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coolluk:Oga go & study d law & circumstance of D crime committed. It was obviously a crime of passion & provocation. Dere was no sign of premeditation so it wasn't 1st degree murder (cold-blooded). She served a sizeable amount of time in prison & she obviously wasn't a career or hardened criminal. So d pardon was appropriate & well used. |
Femich18:OK... Didn't notice. |
marhoinspire:Dnt gv & u go hear am. U tnk say 9ja police dey send innocence or guilt. Na money most of dem dey find. No b ds same country policeman kill person because im no buy am beer? |
Femich18:Is it d uniform or d man in d uniform dt shld b changed? D caliber of pple dey recruit & d lackadaisical attitude 2 their welfare is wt makes d 9ja police wack. |
Just make sure say u marry am or else (in sista nkechi's voice) D THUNDER DT WILL FIRE U.... Na special limited edition of sango in collaboration with amadioha & Thor go make am. |
Congrats 2 him. |
pippimp:Don't mind dem. Blatant hypocrites d lot of dem. If we were as morally upright as we claim we r, 9ja wld nt be 1 of D most corrupt countries in d world. Awon Pretenders oshi... |
julianaaaron:Bt she don get admission enta Harvard. Y u dey vex on top her mata wen no b say na u born am? (or na u born am?) |
Abeg make dem free d babe joor. She's young & shld b allowed 2 express her youthful exuberance. Mary Jane is even legal in some states in d US sef. I kno dt some 'moral' 9ja pple wld start drinking paracetamol 4 her headache nw. |
donnie:Hw many idle hands hv these 'brilliant, genius' minds employed? Hw many of D numerous problems bedeviling our nation hv dey solved? Hw much r dey contributn 2 D national GDP? D honest answer is zilch, zero, nada. 4 Christ's sake, dey dnt even pay ordinary tax. IMO aliko dangote is a more useful, lyf-touching, positively influencing person dan a lot of MOG s in 9ja. |
Acidosis:I concur wt u on d need 4 prayer bt d problem wt 9ja isn't spiritual, it's physical & very much man-made . Until we all start doing d ryt thing, all d prayers we r sayn is 4 self deceit. We need 2 stop deceiving ourselves in dis country. U tnk it's prayers dt wld fix our crater-sized, pothole-riddled roads, gv us uninterrupted power supply, stop our excessive love 4 importation of even basic goods (lyk pencils) dt is killing our currency & exerts a negative domino effect on ingenuity, employment, economic development & tech advancement? D sane answer is No. IMO, God has already been more Dan gracious 2 us even more Dan a lot of countries lyk US, China, dubai etc. When last did u hear of natural disasters lyk earthquakes, tsunamis, Volcanic eruptions, wildfires, hurricanes happening in our country? our climate is beta & more pple friendly Dan theirs still despite all these impediments, dey still made their country more developed Dan ours. I SMH 4 dis nation. Make we continue 2 dey fool ourselves say na God go solve our problems wen even Bible talk say "b nt deceived, God is nt mocked 4 wteva a man soweth, dt he shall reap". |
Instead of us 2 use our home grown athletes 2 compete so dt our sport wld dev, we r using foreign-trained pple. A typical example of D win @ all cost mentality dt Has bn d bane of sport growth in 9ja. |
grossintel:If na wetin go gv us brain, make dt 1 hpn. It's hightym we d pple of ds country stop blaming d leaders only 4 d sorry state of our nation & start seeing hw we d common men r also spoiling 9ja. Lagbaja no stupid wen im talk 4 1 of im song "leader is wicked bt follower is wickeder". 4 example everybody dey complain say everywhere dirty, gutter dey flood, unsanitary Conditions boku. Abeg na 4rm aso rock dirty dey comot litter our surrounding? Na d pure water nylon buhari or saraki drink wey dey block our gutter anytym rain start dey fall? Na d dustbin wey national assembly use wey dey attract house flies & oda orishirishi vectors wey dey carry plenty diseases? Yes our leaders bad gan bt we average Nigerians dey guilty of some kain things wey dey dabaru our country. |
An apt case of D huge brain drain dt our successive clueless, evil, robbing leaders & their cronies hv instigated in ds country. It's lyk d case of D individual in dt Igbo proverb dt is in d stream & yet can't wash d soap suds from his eyes. |
if d military succeeds in its coup, it portends a big conundrum 4 US military ops against ISIS. Dey cant openly support d overthrow of a democratically elected govt hence dey wld hv 2 withdraw their bases 4rm turkey. dis 1 dt erdogen cant b contacted, i hope say dem neva off am. |
DEXTROVERT:dts y u r an african man & dts y africa is so fvckd because of dis type of mentality. |
