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Read the article well again.It was lifted from the interview granted to This Day.

oyatz:
It wasn't published by This Day or any other reputable print media.

So disappointing at his level. The day armed robbers went to his house,they were disappointed to find only $200 on him. If not because they said they like him as a comedian, he would have been seriously battered if not killed . This kind of post should be for Akpororo and co,not for him

PENNYSWAP:
I know some one of your caliber even in the US will not Patronize any how barber

Secondly the person that linked you to him must have told you what the barber guy charges per head and that was why you had 100 dollar already seating in your pocket at the barber shop.

Thirdly , you also confirmed you liked the hair cut so.

Fourthly , why are you even telling us you had a hair cut , ok make we clap nah unto say you Dey spend 100 dollar bill on ordinary hair cut abi

When you will carry ashaaawooo there for 2k USD , you won’t bother to tell us Oooooo... how they are more costly than Allen Avenue own..
Metcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Naija celeb and clout chasing Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhh, they are like FFK+TontoDike+Risky Brown james Bob

This day is a tabloid? Wonders shall never end .

oyatz:
How does Biafra comes into this matter sir?



Anyone who understand anything about Journalism will know that this is a Fake news from a tabloid website

His name is not an abridged version of Olayiwola .His real name is Raufulai which he shortened to Lai.

Moblux:
See this Lai ( Olayiwola) from Sanmora claiming to be from Oro.

DCP ABBA Kyari*

Racoon:
Don't be deceived.All these blame games or self pity will save the dullard or exonerate him because Buhari governments both as then HOS and now president were marked with all shades of anything wrong.

He paraded not only the most incompetent cabinets but equally the most corrupt appointees in govt.He boldly legalized corruption by shielding off his corrupt cronies from justice (late COS-Abba Kyari, Lawal Babachir, Lai Mohammed, Prof.Yusuf(NHIS sec.), Gandollar, CSP-Abba Kyari etc among many).

How do you expect heads of MDAs not to be engaging in economic sabotage of the country when all they know they need to do is to just say the sweet words they know he love to hear and promptly carry on with their corruption.

( "Your Excellency, even Coronavirus was caused by corruption" -disgraced and corrupt EFCC boss: Ibrahim Magu who was accused by the NASS of never rendering accounts of budget disbursed unter his agency since he become the boss for many years?

God bless you for this submission, your education is not a waste. He is a lawyer and so should face his calling. All his pronouncements on Economy issues have always been full of gaffes .The reason Obi floored him during that debate that even made him to stutter in his words. Nonetheless, he is a good man and far better than Tinubu the old school accountant even after hiring consultants will still come up with absolute garbage.

Bacteriologist:
Vice President isonu.

Selectively picking stats as usual to paint a false picture and please this failure of a government.

India also has a mammoth GDP (almost equal with that of Japan and Germany) but that's just because it's a highly populated country. We all agree that the quality of life in India is nowhere near that of the Japan or Germany.

Ekiti has a GDP of $2.8 billion and a population of about 2 million people. That's a GDP per capita of $1,000.

Seychelles has a GDP of $1.1 billion but a population of over 100,000. That's a GDP per capita of $11,000.

Clearly, the seycheless economy is almost 11x more efficient than Ekiti State. Ekiti state has no viable means of generating income, except for its schools. EKSU students pay as high as 100k for acceptance fee in the state university.

Seychelles is a tourist and agro-based economy, it is one of the most (if not the most) attractive places to visit and live in Africa. Nothing of that sort can be said for Ekiti. No production. Just spending and vibes.

A more effective measure of any economy is GDP per capita (per person). But as usual these dark souls cherry pick stats to paint a false image. I spit on this government based purely on lies.

The hattrick against Spain at the world cup or the hattrick and brace(5 goals in 2 games) against Sweden in 2014 world cup qualifying play off does not rank in your opinion. What level of hatred is this?

paulolee:
congrats to him..
in other news, cr7 jus did a hatrick, 2 penalties within 5 mins and a last time header against almighty Luxembourg.
the highly rated Luxemburg is now the most country dt he has scored against, a total of 9 goals..
also, all his victims dt he had scored hatricks against are all "world class countries"
these ain't dt easy as it seems n it had placed cr7 as d leading favorite for d ballon d or this November 29..
sorry for derailing...jus say mk i update una...
if u get any opinion, pick up d mic n say ur mind....I de wait..

