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Politics / Re: Fasola's 300M Cars And South West Media by geeez: 11:05am On Jan 04, 2014
I don't believe Igbos are this dull, dumb or ret.arded

Or how else can I comprehend this thread?

BRF's jeeps may even have cost us N2.5bn each but where is the proof

And if you feel so strongly about it, make a petition to the EFCC (sorry I forgot they are cash strapped) or the Police

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Politics / Re: Gej's Giant Strides In The South-east by geeez: 11:00am On Jan 04, 2014
fabulous4u:
your region I don't know,but a thread will soon be opened for that.
just don't die of hate when the thread surfaces
APC e-goat

Sorry to burst your bubbles but I'm close to politicians across all parties and I don't belong to any party

I'm proudly Yoruba and I thank God for that

I love my people, the language, the culture, the spirt and what we were able to do for ourselves before we were all lumped under one system

Oya open the thread and let me see what this government has done in Yorubaland and I will be the first to commend it

After all they are projects that will benefit me and my people
Crime / Re: 2,500 teenagers Rescued From Baby Factories In The Southeast by geeez: 10:55am On Jan 04, 2014
The biggest industry

Generating the most income for households since 1970

Employing over 100,000 layers (girls) and 1,000 cockerels (the guys) annually

If they close down these industrial giants, they will flock the cities of the SW

The layers will become prostitutes while he cockerels will take to armed robbery, drugs or fraud

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Politics / Re: Gej's Giant Strides In The South-east by geeez: 10:40am On Jan 04, 2014
fabulous4u:
by the time we reel out his achievements in your region I'm sure you'll be amazed but will definitely not admit it cos your hate filled mentality will be in full swing.
but I have a word for u and your APC s-goats
'no matter the level of your hate you can never stop transformation'
APC e-goats

Please reel them out

I'm waiting

If you can't list them then you're hopeless

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Politics / Re: Wife Arrested While Exporting Heroin To Husband by geeez: 10:26am On Jan 04, 2014
A woman was arrested for drugs this year and one ret.ard comes to post crimes of over two years ago for what?

To take attention away from the fact or the truth that out nine out of every ten drug peddlers is a Igbo?

Keep living in denial. It doesn't change the fact that everyone in Nigeria and outside it associates Igbos with crime both in and outside Nigeria

You can stretch the thread to three pages with Yoruba crimes but it still doesn't change your world acclaimed title of criminality

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Politics / Re: Gej's Giant Strides In The South-east by geeez: 10:16am On Jan 04, 2014
Are you telling us he is the government of the East, by the East and for the East?
Politics / Re: Immigration To Purchase N116m Tricycles To Fight Terrorism by geeez: 10:14am On Jan 04, 2014
They fitted with GPS and cameras

They also remotely controlled

Yawns ... Wakes up from dream

What a county

Never a dull moment

Even if I don't make it to Rhythm Unplugged, I'm tuned to Politics Plugged
Politics / Re: Aviation Ministry To Spend N18bn On Airport Remodelling This Year by geeez: 10:06am On Jan 04, 2014
N18bn?

Are the terminals bullet proof?

Just asking
Politics / Re: Fashola, Pope Francis, Japanese Pm, 97 Others Listed As Lsdp Top Global Thinkers by geeez: 12:37am On Jan 04, 2014
Like I once said BRF is just in a class of his own

I wonder who placed him on the same podium with Obi

How can you display a Porsche and a Keke Napep in the same showroom?

It's not done anywhere from Milan to Lagos

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Politics / Re: Rivers Group Scolds Amaechi Over His Comment That Gej Only Developed Biafrans by geeez: 9:47am On Jan 03, 2014
Even with this outburst, they didn't accept to be Biafrans
Politics / Re: Ibadan Kids Spend New Year At The Escalator At Shoprite Ibadan by geeez: 9:41am On Jan 03, 2014
ketoprofen:

Was she lying?
The yorubas on Linda ikeji don't cover up as the losers here do

Everybody knows Linda Ikeji is an ethic bigot

She promotes only her fellow Igbos and rubbishes anything Yoruba
Religion / TB Joshua's 2013 Prophecies In Retrospect by geeez: 8:37am On Jan 03, 2014
I don't attend his church but going through prophecies by various men of God, I decided to dig through his prophecies for 2013 to see how accurate he was

Seems like they all came to pass

Prophet T.B. Joshua in a recent service revealed some prophecies for the year 2013 for individuals around the World.

