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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by geechy: 8:43pm On Nov 02, 2021
placeofallure:
Perdiems grin can be sweet o

I remember when I worked as a volunteer for one HIV/AIDS NGO, they put us in a beautiful hotel in Enugu, serve tea and sandwiches every morning, then a meal of your choice in the afternoons. They paid perdiem of 10k everyday for 2 weeks. That is aside the main money for the training o. Can't forget Enugu that year.

Now, I earn some 6 figures every month as an instructor. Don't ask me!
Epp your boys!!

I use my keyd-knee beg you
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by geechy: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2021
Bantu10:
498k monthly before statutory deductions. This is aside ur perdiem which u get every night when you sleep outside your work station.

comes with 15% increase annually

Field: iNGO
Maiduguri right??
I'll like that you connect me, help mankind brov.. Allow me drop you a message

Baba me like this I ready use leg waka come there... Salpa be wounding guys.
Politics › Re: FACT-CHECK: How True Are Soludo’s Claims Made During Anambra Governorship Debate by geechy: 9:00pm On Nov 01, 2021
Antoeni:
Which of these statements will make you happy?

A. Buhari has resigned
B. 24hrs electricity
C. University is now FREE
D. IPhone 13 is now N10,000
E. Take this N1million
F. Take this Visa and leave the country

N.B You can only pick one.
Hmmm...
If only wishes were horses...

24hrs power
Family › Re: How Much Will Take You Through The Week? by geechy: 6:26pm On Nov 01, 2021
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The 9k wey remain for my account na one corner eye I take dey observe am...
On a norm 25k go manage me in a week if I no do give away... If I do giveaway 3ice the amount go manage me
Politics › Re: Thugs Clash With Members Of Plateau State House Of Assembly (Photos) by geechy: 6:04pm On Nov 01, 2021
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See,,,, people wey dey bear simon dey always get one kind disposition and saboteuring, callousness dey always show up..

Don simon la-dogo aka plateau people don enter simon longtin express
Celebrities › Re: 'I Am Madam Not Baby' - BBNaija's Angel Smith Says As She Shines In New Photos by geechy: 10:17pm On Oct 31, 2021
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@op...

Who can help with the nomenclaure of junction and of the street where this babygirl lives.. Those melons be calling my name with reckless abandon
Family › Re: My mother and her plenty pastors. by geechy: 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021
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@op

Simple to say once woman or women like you your market go sell... The pastor have their patronage from the women folk who in turn tell others and even bring their husbands, boyfriends and family....

Ask Peter and Paul
Ask wizkid
Ask ice
Ask chinyere
Ask sir shins
Ask tubaba
Ask oyedepo

Na women like them first and then introduced their friends.... Make I rest
Romance › Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:57pm On Oct 31, 2021
KarinaLove:
Men On Nairaland And (Mouth Odour + Body Odour + Snoring) Are All In A Loving Relationship.

Before you quote me, remove your boxers right now and smell it.

Now you be the judge grin

**Spits**

Lemme quote you on the same matter... If na for snoring I think men have higher percentage on that

but you see body odour... Travel to the north .... Person no go need tell you, women are on a higher percentage on that
Romance › Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:50pm On Oct 31, 2021
kalvoken:
Your uncle is just oga kpatakpana in apprentice zone. My brother's snore himself. You can only compare him to the type of electricity generators used by welders.

The worst of it all is that in a twinkle if an eye, he done fall asleep.
I swear this reminds me of one uncle bright. That dude sleeps on a standing position.... Omo if e lie down sleep beside you, forget it!! Lol
Romance › Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:46pm On Oct 31, 2021
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Well, although I don't think normal people can cope with a snoring partner....

One only can manage it if you knock yourself out with stress during the day or engage in workout such that in the night you'll just become dead wood
Romance › Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by geechy: 9:42pm On Oct 31, 2021
Mercychen:
Non abeg! And that is because all these things can be gotten rid of. It all lies on the persons determination..

Anyone with any of these should seek solution and try to fix it instead of looking for acceptance or someone to manage it with you.
Mercy Chen Chen Chen!!

U for ask am if it is your calling to manage odourous disease??
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Ladies Prefer bad Guys? by geechy: 9:38pm On Oct 31, 2021
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@op
Real bad guys just act... They are sleeky. Bad guy nà go getters.... Guys wey know Wats up. They go clear you once

Reminds me of my days in school. Don't know if that's where my love for older ladies wey sabi stem from. I no dey follow chewing gum girls o. My babes are in senior classes and they dey coordinate scatter and myself I dey turn up
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander, Cletus Ikeh & Wife Eunice Eze Wedding Pictures by geechy: 8:21pm On Oct 31, 2021
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How do I search for women, laydies on naira land.... Please y'all should give me teeps, dunt wanna b tipsy
Food › Re: How Many Of These Soups Have You Tried? by geechy: 1:44pm On Oct 31, 2021
WispyEthereal:
oya give us the northern list of soups
Wispy... Them get headless soups in the north.
1 miya kuka
2 kupewa ... Kind of okra
3. Zogale... This one flushes the system
4. Beans soup... Made with beans as thickener
....
Of these I've eaten kupewa and Zogale at some point
Celebrities › Re: Tboss: I Wish I Had Taken More Photos Naked by geechy: 1:39pm On Oct 31, 2021
Bukasint:
Wearing of Pant is oyibo man's culture. It's not African thing
Buka, u don min it??
Anytin wey oyinbo man dey do now na copy wey dem copy from Africa then modified it to look like they started first..... So yes, I say you're wrong.