He is not that young,he should be about 30 or 31. He was earlier in Ife before he got rusticated for activism.
He later enrolled in Redeemers where the same activism landed him in trouble again. Activism runs in his genes.

BigDolph:
I swear I thought I’m the only one that had this kind of impression about him

But they took pictures together at Redeemers when he was SUG president and Osibanjo has become the VP . Osibanjo is a mere mortal like you,stop deifying any man that breathes the same air and bleed red blood like you.

allthingsgood:
You are too small for the VP to even notice ok. Go and rest with your lies

Lol.But the irony is he is a born again Christian, He had problems with cocaine in the past but he has overcome it now.

Kingcalls:
AJ abeg avoid this guy...he wud hv been a murderer if not for boxing...the guy brutal

Why curse him for expressing his opinion. Will the world not come to an end for anybody that dies. I normally skip over his posts.

MrEazi223:
It shall not be well with you this pastor of doom

What is the use of this long epistle,you never told us when he sneaked out. What is the need to update us on an information earlier witheid .Utter bullcrap.

Lanrelagboi:
Asiwaju Tinubu is Back

His Excellency, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu returned to the country, landing in Lagos Friday evening, October 8. He arrived from London, United Kingdom.
During his trip abroad, he underwent surgery on his right knee as well as rigorous post-surgery physiotherapy on the said knee.
Contrary to unfounded rumour, he underwent no other surgical procedures and contemplates none in the future.

His recuperation has been without complication and ahead of the schedule by the attending surgeon.

He has returned fully healed from the knee surgery and fully committed to doing his modest part of advancing the cause of progressive democratic good governance throughout our beloved nation.
Asiwaju, first and foremost, would like to thank President Muhammadu Buhari for taking the time to visit him in London to express his wishes for a speedy recovery from the knee operation.

He thanks House of Representatives Speaker Femi Gbajabiamila, governors, party leaders, members of Northern Caucus of the House of Representatives, members of the Lagos State House of Assembly and indeed many others who called on him in London to wish him well.

He is also not forgetting others who would have loved to visit him but couldn't make it and his numerous friends, associates, supporters and well wishers who have been with him in prayers and supplications to Allah.

Asiwaju Tinubu thanks you all.

Tinubu Media Office,
October 8, 2021.

Disgraced by a team ranked well higher than them with superior players? Is this a joke or delusion .

paulolee:
sure bro....Jorginho n kante would be happy making the top 3 list n sharing the podium with the GOAT..
I swear e go pain me if cr7 makes top5 of that list because he no deserve even top 10 going by his shambolic juve n portugal performance last season..
just penalties n tapins with nothing to show for it because juve vex dump am after dey finished 4th n belgium disgraced portugal dt had d highest goal scorer in its team..

On what ground,A constricted Copa America win?

OJEEMAH:
Lewy.........2020
Messi........2021

The rest na escort

Dudley, London? Never heard of a borough like that. Or do you mean Dudley house in London? I lived half a decade in Dudley, West Midlands.

Unlettered:
I’m not much of a writer, heck i dont even remember writing anything unless its my course work or research project. So please to all the writers in the house bear with me.

The plan:
So my plan for the journey started with a conversation with a house mate in london (dudley). He brought the idea for a weekend gateaway to barcelona. Being that i wasnt doing much and checked the ticket price from london to Barcelona at £75 return, i welcomed the idea.

Visa Processing (Schengen):

I decided to apply for the visa even though i wasnt too sure if they’ll grant me the visa or not. Tried my luck by going to their embassy. Lucky for me, my housemate has a junior brother in spain(barcelona) who is currently doing his Internship with a company. So he helped out with an address and invitation request. This particular request played a major part in my visa application and plus i had some quids in my account too which support the application.
I took few days for the visa to comeout and being that i requested it to be sent by mail even made the situation more dramatic.

The D-Day:

On the day of the journey, i still havent received my passport + not sure if i got the visa because i already had my flight ticket with me. Waited all the day the previous day but no passport. So in the early hours of the D-Day, i heard a mail dropped in my door while sleeping, i jumped out of bed to check whats good. And voila, my V i s a. Man quickly started parking my belongings to rush out and meet my homie at the airport.

We met at the airport even though it was a bit of surprise to see his uncle was also part of the journey, because lets be frank, i ready scatter town with my housemate and being an african and nigeria. Uncle shouldnt be invited for such journey. Sha i no come send after few sentences.

