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rozzay: Is dat y u immediately sent me a pm, stop it I don't like it o. Ayam a marid woman

Abi nau. Me sef I like fine thing na. Abeg no loud am say I dey send u pm. Make we do am under g. Me sef I don marry o

Beautiful lies

rozzay: Is dat y u r exposing me here rem dat












Diarisgod ooooo
Oya tell us wat happen next







Cos me sef can't wait to find out wat I did to u

Hehehehehhehehhehe

So u and dis Op guy teamed up to advertise ur *goods* on nairaland abi. Since I don dey here, I never hear of ur moniker b4 but thanks for this clever conspiracy, I don see u and ur *goods*, nice one though.

Yungwizzzy: My big Bro just introduced a girl I slept with during my training at NDA Kaduna(New site) as his fiancee!!

he even said they got engaged last week


I don't know what to do, because this lady is a cheap proskitute. I always sleep with her then at the recruit camp for a 100 or 200 naira sometimes free self



please advice(trolls stay far)

Get this at the back of ur mind.
(1) P'rostitute na person
(2) na person born am
(3) na person dey Bleep am
(4) na person go marry am
so u don take no 3. position and ur brother wan take no 4. , dat shdnt be a problem. Let them be.

Opiosko: U should be happy for ur bro na, he got a real cheap deal. Or do u wish him an expensive wife? He would be able to save good cash for other investement with a cheap woman like her..

Chai! U funny pass Akpors..

datguru: She has no boy friend and that's the only reason I'm still waiting for a possible yes if not, I would gone long

She has already said yes. Dont be too naive to notice. It is called green light. She has given u too bright of it for that matter. Gals love sharp, smart guys who doent rely on words alone but body language and expressions. Forget the words of her mouth and embrace her like she said yes. Treat her well and.....she'll be asking for more attention from u. Be smart. I'm talking from experience. Gals cherish smart guys who can decode signs and recognise green lights.

datguru: Actually she gave no good reason, she only told me she is not ready for that but I feel the reason is that she doesn't want to be committed yet, but despite her NO, we are getting along very well that I'd be asking myself, did she really mean NO ? And this deep breath of a thing started recently, it was not like before because, she do stand close to me often times but now I hear her breath deeply, sounding so cool and can't even look at my face

It is quite evident that her 'NO' doesnt actually mean no. I hope u haven't slept with her yet cos there are ladies like dat that'll tell u no but wouldn't mind ur company and opening of their legs. Just be smarter than she is and if u truly love her, keep on telling her. But dont encourage her cheat on her b/f o

nikkypearl: Those niggas aint loyal!

Have u seen a loyal b'itch before? Nah! They aint loyal too and so are niggas. U go after a guy's pocket....u think he doesnt see that? U ladies shd quit deceiving urself. What goes around doesnt just come around. It usually comes around to hurt u. *sowie, truth hurts*

kellyshuga: Men? None of dem is eva trustworthy....mtsew

Eh ya! Sowie! When a gal talks dis way u'll know she has been played like a ping pong by some bad boiz. Ndo! Accept my apology on those boiz behalf. I hope they arent too many o make dem never spoil the 'ile-ise' finish for the man wey go eventually have mercy on ur plight.

datguru: I've met this girl for close to 4 months now and I've proposed to her and she said NO but she won't stop coming close, I proposed the second time, she still said NO but because I like her, I didn't take her NO serious and we are still getting along. But recently I observed that when ever she is standing close to me , her mood will change, she will be sounding so cool and breathing so deep and I don't know why .

Do any one have an idea why the deep breath?

The deep breath could mean that she's relaxed being by ur side, a kind of contentment feeling. It could also mean she enjoys inhaling ur cologne if u use one.
Did she tell u a cogent reason she kept on saying 'NO'?

