₦airaland Forum

billyG:
So it is now an offence 4 police officer 2 take snap shots with his secretary or PA?as a muslim he is entitle to 4 official wives.

Make im go do nikkah 4 d woman if im wan marry am. No b 2 dey gbensh am 4 Koro. No b adultery b dt (2 dey sleep wt person wey u neva marry)

Fedayeen02:
I'm not a fan of this IGP but is there anything wrong for a Muslim to have mistress

No b adultery b dt? According 2 dem sharia law (which I find barbaric BTW), dem suppose either gv dem 100 lashes or stone dem 2 death I no Sabi which 1.

Oya All of una wey read mech engineering 4 skul, na ur chance 2 shine b ds. Y una no fit come 2geda 4 una association 2 produce vehicle engine 4 9ja? No complaints o! Abi metal no boku 4 9ja? Una don get raw materials b dt. All of una wey get 1st class & 2.1 4 mech engineering, where una dey? Who ur degree dey epp if we still dey import vehicle engine? Wetin b d difference btw una & person wey no come go skul nw? All those profs & Drs of mech engineering wey dey call demselves expert dey use tym wey dem suppose use dey solve ds wahala dey plot hw 2 f**k students up & make dem courses harder. Any education wey no fit solve problems 4 our country na waste IMO.

Blakjewelry:
Bring 1 cow, two ram, yam, 5 white cock, Palm oil and palm wine three big keg for consultations, if na olden days na human e for require.

CHAI!!! No offense bt our ancestors bn stupid gan. On top wey simple smtn lyk ds na im 1 charlatan go kpakay sacrifice wey im tell dem 2 bring gv d gods.

olapluto:
Another dumb post by kids. Of what use are these cosmetic gadgets on the dog? Some of you are mesmerized by anything foreign, not caring to know how that translate to your surrounding. I suggest you get 10,000 of those dogs and deploy them inside sambisa.
Respect your army, respect your people, and you will reach lofty heights. Enough of a.s.s licking.

Oya make I x plain d so called cosmetic gadgets. D 1st is a pic of a dog in a bulletproof vest which is used 2 protect d dog 4rm being hit by bullets. D 2nd is a pic of a dog attached 2 its handler, who seems 2 b a paratrooper. Nw let me xplain hw dey can applied locally (eg in d sambisa forest). Dey can b deployed 4rm air in2 hostile territory 2 carry out reconnaissance, search & rescue & oda operations. D dog can even even serve as a point man in d mission. Do u know dt a dog's nose is abt 50 more sensitive 2 smell dan d human nose? Imagine such properties put in2 use by our army. In covert Ops, it can b used as a tripwire 4 alerting d teams of enemy presence. Wt of in combat situation? Hv u played call of duty b4? U wld c hw dogs r employed in close quarter combat. Since a dog moves faster Dan a human & hv a smaller mass dey r more difficult targets 2 hit 4 d enemy. Once dey pounce on their quarry, dey sink their fangs in2 d neck region targeting either d jugular or carotid vessels which wld cause their victims 2 bleed 2 death in a mata of minutes. 1 of D major problems our military stated affecting d advance of troops in sambisa is d presence of many buried mines, explosives & IEDs. These dogs can b used 2 sniff out these items due 2 their heightened sense of smell. Also their light weight due 2 quadpedalism is bound nt 2 detonate pressure-triggered explosives. All in all, we wld do well 2 introduce canines in d war against bh. D problem is dt typical Nigerians lack d capacity & patience 2 train those dogs well enuf 4 these operations. I've nt even heard of us doing ordinary potty training 4 our dogs sef.

Dronedude:
I can't find him there but I'm happy he chose Nigeria even though he isn't that important but his presence with aspiring n existing entrepreneur in the tech industry will be a motivation. Kudos Mark you r doing a great job.

