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Phones › Re: Incase of Emergency, Who Else Can Unlock Your Phone Apart From You? by gbassa: 10:17am On Dec 21, 2024

Nobody can unlock my phone in such case. I was unconscious some time ago in a bar while waiting to be served. My friend rushed me to the clinic and called my wife and brother since he had both numbers on his phone. When they got to the hospital, my friend gave my phone to my brother and my wife complained afterwards. After I got up , the first thing I asked for was my phone because a call might come in which might lead to arguments.

Properties › Re: Should I Have One Kitchen For Each of My Wives? by gbassa: 5:47pm On Apr 23, 2024

You should build 2 kitchens based on my own experience. When we had a single kitchen, there was too much quarrels from my stepmums and they were doing the cooking 2 weeks each but after giving each a separate kitchen and later a separate flat, the quarrels stopped.

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Car Talk › Re: Which Of These Would You Use To Protect Your Car In Today's World? by gbassa: 9:25am On Oct 09, 2023

Premium Insurance works well. I was paid 2.2M to fix my car after crashing into a trailer last year. I have also been paid 200K when I had an accident that I had to replace a headlight and fender.

Wizlead:
To me I don't think there's anything like insurance in this country. Insurance is dead in Nigera.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Women Are Sexually Frustrated And Lonely In America And Canada by gbassa: 3:16pm On Jan 08, 2023

Op is right. I remember my brother coming home from US for 3 weeks but ended up staying 2 months. He was just enjoying himself with Nigerian girls. He had a lot of party with our university runs girls. My dad had to beg him to return back to me US.

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Family › Re: Would You Still WANT To Be Married To Your Spouse In Your Next Life? by gbassa: 11:18pm On Nov 13, 2022

In my next life and beyond, I would never marry. I would have baby mamas and live my life to the fullest. It was never my intention to marry my wife, though she was my girlfriend but was blackmailed with pregnancy. Though paternity test confirmed the child as mine. I wish I could turn back the ends of time but it is not possible. I am just staying in the marriage because of my kids.

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Students Studying Abroad, Travelers To Pay ₦40,000 For Police Clearance by gbassa: 8:12am On Jul 19, 2022

This is the first time I am hearing of such certificate. I have travelled out of the country 6 times and nobody has ever asked for such certificate at the airports. Even USA , Italian and UK embassies did not ask for such certificate during procurement of visas.

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Romance › Re: Should I Forgive Her?? by gbassa: 11:46am On Jul 15, 2022

It is possible the reverend father did not bleep her. I can relate with my own experience way back 2003. I had a friend(girl) who I met through my friend's girlfriend. I used to go out some times with them and we became close. She had a boyfriend who I did not know. One day, I invited her to my house and gave her a brand new Nokia phone as her phone was bad. She was grateful and thanked me. I started kissing her and took off her top and bra and sucked her boobs. When I wanted to put my hands down into her pussy and start fingering her, she asked me to stop and pushed my hands away. I respected myself and left her alone. I went for NYSC after some days and moved on with my life as I met a girl who used to live close to my house in PH and we became best friends during and after the service year. I did not marry her because of her church life style.

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Autos › Re: My Experience Going To Lagos To Purchase A Toyota Corolla by gbassa: 1:12pm On Jul 13, 2022

For me I do not see the reason I would leave Port Harcourt and go to Lagos to buy a car that the difference might not be up to 200k. I only bought my Benz in Lagos because it was not available in PH. I saw the car on Instagram and asked for the vin no. to do a vin check on the car. Once we agreed on the price, I sent someone to go check it and confirm. I paid and registered the car and it was driven to me in PH.

Health › Re: Frequent Urinating At Night: Help!!! by gbassa: 8:02pm On May 29, 2022

@ Op, go for blood sugar test. I had similar issue in 1996 before i got admission the following year. I was urinating frequently and went for test. The test results showed i was diabetic. I was surprised because none of my parents or my 16 siblings had it . Diabetes is now common in adults/children. I have been living with it for the past 25 years and i enjoy and live my life to the fullest. The only issue is the taking of injections daily which i have taken as part of my life. Just go to the lab to do a fasting blood sugar test to confirm if it is diabetes that is making you to urinate frequently because that is the first symptom of diabetes.

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Romance › Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by gbassa: 9:13pm On May 21, 2022

@ Op just go ahead and enjoy both of them as long as there is no serious relationship between you and them. I have 3 sisters i have been fucking for the past 6 years. Though i now avoid 2 of them because they are no longer my spec. By the time they knew what was happening, i had slept with all 3 sisters. Luckily for me i got married and there was nothing they could do than to still be seeing me whenever their services are needed.