20pounds: Just trying to help a brother. No man survived a dragon attack in the past - no known case -

LWKMD o.. What brand of ganja do u take bro? U wan finish me with lafta?

zeb04: If you weren't married,i would advice you let him know because most times when we get to be Friends with the people we crush on,we find out things we wouldn't know from afar of and It just kills the whole romantic stuff but then again,you are a married woman and when I talk about *Leaving 80% to find 20%.......I am sure you know what am talking about.Goodluck

OMG! No matter how hard guys try to respect ladies and avoid taking advantage of their foolishness, they will still come begging. Pls advise her that the guy in question might be seeing his own wife as queen......how will he see MRS loverwoman? A tissue paper, toy or better still *hand-washing basin* that's when it will clear from her eyes.

That girl is still very young certainly. That is why she's choosy. By the time she's 30 and still searching, she'll change her song to, 'everything that God created is good'

AndyBlaze123: Am a guy frm delta state warri precisly i hv bn datin
dis ibo girl for some months now we love ourself i
love her so much cos she is full of understandin bt
we always quarel abt her cheatin cos of funy
mesages she sent and recv frm other guys for dat i
decided to had a fling with a girl dat lives abroad
(france )she is frm delta my tribe i invited her she
came stayed for 2wks and return bak now she called
me dat she is pregnant and refused to abort it mean
while my ibl girl had bn pregnant before and we both
arang and removed it cos tins where nt too well wit
us now my ibo girl has finds out now she is treatnin
my life to make me useles ,,,am confused dnt knw
wht to do right now i hv beged her severaly yo no
avail pals pls wht wil do now


#BITG

Give ur life to Christ.

MizMyColi:
I'd agree with you @TheEmboldened, if that were a backyard firm, but not a world class establishment or one with a view of becoming so.

It's called religious tolerance bro.

Btw, You think you're safer with those who share same beliefs/ideologies with you?
Really?!

Oh, just so you know, "America was built on Godly values" is just plain Propaganda!

Ask her founding fathers - or wikipedia

They're mainly Deists.

'world-class establishment'! I like dat. Btw, do u think the American Airforce woke up one day and became a world-class? They have been maintaning a principle that has been helping them, one of which is this cause of argument.
Bear in mind also that atheists arent any religious group. So there isn't anything like religious intolerance in this matter. There isn't a religion that doesnt acknowledge a supreme being, and this we call different names but God together. So America is tolerant in terms of religion. America won't even force u not to be an atheist, but u won't serve her people....no come put sand sand for their garri or Corn flakes

FrancisTony: All these religious fanatics and christian bigots.

I am a Christian and Last time I checked, no where is it stated in the bible that we should bully those who don't share our faith.

With this your comment, no wonder boko haram is killing christians in the north and Allah is blessing them.

One thing I really cherish about this nairaland is actually the liberty every 'dick and harry' has to come out and talk about what he knows very little or nothing about. For your info, atheists are the only set of people who dont belive in the supreme being. They dont have any religion whatsoever. I hope u understand who atheists are now. There is no religious bigot or whatever in this case. Even the Pagans believe in the Supreme being, seeing their idols as their advocate before him. Christians and Muslims do believe in God, pagans also. And u can find these different people with different religion serving in the American Armed Forces without discrimination.....so what bigots or bully are u talking about If America doesnt reject u for being a pagan or Muslim, shouldnt u know they arent wrong to disassociate themselves from those who dont even aknowledge God at all. When they are saying God bless America, what will an atheist say

sexylogan: I do agree with you. What if the guy is a Buddhist? Wouldnt he have the right to insist on swearing "so help me Buddha"?
Confused Americans.
In most schools its a crime to read the Bible in public but not books on withcraft or even pornography. They should free the man abeg.
And stop these double standards.

You dont really understand what u are saying, no disrespect. The Buddists believe in God. They believe in their god (budha or whatever) to be their advocate before God. Almost every pagan (idol worshippers) belief in the supreme being. Even as far back as history of mankind can be traced, before Christianity and Islam, as primitive as humans were, they had the insight of a supreme being greater than their idols. So where do these atheists come from? This Op is an Atheist (check out his name) and he's put up the story in such a way that it will attract our sympathy. I've been seeing him around for quite a while.