Who isn't important? U Sabi who mark Zuckerberg b? D youngest billionaire in d world, owner & founder of Facebook (dt owns instagram & oda online ventures), D man who donated more dan half his fortune 2 charity nt too long ago, 1 of D top richest pple in d world ... IMO dt dude is more important Dan buhari, Jonathan, obj put 2geda. Infact d only pple wey I fit even rank pass am na dem bill Gates. Gv honour 2 whom honour is due. because say im b underG person no mean say Im no powerful. E sure me say if na wizkid, Davido or 1 of those Lau Lau pple, u 4 don nearly kill self on top dem mata.

delawal:
dts d only place I do blame d past governments. why couldn't we at least build a standard refinery wit our excessive crude money. dollars used in importing refined petroleum products re really heavy on our exchange market. our only hope now is dangote. pls let us and d govt give him all d support needed

If govt can't step up & do their job, y do we need dem? Y r dey getting jumbo paychecks? We as a pple hv 2 start demanding nothing bt gud governance 4rm our leaders. It wld b d greatest shame 2 D Nigerian govt if dangote is able 2 do wt dey hv successively failed woefully @ despite being in possession of huge petrodollars.

Benjom:
I just like Mark's simplicity. T-shirt on jeans.

Most people wey dey wear tie as if them wan hang themselves na them dey hustle pass with little to show financially.

No mind dem. Dem go come dey enforce useless dress code wey neva epp anybody. So mark Zuckerberg no dey well-dressed lyk ds abi? Along oponu oshi. Make we continue dey carry suit and tie mata 4 head wen oda pple dey find development.

diva90:
Is she a prostitute or a runs girl. Because if she's a runs babe, then that price is just about what all these girls collect, some even demand 40k up, some don't collect anything less than 100k.... If she's a prostitute then she's on the high side.

Abegi!!! All dt 1 na wetin oyibo dey call semantics. All na ashawo work. Whether na runs girl, aristos, escort or any oda name. No b MI talk am 4 fast money, fast cars say "ashawo na ashawo no mata wt u drive"? D only difference btw dem & ashawo wey dey stand 4 road na d amount dem dey charge. Whether dey f*#k minister, senator, pres, welder, mechanic or plumber no mata. Ashawo na ashawo.

CHAI!!! Na so 9ja don hard? Ashy don dey charge 35k wen last tym i do, na 5k d ashy collect wey I knack am wellas. We do @ least 4 styles (make I even try rmbr... Missionary, canine,sitting , carrying etc). I bn dey even vex 4 myself later say I b mugu as I carry dt big money gv am. Na so person open mouth talk 35k on top puna mata. Wetin special abt d thing she carry 4 her leg middle?

A carryover student proudly reporting. Op dey lie gan. Most carryover students no dey lyk dt.

omojoshy:
Me I dey suspect Cocaine or WEED.

Na y u no come b doctor. Neither of those substances dey cause sub arachnoid hemorrhaging.

ifex370:
Bros you due vex oo

Y I no go vex? Person go dey treat anoda human being lyk rag. E gud 4 ur eye?

Omo mehn!!! I dey fear dt word gan. Even 2 dey hug/touch woman anyhw sef dey fear me because me as man no go know when rape start or end. No b hw my lawyer cousin c me dey scope woman uku 4rm far talk say I dey sexually harass person. My rule Sha b say as dwoman talk no, I no go kuku pursue gbenshn mata. 2 even try beg am 2 reconsider I no go try.

Babzilla:
She doesnt want you plain and simple
Why is it so hard for guys to comprehend
na by force?

It's nt by force bt d avoiding & running away is f*#kd up. So because she cnt b in a relationship wt d guy, she nw killed their frndshp? Isn't she suppose 2 just refuse d guy's toastn bt maintain d closeness btw dem. No ryt tnkn guy wld want 2 lose a gud frnd because she refused 2 date him.

