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Crime / Re: Acid Attack On 20-Year-old Woman In London by GEJPFOOD: 9:48pm On Feb 02, 2013
COOLDUN:

You have exposed your idiosyncrasy in your comment, how does this matter concern the Igbo men and Igbo tribe in general? Who told you that Igbo men don’t cook? Seems you messed yourself up with the Igbo men and now you are barking like a dog against the Igbo tribe. When a bitch runs after men for money that is what they get. Keep on running your dirty stinking mouth and distributing your disease invaded rotten pussy, because talk is free. Haven’t you heard that the western countries are banning this masqueradic dressings you call tradition in public. Who knows the slum shanty bed bugged hotel you are writing from, with your stolen China phone. Idiot.Bush Ashawo.
THANK U BROS... DON'T MIND THAT CHEAP HARLOT
Pets / Re: 13-year-old Keeps Python As Pet by GEJPFOOD: 12:14am On Feb 02, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hld81D0Vlxo

A lion trying to have intimacy with a female guard. Unbelievable

Please moderator makes this front page
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Basket Mouth With His Kids by GEJPFOOD: 11:57pm On Feb 01, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hld81D0Vlxo

A lion trying to have intimacy with a female guard. Unbelievable!
Please make this front page moderator

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Religion / Re: Predictions For The First Quarter Of 2013 by GEJPFOOD: 7:45pm On Jan 25, 2013
@Acidtalk i have been following ur post on nairaland. May God continue to bless u. A prophet is never recognize in his home/country, that is wat i find out here. Please i want to relate to u. ivanmihela83@yahoo.com please inbox me
Family / Re: Undeniable Facts About Marriage by GEJPFOOD: 8:14pm On Jan 23, 2013
Coldfeet:
ALL NA BIG LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get want you want in anything or anywhere you find yourself! You can say a million and one negative things about marriage and the one you married and I will tell you just one thing that surpasses all of them! THE FEAR OF GOD!! Have it and you are good to go! I always prophesy and speak positively into the life of my husband and my marriage no matter how tough or rough it gets!! And positivity is all I get!!! Na my two legs I use waka enter! Na my two eyes I shine enter am! Na my big mouth I use say "I DO" nobody force me o! If you believe the op pls kindly remain single and stop whining!
Why the user name coldfeet? because the user name we use means wat we have pass or passing through in life or watever. Why not use something that signify wat u just say here! Did u develope coldfeet in steping into marriage? I don't believe u till u change this user name.
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by GEJPFOOD: 9:19pm On Jan 22, 2013
Then in special science school, we have this teacher that taught us biology. One day he came in the class, we had a lecture about respiratory system. How the food we eat pass through the throat. And he called the throat oseaphagus. From that day we start to call him mr.oseaphagus.
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by GEJPFOOD: 8:24pm On Jan 22, 2013
sanb: My maths teacher loved the Pythagoras' theorem and couldn’t resist mentioning it during maths lessons. We got so tired of it that we now decided to call him Mr Pythagoras. So one day he was late for his class and we were all wondering out loud where is Mr Pythagoras? One of our class student now came in to inform the class that Mr Pythagoras was on his way but unknown to us, he heard the name and wonder who we were calling Mr Pythagoras? I tell you, that day wasn’t funny and anytime I remember it, I Lol...
LWKMD
Politics / Re: Gov. Chime At London Hospital For ENT Condition by GEJPFOOD: 2:25pm On Jan 22, 2013
BeraBera: [size=16pt] Why Was He Accompanied by a female aide? [/size]
IS IT A CRIME? I DONT KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE REASON. SMH
Politics / Re: Pain As Nigerian Postal Workers’ Strike Enters Week 2 by GEJPFOOD: 10:28am On Jan 19, 2013
And our President is busy budgeting Millions of dollars for animal food and food supplement in Aso Rock. God is watching!
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Ibinabo Fiberesima's Birthday Party by GEJPFOOD: 7:16pm On Jan 18, 2013
tjskii: See my fine bobo no pimples ramsey*love dis niggyy gan*

