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marieolae:
GOD WHY AM I NOT FINE LIKE THIS!! its not fair lool

U fine pass am!

barcanista:
It is very clear that Goodluck Jonathan government is ruining Nigeria's economy, destroying what Presidents Obasanjo and Umaru Musa Yar Adua managed to build.




MODIFIED:
Thank you seun and team for the FP.

Wait a minute, I thought u guys criticize OBJ when he was there too.......There's no extent u wouldnt go to just to pull another down

blackbeau1:
Its my Birthday and I'm excited to be alive today.I've been through a lot this year and I'm glad that I'm typing this

Wow! U are my birthday mate. I wish u a happy birthday and a many happy returns. I enjoyed myself today. I hope u also did at ur end there.

temigracie:
......Big and fleshy lips....Hian!!!....I totally hate that...

U talked like u have a choice. U ladies dont have the slightest choice when it comes to this matter. All of u are like commodities waiting patiently or aggressively for a buyer to show face. If a guy with a very fat lips + fat bank a/c comes ur way, the lips wont matter

ebankole: Lastly.
Do not look down on people,respect people.
Humility et al and ofcos do away with that pride of you.
Its well.

The interpretation makes a lot of sense and I reason with all you've advised. Thank u very much. God bless u in Jesus' name Amen

Pls Sir, I have a question to ask. What does driving a family member's car in a dream symbolizes, thinking you are smarter at driving than people think. Or driving total stranger's car like just testing ur driving skill and at the end of the driving, u are satisfied with ur skill. I often have dreams like these. God bless you.

Fulaman198: Tablets that can easily replace laptops: http://www.microsoftstore.com/store/msusa/en_US/pdp/ASUS-Transformer-Book-T300LA-US51T-Touchscreen-2-in-1/productID.295783900#ratingsandreviews

http://shop.lenovo.com/us/en/tablets/thinkpad/thinkpad-helix/

http://www.microsoft.com/surface/en-us/products/surface-pro-3/

And many more

Wow! This is eye-opener! Thanks

Fulaman198: Windows tablet 2 in 1s most certainly can.

Thanks man!I have heard of dat device before but it isnt as common as android tabs. I think people shd be enlightened.

clinik post=/post/26816670:
Awaiting fathers, let share our experience and reaction of our pretty wife. My wife is 24 weeks gone. The experience during first trimester was very scary....she vomits and was not able to cook. I did almost all the work in the house just to encourage her that we are in it together. Her recent reaction is sleeplessness, she wakes up between 1am & 2am and she won't be able to sleep until 4am. am eagerly expecting my baby, actually my first.

Congrats! I share in your happiness Bros I wish her safe delivery whenever she's due.

Computer Geeks in the house, pls ur help is needed in form of advice.
It is often said that android tablets or ipads are here to replace PCs. But honestly, I dont really know how these tablets, aside their flexibility to get connected to the internet without modems and portability, can totally substitute for laptops in terms of functionalities. I dont have a tablet yet but I've been operating a Samsung galaxy tab3 that belongs to a brother almost everyday for a very long time. I'm conversant with the device. And if you ask me, I still prefer an android smartphone of the same OS version to the tablet cos they use the same apps and smartphones are more portable and have better specs than most tabs. If the claim is true, then it follows that smartphones too can replace laptops. But with what apps
Maybe there are some apps that do the magic, pls let me know. I dont wanna make mistake as to whether to change my system for a more portable device (tablet) cos of mobility or not.
Pls, I stand to be corrected and at the same time enlightened. Help me pls

Tallesty1: Same Here


I played her song inside my small poultry farm and the egg layers didn't lay egg for months.

It will never happen again.

Ah! Bwoda! Na lie u dey KILL so?

musaibnabdul: They right Nigeria is an Animal farm. Thanks to cluesless leaders One rule for masses another for the elites.

No way! My own country isnt an animal farm. If u dont have anything better to say about ur country, u'd better shut up forever. I'll advise u to check ur family well well......there could be the farm u just mentioned

Symphony007: Well deserved!! The number of south africans who died in that church collapse is the most south africans to die on foreign soil. Think about that! And our inept government is showing no sign of urgency to get answers or justice for the families, heck, south africa from their country figured out how many of their citizens died before we on the ground could, let's not talk of the airhead president who was shaking hands and consoling a suspect in the whole catastrophe. And tomorrow nigeria will demand respect from other countries and demand that our citizens abroad be treated better, just look at how we have fumbled this tragedy. Rubbish!!

You are off point man! Ur ranting clearly shows ur hatred for TB J or SCOAN, (I'm not a fan either) and ur own very president. Who is in the best position to figure out the number of the South African victims quicker other than the owners of the victims So far, have u heard that TB J. Planned the building collapse? Or just because he owned the building that collapsed he should be locked up? And about our President, did u expect him to slap him (and say u killed a lot of people) instead of shaking and consoling him? Or u interpreted that simple gesture to be ''good! Welldone''? Dont let ur hatred cloud ur judgement......TB J. should be investigated, and if found guilty, justice should be served. I'm not against that.

Tolexander: They can tell shoprite, mtn, dstv et al to leave Nigeria in order not to die in nigeria!