His message was quite compelling and different from what we have been hearing recently.

It is indeed a prophecy with a difference and caused us to stop and ponder his words:

Let me give you a few out of many prophecies…

The prophecies for nations, continents and for those at the helm of affairs shall be announced during the next Sunday Service.

1. A year of surprises – I am seeing many great, famous, popular and rich men and politicians will become helpless and in need of help in matters of sickness, disease, finances, death, etc. One of the causes: They have failed to reward those who helped them to succeed. This is the year of judgment, especially for politicians who use youth to support their political ambitions without reward after winning power. Tell your neighbour: Reward those who help you succeed now.

2. Those in the foodstuff business will have a field day this year. Farming and agriculture will be the order of the day and will help greatly to be the source of solution this year. People engaged in it will be greatly blessed.

3. Those anxious about God and who hate sin – the faithful – your prayers for many years are not lost. This year, there will be instant answers to your prayers, especially those who have been seeking for the fruit of the womb. The long-time barren will become mothers of many babies this New Year.

4. Natural disasters will be many this New Year, such as motor accidents, sea sickness and air disasters. Let us move to God. With God, all things are possible.

5. Stop praying against those who hurt you. This year, you will see clearly that God is God of vengeance. Instead, you should pray for them.

6. Do charity work – feed the poor and the needy and give scholarships to those who deserve them. This year, there is great reward in doing this if you do it with all your heart. No matter how little, share it with others. Share their pain and share their joy.

7. Our youth who think always of travelling should use the money to go into agriculture or foodstuff business because in the New Year, God will bless them. They will achieve greatness by transacting in agriculture and foodstuff and become successful in export and import business. The money I am talking about could be in the region of N100,000, N200,000, N250,000 ($1,000, $1,500, $2,000).

Those who have been working for many years and have never been satisfied with the job and salary they receive, the little limited resources at their disposal should be invested in foodstuff business or agriculture, especially those already married.

They should divide themselves in such a way that either the husband or wife should step down from service where they receive salary and face agriculture.

Foodstuff business and agriculture or farming are anointed businesses this New Year, to revive the world from economic depression.

This is the secret of God revealed to you today. Quote me; you will not regret doing it. My name is T.B. Joshua.
Politics / Re: Open Letter To Jonathan: Asari Dokubo Replies Obasanjo by geeez: 7:19am On Jan 03, 2014
Is this a response to OBJ's letter or an attempt to settle a score?

But how can Asari say OBJ impoverished the ND?

He increased derivation to 13% and has remained so ever since

He created the NDDC and Ministry of the Niger Delta and no other institution or parastatal has been formed with respect to the ND after that

I'm sure we've not heard the last of this

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Politics / Re: Mother Of Five Nabbed By NDLEA While Exporting Heroin To Husband by geeez: 6:59am On Jan 03, 2014
Old habits die hard

May they continue to be caught

Omo ole jati jati
Politics / Re: Ibadan Kids Spend New Year At The Escalator At Shoprite Ibadan by geeez: 10:32pm On Jan 02, 2014
ilugunboy:

Everytime I see excited kids and teenagers on the escalator leading to the Cinema arena at both the ICM and TP playing excitedly up and down ...are you saying Enugu kids are more sophisticated?

You village clowns are just one set of pathetic savages.

Even in escalators leading to the London Underground trains kids play on escalators

It's never unusual for kids up to age 11 and sometimes beyond

I'm sure people raising the roof here haven't stepped on escalators before because if the have, they must have come across a kid or two hopping on an escalator
Politics / Re: Ibadan Kids Spend New Year At The Escalator At Shoprite Ibadan by geeez: 10:23pm On Jan 02, 2014
ketoprofen:

Cry me a river.
If sb has said Enugu mall is dry this season, that means there is no truth that will come from ur mouths.
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One outlet in Enugu will still make more money than 230 outlets in Ibadan.
Its good u came to Enugu, let me bliv u.
At least, it means u saw fresh looking, clean men, girls and most esp children who are not scared of escalators.
I still can't bliv that thing happened in 2013.