Barcelona:

It was an hour or 2h journey. Just a normal ordinary flight with much excitement for what to expect in a city with much history and architecture. It was a late night flight and we went from the airport straight to the city centre where we met with his junior brother and some of his friends waiting for us. Got some drinks and ate dinner which was my first to try potato tortilla. We spent a little more time before heading for the residence. Took uber to the apartment and it was a shared apartment, smoked some weed with his friends both male and female and had a little chat before we all called it a night to prep for the real movement the next morning.

First Night in Barcelona

The first night was so exciting for me not just because of the city’s history but because MESSI lived in that city for years. Yes i’m a football fan and a united fan at that. So be rest assured that i was only interested in going to the Camp Nou and i dont care how. So that was why i couldnt really sleep but i managed to get some rest for deal the next morning. We woke up around 8am and got down stairs for coffee which was not a bad timing and some croissants to kick off. Oyinbo people no dey hear word, i was so used to going for swallow or ewagoin but i had to act posh and Behind. No biggie. We took our bath after and went straight out to get breakfast at a corner shop with a nice weather of sunshine and cool breeze. It was around 9-12 degrees. So the sun wasnt that bad and chilled.

I’ll say this for the record, if you travel to any city in europe as a tourist, please walk around before you try to board any transport. Atleast with that, you get to see some cool things on the road and buildings, people and even have a little window shopping along the way.

Camp Nou

Buenaventura!!!! The first thing to see at the Camp Nou gate. I cant believe i’m actually in a stadiium where Leo Messi, Iniesta, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Xavi actually played in. It was surreal though. Tried to keep my cool till i watched how alot of eyes were glittering at the glance of the entrance and the stadium. I wish everyone has an opportunity to atleast get such experiences regardless of what your different passions are. We went to the Buenaventura cafe and had a good balanced breakfast and got some quick snaps and left for the next location.

La Sagrada La familia:

One of the oldest master pieces in the world and also a historic structure of the olden day architecture by the great Antoni Gaudi. Its a 130+ year unfinished Roman catholic church which is still under construction.

Fun fact: do you know that it has the same number of years as the first story building in Nigeria?!
Even though we didnt go into the building, we had fun going round it and believe its a structure to stare and admire.

We took our time to see the wonders of the city and the world. In my life i never thought for once i’d feed a pigeon. Baba fed pigeon sha and even follow them run street small. Thats when i knew peace of mind could make you do the most basic stuff and see it as “Awesome” in oyinbo terminology.

The Cathedral of Barcelona:

We headed to cathedral of Barcelona, this is another of the cool sites and historical building in the moddle of the city. A building with 100+ years also. In the middle of the Catalonia. We decided to get a Tapas corner to get our dinner and start rounding up for the day. I wrote down some of the spanish cuisines in a jotter but unfortunately i misplaced it during my return i guess. So i can only describe what the food was and how it tasted.

Dear africans, its not always oil and pepper in food abeg. Sometimes get the real taste of the food and make sure its as traditional as possible.
Amongst the food there was this weird way the prepare Jalepeno with just sea salt. And it has yhis heavenly taste that you can eat a whole plate without knowing how. The tapas is a variety of spanish cuisines, i cant categorically state what the names of the food are but i know it was an experience. After the meal we had a cool of with Cuban ciga and prep to round up the day by takinn an uber back to the apartment.

Park Güell:

I think i saw the best city view of barcelona from the top of a mountain in Park Güell. And trust me, even if you re not a fan of landscape and nature that view will definately change your mind to love what you see.
I got to wink at an oyinbo cutie that we later met coincidentally at a club. Will discuss that later. The park is humongous and it has a top cliff that you can climb and see the whole of barcelona.

Port of Barcelona:

After our walk through of the park guell, we got an uber to the Port of Barcelona for our brunch. As soon as we alighted from the uber we were welcomed by a street artist who performed some cool spanish songs. A walk in the port is something that’ll also made me revisit the hustling section of my brain. I had to ask my self the question if i really want to be rich or just here to escort rich people. The number of privately owned yatch i saw in that port was something else. From the smallest to the biggest. Sha people hold money for this world. Even saw the one owned by the arsenal owner. We had some crepes for dinner and rounded the day up.

