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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend's Choir Master Is Always Visiting Her, What Do I Do? by GeneralPula:
It’s called private rehearsal..

Romance › Re: Please Stop Flushing Condoms Through Toilet I Just Saw One In Lagos by GeneralPula:
How to flush off condom..

Pour water into the condom up to a half or almost full then flush off. It will flush off one time..
Romance › Re: Did Your Ex Finally Come Back? Kindly Share Your Experience. by GeneralPula: 11:09pm On Jul 05, 2021
Kingkyle1:
I wouldn't call that a break up but subliminally we went apart.
6 months later, I got a message from her and she first used reverse psychology on me, accusing me of leaving her when she needed me the most. Someone I dated for 4.5 years got a leaning shoulder in less than 4months of being apart. Well now she's always in my dm proposing love and hoping we could get back. She said i was the best thing that happened to her.
Even though she is already in relationship with someone academically ahead of me, she can't wait to break up wishing i would just propose but I have kept my proposal to myself. I just told her I am happy for her and her man but she wouldn't hear. I pity the current boyfriend. Women shaa, always confused.
She wan use you do 2nd option incase the present boyfriend bounces..

Don’t fall for it !
Romance › Re: After Paying My Bride Price And Impregnating Me,he Refuse To Marry Me by GeneralPula: 11:05pm On Jul 05, 2021
AroOkigbo:
The story didn't say you people had s£x.
How come you are now pregnant?
Who give you belle?
Ok..
Baby I no cum
Yuh, you no cum
How cum belle cum
Sports › Re: Ladies, Is Tyrone Mings The Sexiest Footballer At The Euros? by GeneralPula: 10:59pm On Jul 05, 2021
Vinnie2000:
My Brother..
It's possible..
You can look@a Guy, and Say wow 'Dat Guy is Sexy'..
It does not make you Gay or weird!!
Just dat some Nigerians reason things Anyhow.. sad undecided
Personally, I find the Following Guys, Sexy Guys..
*D'Banj
*Cristiano Ronaldo
*Ramsey Nouah
*David Beckham..
These Guys are 35 or 40+ But They are still Trimmed and Sexy..They still maintain dier Six Packs!!.
If you’re looking for what a sexy guy looks like, then Nelly is a perfect example..

All those you listed are not sexy but have a fitted body..

Even the OP doesn’t understand the meaning of sexy..

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Boniface Amandianeze, Olasunmbo Winfunke Of Buzz Barr For Fraud by GeneralPula: 9:43pm On Jul 05, 2021
SlyfoxxjReturns:
Gist wey we don see 2 days ago for Instablog. What's wrong with Nairaland? It's losing it's juice. This used to be the go to site for breaking news in Nigeria not too long ago.
Apple is building a iCar and I’m surprised that Nairaland is yet to upload the news..
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Warns Over GB WhatsApp That Mimics Features & Could Leave You Blocked by GeneralPula: 9:37pm On Jul 05, 2021
Afriqan:
They're already banning people from IG and Facebook because of GB Whatsapp and other flimsy reasons like picture download etc. It has been happening for years but they won't tell you why.

I think Mark Zuckerberg is just apprehensive. This is why app developers must stop selling their apps to industry giants cos once they have control, they can stop anyone from using the service even when you don't use it for any illegal purpose. Mark himself has been accused of selling people's data and was summoned by the US government, so all this is just pure nonsense.

Take a look at Microsoft, despite being the most pirated OS, they still allow people to use it knowing it would serve a greater good. That didn't kill Microsoft, even made it more popular and preferred globally, but Mark is greedy.
That’s a different case bro..

Pirated OS is still under Microsoft, GB WhatsApp isn’t under Mark..

Mark is just doing what any business man would do. He’s protecting his business..

Nike did it recently to a show brand, claiming they’re using human blood bla bla bla which isn’t true..

Competition kills business..
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Warns Over GB WhatsApp That Mimics Features & Could Leave You Blocked by GeneralPula: 9:25pm On Jul 05, 2021
Wittyduchess:
Seems I am the only one that has never seen the need to use gb or any other version of WhatsApp. undecided
Not only you bro..

I’m just getting to hear it for the first time..
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Warns Over GB WhatsApp That Mimics Features & Could Leave You Blocked by GeneralPula: 9:14pm On Jul 05, 2021
FarahAideed:
Why can't GB just become its own messaging app, they already have millions of loyalist
Mark of Facebook will kill it..

