₦airaland Forum

Xposer:
In a bid to bridge the gap between the local residents and Nigerians in Diaspora, the Alaafin of Oyo -Oba Adeyemi III went to Brazil to meet with Yoruba descendants. The well respected monarch traveled with his usual entourage made up of his pretty wives.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/02/alaafin-of-oyo-oba-adeyemi-iii-goes-to.html

MAY THEY NOT RETURN TO NIGERIA WITH ZIKA VIRUS OHHHHHHH!

Freegift75:
That BDC in Onitsha must have some facts to reveal. This is a disappointing revelation to the personality of Jonathan.

He is just a PHD for nothing.
Shameful

See as they just kept sharing dollars.
Even he came to South west distributing raw dollars.
I learnt same thing happened in South East.

Who says Jonathan should not be arrested? Pls don't provoke me

PHD MY ASS! HE IS AN INEFFECTUAL B----

mostHandsome01:
oh God have mercy, so much sickness and diseases everywhere.

I remember my primary school days. there was this girl with a very tiny head, as a small boy, i was scared of her and usually have nightmares when i think of her, hmmm it was not funny.
WHO knows if her case was due to zika virus.

i don't think zika will thrive in Nigeria, if the baby,s head shape is anything to go by, then i think zika has been a guest here in Nigeria,i,ve seen grown ups and kids with this head shape in various parts of the country,we usually call them atutupoyoyo,but they are very few,i don't think nigerian mosquito will welcome zika, with the advent of treated mosquito nets and insecticides blood is in short supply for home based mosquito,i don't think they will be will to share with foreign based zika carrying mosquito.

metronaija:
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I don't know how to explain this but I will try. The woman sitting and backing the camera is said to be a mentally unstable woman. The people gathered around her believe she gives lucky numbers for betting games as a few have supposedly testified. So they take their bets to her for her to help them pick a lucky number...that's how the www.metronaija.com reader who sent in the pic explained to me...:-)
[img]http://3.bp..com/-KGgVEz2Lgf0/VqxwCk486nI/AAAAAAAILTM/C9Lw8uSPuM4/s1600/2.jpg[/img]


http://www.metronaija.com/2016/01/photos-people-gather-around-madwoman-in.html

we live in a strange world, see folks who are supposedly sane taking tutorials from an insane woman, my question, who is really mad here?

draftmaster:
Save a husband's marriage by advising him maturely






http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/2016/01/i-made-a-horrible-mistake-with-my-lovely-wife/

buy her a G-wagon or pay twenty million into her account, don't forget to slap her again,this time around she will only smile at you and proceed to explain to people that you have anger management issues, i assure you she will never leave you.

iamexcelblog:
What do you think Nnamdi Kanu was telling this prison warder?

In my opinion, I think he was telling him; "Young man, you have been pushing me since today and I have been ignoring you for peace to reign. I don't think you will like what will happen when next you try it"

What do you guys think happened?

Lalasticlala, wont you like to know what happened?

PRISON OFFICER: KANU MOVE THIS WAY
KANU: HEY! DON'T PUSH OFFICER,IF NOT FOR CONDITION, YOU CAN'T EVEN TOUCH ME, TALK LESS OF PUSHING ME,RESPECT YA SELF

[quote author=rotimileke post=42259444][/quote]Mr political literate, pls go and find out the amount made available to senators and rep members for constituency projects, its people like you who pour encomiums on politrickcians who continually oppress,a senate president who cannot repair otuokpo general hospital or build a new one is your champion.

chukwudi44:
So this people wey i de see na it you de call crowd ni? Op are you sure you have taken your medicines this afternoon?

David Mark is like a god in idomaland,it will take a lot more than empty propaganda to make him lose any elections there.

pls wake up from dreamland,he's a god in his house, development is centred around himself and immediate family, otuokpo general hospital is an eyesore, roads are bad,joy fm is owned by marks daughter,local govt chairman son inlaw,all the time mark has won election, otuokpo is always on lock down, he parades the town with thugs and armed military men, its time up for mark,otuokpo people hate mark with a passion,otuokpo people crave for visible development,they are tired of marks yearly basketball/musical show where tuface performs yearly

egift:
David Mark, how far?

Alfa dey for massallaci

DIVINE78:
By eating papers?