How come genny looks ugly in pics these days
Post ur pics here lets see.!
Crime / Re: Girl Stabs Boyfriend With Broken Bottle by GEJPFOOD: 8:55pm On Jan 17, 2013
berem: Ogusbaba don turn female. wonders shall never end.

the man must be a weakling. the woman na real hitler. but i can't imagine fighting because of a man. No man is worth it at all.
Me too i can't with stand fighting for any woman. No woman worth it but i can only fight for my mum and sisters.
Food / Re: Do People Still Eat Three Square Meals Daily In Nigeria? by GEJPFOOD: 10:58pm On Jan 12, 2013
kagari: Is nairaland owned by oluwaseun osewa 2005 - 2013
Seun U better watch the excesses of this group before they will gang-up like G
Food / Re: Do People Still Eat Three Square Meals Daily In Nigeria? by GEJPFOOD: 10:45pm On Jan 12, 2013
Cutejay: I hardly eat 3x a day even on weekends just a habit i got used to when i was in the university i used to eat 1nce a day after the day's lecture as a result of that stomach ulcer set in, even now that am done i still do that sometimes but when the pain of ulcer starts thats when i remember that i have'nt eaten so eat 2x a day when i'm less busy.
I wonder the kind of University graduates we have in Nigeria. At bolded part i hope it isn't a mistake
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Goldie In Malaysia by GEJPFOOD: 2:23pm On Jan 12, 2013
Francheezy:
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R u d 0wner 0f d envir0nmeNt ?
How much did golddick pay to u? Im suspecting Preezo is on this tread
Politics / Re: 'Smelly Nigerian': Racist Confrontation On London Train by GEJPFOOD: 11:33am On Jan 11, 2013
Sisi_Kill: See the other Show of Shame


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeECHXANTk

SMDH!

On another note, they see Africans going at each other's throats like these ones were and we expect them to treat us differently?

Even here on NL, y'all fight each. . .call each others tribes the most despicable names and then get all up in arms when an outsider says something derogatory about Nigeria. You can't eat your cake and have it too....it's either you respect yourselves and get respected by all and sundry or. . .well you know undecided
This are Yoruba guys vs a guy from Benin. Please correct that guy is a Ghananian.
Fashion / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Models Aso Ebi Fashion From Her St. Genevieve Line by GEJPFOOD: 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2013
Ulueme Frank: Can anybody tell me why this genevieve cannot get a husband in 9ja all this while or are the barchelors afraid of her ni
What is ur business? Does getting husband ticket to heaven? How many of ur sisters are married? SLOWPOKE
Fashion / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Models Aso Ebi Fashion From Her St. Genevieve Line by GEJPFOOD: 8:45pm On Jan 09, 2013
illuminutty :
see as all of them fat like swollen shyte. Even their bwests don fall kpatatakpata. See even the door, the wall and the curtains in the background*spits*. Tufiakwa. And the last picture come make all of them get vampire and cat eyes. I wonder what she is doing with all the money she is making. Shee cant buy husband, she cant buy better house, she cant buy better door, she cant buy better curtains, she cant even buy better friends and better camera. She go soon go meet sam loco, enebeli elebuwa and co.
Wat? hey u really go extreme far. wat did Genny did to u? How can u have these hatred on ur fellow human? God is the only one that holds they key of our life and we are nothing but pencil in the HANDS OF GOD. Even though u write hoping that nobody is there with u doing it but all seeing eyes is right there in ur room as u show this hatred to the lady. I want u to tender an appology here b4 wat u wish to Genny comes back to u soonest. Accept Christ as ur lord and personal saviour.
Crime / Re: Girl Beheaded In Ebonyi, Private Parts Missing by GEJPFOOD: 5:29pm On Jan 09, 2013
abdulkayus:

dont u ppl hav respect again. Is dat hw to spelt God? Everyword in 9ja is being basterdised. My guy, its God nt Gawd. Giv some respect pls
God bless u!
Politics / Re: Governor Obi Apprehends Tanker Driver Over Traffic Offence by GEJPFOOD: 10:05pm On Jan 08, 2013
Obiageli in action! I love that her voice, very seductive
Politics / Re: Ahmadu Ali Is The New PDP BoT Chairman by GEJPFOOD: 9:05pm On Jan 08, 2013
johhnnie: OBJ is a living legend. Wheter we appreciate him or not. He has achieved a feat that no Nigerian either living or dead can at least not in this millennium. He has been there. He laid the foundation for the neo-nigeria development.

HE IS REALY A GREAT MAN. GREATEST ACHIEVER OF ALL TIME.
ONYE Yoruba

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Fashion / Re: How To Be A Naija Runs Girl by GEJPFOOD: 11:01pm On Jan 06, 2013
tee-y@:
Will you at least watch the video first before going off point kmt
Are u a RUNS GIRL?
Crime / Re: Man Cuts Sister's Fingers Over Argument by GEJPFOOD: 7:04pm On Jan 06, 2013
dridowu: Chk d man name ORANU, i guess dy mean iranu
ORANU = ORIANU - i
Family / Re: When Women Use Tears For Emotional Blackmail. by GEJPFOOD: 12:06pm On Jan 06, 2013
tobechi74: That d power of a woman -TEARS
I doubt u. Power of women are there punny.
Family / Re: I Read My Sister"s Diary And She Is Planning To Commit Suicide by GEJPFOOD: 12:59pm On Jan 03, 2013
TOPIC TAGS
Boko Haram, Nigeria, Opinions
IT IS not known if the word “dysfunctional” was invented specifically to describe the Nigerian state – several other candidates also come to mind – but the word certainly fills the bill. The political institutions of Africa’s biggest country are incapable of dealing with even the smallest challenge. Indeed, they often make matters worse. Consider, for example, the way that the Nigerian government has dealt with the Islamist terrorists of Boko Haram.
Or rather, how it has failed to deal with them. Boko Haram (the phrase means ‘Western education is sinful’) began as a loony but not very dangerous group in the northern state of Bornu who rejected everything that they perceived as “Western” science. In a BBC interview in 2009 its founder, Mohammed Yusuf, claimed that the concept of a spherical Earth is against Islamic teaching. He also denied that rain came from water evaporated by the sun.
Bornu is a very poor state, however, and his preaching gave him enough of a following among the poor and ignorant to make him a political threat to the established order. So hundreds of his followers were killed in a massive military and police attack on the movement in 2009, and Mohammed Yusuf himself was murdered while in police custody. That was what triggered Boko Haram’s terrorist campaign.
Its attacks grew rapidly: by early 2012 Boko Haram had killed 700 people in dozens of attacks against military, police, government and media organisations and against the Christian minorities living in northern Nigeria. So last March Nigeria’s president, Goodluck Jonathan, promised that the security forces would end the insurgency by June. But the death toll just kept climbing.
In September, a senior official told The Guardian newspaper that “There is no sense that the government has a real grip. The situation is not remotely under control.” Last week alone saw six people dead in an attack on a church on Christmas Day, seven killed in Maiduguri, the capital of Bornu state, on 27 December, and the abduction and murder of fifteen Christians, mostly by slitting their throats, in a town near Maiduguri on the 28th.
President Jonathan’s response was to visit a Christian church on Sunday and congratulate the security forces on preventing many more attacks during Christmas week: “Although we still recorded some incidents, the extent of attacks which (Boko Haram) planned was not allowed to be executed.” If this is what success looks like, Nigeria is in very deep trouble.
Part of the reason is the “security forces”, which are corrupt, incompetent, and brutal. In the murderous rampages that are their common response to Boko Haram’s attacks, they have probably killed more innocent people than the terrorists themselves, and have certainly stolen more property. Right across the country’s mainly Muslim north, they are Boko Haram’s best recruiting sergeants.
But it is the government that raises, trains and pays these security forces, and even in a continent where many countries have problems with the professionalism of the army and police, Nigeria’s are in a class by themselves. That is ultimately because its politicians are also in a class by themselves. There are some honest and serious men and women among them, but as a group they are spectacularly cynical and self-serving.
One reason is Nigeria’s oil: 100 million Nigerians, two-thirds of the population, live on less than a dollar a day, but there is a lot of oil money around to steal, and politics is the best way to steal it. Another is the country’s tribal, regional and religious divisions, which are extreme even by African standards. In the mainly Muslim north, 70 per cent of the population lives below the poverty line; in the mostly Christian south, only half do.