MizMyColi: The worst set of "Christians" to encounter are the fundamentalist kind.

Why force a person to do something when you know that if roles were reversed, you'd rather die than do it.

Same goes for the Atheist boss who forbids employees from identifying with their God(s)

Whatever happened to CHOICE?!

Why won't we just give everyone grace, no matter where they're at in this journey of life.

Even if the grace could later backfire Whatever is wrong in organisations always trying to employ only workers of like minds, values, targets and goals There is no compulsion in religion or belief and you cant force anyone to accept ur own ideologies or beliefs but you have a right to some extent to choose to work with only people of like minds for your own safety and realisation of ur objectives and goals. The last time I checked, the atheists had association. Why the fuss if one of them is not allowed to mingle with the people they dont share beliefs and philosophy The most popular slogan in America is 'God bless America', and the word 'God' is mentioned even at the end of every constitutional quotes.
America is by far the most religion tolerating country where you have people of different beliefs co-existing peacefully. But lets not forget that the success of the country was built on a particular belief. And that belief is in the supreme being-God. They dont need your service if ur mind doesnt agree with them.

bigfrancis21: 1 to 100, that's pretty easy.

Know your basic 1 to 10 in Igbo, the remaining numeric system is a simple combination of 1 to 10. I'll count in central Igbo for the sake of convenience.

1 - otu
2 - abuo
3 - ato
4 - ano
5 - ise
6 - isi
7 - asaa
8 - asato
9 - itenaani
10 - iri

11 - iri na otu(10 and 1)
12 - iri na abuo(10 and 2)
13 - iri na ato(10 and 3)
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20 - iri abuo(two 10s, ie 20)
21 - iri abuo na otu(20 and 1)
22 - iri abuo na abuo(20 and 2)
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30 - iri ato(three 10s, i.e 30)
31 - iri ato na otu(30 and 1)
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39 - iri ato na itenaani(30 and 9)

40 - iri ano
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45 - iri ano na ise(40 and 5)
46 - iri ano na isii(40 and 6)
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50 - iri ise(five 10s)
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57 - iri ise na asaa(50 and 7)
58 - iri ise na asato(50 and 8.)
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60 - iri isii(six 10s)
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70 - iri asaa(seven 10s)
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80 - iri asato(eight 10s)
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90 - iri itenaani(nine 10s)
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100 - otu nari(one hundred)
101 - otu nari na otu(one hundred and one)
102 - otu nari na abuo
103 - otu nari na ato
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110 - otu nari na iri(one hundred and ten)
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119 - otu nari, iri na itenaani(one hundred and nineteen)

120 - otu nari na iri abuo(one hundred and twenty)
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150 - otu nari na iri ise(one hundred and fifty)
160 - otu nari na iri isii(one hundred and sixty)
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190 - otu nari na iri itenaani(one hundred and ninety)
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200 - nari abuo(two hundred)
201 - nari abuo na otu(two hundred and one)
202 - nari abuo na abuo(two hundred and two)
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210 - nari abuo na iri(two hunred and ten)
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235 - nari abuo, iri ato na ise
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268 - nari abuo, iri isii na asato(two hundred and sixty eight)
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297 - nari abuo, iri itenaani na asaa
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300 - nari ato
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400 - nari ano
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500 - nari ise
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600 - nari isii
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700 - nari asaa
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800 - nari asato
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900 - nari itenaani
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1000 - otu puku(one thousand)
1001 - otu puku na otu(one thousand and one)
1010 - otu puku na iri(one thousand and ten)
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1387 - otu puku(1000), nari ato(300), iri asato(80) na asaa(7)
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1999 - otu puku(1000), nari itenaani(900), iri itenaani(90) na itenaani(9)
2000 - puku abuo
3000 - puku ato
4000 - puku ano
5000 - puku ise
6000 - puku isii
7000 - puku asaa
8000 - puku asato
9000 - puku itenaani
10,000 - puku iri(ten thousand)
10,006 - puku iri na isii
20,000 - puku iri abuo
30,000 - puku iri ato
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100,000 - puku nari(hundred thousand)
100,010 - puku nari na iri
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1,000,000 - otu nde(one million)

I went beyond 1,000 to 100,000 and to 1 million.