PDP DEFINITION OF DIGNITY:a dignified gentleman is one who eats paper

janzguy:
Some barbers ehn!! Lol. This is why you need insurance before you cut your hair.


www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/01/photo-see-haircut-guy-asked-his-barber.html?m=1

And this made frontpage?

ugomma2000:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/01/21/diezeani-appears-before-london-police/

pls madam okpolo eyes don't die with our money ohhhhhhh! The money you stole can built two new refineries and revamp the old ones, wailers get ready to wail, buhari no dey fear face.

id911:
hmmmm, sorry ooo...just want the best for our country bro. I also like her but she needs to move to a ministry she understands very well

Arrant nonsense, as if you can do the job better, just keep wailing as Nigeria moves on.

TheFreeOne:
There's an eyewitness report on channels TV just now of ballot snatching by APC thugs. Tune in to TV/Radio stations to monitor events.

yes oooooo! There is even an eye witness report that biafra has been granted independence as the plebiscite result favoured them

Pidggin:
This is why there is no hope for our economy, with the obvious inferiority complex I am seeing in the second picture, I weep for my country.

THERE IS MASSIVE HOPE FOR NIGERIA AND MASSIVE HOPE FOR OUR ECONOMY, BUT THERE IS NO HOPE FOR BIAFRA,HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ENEMIES OF PROGRESS

cfame1:
Just noticed that my WhatsApp and that of my friends are currently not sending or receiving messages while browsers are working. Could it be that it has been blocked by Nigeria government or what..please check yours. Hope there is no plan to gag WhatsApp!

this is rather funny, mine has been working all day,i,ve to issue with my whatssapp, i,m very sure lots of folks complaining here either dont have a whatsapp application or dont have a problem with it, but still want to complain just to flow with the tide, well its a naija thing

asorocker:
I can agree with you on borno state, borno is actually the richest state agriculturally only if boko haram can allow borno to work. Nigeria will have beans, fresh water fish and onion in very ample export quantity and quality.
As for Zaria the Zaria people are lazy.
Plateau is the second richest state agriculturally in Nigeria. If only the herdsmen can allow them farm export ready salad fruits and vegetables.

Forget jigawa

what do you mean by forget jigawa? Have you ever set foot on jigawa soil? Have you visited kazuare town in jigawa? Kazuare is a fresh water fish heaven, whatever quantity you want can be supplied at short notice, travel to keffi hausa and ringim the abundance of tomatoes is astounding, they practically throw baskets away, a visionary leader can set up a tomatoes paste factory in jigawa

asorocker:
The decline of the oil industry is going to be worse on the states of Lagos and kano.

Lagos because an analysis of the igr of Lagos shows that Lagos derived it's revenue from the income tax and the income tax bulk is from the oil workers whose offices are in Lagos.
The oil and gas component of the Lagos igr is more than 40% of the igr. Income tax paid by high earning oil and gas industry executive who gross average of N5m monthly has helped Lagos


Secondly kano will be the worst hit as the only state whose take home is equivalent to the take home of niger delta states with their 13% derivative.

Kano doesn't have the human capital to generate income tax.

Third state /city is Abuja. It is said that Abuja was built with oil money, where would the money to sustain and maintain Abuja come from if not the same money from niger delta.

Some states like kwara, benue, adamawa can easily with agriculture fight the downturn of their economy, how would sokoto, yobe, jigawa whose populace don't farm and whose land is far from economic centres for export of agricultural products survive.

The next in line are the hausa cities of katsina, batching, kaduna who benefitted from the lopsided federal allocations. Now that the oil wealth is going and there is no human capital we hope they will not turn to insurgency as a means of raising attention and revenue.

The states that would enjoy and be kings in the new dispensation.

Anambra, Nigeria's brain box and commercial hub will have its non oil economy growth unequalled and unrivaled. Anambra survived with no oil allocation managed the little it had and built an enabling environment for investments.

Akwa Ibom, this state was blessed with resources and good managers who used it very well to grow infrastructure and are currently working on a sea port.

Abia this state hosts aba, Nigeria's city of enterprise and football, aba is living beyond oil already.

sorry bro you missing it, the northeast will not suffer, borno state will not suffer, they will fall back to agriculture, in poka there is abundance of onion and carrots, at baga town fishing biz is a multi million naira biz, most of those dried fish you see around are maiduguri fish, do you also know that most of the donkeys you see at obollo afor in enugu and agbor in delta are sourced from borno state? Kano,jigawa are rich in onion,tomatoes,beans,rice,goats and cattle,sokoto,zamfara,kaduna and nassarawa are rich in precious stones,gold,zinc, do you know kaduna is responsible for 60% of ginger grown in Nigeria? Apart from jos plateau, zaria in kaduna supplies a large chunk of Irish potatoes, bro i can go on and on, no state will suffer in Nigeria if crude becomes valueless, so get your facts right.

samsongbemisola:
The bush dog was caught in the trap this morning, this is the second time I am seeing it,the first was during my NYSC days

this is no bush dog, it,s called civet cat

superstar1:
Are there no Federal Universities in SE?

