₦airaland Forum

freshcvv:
A dead man can still have errection for at least 4 hours after his death.. Go and use Google to find out..I can't teach you small things like this.

Bro, it seems I will have to get my cane cos u are beginning to be stubborn. U simply got the whole thing wrong. I dont need to google anything on that. Someone who dies during the action can sustain errrection for a while cos the joystick is already filled with blood. But a dead man cannot achieve errrection if he didnt have one before dying. See, na to cane u remain now if u follow me drag am again :-x

bright007:
Up Nigeria


GEJ is working!

Yes oooo. GEJ is working, GMB and APC are lying, trying to drag 9ja backwards. Up 9ja!

freshcvv:
Says who? When you sleep, aren't you unconscious? Then how come you have erecction while sleeping?

U must have schooled in Ougadougou. When u are sleeping, u are just partially unconscious. Ur brain is only resting thats why once someone calls ur name, u are awoken. But when u are unconscious(when u faint) , u wont wake up when they call ur name. So there is difference. U cannot have errrection when u are unconscious. Next time, school in Nigeria

I think the girl on the left is the only one with the chance of saving the man's life. The girl on the right is only wasting her time cos unconscious man can never have e'rection

skydancer, pls I have problem with my laptop: HP 250. It refuses to connect to the internet using modems. But it connects thru WI-FI @ cafes. First, it was etisalat modem I was using and it connected well before it stopped connecting all of a sudden without any changes done to the settings. Second, I stopped using the etisalat modem and changed to universal modem so as to be able to use other networks with the settings correctly done but still it wouldnt connect with any of the networks. Pls what could be wrong? Help

pretydiva:
no wahala. U can advise ur sist 2 do same

I think I only made a remark. I cant rmba isulting u. Why referring to my sister

pretydiva:
Married 2 ur ancestors n u fink ur living a fulfilled life..smh 4 dis generation

Are u jealous sweetie? Dont be. Every 9ja gal forgets about their dream man when they see money......ancestor or not

Cha! see my life outside!!! I no know dis one o. If dis na 'who wants to be a millionaire' question now, I don fail am E no good make person school in France o

dasrackhor:
saw ΐτ̅ in my box and decided to paste ΐτ̅..Don't know anything abt d job bt I knw ΐτ̅ might help some peepz dats y am sharing ΐτ̅..

God bless u for not 'selling fish'

dasrackhor , pls I would be glad if u could answer the following questions concerning this vacancy posted.

(1) Is there accommodation for the employee?
(2) What gender are u gonna consider for the post?
(3) What is the qualification expected of the applicants?
(4) How many job positions are opening over there?
Thank u as u answer the above questions

searching4love:



ALL I SEE IS AN UGLY, FAKE, OVERRATED IGBO PROSTITUTE HIDING UNDER THE TITLE "ACTRESS" DESPITE HAVING A FAILED CAREER


Next!!!!

This guy been dey hate since the time of cleopatra

iamskiigii:
[(4 + 12/3-18) - (-11 - (-4)]
[(4 + 12/3-18) - (-11+4)]
[(4 + 12/3-18) - (-7)]
[(4 + 4-18) - (-7)]
[(8-18) - (-7)]
[(-10) - (-7)]
[-10 - (-7)]
[-10+7]
[-3]

Correct guy!!! So me sef sabi maths now

Adam212:
I now see why banky w had hairs when he was a baby and baald when he is grown#

Badt boi

Gynacologist:
even in d mkt place?

Of course nah! If u can get away from people's prying eyes, at a corner, secluded. They call it a 'quicky'

mercielizzie:
* spreads mat*

Hooooolalla! I like ur way o e dey sweet on top mat or rug well well

Juliaann:
You are right tho

btw longest time

He's just back from Sambisa forest yesterday night. We missed him too

ogzille:
What is your take?

I have always known that too much of everything is bad and attracts consequences. I never thought one could have too much sex I just think once u have erection, then drive on.....Thanks Op

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FTC things
BTW, ah! FTC on se'x matter....... well, no be my fault o. I know u enjoy it as much as I do

mkpakanaodogwu:
Buy a transistor radio,position it where the noise is coming from,high the volume and u are good to go.NB,making FTC since time IMO RIVER

Some Nigerians still get sense ooo. I been dey think say their brain dey suffer memory loss since dem want vote an old cow like Buhari.

Iamfrank:
Please, I need mature advice only

My cousin have been dating his girl friend since secondary school, he is now graduated and have a good job.....

But the problem is, he has slept with this girl like a thousand times and doesn't even enjoy her in bed any longer. He said he has enjoyed all marital privileges with her and now he is scared of getting married to a girl he doesn't have sexual pleasure with.

He is really confused right now as he doesn't know wat to do because he loves her.

Please, mature advice is needed.

Simply put, he doesnt love her again. He's a very confused guy who doesnt even know the definitions of love

Fucck Femi Falana!!!

.......still thinking naija is not an advanced country Sit down there. This is how daylight robbery is done in the U.S also. Naija is developing


*packs loads inside Ghana-must-go sack runs to Botswana *

django1:
How many of them have used it before? I'm currently loving my lumia535 and I was previously using an android device.

The support system is amazing, so much organization and structure.

Yes oooo. Many Androidians here just follow the crowd. They dont have preference, style, class or the mind of their own. I bet they dont know what WP offers in telephoning. I enjoy my PERSONAL DIGITAL GIRLFRIEND-Cortana on my Lumia 930 #team_windowphone

ZedX5:
Bro, without mincing words, that guy is a big fool. If she can't cross that small gutter, she should stay there. I'll gladly get her a mat make she relax well. . . Nonsense.

The guy no be Fool o guy. Na mumu. There is diff btw a FOOL and a MUMU. A fool is a lil polished idiot, he/she could even be educated but mumu, like dis guy, na stark, undiluted idiot. So there is diff

I just love this FFK guy. He doesnt mix words. He blasts them POINT BLANK!

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@Op, pls what do I do? My fone- Tecno D1 whistles when fine girls are passing by and always insults wowo girls passing by. It is embarrasing me.

stephan001 , can a B.sc/Ed holder apply?

YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers invented the best range of slaps:
IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.

IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.


ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst... And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once!


OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).
She will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing.

If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps.


I know you're laughing unless you're not Yoruba. LMAO......... Abeg tell us d one u ever received. No lie oo....

Good Question

classicB:
He said this after a prolong chat that am not a wife material. He said I dnt display the attribute of one, what I.dnt understand is that must a gf act as a wife even when she isn't? Just to prove she's a wife material

Pls dont be offended sweetie, take his observation with good faith. He probably spoke the truth which I believe if u see it as an eye-opener, should change ur lif positively and make u a better lady.




Ladies don't act 'wife material' cos there is no script for it. It is inborn. Guys notice 'wife material' even in ordinary female friends or collegue, so work more on ur self. You don't necessarily have to become a wife before the attribute is written over u. This is one of the reasons guys dump pretty girls for less pretty ones for marriage. Beauty and 'bedroom skills' arent everything.

pishures