Now add a ruthless Islamist terrorist group to the mix, and stir. Boko Haram’s support does not just come from a tiny minority of religious fanatics and from grieving and angry people turned against the government by the brutality of the security forces. It also comes from a huge pool of unemployed and demoralised young men who have no hope of ever doing anything meaningful with their lives.
Democracy has not transformed politics dramatically for the better anywhere in Nigeria, but the deficit is worst in the north, where the traditional rulers protected their power by making alliances with politicians who appealed to the population’s Islamic sentiments. That’s why all the northern states introduced sharia law around the turn of the century: to stave off popular demands for more far-reaching reforms.
But that solution is now failing, for the cynical politicians who became Islamist merely for tactical reasons are being outflanked by genuine fanatics who reject not only science and religious freedom but democracy itself.
Nigeria only has an Islamist terrorist problem at the moment, mostly centred in the north and with sporadic attacks in the Christian-majority parts of the country. But it may be heading down the road recently taken by Mali, in which Islamist extremists actually seize control of the north of the country and divide it in two. And frankly, lots of people in the south wouldn’t mind a bit: just seal the new border, and forget about the north.

I WEEP FOR MY COUNTRY!
Religion / Re: Seeking Worshippers by GEJPFOOD: 12:12am On Jan 03, 2013
Why do people raise their hands towards heaven when they are praying and worshiping? Please moderator put these in front page.
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by GEJPFOOD: 9:06pm On Jan 02, 2013
THANK YOU GOD
Sports / Re: Osaze Apology: Why I Blasted Keshi, Nff, Osaze Reveals; Apologises For Outburst by GEJPFOOD: 2:25pm On Dec 31, 2012
yuzedo: At list he didn't did dis once over twinta. undecided

Osanze is a good guys and very dedicate. I fill bad all this is happens to him instead of that karagulated mechionu guy mikel who does big mens for Super eagle but still call him all the time.

Osaze, i wish you well in your carrier. Goodbye to national team my grate broda of life. cry
Choi!! English(RIP)
Politics / Re: Do Nigerian Leaders Use Nairaland? by GEJPFOOD: 2:40pm On Dec 29, 2012
ogugua88:

You're one of the leaders with this type of grammar? Lol.
And so what? Is English your mother tongue? Please travel outside Nigeria and broaden your knowledge to the horizon. Is those of you that havent travel outside that keep on uttering this rubbish. Go and get your father for him to teach him grammar..eeeeeeediot

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Most Kissable Female Celebrities In Nigeria by GEJPFOOD: 10:39pm On Dec 25, 2012
huni_naija: Who put Linda ikeji on the list? Her lips look like dried Kpomo. Which kain pose she do self, for her mind she's sexy abi?

Tiwa savage and chidinma fine galas oya take kiss kiss #NoOmo grin

Jealousy will kill u. Thats why your type never progress. Be happy with successful people so that God will bless you too! SLOWPOKE
Nairaland / General / Re: Wife Rescues Husband From Burning Building In Aba by GEJPFOOD: 6:02pm On Dec 25, 2012
moresignal: House don turn to bank...3million naira? sad shocked shocked shocked
Do u understand English? Re-read the article.

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