Are there no Federal Prisons in SE?

Are there no field office of various Federal MDAs there, as obtainable in other regions?

What do they plant in SE that will make Fed Min of Agric to have a presence there?

Which sea is in SE that will make NPA to site a port there?

When their "stealing daughter" did the cosmetic renovation and redesign of the "Akamu intergalactic waterlogged airport", we told them she ripped them off. The amount spent is not commensurate with the value gotten for the airport. The report justifies our position.

Let "the leave our daughter alone" ethnic bigots keep trekking from the aircraft to the airport lounge.

these ohanaeze,ndigbo and biafra people have no shame at all, their daughter stole millions just to purchase bulletproof cars, she did window dressing on airports, when nigerian accussed Stella oduah of excessive stealing, biafra people cried to the heavens that it was witch hunting and marginalisation, to crown it all Stella oduah was rewarded with a chieftaincy title for looting our commonwealth, why didn't Stella oduah use her position to revamp the airport during her tenure as aviation minister?

MosakuAW:
Those boys that snatched your car dont need your car because they will be caught. We they really needed was the fuel not your car

No miracle will dry up fuel that suppose to last for 4days under hours only if your car is faulty.

All the same, congrats. My mind keep telling that, na the fuel they need not your car

#Abi you don turn to Pastor Adeboye that drove his car from Ibadan to Lagos under 4liters of fuel.

DOUBTING THOMAS INCARNATE, SO AFTER THE CRUCIFICATION AND RESURRECTION THOMAS STILL DWELLS IN THE REALM OF DOUBT? ANYWAYS, HOW GOD IS MORE THAN ABLE.

boygeorge:
President Muhammadu Buhari has assured that there will be free eduction for science, technology and education students in tertiary institutions.

Buhari gave the assurance Tuesday while presenting the 2016 Appropriation Bill to a joint session of the National Assembly.

President Buhari stressed that this would indeed mark a historic milestone for us as a nation.

Buhari said his administration would unveil a conditional cash transfer programme for the poorest and most vulnerable.

The president said the full programme would be presented in the coming weeks and that it would include home-grown public primary school feeding.

"Furthermore, through the office of the Vice President, we are working with various development partners to design an implementable and transparent conditional cash transfer program for the poorest and most vulnerable.

"This program will be implemented in phases. Already, the compilation of registers of the poorest persons is ongoing.

"In the coming weeks, we will present the full programme which will include our home-grown public primary school feeding and free education for science, technology and education students in our tertiary institutions.

"Indeed, this will mark a historic milestone for us as a nation", President Buhari said.



Read more at http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/news/buhari-declares-free-higher-education/125583.html#TOXmbsO2ZHVFegYL.99

sai baba, GOD bless you, but pdp and the wailers dance band of otuoke will not like this oh, GOD bless Nigeria, our country will be great again, wailers have two options, (1) hug a transformer (2) jump into lagoon lagoon

CELEBOLOFOFO:
Nigerian hot female musician Chidinma popularly known by miss Kedike, just released a hot photo showing off her portable backside on Instagram. Sexy babe
https://www.instagram.com/p/_gnQWFA0b_/?taken-by=chidinmaekile

still searching for the backside oh, abi her backside dey for front?

Txonyi:
so wait instead of rehabilitating and restarting PH or WARRI refineries knowing fully well that these places produce the oil, buharam and co restarted KADUNA abi?
now if i call him a bigot tribalist or better still SADIST, running a loopsided govt now someone will start crying and calling me names abi?
well he should continue
nigeria will DIE soonest

wailing waillers

kahal29:
Barely four days after a Court of Appeal sitting in Benin-City, Edo State, dismissed a petition filed by the Delta Central senatorial candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) Hon. Halims Agoda, against him over the 2015 general election result, Chief Ighoyota Amori’s victory dance has been cut short by the same Appeal Court.

The Appeal Court on Saturday annulled the election of Amori, the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and declared Obariri Ovie Omo-Agege winner of the Labour Party as the winner of the 2015 Delta Central senatorial election. The appellate court annulled the victory of Amori as declared by INEC and upheld by the elections petition tribunal.

