₦airaland Forum

mhisbliss:
ok, it was good until you mentioned sports betting and funeral services so officially you're advising us to be gamblers or wierdos capable of tearing people's guts, yuck I'll pass

Wts wrong wt both businesses? IMO dey r both honest sources of livelihood. If nobody is in funeral biz, who wld bury d dead? As 4 gambling (being a bookie/agent), nobody forces anyone 2 gamble. D person decides of his/her own free will & is aware of D risks involved. Besides if we r nt being pretentious , D money market (stocks & shares), insurance sector & oda businesses dt deal wt risks r just beta packaged gambling businesses.

Op is very dumb & ignorant. Wt he/she just committed is defamation of character via libel wt d aim of sedition. If dey nw arrest or sue him/her, he/she wld start claiming victim & crying foul. He/she shld stop abusing his right of free xprsn b4 it is withdrawn 4rm him/her. Op needs 2 understand dt his/her rights end where D rights of odas begin.

D day we in Nigeria learn 2 separate religion 4rm state/governance matters is d day we wld take a huge step 2wards dev. Go & look @ history, most developed nations 2day realized dt mixing religious wt politics results in2 an unpleasant, volatile cocktail. All I c in dt campaign poster is a clueless, incompetent candidate who has no clear-cut plan 2 beta d lyf of d pple he intends 2 govern bt still wnt 2 finagle a victory by desperately appealing 2 their religious sentimentality. He's nothing bt a whitewashed tomb wt a dirty sepulcher. Did u notice dt it's only d last outlined promise he put dt pertains 2 D welfare of D pple? & even dt is vague & smacks of d empty monotony dt characterizes majority of campaign promises made by politicians b4.

Terminator & I robot things loading.....
Make dem continue o!!! When machines take over, na den we go hear am.

ediama:
What an elder sees sitting down, the younger generation can not see even from a height.

Rubbish!!! Age & wisdom r 2 different things. If nt, na Methuselah 4 don b d wisest man nt Solomon. It's an excuse dt elders use 2 rationalize every decision dey make on behalf of D younger 1s even if goes against d dictates of reason. Ds thing dey claim 2 always c, y is it dey neva xplain it 2 d young person? Is it dt words aren't sufficient 2 xprs wt dey c?

Make tradition go die enta mortuary. Ds na jet age. because of 1 yeye tradition wey neva put food on top man table. Abegi! If d woman fit afford 2 get her own place, y she still dey stay her parents' house. E go get 2 D tym wey shame go start dey catch person (male/female) 2 dey stay Im papa or mama house.

Make dem continue o. My own b say d day wey pms reach N200, I dey available on contract 2 take care of dem bubu, lailai & all dem useless pple. @ least if I kpai, I go turn national hero.

Dts a MILF dere. Just imagine kissing, licking & biting gently on those thighs as u ascend 2 gv head 2 her promised land. 4 a mom, she's hot.

branhampaul:
Christ Is The Head Of My Church, The Pastor Is Just There To Give Us And Make Us Understand God's Word By The Help Of The Holy Spirit.. Denomination Is Of The DEVIL..

Gud 4 u 2 say denomination is of D devil because d fact dt u call ur selves. Pentecostals means dt u hv already created a denomination 4 ur selves. D truth & fact whether u choose 2 accept or nt is dt D Catholic church is d church founded by Christ himself when He was on earth. Oda sects or denominations we hv 2day broke away 4rm it or broke away 4rm d sects dt broke away 4 d Catholic church. Do u know hw d church got its name (Catholic). It's 4rm d Latin word Catholikos meaning universal because @ dt tym dere were no sects or denominations in xtianity. As 4 ur reply dt Christ is d founder of ur church, we both know dts u either being naive or untrue. D Catholic church is d only church wt Christ as its indisputable founder (when he said 2 Peter "on ds rock I wld build my church" note he didn't say churches). Every oda church has anoda founder eg RCCG's founder is d late PA akindayomi, CAC was founded by d late Joseph ayo babalola, c&s by late Moses orimolade, CCC by Samuel bilewu oshofa, deeper lyf by W. F kumuyi etc. So who is d founder of ur church? Gv d name of ur 1st general overseer.