GADDEMM IT! So Shoprite is also a South African-owned venture No wonder Rands keep gaining more weight than Naira. It's so sad we only consume consume consume Oh no! The funniest part is that u've not given a Nigerian lady a treat if u've not taken her to shop at this shoprite......when are we gonna stop all these......all consuming mentality

peterjero: I'm the craziest leftie alive use right to write, left to hit, right to eat, left to play ball, to cut with knife.. I drive well, the only snag I've noticed over the years is that I can't relax my right hand while driving.

Bro, I wont say that's crazy enough cos my wife is a leftie also but eats and writes with her right hand. Believe me, she has the best hand-writing in the whole wide world. She drives well also except that she moves the car like a snail but I dont think that has to do with being a leftie

@Op, why are u displaying my car on NL Becareful o.

mstik: Wheelbarrow

......to do what jare sis?

IdomaLikita: What exactly is irresponsible about body markings?
My Two Grandmothers tattooed their Skins elaborately with African traditional Patterns and it doesn't make them less responsible!
An Un-tattooed will Rot after Death, so would a tattooed one. So what's the justification for the discrimination?
Apart from the Health Risk that goes with using Unsterilized instruments in tattooing, I see absolutely nothing wrong in it!

Thank God that everyone is entitled to his/her opinions. U see, go and tatto urself from ur head to ur toes and wait to be hired in a corporate world. Having ink on your body isnt what makes u irresponsible but knowing that people in the corporate world see it as a sign of irresponsibility and still didnt mind getting one is. U sounded like u've never heard of the saying that ''the way u dress with determine the way u'll be addressed''. The Op's cited cases even happened in developed countries not to mention.......

NifemiOlu:
Can't stop laughing. So some peeps think it actually happened to me. Well, the post is a collection of 5 people's experiences with where they live. People should learn to read between the lines. Every paragraph belongs to different people in different places.

Omo iya Olu, I trust u, u dare not get tatto or mama Olu throws u outa the house

ednut1: if u plan to work in the corporate word get tattoo that can be hidden. i have a Japanese tatto on my hand. i cover it up and dont wear short sleeve to work. shikena

What is the beauty of tattos if u cannot show it off? Or is ur tatto 'for ur eyes only' or 'it's my body and I can do what I like with it'? I bet u didnt know the implications before getting it. U just did copy copy n got urself one....now dat u know the implications, u cover it up.....I will tell

adonbilivit: tattoo equals taboo in naija cos most of us are intolerant and hypocritical. this is AFRICA. live and learn

Hey! Pishures of all u've just said now or adonbilivit

MrPeaceman: Having tattoos doesn't depict a sense of responsibility. Ofcourse; he will influence the children negatively, @the first example. It is synonymous with indecent dressing, and most people that are guilty of it are indecent. They can't sue the companies; the companies have the right to give terms and conditions of work, as well as dressing/appearance codes etc, as they so desire. When I see young people of nowadays drawing tattoos and piercing their body, immitating stars that have already made name for themselves. I don't laugh, I feel sorry for them. They lack foresight. If only they could see the impending consequences.

You have spoken well. The general society believe that people with tattoos have issues ranging from rebellion to sense of irresponsibility. And they are right to some extent cos we see majority of people with body piercing and tattos and the personalities they portray. It's a sheer lack of foresight or just being naive or rebellious that will make anyone wanna get a tattoo or pierce the body even after considering the societal stigma attached to it

tartar9: time travel happens but in one direction(future).if you or any thing with mass travel close to the speed of light,time slows down by about half(einsteins special relativity).

I learnt that too. But I tell u, it is only possible in Eistein's imaginations. The idea is one of many ideas that can never materialize. Dont get me wrong, I'm not myopic, and I've even predicted some of the inventions that we see now. Somehow I just reasoned beyond a mere theory here cos that kind of fast machine, if ever invented, will only take u to wherever u wanna go on earth here faster and nothing more.

imhesham: Actually I think it might be possible. Scientifically, if you have a device that runs fast enough, it slows down time. If you have the type that runs fast enough it might slow it down to a stop and then begin to make time go backward ( into the future).

Habah! Bro, u too hear urself na! No teach ur kids that one o

henryobinna: hmmmm..
what you're saying is true(partly)
but I so much belueve 'infinity' of everything... I mean nothing is conplete in this world as a result nothing is impossible

Well, let hope so

ammyluv2002: BlackBerry should go and rest jor....even the iphone wey bend reach ground and no fit waka better pass blackberry wey straight from here reach heaven

Shuo! I've never heard such from a lady before o! Though, honestly, u gals should hate BB the most now cos a lot u lost ur virginity courtesy of this gadget when it was reigning. So it's payback time!

fruityjojo: Robots as in Robo-cop
Btw happy birthday to me

Happy Birthday to uuuuuuuuuu.......LLNP If u no send my portion of dat cake, mehn, I go vex o lolx

telim: A system that can download food from internet.

FFO....see im eye

henryobinna: you're a theist just as I am, and you think it might be against GOD's will.
ok, tell me why you think it can't

My reasons dont even have anything to do with religion. Time travelling idea has been put into our brain by people who even know it aint possible. It's only possible in imaginations. They are puting the wrong impressions in our heads that the same things that have happened in the past are probably yet to happen in another realm.......just as we watch them happen in sci-fi movies.

DonDiego: A photocopier that reproduces $1000 bills as genuinely and with all embedded security features in the original as possible.

Pls, contact me when d machine is invented o