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Fashion / Re: Seatbelt T-Shirt Designed To Fool Police & Road Safety Officials by generaliy07(m): 11:29am On Apr 11, 2013
lakad4u: Just passing by,anyway first to coment...
Were you looking for NL(naija loaded) and mistakenly got NL(nairaland)?,cos the former is where toddlers of your pedigree belong,go and do ur assignment kid,uncle will flog d hell out'a ur silly ass tommorow!!!
Fashion / Re: Seatbelt T-Shirt Designed To Fool Police & Road Safety Officials by generaliy07(m): 11:11am On Apr 11, 2013
akuji: Maybe when someone gets into an accident and flies out of the windscreen and lands in a bush somewhere or land for road middle and an oncoming trailer jam the person on top, that s when una go remember sey seatbelt dey important after all. It's is not our portion o

undecided
You don make me risk sack letter cause of unexplainable laugh @ workplace,na wa for you o,looollzzzz[color=#990000][/color]
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by generaliy07(m): 9:55am On Apr 11, 2013
we have to e-castrate baba flow,his e-romance with cutebliss et al is making him delay updates**calls mozilla firefox,(abi wetin dat bros dey call himsef?abi na foxy ultimatum) to perform d rites for d e-castration ;Di have to e-castrate baba flow,his e-romance with cutebliss et al is making him delay updates**calls mozilla firefox,(abi wetin dat bros dey call himsef?abi na foxy ultimatum) to perform d rites for d e-castration[color=#006600][/color]
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by generaliy07(m): 6:25pm On Apr 10, 2013
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Like you've made it yourself,go and sell fake drugs inside molue dear
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by generaliy07(m): 2:46pm On Apr 06, 2013
oga flow abi wetin dem dey call u,if u no dey find wahala wey pass kponkponity,hereditary or whatever,give us more updates sharpaly,i slept off and woke after 3 hours to refresh,and all i could get is just one update,no make me vex oo.......*thinks again, e no easy o*...ehn...*changes voice**oga flow no vex,i juz dey talk say make u help my ribs,dem don crack with laff,make u update so i go fit take laff arrange them again....you're the bokoharam,sorry,militants,i mean,bomb!!!

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Literature / Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by generaliy07(m): 8:15am On Feb 26, 2013
something dey worry you Flow,see as i dey laugh alone for inside BRT,the babe wey sit beside me don dey look me one kind like person wey dey on 99%,laugh no go sha commot sh*t for my bom.
Literature / Re: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by generaliy07(m): 12:17pm On Feb 23, 2013
Guy,if u no wan make i report u to d Owa Obokun of Ilesa,SSS,Police,Interpol,JTF,boysbrigade,manowar,baggas,lobas,jews...and anything u can think of,CONTINUE THIS STORY NOW!!!...Abi make i dash u my phone battery?our ''i pass my neighbour'' sef dey,come carry am and continue...or ELSE(eye-ball removing frown)...i will report you,i gat enough evidence...my rib still aches from the laughter you caused!!!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo And Tinubu: Who Is A Better Leader? by generaliy07(m): 4:11pm On Feb 22, 2013
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jas_o: When you talk of leader it has to go with quality of the person in the sphere of deliverables.
Tinubu as formal governor of Lagos state introduce most of people benefit project that other states now used to efficiently govern their people.
In Yoruba land what Tinubu is presently doing - is to create an environment where people will be seeing as normal human being.
He introduce BRT to eliminate disconnect between the reach and the poor. This is what good governance is all about, bringing the poor and the rich together, with this; people feel less superior and subsequently reduce the interest to loot.
You can’t point something good to Obj. the only thing that can be attributed to him is corruption, because his regime compliment, institutionalize and bring impunity into corruption menace.
jas_o: When you talk of leader it has to go with quality of the person in the sphere of deliverables.
Tinubu as formal governor of Lagos state introduce most of people benefit project that other states now used to efficiently govern their people.
In Yoruba land what Tinubu is presently doing - is to create an environment where people will be seeing as normal human being.
He introduce BRT to eliminate disconnect between the reach and the poor. This is what good governance is all about, bringing the poor and the rich together, with this; people feel less superior and subsequently reduce the interest to loot.
You can’t point something good to Obj. the only thing that can be attributed to him is corruption, because his regime compliment, institutionalize and bring impunity into corruption menace.
jas_o: When you talk of leader it has to go with quality of the person in the sphere of deliverables.
Tinubu as formal governor of Lagos state introduce most of people benefit project that other states now used to efficiently govern their people.
In Yoruba land what Tinubu is presently doing - is to create an environment where people will be seeing as normal human being.
He introduce BRT to eliminate disconnect between the reach and the poor. This is what good governance is all about, bringing the poor and the rich together, with this; people feel less superior and subsequently reduce the interest to loot.
You can’t point something good to Obj. the only thing that can be attributed to him is corruption, because his regime compliment, institutionalize and bring impunity into corruption menace.

