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This one wen things dey collapse every day so, hope Nigeria no go collapse on top our head one day Well I believe the plenty rains are a contributing factor sha.... The ground Don soft wella and unable to hold structures that are poorly built in the first instance

Iyaebe:
Hmm so sad,why was she doing a masculine chore in the first place? RIP to her

..... Pay your condolences and Waka pass.... Where is it written that fetching water is a chore exclusive to men?

I stopped reading when u said u bought her to be a pet and not to breed... When she's on heat, what happens?? Bros to me that's animal cruelty... If u dey find werin no go born... Go buy robot...... Or sex doll... There are robots that behave that way...... How do u feel wen Conji hold u and u no see kpekus??

RodgersAkpafu:
You are the one who has problems and is suffering
its evident in your comment
You and many like you on this thread just came here to type bone headed comments
I understand sha
Suffering in this buharilised economy has a way of affecting people to the point they dont reason properly again

I'm going through the comments and wondering what's wrong with many of you

.....go meet your village chief priest to explain the origin of your problems...... She see money buy food, she dey complain..... Now let me ask u, what did that video teach you.... How to buy rice for 40k or how to buy gas for 35k....what exactly did the video teach you....... Even who sit down for chair these days Wan do video about the chair.... If every body come out and begin to do such useless and uneducative vidsos, what do u think the internet will be like I am still waiting for u to tell me one thing the video taught you....... I been dey even reason say she Wan talk say since things are so expensive, she wants to go give away for her fans.... Instead you dey tell them nonsense... Them tell her say them nor know how much bag of rice cost or how much gas cost....... Abeg tell me werin you learn from the video

RodgersAkpafu:
Ask yourself whether what you wrote makes any sense

. Go die... No be me cause your problems... Go face your village people..... Why my comment dey pain u? If u no fit read am, u no go Waka pass?

Chai... Nigerians can be mad in a funny way sha..... Which one be everywhere nice again.... Lol.... God bless every good hearted Nigerian with legit hustle...... We dey try for this country I swear..... We find a reason to laugh even though situations don't permit it......

Madam go sleep..... Why u come dey tell us werin we know already...... U see 35k buy rice u dey complain.... People dey wen never know wetin them go even chop today..... Every body Wan enter news these days.... Mad people

So she is crying that her nanny kept her father inlaw company or what? And how is she your madam... Has she asked u to go and wash plates or sweep the compound? Or do u want to go and warm your father in law's bed I don't understand what the world is turning to.... This is what you get for not being responsible enough to cater for your home to the point of employing a maid.......i see nothing wrong in the maid becoming a wife... God no design her life from birth to be maid... Na condition make her become maid and as e be like this so.... God Don change her story from maid to made....... From grass to grace...... So face your husband and let her face hers......

The only thing you can do is make up your mind.... I used to be terrible..... Spending as much as 30k daily to play virtual soccer but the day I made up my mind to stop, I downloaded an app on my phone that blocks the virtual soccer website.... This reminded me every day I try to open it that it's something I need to do away with... Now I just stick to my regular N100 to win 36m bets... If it enters, fine.... If it doesn't, we keep trying..... At least I don't lose as much as i used to when playing virtual.... Try and make up your mind..... Even if we give u all the advise in the world, if your mind is not made up to stop something, when you log out of nairaland, u will still go back to the bet shop....

Read your books and forget about relationship for now.... How u Wan take carry 2 things climb ladder? Face your course mates or face your books...... Choose the one that's more important to you at this point

Friends that can't tell her the truth because of what they gain from her........ Leeches

Dolph Lundgren and rvd, can't forget one of the best movies of all time, the universal soldier..... Then Rambo and the wonderful Jackie Chan..... Good old days mehn... When we had tvs they close like cupboard and we had Fanta Chapman, krest tonic and nico sweet..... Good old days mehn

Na WA o... Even albino dey join coalite data...... Make e no go type 100 say na 1000 sha

This one wickedness, na inside her breast e dey

After stealing abroad, they come home during festive seasons do intimidate hard working Nigerians.... That's when u begin to hear names like.... Emeka billions..... Obi dollars.... Eze Malaysia........ I am sure they even send part of the stolen funds to the ipobs to procure weapons for their useless struggles..... Mad people all over... This one should die in jail or just injected with a lethal dose of injection..... May God bless all legit hustlers and may the devil ruin the lives of all criminally minded folks....... Useless bingos

Go back and look at the lady when she was with him when he had nothing...... He did not just show her this kind of love in a day..... She has been there for and with him through thick and thin.....

Maybe I no dey read well but I no see gas or money for fire wood wen u take dey cook..... Abi na saliva you dey turn inside stove? So na beans and rice u go deh chop week in week out... No soup...? In some places, peak milk cup of rice is 150 per cup....... And 2 won't be enough for one man to eat in one meal.......

Oyiboman69:
Bad news is just hitting USA..both past and present committed crimes....

.... I don't understand how justice is bad news.... The crime was committed several years ago... Is the arrest of a murder suspect bad news? Abi e get another bad news wen u dey talk wen nobody dey see?