Club Jamboree:

Yes you heard it right!!! Club Jamboree is once in a life time kinda experience. Located at the city centre and different kinds of tourist attend it every weekend or day i cant really say. But i know the fun was much and i rock pesin daughter nyash no be small. THE AFRICAN WAY. What saved me and made me cool was my few dancing steps which a number of people admired including some africans or sha black people. What made it fun for me was i knew more than half the songs played by the DJ at the time and it made my dancing steps much more easier to do. The fact that i dont even like clubbing made me had that fun to the fullest. YOLO.

The girl in question which we met at the Park Guell was an amazing soul and it was just the world bringing two people together just like Adam and Eve. No conversation or anything we just glued to each other and danced for mins that looked like hours. I can vividly remember the cloth she wore that time and how our white shirts were glowing in the dark because of the luminous type lights in the club. She took my hand to go upstairs and have a smoke because we needed the break at the time. See Naija girls needs to learn work o. I’m good with conversations and the fact that we might not even meet each other again made it so much fun. We discussed alot and went back in after few cigas. My housemate was busy with another spanish girl that till this day i suspect she was the person who organised our jackets to be moved. MY £60 jacket was stolen in Barcelona ya’ll. Na me suppose steal jacket for there o. I’m not sure how they met but i knew she was the one that requested we drop our jackets under a table. I dont drink alcohol, but the mind of a drunk is not so kuch to trust because the moment she told me to bring mine i knew something was up as a naija boy. After the came back up from the break she acted that pur stuff have been moved or stolen. I didnt believe but i told her its fine. Pulled my housemate to the side and told him to Bleep the hell out of that girl, and if he cant do that, he should atleast tap me in so we can remove our jacket money from her. (just kidding).

We went back in with my new tourist friend and kept the mood going. For posterity sake i’ll not write that i went home with the said subject but we had fun and thats where my story will end.

The end:

We came back to london the next day and till now i have good memories to cherish for the rest of my life. Need to start planning for the next trip. And oh i only bought a pair of shoes and a sourvenir for my mama which said: “MAMA”.
Disguy justwise

His mischief is glaring. He is part of those who are prepared to sacrifice their kiths and kin for a Presidency not promised. The man on whose mandate they claim to be standing can hardly stand on his own two legs now.

Amumaigwe:
The ban is on open grazing of cows irrespective of who owns them.

Nigger means black, it has been proven clearly. So when you call white people white then it is derogatory as well. .

SachaBastien:
I am not right to some extent. I know the root of the word negro and it's meaning. What I said is very clear. Nigger is a DEROGATORY word.
Even when you know you're stupid you wouldn't want people calling you stupid. That's just how a black man became offended with being called nigger.

You are right to an extent. But the word nigger is Germanic derivative of negro(latin),negre(French) and nero(italian). It has only become a slur just over 200 years back. It simply means black.

All these languages have words for monkey;scimmia(italian),singe(french),affe(german),spannish(mono), simia(latin).

What led to the black man feeling offended for being called black is the mystery I'm yet to unravel.

SachaBastien:
Nigeria was not derived from Niger State. Niger State was formed in 1976 when North-West state was divided in two birthing Niger and Sokoto.
Niger was derived from the word Nigger, a derogatory word for black people. Nigeria is actually a corruption of Nigger Area.

The man asked how old is he. Like he doesnt want to pay child support?

FutureIsFemale:
https://.com/man-finds-out-who-is-biological-father-is-after-carrying-out-a-dna-test/

You have to insult to pass the message which is full.of inaccurate facts . University of Ibadan was founded in 1949.The first electricity company in Nigeria was established in 1929 and in fact the present NEPA (ECN). was founded in 1951.My hometown in Oyo state was electrified in the late 1930s.

The colonial masters did a better job with the resources they had than this kleptomaniac Abdussalami who looted billions of dollars in just 9months . Obasanjo kept quiet on this for the sake of tranquility and went after Abacha's loot.

Reflect7:
SHUT UP. HE IS SAYING THE TRUTH. Oyinbo asss licker.

The British ruled for 80 years, exporting our resources, and at the end we did not have a single power plant or university or expressway or industry.

Kainji dam was our first power plant, commissioned by the Balewa administration in 1964.

Prior to that the British merely imported a few industrial generators to power the GRAs they were living in, while the rest of Nigeria used lanterns and candles.

Nigeria was a near total bush in 1960 at independence with mass illiteracy and malnutrition.

What did your 'perfect white man' do with the trillions he made from our exports in 80 years?