You are as incorrect as your english

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NYSC / NYSC Allowee Increase by generaliy07(m): 10:10am On Feb 21, 2013
There are news going around(or should i say speculations?whatever),that the monthly allowee for corpers will now be #30,000.,while some even claim its #34,000,has anyone heard such too?,any reliable info?
Religion / Re: Oyedepo's Daughter To Marry His Personal Assistant by generaliy07(m): 4:23am On Feb 20, 2013
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kingron: who is Oyedepo
Your dad's elder brother in the village grin
kingron: who is Oyedepo
Your dad's elder brother in the village
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan 'Died' For 7 Days In German Hospital by generaliy07(m): 9:58pm On Feb 17, 2013
J12:

You monkeys should learn to talk sometimes.
And what are you?Gorrilla?foolish adherent of corruption driven leaders
Celebrities / Re: Collins Ifeanyi Chukwu Is Dead - Nollywood Director by generaliy07(m): 3:42am On Feb 17, 2013
omo_to_dun:

Seek the face of God? Isn't that what Nigerians have been doing for decades? There is a church and/or mosque on every street and prayers are not lacking in any home, so why would you prescribe the same medicine that hasn't been working?

Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
And so what are you insinuating?that God isnt the solution?you must be saying that either because you haven't seen the Real God at work or you just want to ignore obvious testimonies of people who do,whichever,GOD(through JESUS CHRIST) IS THE ANSWER

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NYSC / Re: Things Corpers Should Do After POP. by generaliy07(m): 6:33pm On Feb 13, 2013
M M M: Find d nearest native doctor in ur villa 4 money ritual undecided
No time angry
Am suing you for making me laugh in public!!#bhadt guy grin
M M M: Find d nearest native doctor in ur villa 4 money ritual undecided
No time angry
Am suing you for making me laugh in public!!#bhadt guy
Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi Resigns As Eagles Coach by generaliy07(m): 7:22am On Feb 12, 2013
mmmustapha: Wetin concern me We hav already won d cup, he can go to hell
Guess you should go ahead of him to hell...ingrate,someone achieved a feat no one in your generation has ever achieved and here you are talking trash,as if you're so deaf you can't hear what the NFF did to him
Sports / Re: Nigeria Is The New African Champion! by generaliy07(m): 6:03am On Feb 11, 2013
Albert708: Thank you TB Joshua for helping us to win the cup
You must be on 87%,so high on gegemu,ode oshi
Sports / Re: Nigeria Is The New African Champion! by generaliy07(m): 5:55am On Feb 11, 2013
Teenage Money:


Only Lazy ppl like u complain of Unemployment....

Have u heard the story of Moses Hw his parents Died, He struggled and Nw, He is a big Boi...

No struggle ur own dey there dey find employment...

Dem get many Jobs for Lazy Ppl Like u...

Blow- Job, Hand Job, Etc.
OMG..you're amazingly on point!!!,i wanted to reply the wimp but i couldnt just locate the right words so i let him be,not knowing you've been kind enough to deal with his never-celebrate-head...
Sports / Re: Mali Vs Ghana - AFCON 2013 3rd Place (3 - 1) On 9th February 2013 by generaliy07(m): 2:00am On Feb 10, 2013
Abrantie:

[size=18pt]ASSH0LE SHUT UP! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE FINALS DOESN'T MEAN YOU DESERVE TO BE THERE. YOUR SUPER CHICKENS JUST GOT LUCKY! THIS 2013 AFCON HAS BEEN A BIG JOKE. BOKO NA FASO? NIGERIA? HAA! I LAUGH IN GA!

ABSOLUTELY NO ONE AT FIFA THINKS NIGERIA IS A POWERHOUSE IN FOOTBALL. RATHER IT'S THE BLACK STARS OR ELEPHANTS OF CIV. YOUR COUNTRY'S POSITION IN FOOTBALL IS HOLLOW, EMPTY AND A MIRAGE! ENJOY YOUR 10 MINUTES OF FAME WHILE IT LASTS DOUCHEBAGS!!
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We'll reserve a bedspace for you at yaba left...FYI,its a psych hospital...seems your beefing our glory is making your head dance azonto to celineDion's ''i drove all night''