He has numbers on his side..
Politics › Re: Photos From Southern Governors' Meeting In Lagos by GeneralPula: 8:31pm On Jul 05, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
I was about to say this no longer a SOUTHERN governor's forum cos of the presence of a Fulani man there only to notice that Hope Uzodimma is not present there.
But come to think of it,this guy must be avoiding Southern Governors' meeting so as not to invoke the wrath of his masters' who planted him in Imo state abi na the governor's sideline am in two occasions,e come send em deputyhuh

Hope Uzodimma will feed his fulani lords what transpired in the meeting even before the meeting is concluded undecided
Which simply means Yeeboz are the backstabbers again, going by your logic?
Politics › Re: Lawyer Ejiofor: 'Nnamdi Kanu Was Abducted, Tortured & Beaten In Kenya' by GeneralPula: 8:22pm On Jul 05, 2021
They can’t beat him, never... This lawyer is trying to buy sympathy for Nnamdi Kanu which is DOA..

What I was expecting his lawyer to find out is who sold Nnamdi kanu’s location to FG. His time and place was sold to FG by his fellow..

Ikonso head strong sha... He died and every thing started falling apart for Kanu..

But if Indigenous pigggz are wise, finding the traitor should be the main target now..
Politics › Re: Lawyer Ejiofor: 'Nnamdi Kanu Was Abducted, Tortured & Beaten In Kenya' by GeneralPula: 8:22pm On Jul 05, 2021
Nwaezeudo:
You guys should leave Nnamdi Kanu alone!

At least He tried letting the Southerners know about the Northern Fulanisation agenda.
There’s no Fulani agenda anywhere..

Better stop playing yourself..
Education › Re: Was Your B.sc Final Year Project Of Any Use To You During/after School? by GeneralPula: 8:18pm On Jul 05, 2021
For where..
Family › Re: Nigerian Parents And Oversized Cloths | My Own Story by GeneralPula: 2:41pm On Jul 05, 2021
Well, I have one slim fit kind of body..

If I wear large size, e go stay well on me..

If I wear medium, e go stay well on me..
Politics › Re: Edo Indigene Decries Poor-Quality Federal Constituency Project (Photos, Video) by GeneralPula: 2:19pm On Jul 05, 2021
Sirchef:
Dem don use constituency money buy hotel for dubai. Share the balance give some key men and traditional rulers. It is what it is
That’s how it goes..

So long you’re sharing the money across to the necessary places, then you don’t have any problem..
Sports › Re: Italy Vs Spain : EURO 2020 Semi-Finals (4 - 2) On Penalties On 6th July 2021 by GeneralPula: 1:59pm On Jul 05, 2021
My boys are reppin in those 2 teams..

Goodluck to both of em..

Up blue for life !
Celebrities › Re: Secondary Student Hugs Reekado Banks In Excitement As Singer Visits Her School by GeneralPula: 1:26pm On Jul 05, 2021
The little girl has confidence..

She’ll go far in life ..
Politics › Re: Onyekachi Nwebonyi: Ebonyi Commissioner Pours Woman's Food Away by GeneralPula: 9:45am On Jul 05, 2021
Imagine..

Flatinoz are being wicked to Flatinaz..
Politics › Re: Buni Was Not Properly Nominated As APC National Chairman – PDP by GeneralPula: 7:44am On Jul 05, 2021
LandMann:
Southerners like to pull themselves down while fighting to retain power.

Since Bumi was placed there as national chairman, have you heard of his brothers struggling to pull him down at all cost?

Oshiomole was there from the south but his fellow brothers pulled him down because they lack foresight.

This is one of the reason why the president appoints people from his side into sensitive position; because he knows nobody will be fighting to pull the person down.

Oshiomole had the blessings of the president but still it wasn't seen as a good thing, and they struggled to drag him down.

