kindly attend this event, you'll be glad you did

Doluseun:
omo ale Ni o.
tell your ajimobi achievement/s and compare it to akala s own...oponu ayirada

Oloriburuku ni e, oloshi alajebanu... If not that you're a foolishly foolish fool, a compound 1diot, how would you defend such mess?

Guess you're one of those he feeds with crumbs

Esau!

This skin-bleaching, poo-talking, cash-laundering, A55-licking, Amala-politicking, mentally derailed nincompoop, corruption-laden ex man in black thinks Oyo is his footstool?

I think he wants to look brighter than the future he planned for oyo state(before God delivered them), has he achieved that yet?

Oh, guess he's taking a clue from Fayose, does he realise Fayose had something on ground(roads etc) to speak for him while Akala left nothing but "Tears, sorrow and blood" (Apologies to Fela)...

I feel like slapping sense into his empty grey area

Governor ko, gomina ni

Omo ale jatijati

Ogbomoso people had better come take their disgrace of a son before we show him the way to gaol

This insults can only come from PDP though

Marafakas

See why some coloured, weak skinned folks thinks we Blacks are mentally derailed?

If only Africans will wake up and embrace literacy

They might have been misinformed

Same way Northerners chases anti polio health workers, and reject their vaccinations

Pity!!!

Funny

Mine was around 6-7years old, I started with "amala lafun"(cassava flour paste), I didn't allow it spend the normal time on fire, ended up tasting like poo but trust mum, she refined the mess and turned it to the real thing!, mothers are skillful o!

Being the only boy and last born, I am not expected to attend to kitchen matters but in my family, that tradition no follow o

By the time I was 9, I was a professional already, could make almost all the major Yoruba delicacies,even better than my sisters.

It helped me during university and service years, my food was the toast of my hostel, even ladies jostle to have a taste once am in the kitchen

I hope to retire soon, once the aunty comes in, she'd better know how to do it better or at least meet up with my standard!

Anyway for me its fun, I'll still cook once in a while when married, so madam can relax and watch too.

saintbeejay: chil Mr he who laugh last laugh best

And we both know who is laughing last now

saintbeejay: funny u, I won't be surprised seeing you celebrating d victory of PDP

Am not a double-mouthed nigga like you

Caveat: If you don't know me, don't say bu*l sh*t about me

Thanks

Have a nice day...oops, bad night I mean, 'cause you'll cry your sorry as5 out once Aregbe is declared!

Watch it friends

Aregbe wins

Omisore can go contest with prison inmates for chief prisoner

This is Ipinle Omoluabi, not a place for urchins to rule, NEVER

Let PDP bring soldiers, police, civil defence, Militants, even hire boko haram join

The will of the people will prevail!

Caveat: For me, its not about Parties but Performance!

TalkHoha: A little error to correct. We all make these mistakes, just that this came within the first few words of your piece. I think you mean 'bothered' and not 'bordered.' Cheers.

God bless you, I was typing in a hurry, didn't notice that really, thanks

@ Mod, can you please move this to 'limelight'?, thanks, God bless you too

I've been bothered by Chimanada's stance on
many issues

Her one-way reasoning on
feminism, the way she paints the Nigerian
culture, most especially her own Igbo (one of
the richest culture in Africa), and how she
writes to counter the stands of our revered
Chinua Achebe on tradition based issues

These, among other reasons, has always made
me think of writing to expose her deliberate
ignorance, and to make the world see that we
are in no way what she paints us to be.

Finally, someone has put things straight!

This link has it all

Take time to read, God bless you!

saharareporters.com/2014/07/29/adichies-
feminism-vacuums-and-fallacies-gonzaga

bbello28:
u nid recruitment 2 boko camp u wicked sha bad pikin

My brov no be so jare, if you see the way those devils murder their fellow humans, you won't pity them a bit!

bbello28:
u nid recruitment 2 boko camp u wicked sha bad pikin

My brov no be so jare, if you see the way those devils murder their fellow humans, you won't pity them a bit!

ckhelvin: No one is asking yhu to believe this okay..u are entitled to your own absurd opinion..

Use your brain brov, am not saying I don't believe literary, am only saying till he's brought to justice, I won't believe the NPF, how many arrests have we read of concerning BH?, Where is Kabiru Sokoto and others?

I just hope you're smart enough to understand this time around

Can you bring him to the public square, tie him on all four, pronounce allahu akbar on him and then EVISCERATE the goat little by little, till he cries aloud so much that the 21 dumb.as*s 'Virgin' demons waiting for him in hell hears his cry and laugh hysterically as he approaches, cut him by pieces, to the tongue, and then when you're done, 'rinse' his 'martyred' carcass with holy acid.

Until then, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!

#Brazil gists
*Oscar be like "Ramires, how much okada dey
take Sao Paulo"?
Ramires replied: Ode, you want make dem stone
you on top bike abi

*Buy one German hair and get 7 Brazilian hair
extra

*MTN be like “Every element of Brazil in your life
shall
meet your Germany this month” for daily prayer
points text “PRAYER to 3100 .N10/sms"

*The standard organisation of Nigeria, SON, has
placed an indefinite ban on Brazilian hair, this is
to prevent brain drain, an epidemic among
ladies addicted to the product.