You are VERY LUCKY we gained independence in 1960 which led to mass education investment by the black govts.

Or else by now you would be hunting cockroaches and tapping palm wine in the bush like your illiterate grandpa did under colonial rule.

What about the one you looted in just 9months which Tony Elumelly is keeping for you ?

Omooba77:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/01/nigeria-at-61-colonial-masters-plundered-our-resources-ex-head-of-state-abdulsalam-abubakar/?amp=1

Always give credits for source of news articles. A DEPRESED mind and rabid Ronaldo hater is almost running amok cancelling your post.

WriterNig:
@Goal



@UEFA Champions League

Because hatred for a guy did not let you comprehend that was an UEFA post straight from their SM accounts somebody lifted and posted on this platform. Are you telling SM accounts managers of UEFA the owner of the competition they don't know their jobs .On what ground do you want to argue that?
You need a shrink, there is help nowadays for a heart filled with bile.

Depressed101:
Kingcalls
GEEBITE
Ijoh
You all lack simple comprehensive skills. No where did I write that ronaldo didn't or haven't accomplished those records I am only pointing out as the topic of the thread states that he didn't accomplish those feat in The Manchester united vs Villarreal match.


As for the moniker, only those who have nothing to talk about, attack the moniker, so I'm not surprised, there are droves of you here who do that.. You can now get out of my mention pls don't disturb me,

Go try bettering y'alls wretched life before you attack my moniker,

You are really living up to your moniker. All his accomplishments in UCL were listed by UEFA who owns the competition, why the sour grapes from just a fan like you.

Depressed101:
these canceled records are irrelevant in that match, he didn't achieve them in that match if at all he holds those records.. The reasons are as follows
This CL season is not over yet, so we don't know if someone will surpass 17 goals

That match was not a knockout match, we are still in group stage.

This season ronaldo has not scored 11goals not to talk straight 11goals

This is not a finals match..

The only record he created in that match was most appearance in CL. And also topping up his CL goals

Absolutely. If this had happened in US, they would have been marching all over the place screaming black lives matter. BLM is now a career .

StaffofOrayan:
Its funny how Black people have more freedom in a white man's country than in their own country!
That's why most rich people including politicians send their kids abroad!

Do you mind the fickle minded fans. It is either those appellation you listed or simply the red devils. Some will even chant Man U for life instead of the slogan United forever.

Betece:
All of Una wey dey say up Man u Una no be man united fans oo
Man u na wetin Liverpool use dey taunt us

Its man united, united or Manchester United Abeg make una no follow rival fans dey insult Una club because a tall tree without conscience can capsize without vomiting beer

My understanding of tap in is to have the goal at your mercy and simply roll the ball in. Was that the situation with the last gap goal?

Christiansen:
But this pendu sef. Nawa oo. How dis guy take dey score these tapins? Very consistent.
Kudos to him. Though still doesn't change the fact that he still hasn't caught up with Neymar

And you want to make heaven with this level of hatred for a man that is oblivious of your existence not to talk of hurting you. It will be easier for a camel to pass through needle eye as the holy books says. You even have time to watch a man you so much despise, thar beats me hollow.

Christiansen:
If i wish to have the life Ronaldo has, let GOD take way my ability to breath.
I have my dreams and being him is nowhere near one of it. I WOULDN'T SWAP MY LIFE FOR HIS. I mean why would I want to be a rapist Murthafucker? Also I don't believe life is all about being rich..... And being famous.
My ultimate goal is heaven and pretty much don't give a damn about life on earth.

I'm not pained, maybe you are. If my words really hurt you that much you should consider not replying. You can cry in peace wherever you are

They can only fool gullible mind. A very mischievous post.

Vacora:
There is no such thing as “UK police force”. The alleged offence does not exist in law and if there was a generic sounding Oyinbo name then it will be this spokesperson “Greg Smith” who has no police rank and I can bet he does not exist either. No verifiable source. A bogus story and the writer deserves a roundhouse kick.

You are mischievous human being and can see you are a promoter of tribal bickering. Your unverified news did not reveal the the post code,town or countty this arrest took place. What the hell is UK spokesperson. Leave all this backwardness of tribal bigotry and embrace an all inclusive healthy life.

Confirmedzombie:
https://www.naija247news.com/2021/09/28/uk-police-arrest-six-nigerians-for-selling-black-market-fuel/