Family › Re: What Is The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man in this present time? by gbassa: 3:51pm On May 06, 2022

@ Op, there is no benefit for a man in marriage in this our generation. If i could turn back the ends of time, i would just have 2 to 3 kids with baby mamas and live my life to the fullest. Believe me, these days girls have nothing to offer. Your life would just be miserable after few years of marriage. I am talking from experience. If you want to live long and have peace of mind, just avoid bringing a lady into your home. Forget what your parents would say. Our fathers lived long because of the way our mothers lived peacefully with them.

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Romance › Re: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse Or Partner? by gbassa: 9:09pm On May 04, 2022

I met my wife fourteen years ago on my birthday 16th February 2008. I invited my friend's sister to come with her friends from Uniport to celebrate with me. They were five girls that came and she really caught my attention. I had to ask her out and we got married in 2013.

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Romance › Re: My Friend Takes Pleasure In Sleeping With Small Girls by gbassa: 5:08pm On Mar 11, 2022

@ Op, I am 47 years old and all my girlfriends are between 18 to 23 years old. I can tell you from my experience that they are sweeter than juice. I have left all my girlfriends above 25 years except one that is still bothering me. You do not know what your friend is enjoying. Though i know is different strokes for different folks.

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Travel › Re: Virgin UK Passport: Can My 7-Year-Old Travel Out Of Nigeria? by gbassa: 8:29pm On Feb 22, 2022

Yes she has a US passport. Though she was born in the US and came to Nigeria with a Nigerian Visa which expired after 1 month. But after some years and she wanted to travel with my wife to the US, she only used her US passport to travel.

Travel › Re: Virgin UK Passport: Can My 7-Year-Old Travel Out Of Nigeria? by gbassa: 8:16pm On Feb 22, 2022

Yes your daughter can travel without a Nigerian Passport as long as her UK passport is genuine. My daughter travelled to the US without a Nigerian passport. I only did a Nigerian passport and mailed it to enable her return back to Nigeria.

Health › Re: 100 Chevron Employees Suspected Of Having Coronavirus Secretly Quarantined - SR by gbassa: 5:59pm On Apr 15, 2020

This news is fake. The agreement with Chevron management and union is that staffs going to the field would stay in hotels for two weeks before they go in , so that they can be observed for convid -19 symptoms. Even other IOCs are doing the same. DPR is even aware of the policy.

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Politics › Re: NLC Shuts Government House Owerri by gbassa: 4:57pm On Feb 10, 2016

Rochas has finished all the money meet for Owerri in the past Presidential Elections.
But that Bubu doen't even know how to give the Rochas back the state money, Sorry for the people of Imo state.

Rochas does not hear words from the Old men in the state. he thought has a Governor he has seen the end of the road.

ozoigbondu:
Rochas is nothing but a fat conman

Health › Re: Lassa Fever: Minister Blames Jonathan, Says Vaccine Being Tested by gbassa: 9:15am On Jan 16, 2016

GEJ did not blame OBJ or either, My grandfather said that '' if anybody took office or posstion from someone and blame that person, it means that he can not do something tangible''.
That is how this people are.

Amiano:
My friend get to wrk n stop dis blame game cos we ar nt interested.

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Health › Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by gbassa: 3:55pm On Jan 15, 2016

But with God all things are possible, madam you need serious deliverance for a good church like SCOAN IKOTUN EGBE LAGOS NIGERIA.
I believe you give your life to christ and share your testimony.

maxti:
Sorry, medically. Not possible.
Just story

Health › Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by gbassa: 3:55pm On Jan 15, 2016

But with God all things are possible, madam you need serious deliverance for a good church like SCOAN IKOTU EGBE LAGOS NIGERIA.
I believe you give your life to christ and share your testimony.

maxti:
Sorry, medically. Not possible.
Just story

Politics › Re: Differences Between The Old And New Budget 2016 by gbassa: 11:42am On Jan 15, 2016

This is not National Shame as Buhari accused of GED; but his own is INTERNATIONAL SHAME.
INTERNATIONAL SHAME
INTERNATIONAL SHAME
INTERNATIONAL SHAME TO BUHARI.

Bevista:
What is embarrassing about the current budget debacle is the clandestine manner the Presidency went about it. What is even more worrisome is that they do not consider it morally expedient to own up to this national disgrace and explain to Nigerians why they did what they did - even if it is Damage Control.
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The National Assembly should be courageous enough to say it the way it is. The Presidency is a complete joke and the NASS should call them out. If their intentions were pure, are there no official channels to withdraw and correct the budget? Couldn't they just claim that they wanted to adjust the budget based on current realities of oil price? Our leaders are so dumb and brazen in their dumbness, that they think the whole citizenry is dumb too.
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Did I just notice a fresh budget of over N700m for website upgrade for Ministry of Solid Minerals? That had better be a clerical error, else that would be the joke of the century.
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I don't care how genuine or patriotic their reasons are, using a fraudulent method to do the right is wrong. It will serve as a precedence and reinforce the cycle of fraud. This is a democracy and democratic channels must be engaged in doing the right thing.