Y r some women ds callous? Agreed u cnt date d guy bt wts up wt avoiding him lyk he's a leper? Dts wicked because u wld make d guy feel he did smtn wrong. Some girls act lyk it's a crime 2 hv feelings 4 Dem. U wld try 2 b nyc 2 som of dem & dey wld gv u look dt wld make u gv ur self a 2nd thorough look 2 ascertain dt u didn't mistakenly step in2 faeces. Simply turn d dude down & act lyk he neva asked u out bt no u hv 2 gv him attitude. @ least som girls wld try small 2 even frndzn d guy a least dt way we still remain frnds. d 2 d 1s dt act lyk d girl op mentioned, f*#k u all. I hope all d guys u like/try 2 date treat u d way op was treated & ultimately may dey all live a sad, lonely & depressing lyf. Biatches

(singing) all d fyn girls hv join gang...... U r putting all black; bad gang.

prettysolid:
To look smart + people take you more seriously when you dress properly and appropriately

So it's only when u r on suit dt u luk smart

Freiden:
Tell me....how can one pay indirectly ??

Tym, attention, dates, gifts on bdays, vday, Xmas, Easter, somtyms sallah, recharge cards, phones etc. I no go shock if some guys on NL don buy woman car so as 2 continuously get visa 2 punania. Until I get 2 shag a girl who doesn't ask me 4 anytn related 2 money, I maintain dt women dnt gv $€x 4 free.

Freiden:
Lol. Your orientation matters. They are doing you no favour by getting you laid....why should you pay?? Oga change your OT o. I have never at a point pay for sex...or spend big just because I wanna get laid...In fact if I'm spending big on you...you must be a guy(guys appreciate). Even if you ugly pass wetin I no know...u still no need take money find sex...na just mouth u need and small packaging ....lo ba pari

Abeg wetin b OT? & though it doesn't mata, let me state 4 d record dt I'm quite good looking

months:
Guy, like i said, pls help our women attain 100% marriage rate, i am already happily married and certainly not to a yoruba or edo. Na hello and goodbye we dey.


My daughter will definately not marry yoruba or edo, i rather she marry a white man instead if she cannot get an igbo guy. We dey born girls, everyday, we can never run out. Mikel don born twins.(girls)


p.s. your yoruba women full togo and ghana. Na 4 there dem dey agree marry dem.


attoh and damilola, live from ghana. hahahah! hehehehe!

When I hear or read tribalistic statements lyk these, I cringe in shame on behalf of D ignorance of d person 4rm whom it emanated. @ ds age & tym, 21st century 4 goodness sake, pple r busy badmouthing & stereotyping anoda tribe or ethnic group. So u wldnt allow ur daughter 2 marry som1 she wants simply because he's Yoruba? SMH. I mourn @ ur folly. Ds sort of backward tnkn is d reason y our continent is in a big mess. U blacks r discriminating among ur selves over smtn as flimsy as tribe & meanwhile u get angry wen a White man discriminates against u because of skin colour. Little wonder we r nt developed wen we cnt come 2geda & bury ds petty hatchet of ethnicity.

attackgat:
A Yoruba guy weds an Igbo girl. Not everyday you see that happening.

I'm a product of such a union & I know of @ least 2 oda such unions in my extended family so it's nt dt common 2 me. D rare 1 is marriage btw Igbos & hausas.

Freiden:
People still pay for sex

Yes pple do. Since I stopped paying, I stopped straffn. Most women (many wld deny) wldnt gv any guy dt doesn't spend on dem d tym of day nt 2 even talk of opening legs 4 him.

martinsadnan11:
U won't tell anyone if it is d girl u love,but if she be NATIONAL CAKE,u won't mind telling d whole world.

Even if d babe sleeps around, a guy shldnt go around broadcasting everytym he straffs. It's called hvn class after all matas involvn private parts shld b kept private.