*PDP accuses APC of masterminding the
humiliation of Brazil, says its a calculated
attempt towards dis gracing the president out
of office in 2015

*Man commits suicide after lover sends him a
text saying he's 'too Brazilian' on bed

*Stock report: Top gainers-German Machines
and equipments closing at 7dollars per share,
Top loosers: Brazillian hair manufacturing coy,
closing at 0.0006dolls per share

*It is now considered a crime to drink 7up in public places in Brazil

*Feel free to add yours

Mikel all the way!!
Best National team--Nigeria
Best U-17---Nigeria
Best Coach--that burkina Faso man or Keshi,prefferably Keshi

@Generaliy07......note iy and not generally...
Political?,witty quotes?,jokes?,just follow

What of tecno's minute-by-minute productions?

Best comedy of the year...Jonathan,the Nigerian Mandela.....as directed by Doyin Okupe.....

Most sacarstic play of the year...Dame jesus of Okrika...a play by Evans Bipi..,featuring
1. GEJ the shoeless cum clueless transformer
2. Rotimi a'MACE'ing
3. Officer Mbu

Best soundtrack ::Shepopotamus...a song by Kongi

Best selling movie of the year
The Riverine assembly....hallowed chambers of commotion.

Best advert of the year
We don port ooooo....,an advert featuring 5 state governors,can you beat that!!!

0lumide: He forgot to ask what brand of Christianity is being practiced in states like Ebonyi, Bayelsa, Cross er, Anambra, Imo, Aba that is not being practiced in USA, Venezuela, Norway, Sweden, Canada etc..

I hate hypocrisy with disgust! This prof sits his dumb asss in Canada and have the guts to talk?

Mehn shut up professor!! Let's see what brand of Christianity is being practiced in East West and South of the country that is not practiced in USA, Sweden, Norway, Venezuela etc..

Fuckiing paid hack talking like he is an intellectual. Granted that Sanusi is just a too fanatical to embrace modernity which may topple his chances of emir or whatever, Sanusi has contributed to Nigeria more than this loud mouthed fake intellectual prof. Who da fuk is he?

A prof in English? lmao!!!! Negro please!! The problem is nation wide and the iddiotic prof is suppose to ask what brand of Xtianity and Islam re Nigerians practicing that is not practiced elsewhere in the world. He didnt mention Yoruba Muslim states and others.

If he is so smart, why are his ideologies not reflected in Nigerian society? Oh yeah bittchh nigga took the easy way out and became a Canadian instead of fighting for change in Nigeria.

We don't need your opinion prof, stay in Canada and die a foreigner! foool

How on earth did you get those likes?,shows how folly attracts while wisdom repels certain folks
Now listen,Pius Adesanmi is someone i follow ardently on facebook and other media,he isn't a 'Canadian' as you say,and he has more Nigerian content that your broke a.s.s.,he talks the normal street language same way as an aboki upnorth and the guy in ajegunle.

He is always objective,and he frequents home,despite his very busy schedule,addresing the political class as well as the populace

Before you tweet,google!

Mod pls do something,the Experience is a Big gospel event,FP asap,thanks

The same time my cash ''flew without wings''...a guy's phone at the same spot gained a ''velocity of escape''

Mods,can you move this to FP so others can share their experience?

I have attended four editions of The eXperience,an annual gospel-music festival in Lagos,however,i had a bitter experience this year

First,my cash disappeared while struggling with the crowd to gain entrance,while we were trying to enter and praise God,some others were there to steal

Afterwards,a friend's wallet(containing our ATMs,passport and work ID 'escaped her closed bag miraculously'....

For hours,,i couldn't dance,just kept thinking,till Midnight crew came on stage


BTW,the likes of Sammie Okposu,MNC et al shouldn't find their way to that podium anymore,till they have something new to sing


Don Moen,anyday,remains the most inspiring,while the hip-hop like Gospel peak performance goes to Tye Tribbet...that guy though

Yolanda Adams?...made my neighbours slept like a baby....

By the time Mike Aremu was coming with his whistles,i was on my way out

And thats just the way it is

Either Konga or Jumia,same thing they lack...Professionalism

''Konga'' in Yoruba means ''well,or pit''....you wanna throw your cash into the well?


Jumia.....'Ju' is to throw away,or fling....why fling the cash you worked for?(Provided its not the one you stole from me @ the experience @TBS)

As far as my legedis remaineth,to Ikeja i shall go

The duo should send their Mgt and staffs on intensive training @ eBay

Shikena

@ least 2500 lumen,with neccesary accessories

God bless you MOD for taking this to FP...really appreciated

am still waiting for replies pals,i need one this week

I need a good projector with good resolution(should be able to transmit well during daytime and in well lit areas)....in Lagos,this week....kindly move this to FP @ Mod....i'll really appreciate,its urgent and i feel NL is the right place to ask

For sale or swap with money...a nokia E63,good condition,neat,i'll add money to get a Curve7 or Q1,contact me if interested

DID ANYONE ATTEND ILESA GRAMMAR SCHOOL IN THE MID TO LATE 90'S?
Oya now
1.Ewure...our Vp(he calls offenders that name,this man can recognise you 20 years after by mere seeing your face,so we run and dodge our faces when he's approaching)

2.Walahi talahi Olorun ogun n gbo...our P.E teacher,he can beat hell out of anyone,he'll even drop cain and use fist,he'll boast,''maa na e jaleti,walahi talahi olohun ogun n gbo...(heard they taught him a bitter lesson in the jungle later)

3.Idi iroko,..a teacher who is more gifted at the backside than in teaching...

cant remember others jare