Continued... Her mediocre looks however faded into obscurity in the presence of two great assets she possessed – the first being an ample, well rounded, enticing derriere, which instantly sent blood surging to my nether region and had me clamping hard on my tongue so as to not whistle lewdly earlier on as she turned around to lead me to her room. The second (and in my opinion the deadlier ‘weapon’ in her arsenal) being one of the biggest (if not the biggest) & fullest set of breasts I have seen were located on her chest. It was obvious she knew their efficiency hence she ‘packaged’ them in a low-cut spaghetti top devoid of the stifling confining of a bra thereby intentionally revealing her impressive cleavage, which bisected those two balloon-like mounds like a valley between the mountainous peaks of the Himalayas & revealing outlines of her nipples prodding through its thin fabric (the thought of them still makes my ‘john thomas’ stand at attention). They (referring to the breasts) were the main reason why I selected her among dozens of her peers that paraded the frontage of the brothel ‘advertising’ their ‘wares’. That & a seductive, come-hither look on her that without the need of words promised great, erotic pleasures should I choose her and that I did. Those weapons were once again employed this time with a certain measure of ruthlessness as we haggled over how much she was to receive for her services. I was proving adamant to her named price which I felt were too steep and was about to issue an ultimatum that I would take my business elsewhere to her ‘competitors’ who I felt would jump at the price I was offering when suddenly she stepped in front of me and stretching her hands, grabbed my head and squeezed it against her voluptuous bosom. Any iota of resistance I previously experienced within withered as my face was being smothered in those super soft, pillows-like boobs. It was like being at the receiving end of a heavy knockout punch; my thinking faculty suddenly went AWOL. All I could remember was the steely urge to touch those irresistible breasts and work my magic on them. The prospect of suckling her nipples had me salivating just as Pavlov’s dog must have whenever it heard its master ringing a bell. In fact, I temporarily lost the ability to speak. All I could do was nod vigorously to whatever she was saying. “That would be enough about her for now” I told myself as I decided to momentarily focus on the motive of my act. To be continued... |
Photizos:my broda u will live long. ur post make sense die. i wish say na pple lyk u full dis country. we 4 don beta since. i weep 4 9ja. instd make we gv ourself brain dey thnk progressively,we still dey carry tribalistic, 'religious' & partisan 4 head lyk alabaru. make we continue 2 dey deeive ourselves while oda countries dey progress. |
jamesibor:actually it cld mean less because d republicans r against gun control laws while democrats hv been pushn 4 it since obama became president. |
rantmoniker:oga u dnt hv 2 comment because u c pple commentn. Save ur MB if u cnt post sensibly. So because som pple r gay, dey deserve 2 b killed dt way abi? u r homophobic dt i understand because its a free world & u r entitled 2 ur beliefs b it ignorant or odawise bt neva eva try 2 dispel ur hateful ignorance as truth or divinely sanctioned thought. nobody gay or straight deserved 2 be butchered in dt manner. So take my candid advice & stop actn holier than thou, u self-righteous, unfeeling fellow. |
ALMUSTAQIM:He tried bt republicans frustrated him by portraying him as anti american & tryn 2 overrule their 2nd amendment ryts. |
Continued... “Who was she (the female I was screwing)?” The instant answer that crossed my mind was that I had no idea but as I thought deeper, I began filling in the blanks with the little details I had noticed in less than an hour of meeting her starting from the most obvious. As i mentioned at the inception of my musing, she was an ashi, a short form for ashewo, a derogatory word many Nigerians and every person of Yoruba descent or resident in Lagos state knew to mean “prostitute”. To be labeled one was a low for any lady and likely to chase away intending suitors faster than an excreta-covered individual trying to snag an embrace would cause any normal human being to flee. However, she was a professional (if I could use the word). To women like her, any semblance of decency was a luxury she couldn’t afford. Her abode of operation (in which we were ‘getting at IT’) was a dinghy, stuffy, cell-like room located in one of the seedy bordellos of the notorious red lights district named empire. Empire was also a hotbed for not only prostitution but also petty theft, armed robbery, drug trafficking, cultist attacks and so on. Many a man have met their untimely end at empire. Police raids were a commonplace event and every now and then, the despicable atrocities perpetuated in this cesspool of human corruption were detailed in a national daily. I focused next on trying to guess her age… I concluded that she was somewhere north of thirty years therefore she was older than I was (mind you, I have no reservation about that; she wasn’t the first and hopefully wouldn’t be the last older woman i would bed; women being like wine that improves with age & all). Judging from her accent during our earlier haggling over her rates, I knew she was of igbo extraction. Finally, I devoted ample time to objectively examine and grade her physical attributes. Her face was plain in looks; nothing was drop dead gorgeous about it yet it would be a grave defamation to call it ugly. She was fair complexioned in that igbo way. Her naked body could be graded slightly below average by a benevolent examiner (which I think I am) . Her midriff in particular was particularly unattractive; it was bloated and heavily crisscrossed with stretch marks making me suspect that she had at a period of her life been heavily pregnant. She had little tufts of pubic hair on her groin that bristled when they were touched. Her vulva was darker in complexion than her other parts; it was currently slathered in liberal quantities of lubricant (no doubt an economic maneuver to conserve the long period that would have been employed to make her vag secrete the real thing). Her legs were just as her torso was, short and slightly stocky with feet ending with toenails painted with lilac nail polish. To be continued... |