Dem tnk say ds na suits & dem b Mike Ross. Woe betide anybody who is caught. As d Holy book says "it wld b beta if a millstone b hung around his neck and he b flung in2 d sea."

Ranchhoddas:
Mandela had the backing of every black man on the planet so you should stop making stupid analogies. The right way isn't always the easiest but this is not the right way. What has he achieved? Noise on Nigerian social media and a two-year sentence for his trouble. Go to the first page of this thread and see a quote by the Mandela you are yapping and then compare it to the action of this mumu activist.

So it's until 1 has pple behind him/her dt 1 wld begin standing 4 d truth? So truth or ryt is abt wts popular? smh. If u dnt hv d guts dt d boy has, say it. It's not evry1 dts imbued wt courage bt dnt try 2 glorify ur cowardice & shame his honesty.

Ranchhoddas:
You are the emotional one. Use your brain and not your heart. He has been rusticated and the status quo would remain. Na who lose?

Wts emotional abt challenging wrong & calling things as dey r? Evil wld keep on flourishing until pple stand their ground against it irrespective of D consequences. Yes he might not gain in d short run bt ultimately he wld get his reward. D ryt way is nt d easiest. A classic example is d world acclaimed Nelson Mandela. Do u know dt he had 2 leave skul because he refused 2 allow himself 2 b a foisted leader in d students' Union? If he wasn't man enuf 2 choose d hard way, hw wld he hv bn able 2 later on face & fight apartheid? Even in fighting apartheid, he was jailed severally b4 he was finally victorious. Karma is always dere 2 reward or punish pple 4 their actions.

babyfaceafrica:
we all have our purpose in life..I know mine..I won't waste it for something foolish....find yours!!!

Of cos. Ur purpose is 2 lick a$$ & b a sycophantic yes man 2 ur superiors irrespective of whether wt dey r doing is ryt or wrong. Ur aim is 2 do it long enuf 2 either curry special favours wt dem or gain a certain leverage over dem so as 2 b able 2 either succeed or overthrow dem. When u r finally dere, u wld nw b as bad if nt worse dan d pple b4 u after all since u had 2 swallow a gallon of D proverbial phlegm 2 reach ur position, y can't ur subordinates do d same? So dere4 I understand y u r so lily livered dt u can't stand boldly & defend d truth since doing dt is nt in ur interest & negates ur purpose.

Wt of ds 1 Pogonophobia d fear of beards. Really weird innit?

RooRuudRonSaha:
i am not suprised at your level of fuckery,God made a mistake creating you. We have tried buying you a brain but your model isnt available.

Haram!!! U just blasphemed saying God made a mistake. God doesn't make mistakes. Nw y don't u go & slit ur throat d way those wicked, evil pple did 2 dt poor Igbo woman in kano on trumped up charges of blaspheming d prophet (S. A. W)? After all, according 2 some muslims, it's wt sharia law prescribes. Hypocrite.
As 4 my brain, u can't find my model because it's too advanced 4 u 2 c or comprehend. U tnk my brain is lyk dt ur pentium half microprocessor u carry upstairs?

Quakertellicus1:
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Because when he or she gets a job he or she would be told by his company how to dress....

Like a toddler.....

I work in the private sector. We have a dress code where I work....so if I come to work in T-shirt and jeans....I may have to look for another job.

A job dt u r getting paid 4 nt a skul u paid 2 attend. After all wt u r basically doing in skul is sit in a class, listen 2 lectures, use D library & write ur exams @ d end of d semester. So 4 ds u need 2 wear suit & tie abi? It's just d prioritization of d things of little import.

RooRuudRonSaha:
Christian girls always exposing their bodies. Religion of nudity.

Kindly go & take a loan 4rm d bank of commonsense. Hw wld u lyk it if som1 said "Muslim girls r suicide bombers in disguise; religion of terrorism"? Doesn't sound gud does it? D fact dt xtians dnt wear hijab or burqa doesn't make muslims more decent dan xtians.