DoggoneDogg:
Juventus & Bayern were the first to qualify yesterday but no post was made about it.

Now Liverpool managed to qualify with a fake red card and now its news. If Liverpool hadn't qualified, trust me, this post would not exist.


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On Nairaland the EPL bias is too much. Imagine a small club like Arsenal getting FP threads when matches like Bayern, Madrid, Barca and Juve can't make FP.

...... It's a pity...... Arsenal is a giant in English football.... If there are 200m football fans worldwide.... I am sure 100m watch epl and the remaining 100m will be split among the other leagues..... In Nigeria, how many people watch or support bayern Munich? How many people support juve? English football still commands more audience than other leagues..... For example, you can't compare the people watching juventus vs torino( the Turin derby) to the people watching Man u vs Man city ( Manchester derby)...... That's why posts about the big guns in England will always get front page on nairaland.... How many people on nairaland can list bayern first eleven? But alot of them can name Chelsea, arsenal, man u and even man city first eleven... So stop crying foul..... If u no Wan read the post, Waka pass

Fear women....!!!

Hopefully by them Buhari tenure would have ended and we can finally have a good government

richmondefosa:


Not an ambitious man in my books.

Manchester United gave this guy relevance by losing the Europa League final.

If not, who is Unai Emery?

An Arsenal reject.

..... If you ask who the man is, then u don't know anything about football.... Someone who won the Europa league 3 straight times in a row with sevilla? Beating the likes of Liverpool in the final in the 2016 final? You can't write the history of the Europa league without mentioning Unai Emery and the fact that you don't know this makes me question when you started watching football...... And for the records, Newcastle is a great club but at the moment, Villarreal is a better club for him to manage than Newcastle...... They have better players and play in a top league.... I don't see what you mean by he doesn't have ambitions

Maryliola:
we never spoke about these things before marriage funny enough I just thought it’s one thing we would obviously do along the line. We also got married quick as we had such a strong bond. The friendship I’m talking about. We got married 10 months after dating.

.... Big mistake...... No matter how love sweet reach, couples suppose discuss knacking part before tying the knot.... For the sake of your child, my candid advise is for u to look for a way to make it work... U can compromise on the MouthAction...... Then on him not lasting enough, regular exercise can help.... Seek herbal remedies too...... Also tell him to stay away from alcohol and anything sugary for now.... I really do hope your marriage works.... It breaks my heart seeing couples of these days seperating with every little excuse....... Don't think about him as a friend, see him as your husband....... Things will come good with time

ezugegere:
You both need to make conscious efforts to make your marriage work. I think the major problem here is his inability to last, which can be solved.
Don't try to pressure him into MouthAction since he finds it disgusting. I too don't like it. I don't think it's healthy.

.... My question to her is.... Didn't she know he didn't like MouthAction before she married him? If she thought she could cope then, why is it being an issue now??

Didn't you know he doesn't like MouthAction before u married him? Didn't u study his sexual prowess befptr u married him? Didn't u see him naked before u married him? Didn't he feel like your brother before you married him? If u get to know he is fancying other women outside his marriage, will u feel good about it? In all honesty, I think you're looking for an excuse to cheat or leave the marriage..... If not, you will look for remedies and not dreaming about another man having sex with you..... If marriage Don tire u, divorse am make e marry woman wen go see am like husband rather than brother..... Go marry who go dey use tongue bath all parts of your body.......women of these days sha.... U still dey your husband house dey dream about another man knacking you..... Soon you go begin eye your male neighbor wen get six packs....... Before u know... U go get Belle and in 7 years time your husband go dey find how to run DNA because him head round but the pikin head flat....... Madam, if you're no longer in love with him, divorce him... You're not the first... U can even bake cake and celebrate it... And after that, marry someone who can oralize you from morning till morning......

Instead of this odeh to focus on im book make e for pass, na social media attention e dey find.....

I think you're a bad boyfriend sha.... If not, you won't mention the word forgive as if it's you that was raped and u need her forgiveness......i hope she meets a better man who can handle her like a queen and not the way you're going about it and for your own good, going after such a man who has the mind to rape a lady with a knife in a public place not minding the consequences is dangerous but then, maybe u should go after him and face what your girlfriend faced.... Let's see how u will feel if she tells u she forgives you after the man stabs some senses into you..... And also, as u are asking her to quit her job, make sure u find something equivalent or better for her to do or pay her salary on a monthly basis...... Nor be to tell woman make she quit her job be the issue.... It's taking over the responsibilities the job took care of that's the issue....

You never see anything.... Na wen market women begin stone you with ice fish scales na im you go know the magnitude of the crime wen u commit against your own body... Odeh

There is nothing sweeter Than party jollof sha

PureStarman:
Well he should help people if he can.
Many are suffering

.... The devil doesn't give anything for free.... There is more to spraying money than meets the ordinary eyes.......

Exxentialz:
which nation? Is Nigeria a nation?

.... Nah.... Not a nation but I wonder what you're doing here sha