I hope they enjoy the lack of a powerful force in Aso Rock from the south south
Yeeboz specifically, not southerners..
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult 4 Women To Assist Men Financially? by GeneralPula:
A woman will only spend money in a relationship she’s interested in..
Romance › Re: Does Anybody Care About You? How Many Phone Calls Do You Receive In A Day by GeneralPula:
Nobody cares about you in life unless you’re beautiful or dead..
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla Exposes Plans By Pastors To Frame Him Up For Murder by GeneralPula: 9:27pm On Jul 04, 2021
Fahdiga:
Nigeria is the most religious country on earth yet the underworld capital of the world. Today is Sunday and we all know that churches will be filled to the brim but who are this people worshipping in the churches? Are they not the same Nigerians that have made the country what it is today? A country full of evil and wicked people. Nigerian version of religion both Christianity and Islam is a big SCAM
Stop attaching Islam to this scenerio of your pastors..

You’ll never attach Christianity like this if it was Muslim affairs..
Celebrities › Re: Peju Johnson: Sugar Daddies, Reason Some Girls Can’t Settle Down by GeneralPula: 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2021
So she’s justifying, lamenting & still blaming..

The joke is on the guys wasting their time thinking they have GFs..
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji: I Was Kicked Out Of Miss Nigeria Contest In 2003 by GeneralPula: 8:47pm On Jul 04, 2021
Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms

How this girl suddenly became the richest
Blogger in Nigeria, even richer than seun
Is one thing
I don't understand!
The future is truly femail abi Gmail
You should understand my bro..

The thing no require stress to know..

If seun was also a woman, he would be rich long time ago..

Puccy is the catalyst here..
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Nnamdi Kanu Showed Extreme Carelessness By Going To Kenya by GeneralPula: 7:59pm On Jul 04, 2021
OreMI22:

So true! I hope MNK deliberately wanted to hand himself over. Else, this action of going to a notoriously corrupt country like Kenya beats any type of logic whatsoever for a man as smart as MNK.
He’s not smart at all..
Celebrities › Re: DJ And Hypeman, FlexyNaija Poisoned To Death by GeneralPula: 7:49pm On Jul 04, 2021
Fahdiga:
Why mentioning Biafra in your incoherent gibberish?
He was poisoned to death in Biafra land..
Celebrities › Re: DJ And Hypeman, FlexyNaija Poisoned To Death by GeneralPula: 7:48pm On Jul 04, 2021
The moment the guy started making names, he should have port to the west side o..

He ought to have known there’s always envy in Biafra land..
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Leaves IPOB In Disarray - BBC by GeneralPula: 7:47pm On Jul 04, 2021
adebenson155:
Everybody hear this loud and clear, fulanis and BMCs are the ones making tribal comments on nairaland.

Everyday, i checked gossipmill, tunde ednut's page, pulse Niger, instablog9ja and other pages on IG and I'll assure you that no yoruba is laughing at MNK the way it's done on Nairaland.

No igbo is laughing at chief Sunday ighoho the way BMCs made us believe here.

Let's unite as southerners and fight our common enemy.

THE ENEMY IS ALREADY AT THE GATE
So who is the common enemy?

Which unity are you begging for again since Biafra is 95% loading on twitter?

Igbos should go on with their Biafra or death poem.

The rest southerners will do whatever that’s good for them..
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's Arrest Leaves IPOB In Disarray - BBC by GeneralPula: 7:14pm On Jul 04, 2021
ekerintee:
For those calling him british citizens ,i tried to See where BBC will refer to him AS their citizens.i cant even find any .Dont be decieved by a White man Passport ,they Know their own people and they Know Passport is Just a Paper.By blood,He is Not briton
His citizenship was an acquired citizenship. He wasn’t a son of British soil..

He’s a son of Biafra soil..
Politics › Re: "You Have NOT Done Enough!" - Nnamdi Kanu's Family Criticises Britain by GeneralPula: 12:26pm On Jul 04, 2021
Even if he’s a Jupiter citizen, there’s nothing Jupiter will do..

Anyone who commits a crime outside their country will be punished according to the local laws of the receiving country..

Christianity Etc › Re: Evelyn Joshua: Primate Ayodele Pays Condolence Visit To TB Joshua’s Widow by GeneralPula: 8:25am On Jul 04, 2021
HighWITCH:
Well, this is what sympathy should be, regardless of what your opinion of the departed is.

Believe it or not, he was the largest tourist attraction to Nigeria, even though the usually clueless government didn't even know.
True..

Foreigners plenty for the church well
Politics › Re: We Swore Oaths To Die Mysteriously If We Disobeyed Kanu - Arrested IPOB Members by GeneralPula: 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2021
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