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Technology Market / Re: Probook4530s(4gb Ram,500gb Hd) For Sale by generaliy07(m): 3:34am On Feb 09, 2013
Drop your number or mail
Sports / Re: TB Joshua: Eagles Will Win On Sunday by generaliy07(m): 3:32am On Feb 09, 2013
May God give us outright,mali-like winning,making our winning so easy and with large goal difference so we'll know God did this,and not a man,not even any man!!!
Sports / Re: TB Joshua: Eagles Will Win On Sunday by generaliy07(m): 3:27am On Feb 09, 2013
ajadek: Beleeived it or nt,this is man of god of our time
#even if i wanted to believe it earlier,your grammatical non-sense just gave me a change of mind!!!,bad english can be a bane to evangelism you know. grin
ajadek: Beleeived it or nt,this is man of god of our time
#even if i wanted to believe it earlier,your grammatical non-sense just gave me a change of mind!!!,bad English can be a bane to evangelism you know.
Sports / Re: TB Joshua: Eagles Will Win On Sunday by generaliy07(m): 3:04am On Feb 09, 2013
Mee234:
the SS in that team is about 50%. And please grow up abeg stop being a tribal champion
#Highly dissappointed in your level of tribal bigotry,seems you were hunting for tribal remarks,anyway,FYI, SE means 'super eagles' and not 'south east'...
Sports / Re: TB Joshua: Eagles Will Win On Sunday by generaliy07(m): 2:52am On Feb 09, 2013
Intrepid!:
Any half-inebriated football fan coulda made this same 'prophesy'. A prophesy is 'Nigeria will win by 3 goals to nothing. Emmanuel Emenike will score in the 20th, 35th and 87th minutes.' That is a prophesy not this statement that is neither here nor there.
#the 'MOG' is having a back up plan ni now,anyway the match goes,he'll refer back to this and say ''i warned keshi''...
Oh God,do not punish us because of a man,we promise to give you alone the Glory if we win,and not any unspecific prophet
#BTW,we heard of Octopus Paul's prediction before each match,TBJ's after the match..lolz
Technology Market / Probook4530s(4gb Ram,500gb Hd) For Sale by generaliy07(m): 11:04am On Feb 07, 2013
A fairly used laptop,HP probook4530s,core i-3,4GB ram,500Gb HD,bluetooth,Wlan,Thumbprint,webcam...etc for sale at a reasonable price...#in lagos
NYSC / Re: NYSC (state Payments) by generaliy07(m): 10:32am On Feb 05, 2013
ohbejay: Copper posted to state schools in lagos gets 15k,Enugu 10k all coppers,kwara 0k,kano 5k,oyo 5k,ogun 5k,ondo 5k,Jigawa 10k,Jos 10k.....datz all am sure of
Thanks man,this info is appreciated.
Sports / Re: An Epistle Of Super Eagles Victory by generaliy07(m): 3:28pm On Feb 04, 2013
shadrach77: this rubbish has to stop. Why not use the koranic to form these jokes, why use the bible? Something like this was also coined during the Farouk, Otedola saga. It more or less blasphemous and sacrilegious angry angry angry
grin
shadrach77: this rubbish has to stop. Why not use the koranic to form these jokes, why use the bible? Something like this was also coined during the Farouk, Otedola saga. It more or less blasphemous and sacrilegious angry angry angry
Am laughing at your level of religious bigotry!

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Sports / Re: An Epistle Of Super Eagles Victory by generaliy07(m): 2:53pm On Feb 04, 2013
Afcon 1:1-6
...and a certain man of the army of the Ivorians,Eboue
the slanderer(for so his name means),who had
earlier before the war,
2.ranted all over a certain city called Twitter,and
called unto the people,saying,''thus saith theRealEboue,the eagles will no longer soar in this
land,
3.for they shall be fried for super'',and so despised
the Eagles,the Giants of the sky...
4.And the Lord heard him,and smote his tongue(for
he cried so bitterly after the battle),and sent him back to his league in a premier ship,in which he sailed with
some of his war men.
5.And the Lord said unto the Eagles,rejoice a little ye
people,and get ready for the battle of the Malians,for
they shall come in their ranks to fight you in a valley
called semifina' in the pidgin tongue,but be ye not afraid,for i will give this medal to you,that ye may
rejoice,6.and when the people heard this,they
rejoiced!!!

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NYSC / NYSC (state Payments) by generaliy07(m): 1:46pm On Feb 04, 2013
Can anyone please brief us on how much each state pays its Youth coppers?
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Jokes Etc / Akpors @ Valentine.....sharpman by generaliy07(m): 1:28pm On Feb 04, 2013
Akpors@GF:lets play hide and seek,GF:Never!!,the last time we did,i only found you on the 15th of february.

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