GeeOh:
why go to war and waste resources when you can dialogue.

because yaradua did dt & it didn't portend a long-term solution 2 our problem. U can't reward pple who commit crime. Dey shld b punish wt d full weight of d law. Nt only r dey sabotaging d economy of d nation bt dey r further degrading d environment dt has already bn polluted badly by oil companies.

Best advice 2 all students abt 2 grad is go & learn agriculture or hw 2 convert any raw material we hv in 9ja 2 finished products. Economy is heading 4 serious recession so dt paper u spent minimum of 4 yrs 4 wld soon bcom wt it is exactly, a piece of paper.

4gt dt ds Linda babe has money, I wish say I fit do am. Even if she no gv me kobo, I go lyk do am. Even if she make me use jazz swear say I no go tell anybody, I go do am. Independent women turn me on ( I always fantasize abt dem tryn 2 dominate me in bed).

luvinhubby:
Stale line.

Nevertheless it's true & 1 line u hv 2 keep hearing. Even d bible said "wteva a man soweth, dt he wld reap". Wen we had a huge amount of petrodollars, wt did we do wt it? We didn't save well & we used it 2 sustain out parasitic habit of unnecessary importation. Our politicians use it as personal pocket money stash. So nw d lean tyms r here & evrybdy is nw screaming. We shld all shut up until we can find a practical solution 2 ds problems. If we had @ least stimulated a virile local production environment, we wldnt hv ds big an issue wt $ scarcity as we wld b able 2 access essential goods wt out hvn 2 use $ since we produce dem. Ordinary petroleum we can't process. We r nw reaping exactly wt we sowed so nobody shld complain nw.

herzern:
Thouqh......The Church took it to the extreme buh Tithe-payinq is necessary....

Read the book of Malachi....

The Church pays tithes from the tithe they also collect.....they feed widows and orphans!.....




ATHEISTS.......PLEASE DONT QUOTE ME

Ds tithe mata shows a lot of xtians dnt study their bible well. Tithing is a carryover 4rm Judaism. Nw lemme xplain y God told d Israelites 2 tithe.
Israel was made of 12 tribes wt d sons of Jacob as patriarchs (actually it was 13, Joseph's tribe was split in2 d houses of Ephraim & Manasseh). When d Israelites entered d promised land, Joshua divided portions of Canaan & gave evry tribe their inheritance xcept d tribe of Levi. Dey were supposed 2 attend solely 2 d tabernacle & assist d priests (who were descendants of. Aaron, a member of D tribe of Levi himself). So in order 2 sustain d tribe of Levi, oda tribes were ordered 2 bring a 10th of wt dey earn. No1 bt a levite was supposed 2 receive tithes. Dts y it was nt recorded dt Samuel received tithes or Elijah, Elisha collected tithes. Dey only received offerings. Even d author & finisher of our faith Jesus Christ didn't collect tithes as he descended 4rm d tribe of Judah neither did he instruct his disciples 2 do such. So any man who didn't descend 4rm d tribe of Levi isn't supposed 2 collect tithes. So until 1 of these MOGs can provide concrete evidence dt his genealogy originated 4rm Levi, im nt giving him any kobo, penny or cent as tithe. All I can gv is offering or gift.

tosinjay:
Op, to be saved isn't until one is baptized, although roman Catholicism is the Babylon revelation portrays. Catholics aren't serving Christ but idol. They need to repent. But they must first understand that they aren't for Christ, though they have some of the most devotees and dedicated worshippers. I wish they'll figure out sooner that it's been but vein.

Based on the word of God that we must judge by, the Catholic church according to understanding hasn't produced any soul for the kingdom of our God. God's not mocked, His word has said it, we may work in vein, thereby making some key moves for the Gospel to be passed to the world, God will take the glory, but his words still stands,
THOU SHALL NOT WORSHIP OTHER gods. "be ye holy for I Am holy". This is to say your years of good service will not save you the day you depart this world with sin in you. So Catholics may start with their sermon about how the Catholic church made Christ known to the world, fine but that doesn't give them the pass into God's kingdom.