THISDAY gathered that gloom enveloped the camp of Amori, a one-time education commissioner in Delta State as his victory dance over the Appeal Court’s earlier verdict has become short-lived.

Dismissing the appeal of Agoda earlier in the week in the unanimous judgment, Justice H. Barka held that the use of manual accreditation was legal, adding that card readers were meant to complement manual accreditation. Barka said, over voting could only be said to have taken place if the number of votes cast was more than what was in the voters register and “not card readers.”

The judge also dismissed claims of the APC candidate of election violence and argument that the conduct of the election by INEC did not substantially comply with the provision of the Electoral Act.

Meanwhile, the victory dance yesterday night shifted to the camp of Omo-Agege, a one-time secretary to the Delta State Government (SSG) and chieftain of the PDP until his defection to the Labour Party before the 2014 general election.

With the victory of Omo-Agege, the number of PDP senators in Delta State has been reduced from three to two, that is, Senator James Manager representing Delta South and Peter Nwaoboshi who represents Delta North district.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/omo-agege-of-labour-party-replaces-amori-in-senate/228457/

CONGRATS TO SENATOR AGEGE BREAD WHOOPS! SORRY OH! I MEANT OMO AGEGE

iliyande:
On hearing the news of Mourinho's sack, this embittered Chelsea fan burned his Chelsea jersy kit, denounced his support for chelsea and joined Arsenal.

Below is what he posted along with this photo

I'm fed up of Chelsea's sacking expedition. Now that Jose Mourinho has been fired. What am I still waiting for? Time to return to Arsenal, my first love afterall they never chased me & they will be proud to have me back. Goodbye Chelsea ! Goodbye Stamford Bridge ! Au revoir Roman Abrahamovic. Thanks for the memories..time to return home #Change

http://www.genechy.com/2015/12/chelsea-fan-quits-chelsea-burns-his.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Lalasticlala

PLS REMAIN WERE YOU ARE, WE DONT WANT PLASTIC ARSENAL FANS

Ahmeduana:
AS APC OWN UP TO ANYTHING IN THEIR MISERABLE LIFE? APC PLAN THE SACKS AND BACK DATE IT TO JONATHAN REGIME, YOU THINK WE BLIND TO ALL THE DUBIOUS ANTICS OF (blame the other man) OF YOUR OPPRESSIVE PARTY.YES, GOOD AND FINE IT WAS JONATHAN PLANS ARRANGEMENT, why implementing it? if not that it consided with the evil intentions your party! YORUBA SAID THAT ENI TI A KO NI KA TO SE, OUN GAN-GAN IKA.

seriously you ain't making sense, are you privy to the fact that apc backdated this circular? Pls lets not engage in beer parlour talk.

sosanova:
Buhari sacking left, right and centre... .hope those zombies who always shout Sai Baba are among those sacked..
SSANU wants to go strike
ASUU wants to Strike
Shiite wants to Strike
Boko Haram is Striking
Niger Delta Militants threatening to Strike
IPOB n MASSOB wants to Strike

Lord help us in this country , Buhari n his people have scammed us , we have entered ONE CHANCE....

most people find it hard to comprehend long essays, please kindly read again, the circular was issued long before Buhari came on board, honestly acute hatred beclouds objective reasoning,just imagine the nonsense you just spewed out.

jkbee:
https://www.naij.com/670949-2016-chibok-girls-will-never-return-5-shocking-prophecies-gov-fayose.html

honestly i pity the people of ekiti state, this man called fayose has no positive plan for ekiti people, other governors are busy with road construction and beefing up security, fayose is busy eating fish and pomo

Godfullsam:
......and what is so special about it. Do you expect them to jump queue

waillers alert!

IzonOwei:
What has david mark ever done for them

every year David mark entertains the idomas via tuface and a basketball show, the only radio station (joy fm) in otuokpo is owned by his daughter, local government chairmanship is the birthright of the daughters husband, he has not attracted any federal project to his constituency throughout his miserable stay in the upper house

samsard:
And why aren't you blaming the governor whose primary responsibility it is to build road, renovate and equip hospitals? Last time I checked, neither Barnabas Gemade nor George Akume (both of APC) have done those things in their respective constituencies.

life is about choices, so stick with the man who entertains you yearly with basketball and free musical shows, i forgot to mention, David mark doesn't ply otuokpo makurdi road, why? He has a helipad in his compound.