Celebrate with me please.

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somadinho10:
If you call her beautiful then where will you categorize this one

Amoebic!!!

Freshbreathneed:
Hello Nairalanders.

I am a bit of a regular here... but had to create an alt account for anonymity sake.

Like the title of my thread says, i've been suffering from this situation for years now and it's totally reducing my social life to shambles. ANd you may want to ask what I have done about this. I have done alot. I have been to quite a number of dentists. Some say it's a case of scaling and polishing, a procedure I allow them to carry on with, to no avail.

I have tried various mouth washes, various mixtures, various gums and I am getting fed up. I am having difficulties relating well with people outside because I want to always close my mouth. People are beginning to tag me a snub and proud person.

Please, that's why I have turned to you my e-pals. Do you know any powerful solution that has worked for someone you knew with chronic bad breath before? Are you a dentist on this forum and have an idea of how I can get rid of this social killer for good? Please your contributions will be very much appreciated.

Use lemon juice to flush your system.
Freshly prepared lemon juice mixed with about a glass of water five times a day. You may have to keep doing this from time to time.

Nedukkc:
You stopped messi because his team was useless, because you only had him and di maria to worry about where was kante when messi scored two against Chelsea??

Forget this messi only knows how to carry barca not Argentina, why didn't Ronaldo carry his country yesterday??
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[b]Football is team work
A tree doesn't make a forest!

Bolded is reason why Messi was able to score two against Chelsea. He is no god!
If he is that good and wants to prove it, let him change club. The only chance to play for another team was playing for Argentina and he has always messed up. That's why he'll never leave Barca.

acunon:



Hi

Maybe the woofer and engine only

Let me see pics of the engine and woofer sir.

rentAcock:


First of all it is a Wikipedia post and anyone can make up anything there. I will find a more reputable source which confirms Nigeria a Muslim country by majority. You sound so pained, islamophobia runs deep in your veins.

You go find tire!!!
Shey you no wan hear truth?