Neither does it gv u d pass in2 God's Kingdom. Belonging 2 any sect doesn't automatically confer heaven 2 anybody. It's nw left 4 evrybdy 2 work out his/her salvation in fear & trembling. Ur accusations as a whole r malicious, fallacious & wholly baseless. Hw do u know dt d Catholic church hasn't won any soul 4 God's Kingdom? U r nt in heaven or in possession of D book of lyf dt u know whose name is present/absent. U accuse d Catholic church of idolatry nw ansa me, do u hv pic of ur loved 1s,family & frnds? In ur houses, dnt u hv pix of dem hanging on d walls? Dnt u somtyms find humans talkn 2 images of their loved 1s especially those who r nt physically present wt dem. wld u call dt idolatry? U say d making of all images is bad bt if u read d bible well, u wld c dt God subsequently instructed dem 2 make things lyk d bronze serpent & d Ark of covenant (which had images of angels on it) which God used 2 show his power & might. Images in d Catholic church is used as a reminder of our faith after all isn't dere a saying dt a pic is worth a thousand words eg d sight of a crucifix evokes d feeling of love 4 our Lord who died 4 us & deep remorse 4 our sins dt put him dere & a strong resolution 2 cooperate wt God's grace 2 avoid sinning again.

tosinjay:
Una ignorance don start, all hands pointing to the sermon i talked about, by asking where who and who came out from. Not in for that. Thanks

Oga ansa d question & stop trying 2 Dodge it. because u know ur origin is shady, u dnt wnt 2 ansa. A plant born of a rebellious seed shall still b a rebellious plant.

Normally I've stopped replying posts lyk these because I actually hv beta things 2 do wt my tym. Hweva because som1 shared it wt me, I wld reply. Pls note I'm nt here 2 argue wt pple just 2 xplain d basis of my faith & besides as a baptized Catholic, it is my duty 2 enlighten d ignorant, a category which d op unfortunately falls in2. He shld open d bible he claims 2 blv in 2 D gospel of St Matthew chapter 28,verse 18-20 especially verse 19,where Jesus clearly stated wt we xtians know as d great commission "go ye therefore in2 d world & make disciples of all nations, BAPTIZING THEM IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER AND OF THE SON AND OF THE HOLY SPIRIT". so op if u hv any problem wt dt, take it up wt Jesus Christ (if u can). As 4 d rest of those Catholic haters, I hv nothing 2 say I've nt said b4. After all, even our Lord & saviour Jesus Christ was called a worshipper of belzebuub. U kno nothing of D Catholic faith & yet u brand it evil. U c little & instead of seeking 4 knowledge, u glorify ur ignorance & say wt u dnt know. If u hv any misgivings or ques abt d Catholic faith, pick up a copy of D catechism of D Catholic church, study it & if still in doubt, go & meet a priest 4 clarification. Shikena.

Ds na warning 2 all una couples wey wan marry soon. Make una no go do Lau Lau wedding. No b by force 2 do wedding wey go dey on top Bella 9ja.Cut ur cloth according to ur cloth o. No b d 1 wey person go take loan carry am do wedding. Big wedding isn't equal 2 gud marriage. Anything fit hpn 4 ds lyf so 2 go do xtravagnt wedding come dey soak garri later on na height of stupidity. As Dem dey talk 4 my church evri December "celebrations come & go & lyf continues"

colik:
...I only say it when I mean it.

REALLY!!! Do u? Or r u just saying it 4 saying sake? In my experience wt females, u guys use certain words as pointers when u r nt interested in dating a guy bt still wnt him as a frnd.
1. U r so sweet
2. U r so cute (in dt shrill voice)
3. I wish I could find a guy lyk u. (Y? Wts wrong wt me? Y settle 4 d duplicate or fake wen d original is available & clearly crazy abt u?)
4. When I profess luv 4 her, she smiles in dt indulgent way & says "I know" or "Awww dts so sweet" .
5. When I ask her out, she start her ansa by saying "it's nt as if I'm tryn 2 frndzn u" (u r nt tryn, u r doing it already).
All in all sha, una mata don tire me. U guys r just too complex 4 me. Sure being rejected hurts bt y cnt u just b honest & tell us dt u r scared dt a relationship wld ruin our frndshp? Stop tryn 2 put us on trips.