And three years later, it hasn't expanded by one aisle

While in Ibadan, they are planning a third outlet in less than eight months

Apparently they over estimated Enugu

Which clean people? All those Igbotic women with hairs on their chest, face and legs?

Shoprite Enugu is a failure and I wonder why they went there

Through my years in banking, Ibadan branches were always more profitable than all eastern branches minus Delta, Rivers and Akwa Ibom

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Kids Spend New Year At The Escalator At Shoprite Ibadan by geeez: 10:07pm On Jan 02, 2014
ilugunboy:

Shut your putrid mouth up for once!

You claimed the food courts in Enugu malls were swarming with hungry people.....on the 24-26th....it's either you were there or you heard it. So show us the people swarming the place...the burden of prove is on you to show us how busy and sophisticated the Enugu mall crowds were.

Am sure you've never cross the Niger bridge in your life into Asaba....not to mention anywhere is the SW....that is the only way to excuse your profound ignorance.

My brother I've been to Polo Park more than ten times

It's always scanty

It's no surprise Shorpite there is struggling to stay afloat

Just imagine only one outlet three years after and Ibadan is already gunning for three in less than a year

The only time I shockingly saw a crowd there was when a telecom company had an activation outside and guess what they were there to do - just watch

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Kids Spend New Year At The Escalator At Shoprite Ibadan by geeez: 10:00pm On Jan 02, 2014
Mayor_of_Lagos:

Is it not better for these Ibadan kids to play on elevator than to be out in the bush hunting chimpanzee meat for village feast, ehn?


The resemblance is amazing
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Ex-militants To Gulp N63b In New Budget by geeez: 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2014
Geeez!

That's almost Ebonyi's budget for 2014

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Politics / Re: Osun Govt. Acquires N51million Land To Build Church by geeez: 9:02pm On Jan 02, 2014
For Aregbesola I'm not sure this is necessary

However, Lagos has something similar in the Chapel of Christ the Light, Alausa

I would rather he builds something like this in the state secretariat with a mosque alongside if there's enough space for it

However, Ogbeni has done too much good for this to tick me off

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Politics / Re: Obanikoro: Fashola’s Official Car Costs More Than Oduah’s Bulletproof Cars by geeez: 7:48pm On Jan 02, 2014
Clerverly:

We do not need proof because Obanikoro sells Range Rover and he was a former Ambassador to Ghana wink

And Obanikoro sold BRF the Range right?

I drive the same car and I know how much it costs

And what does being an Ambassador to Ghana do?

Are car bullet proofs fixed at the Nigerian High Commission in Accra?

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Religion / Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by geeez: 7:44pm On Jan 02, 2014
Wow!

I enjoyed this piece

It's like a concert from all indications

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Politics / Re: Ibadan Kids Spend New Year At The Escalator At Shoprite Ibadan by geeez: 7:29pm On Jan 02, 2014
agbameta:
Even little kids enjoying themselves drove our sad and pathetic villagers crazy....lmao

My brother o su mi o

Emi o ri iru eleyi ri o

If kids playing on an escalator, like 75% of kids would do anyway, is giving them a heart attack, then imagine what seeing high school kids with tablets in Oshogbo will do to them

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Politics / Re: Obanikoro: Fashola’s Official Car Costs More Than Oduah’s Bulletproof Cars by geeez: 7:20pm On Jan 02, 2014
Obanikoro should show us proof

We saw documents pertaining to Oduah's

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Politics / Re: Abuja Capital Of Arewa Republic by geeez: 4:17pm On Jan 02, 2014
DerideGull:

gizzard,

I do not know the meaning of indemnity according to your Yoruba dictionary, olodo. However I know that “An indemnity is a sum paid by A to B by way of compensation for a particular loss suffered by B”.

Copy and paste definition

Once again, you're brainless

Check out the models for every country that has had to balkanize and tell me if what you typed makes sense. Check out Sudan and the Soviet Union.

If I, as a Yoruba guy owns houses in Kano and tomorrow it becomes Arewa Republic, the house will continue to be my property and it will be like my house in London. If the terms and conditions of my lease on the land changes, I will be compensated by the government although I don't have the right to determine what the compensation should be. So what's your point?

When constructing roads and federal structures, there's no indemnity expect the construction company is mandated to indemnify the government should there be damage within a period but a performance bond is more apt in such a scenario

Your argument makes no sense whatever

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