"Nna men! I love ashi die." I couldn't help thinking as i thrust my turgid, latex-encased member into her hollow recess as she posed canine style whilst i watched her stretch mark -striped butt cheeks quake severely & enjoyed the sensuous clapping sound they made as they came in contact with my gyrating pelvis. Like a skilled musical conductor directing the performance of an orchestra, i increased the pace and changed the direction in which i 'moved' my 'baton' thereby increasing the crescendo and speed of the clapping music i was composer, conductor, performer and audience of until i got the note i desired; a soft moan escaped the prison of her lips & had me grinning ear to ear like a Cheshire cat. To me, it signified her reluctant surrender to & acknowledgement of my coital dexterity, a reluctant confession that she found sex with me pleasurable and not an affliction she had to endure because of the significant sum I coughed so I could do[i][/i] her and douse the torturous fires of konji that periodically inflamed my loins before they incinerated my being. Soon after, I detected the beginnings of what I knew would be a thunderous climax stirring deep within me. This served as a warning bell for me to slow my frantic pace because ejaculating would signify the end of this heavenly session and have me internally fuming about not getting my money’s full worth. “Mbanu! My 5 k no fit jona like that” I told myself as I employed the last tactic to delay the inevitable surrender to the throes of sexual ecstasy. It was an offshoot of a mantra many find cliché but is rich in meaning to me. “Mind over matter” is a saying that inspires in me the belief (some might qualify it with the adjective “absurd”) that my mentality is a powerful tool I could utilize in shaping my reality; that my mind could to some extent override the limits imposed by my body, environment or even other people. You may disagree but I would not like to digress from the topic at hand to argue my life philosophies with you. I slowly steered my mind away from all matters s3xual to more mundane affairs. As easy as it sounds, it is anything but that I assure you. I remember at my first attempt equating this method akin in difficulty to the Turkish art of wrestling with an opponent drenched in olive oil. I decided to focus on the who & why of what I was doing presently (banging the heck out of HER). To be continued.... |
I smell stinking lies.... |
Achorise:So wt if i don't blv in God? Shld d tenets of xtianity/islam apply 2 evrybody? Last tym i checkd, 9ja was a secular state. Morality is nt equal 2 legality. |
"d ryt wing conservatives tnk its a decision & u can b cure wt some treatment & religion; man-made rewiring of a predisposition; playing God."- Macklemore & Ryan Lewis ft Mary Lambert in "same love". d only reason i wld support dis arrest is if dey engaged in forced carnal knowledge of each other ie if dere was rape. If it was mutual, d police shld STFU, leave dem alone & face d real criminals. 4k homophobia. |
c stupid tradition o! so because some agbaya men wey dey dress in costume dey comot 4 nyt, make women no dey waka? & yet we go go dey vex if oyibo gv us bannana call us monkey. Oyibo dey do technology, we dey stil dey play wt masquerade wey neva hlp us 4 1ce. Na stil us dey carry hand import 4rm dem. I weep 4 9ja. Who gv those fools ryt 2 dey limit pple muvment when constitution talk say we get fundamental ryt of free movement? Anyway,I no blame dem. Na d bloody, clueless fools we get 4 power wey dey allow dis rubbish. Make i c d rubbish dem wan try if 2 say dem station soldiers wt tank 4 dt side. Mstchew. Bloody slaves. |
Chazzyboy:Op abeg na beg i dey beg u. Go find 1 member of ur family wt sense wey lyk u & beg am 2 b donor 4 ur brain transplant surgery. Which kain rubbish b dis? d pple i pity na d foolish NLers wey go try wetin u talk. |
EgunMogaji:keep defending sexism & 1 obsolete custom dt has less value dan bull crap (@ least dt 1 can b used as manure). So wld u advise ur sister 2 leave her only child wt a man lyk dt & his family? |
nigga 4k dt stupid culture. No b d same culture wey talk say if u gv ur pikn meat/egg, im go turn thief? Na d same foolish culture wey dey try bobo us say no b human being dey inside masquerades bt d spirit of our ancestors. who e don epp? U wan make tiwa carry her only pikn wey she carry 4 belle, suffer born gv dt useless, yeye man because of 1 yeye culture wey neva invent anythn of value b4? Afta all d insult d punk kpakay gv am on top social media, im no deserve any regard 4rm her. D fact say d guy try kill imself don cement d fact say im b unfit parent & im go b bad influence in d lyf of d pikn. In fact, she try as she talk say im go dey even c d pikn sef. Whether na yoruba land or chinko land, na stupidity 4 her 2 leave her pikn wt d man or im family. |
Shey op no get eye when im carry hand select bread wey hard pass olumo rock? because no b dem dey take hand gv u. U go select d goods u wnt 4rm d shelf dem put am. if i b u, i no go throw am away o, i go kuku soak am inside veg oil chop am. Make my #310/ loaf enta dustbin? God forbid bad tin. |
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