Wow! This guy na real 'shon' of the 'shoil'

2Pistols: It's called Complete Monthly or something like that. Actually it's 1K for 3GB but if you sub twice it's going to be 6gb on your timeline my brother. (send COM to 399). It only works on bb
.
Now I sound like a fuhking sales rep.

Thanks! I know of that plan but I just didnt know one could subscribe twice on d same line in a month. But I think this Etisalat sales rep go fit u o

2Pistols: I know it hurts, but it's true

Sowie, pls what is the name of the BB Plan? because I'm hearing for the first time.

finofaya: This is sorcery.

Great Ship please spare my soul.

Dude, u funny dai! LWKM 4 here o

Misterpaul: Look at this typical African man, he is already dreaming and calculating how much the "chief engineer" will be paid.
No be human being like you build that thing Wey u dey dream to work on?..I wan work I wan work that's all we know, that is why we never building and create.

Bro, na how many u urself don create U think u'll just wake up one day and start creating .P

kayciano: LET ME ASK..?
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF A BLACK MAN IN DIS WORLD..
1)marry many wives..
2)consume ,consume, consume.
3)blame villagers for their ill lucks.
4)beat their wives to stupor.
SOME TIMES...i think we are being sidelined by nature..
cos we need the WHITES to REASON WELL...
SOUTH AFRICANS shud appreciate GOD for APARTHEID, if not how culd dey have developed this far, even to HOST world cup with OLYMPICS by the corner.

It is often said that the moment a mad man realizes his madness, he is cured. If we can realize these our shortcomings as a race, then lets do something about it, if not for ourselves, then for our generations yet unborn. Lets start making difference.

Are u guys kidding me Is this for real *wow*

GoodFaith: Ur crazy sister is trying to control ur girl friend because she is older
She is ur sister not ur girlfriend
U need to check her now before she get out of control

U are from which hole? How would u call his sister 'crazy'? U ain't a cool judge. It seems this matter is way too much for ur understanding.

MrsBreezy: Girls are too annoying I swear ahh lol just go and chill... Allow them... they'll be friends later on and start teasing you about how u couldn't handle them both hehe

I doubt it. Didn't u hear dat they fought and all of them couldnt even go to the wedding? That girlfriend was wrong for fighting her 'iya-oko' (sister in-law)

Timileyin: Got to settle some really big fight few days back when preparing to go to a cousin's wedding. I left home with my sister, with the intention of picking my Girl friend alone with way, When we saw her, she demanded my sister, move to the back so as she could occupy her so called space. Which ended been a big fight and they caused a really big scene. Who do i support?

In all honesty, you should put ur family first. She is still a girlfriend and not yet a wife in this matter. Ur sister would definitely know dat the front seat belongs to her if she was ur wife. One of the signs to look out for in a lady who is yet to become one's wife is her ability to tolerate few excesses of her in-laws. Such altercation with ur sister wasn't at all called for, no matter what. Such a lady if eventually married could bar ur sister from entering ur house one day cos I dont think they are in good terms. If ur girlfriend runs away, it's only ur family dat will be left to console u o.

cirmuell: you are kidding me right? These ones were fighting for who sits where? I give up.

Dont be like that. We are talking about ladies here, irrespective of their ages, they will still behave like one especially when territory is involved. They are simply wonderful beings.

*wow*

9jahubcom: yes na...let her come by 8pm

Ashawo! See im eye

The only difference I noticed btw jellybean and kit-kat android OS is that u dont have to cook jelly bean b4 u eat it but u will need to kill, get rid of the hair, remove the intestine etc plus cook the kat before u can eat it. I dont know why pple still prefer the kit-kat sha.