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Politics › Re: Budget Scandal: Impeach Buhari, PDP Tells National Assembly by gbassa: 9:55am On Jan 15, 2016

Nigerians Lawyers should tell us now, what Buhar did is it not an impeachable offence?
APC lawyers tell us now, is this not an impeachable offence?

Hitback2back:
...chai Nigerians will celebrate me after my exit.

Politics › Re: Buhari Copied Jonathan’s Budget – Soludo by gbassa: 9:42am On Jan 15, 2016

Buhari said GEJ administration was a National shame; but now Buhari's own is international shame.
Because Buhari like traveling abroads, so his own disgrace is international shame.

105africa:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/14/buhari-copied-jonathans-budget-soludo

http://www.105africa.net/politics-buhari-copied-jonathans-budget-soludo/

Politics › Re: EVALUATION: 1 Year In Office Is Close: What Has Baba Done For You? by gbassa: 9:31am On Jan 14, 2016

People lost their jobs, dollar =300, Economy rubbised, fuel hike, companies get parking, do as i say government, no foundation has been laid, direct arrest and death treat to any opposition, high price of food stuffs in all the markets.
DO AS I SAY GOVERNMENT
DO AS I SAY EFCC
DO AS I SAY DSS
DO AS I SAY ARMY
DO AS I SAY CUSTOM
DO AS I SAY NAVY
DO AS I SAY POLICE
BLOODY CIVILIANS OBEY WHAT I SAY.

alienvirus:
More stable electricity and fighting corruption.

Politics › Re: EVALUATION: 1 Year In Office Is Close: What Has Baba Done For You? by gbassa: 9:31am On Jan 14, 2016

pero45:
Most people complained that the president was slow in his polices and actions. We are close to his full year in office as the president of Nigeria.

What do you think he has achieved so far. Please be realistic and objective.

Politics › Re: EVALUATION: 1 Year In Office Is Close: What Has Baba Done For You? by gbassa: 9:29am On Jan 14, 2016

Emekamex:
I didn't see anything wrong with what the OP stated, it is left for you to answer and state. What Buhari has done for you like the poster above you just did.

Politics › Re: Nairaland Challenges APC Supporters! MUST READ by gbassa: 9:07am On Jan 05, 2016

130,140, 150 & 160 per litre in Port Harcourt

chudionu58:
Please residents in the aforementioned towns should authenticate the veracity of their claims! For me, it's N130 in Enugu, NNPC Mega @Naira Triangle and other major marketers have not sold since Sunday! except Masters Energy selling with only one pump!!
Front page please!! @Lalasticlala... Abeeeegi!

Politics › Re: Bayelsa Poll: Jonathan’s Men Dump Dickson by gbassa: 3:33pm On Jan 04, 2016

henriettanenye:
APC has kept nigeria in the valley and they still lai Mohamed in the game of politics.

Go to the pulls and do Jega style of result, Nigeria will be watching the game partern come saturday 9th jan, 2016.

Politics › Re: Bayelsa Poll: Jonathan’s Men Dump Dickson by gbassa: 3:31pm On Jan 04, 2016

APC has kept nigeria in the valley and they still lai Mohamed in the game of politics.

Go to the pulls and do Jega style of result, Nigeria will be watching the game partern come saturday 9th jan, 2016.

[ quote author=henriettanenye post=41646595]Pure Trash[/quote]

Politics › Re: Latest Assessment On Chibok Girls by gbassa: 3:49pm On Dec 29, 2015

Try and ask any of your friend or friends from that Chibok community, they will laugh and tell you that all is Nigeria politics.
What does that tell you as a person? Obey or BBOG campaign manager can never give you any answer because she is still looking for some thing and she has done her part to bring down the elephant.
Posterity! posterity!! posterity!!! is awaiting.

philipzz:

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Politics › Re: Arms Deal Or No Arms Deal: Did Buhari Buy The Arms The Army Is Currently Using? by gbassa: 3:35pm On Dec 29, 2015

WHAT IS SECURITY VOTE MEET FOR? APC SHOULD TELL NIGERIANS AND THE WORLD AT LARGE WHAT SECURITY VOTE MEET FOR IN DEMOCRACY SETTINGS. ARMS DEALS IS SOUNDING SOMETHING ELSE, APC HAS TO FOCUS OR THEY WILL GO DOWN THE SOONNEST.

millhouse:
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