Laveda:
Nigga really?

I know how you feel, I seriously do!
Bet hey, you shouldn't beg for friendship, she doesn't want you _fucking move on, I hate it when peeps feel like they are too important and others can't do without them?

You better put yourself together get like two blunts and smoke your pains away.

Stop holding on to those who don't deserve you.

My niccur... Chop correct knuckle. When women faileth, Mary Jane is ever faithful, ever sure. U r a man's man.
Sorry 4 my earlier post, I just found out u were female bt u make sense Sha.

colik:
Awww.....so sweet.

Guys if a girl ever says ds 2 u, just know dt u v bn frndznd.

Falzdbadtguy:
oh really...send a link

Dem kamasutra things, adult/couple sex education vids etc. E dey. Just search 4 am using these 2 I gv u. No go search directly 4 porn o

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]We won't take it. NO!!!,

After all our downroads:

Flom Alexis Texas to Cherokee to The Body, Bella Bellz, Anikka Albrite, Chanel Heart, Lisa Ann, Rachel Starr, Abella Anderson

All our lubricants flom Joy soap, Vaseline, olive oil, virgin oil, groundout oil, palm oil, engine oil and okro soup

They cannot takes away our rights, NO!!!

We have a right to watch mojo in the midnight
We have a right to our spermmmm. Is it your own?


We will go strike if they stop us
We won't takes it [/color]


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Dude u 4gt 2 mention cytheria (squirt goddess), Mason Moore (squirter), Jayna oso (DP), Annette Schwartz (deep throat xprt), Gianna Michaels (bouncing titties), Asa Akira, miko Lee, sativa rose (best soundtrack singer) Missy Munroe, Nina Hartley (mature) etc. D men nko? Mandingo (biggest d*ck ever), Mr Marcus, lex Steele, Peter North (money shot king) CHAI dey r too many. Thunder go fire dem o if Dem deprive niggas of dem mojo o.

youngest85:
Buh der's no porn on youtube na....

U say wt U neva search wellas. E boku gan.

kennynikky:
whu's dis man nairaland alwas use, dis alwas crack m up.

Dts Jacob Zuma, President of South Africa.

ThuGnificenX:
you said I should put my mouth inside what?

Inside ur woman's vj & eat d heck outta dt $hit which wld make her dance d makossa dt she had no idea she cld dance.

CHAI u know wetin dt 1 mean? Arsenal don decide 2 play rubbish ds season so make fans just dey take star beer as Dem dey watch arsenal match so as nt 2 provoke.

DANO1011:
me??.... suck persin toto??

& u go wnt make she suck ur stick abi? Guy beta go & learn hw 2 gv gud head because if u dnt eat dt pu$$¥, som1 else (lyk me) wld gladly do it 4 u.

. Dt dude is on point wt most of these characters. Make im add joke Silva as lady olenna Tyrrell. BTW did u notice dt Nadia buari bears an eerie resemblance 2 dt misandai of naath girl?
& dnt 4gt 2 add gentle jack as Gregor clegane AKA d mountain.

Stupid monarch. It's him & his family dt wld go & await their ancestors. So wetin concern am wt pple vote? because of little goodies dem don Roger am, im dey talk rubbish. Make all d Roger im don chop run Im Belle wt d worst cholera ever. Make dt cholera hold am until im $hit im large & small intestines out. Anu mpama. Mschew.

C cesspool of corruption!!! Parliament where majority of d members r facing 1 corruption charge or anoda. D ringleader of ds impeachment is currently a wanted man in d USA 4 fraudulent practices. Dere is little evidence 2 tie roussef 2 those allegations. Indeed something is rotten in Denmark.