Who else thinks this is correct?
Celebrities › Re: Tboss: I Wish I Had Taken More Photos Naked by geechy: 1:29pm On Oct 31, 2021
Bukasint:
My sister even me too...of recent I stopped wearing pants. It's has no need, makes me uncomfortable and the whites hardly wear it here too.
Buka, see here in Nigeria I met a girl and as we enter room make we rock, we remove cloth. I removed her clothings. I pulled at the panty, there was none..... Na d babe dey highlight me say them no wear pant again no. I asked why, she said na feminine consensus thing ...say I no go understand

Warris dis??
Food › Re: How Many Of These Soups Have You Tried? by geechy: 6:07pm On Oct 30, 2021
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@op.. South east and south south +south west have more soup on your menu... Why is it that na only miya kuka be the only soup from the north on the menu..??

North sef no get food ... If not danwake
Celebrities › Re: Liquorose Wears Braless See-Through Dress To TECNO BBNaija After Party (Video) by geechy: 1:03pm On Oct 29, 2021
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Some say liquor get mam body ... That could be ...
But it doesn't negate the fact that she get puna and she gon wet your thing if you penetrate her. and if you spill inside of her... 9 months pere
Romance › Re: Would You Accept Walk Dates? by geechy: 10:44pm On Oct 28, 2021
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@op,
At night,,,, cold breeze,,,, after the rain,,,, walking hand in hand,,,,,having deep convo,,,, real shit...,...... I lick her ear .... Later in the night,,,,,12pm ................. Fvckry meeting commence,,,,another round at 3am,,,no resting
Politics › Re: 22 Govs Apply As FG Begins Model Ranch Fund’s Disbursement Next Week by geechy: 5:48pm On Oct 27, 2021
omoharry:
Pls dont be.This is a phase and a dark time for us all.It shall surely pass. I hope we are sensible this time around come 2023.
That is a big 'if' .... The workings
Romance › Re: I Can’t Find Husband Because Of Bad Roads In My Area – Ghanaian Woman Laments by geechy: 4:48pm On Oct 27, 2021
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@op, I think urgent 2k emanated from this place ....

But make she ask how our gals here manage.. They've successfully converted that 3k to a Nigerian thing
Career › Re: Should Relatives, Friends Know The Exact Amount You Earn by geechy: 4:40pm On Oct 27, 2021
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@op make them know wetin I earn unto what?
My mother tried that shit with me and I just bought her an apartment and ate biscuit with her ....case end

Village people still dey follow people waka o... Know thyself
Romance › Re: Which ''Toasting'' Style Is The Best? (picture) by geechy: 2:22pm On Oct 27, 2021
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@op, under the mango tree ... I used to be shy. The first pics reminds me of how boys who came from the city would be forming when toasting a lady wen be say na us them go come borrow money from to impress the girl... And they usually get to lay them females 8 out of 10 times
Politics › Re: Buhari: 12 Million Children Afraid Of Attending School by geechy: 8:37am On Oct 27, 2021
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Put it right, Mr bull.

12 million children in northern Nigeria are scared of going to school...

The nonsense seen in the presidency!!
Politics › Re: Sanusi: Buhari Should Be Impeached For Spending Millions Of Dollars On Subsidy by geechy: 8:31am On Oct 27, 2021
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Subsidy, What do I know?

All I know is the goverbment to make fuel available at humane amount, make economy humanely viable and make the currency solid against its peers.....

I dont have anything to say to sanusi..he knows where he hung his cloths ......
Politics › Re: PMB Says Digital Currency Will Boost Nigeria's GDP By $29 Billion In 10 Years by geechy: 10:10pm On Oct 25, 2021
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All this hogwash about enaira and 1naira -1enaira PPP.. Even if it works won't take long before it topples down, give it 1year. Buhari and his bull,not ready to invest in the long term to revive dormant institutions

What happens to ajaokuta steel
What about the road networks, see how tankers and peoples money are wasting on the roads, power, agriculture etc these are projects that will revive economy and get things working again.....there's never an easy way around it. You have to be committed to do the work for the people

No be me tell you to go talk say 1dollar will be equal to 1naira wen you are president... President hara hara wuru wuru.. Una generation get special place in hell
Politics › Re: We Are Not Useless – Nigerian Army Replies The Economist by geechy: 11:00pm On Oct 24, 2021
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I dont have time for this idiocy.
Useless nigerian army under a useless buhari regime
Politics › Re: Godwin Maduka: If Youths Are Adequately Empowered, They Will Not Take Arms by geechy: 10:53pm On Oct 24, 2021
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That is how they will be talking adequately empowered .... When power reach them they no go do pass their nose
Goodluck established sure p
Bubu change am to n power
Maybe wen he come you go change am to g rescue

This country suppose dey olx make we price am
Nairaland General › Re: I Want To Quit Friends & Social Media Because Of Too Much Of Financial Begging by geechy: 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2021
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@op, should I consider giving to babiala people as giving to the needy...

Genuine people like me wey need money to be invested on me to blow my idea and ministry dey hope say person go really seee my begging and humble spirit and bless me.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye lied, Baze University Record Shows Ex-Senator Had second-Class by geechy: 2:24pm On Oct 24, 2021
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Dino and co just suddenly brandishing baze uni cert.. Wetin do kwara state uni, anambra state uni or kogi state uni certs? Is it wrong if they brandish their state certs like this..... Nigerian politicians and hypocrisy

Las las looks like I go abandon my desire to acquire oxford cert. Baze uni be like e go cheap and I fit operate online and I can discuss my grade with lecturers
Family › Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by geechy: 9:26am On Oct 24, 2021
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@op, I guess when you seek a life partner, you'll find one. Age is just a number.
On the other hand, sometimes something's aren't meant for everyone.
Sugar for e.g is a sweetener but a diabetic somborry is expected to give it 1000km gap

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