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Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 7:18pm On Jun 08, 2006

I have not forsaken you, Princess. . .surely you know that?

Nairaland General › Re: Hey All ! I'm New Here by Genial(m): 6:55pm On Jun 08, 2006

Welcome, Natalie.

_{"Our wife, our wife": come midnight and we will know whose wife she really is.}

Career › Re: Should 2'2s Go To Hell Because They Ain't 1st Class Or 2'1? by Genial(m): 6:48pm On Jun 08, 2006

DRANOEL:
agree with it or don't agree with it, thats your cup of tea. as a 1st class holder you should know that the person teaching you is not the same one teaching the other man and so their grading can't be the same or should i have cause to doubt that paper you have?

Hehehe. . .

This is getting more and more ridiculous!

You're almost getting me convinced that you don't know the first thing about university standards and regulations. . . .

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Satan Really Such A Bad Person? by Genial(m): 6:26pm On Jun 08, 2006

@ Reverend

I do not believe that you actually exist, or that any of the things that have purportedly been typed by you are your original thoughts.

I cannot see you, smell you, feel you or hear you.

Therefore I am forced to conclude that you are the figment of someone's idle imagination.

What say ye - are you real?

Romance › Re: Your Biggest Crush by Genial(m): 5:03pm On Jun 08, 2006

Would crushing kolanut between my teeth count? cheesy

Career › Re: Should 2'2s Go To Hell Because They Ain't 1st Class Or 2'1? by Genial(m): 4:43pm On Jun 08, 2006

DRANOEL:
the truth is what university of agric abeakuta sees as 2.1 might be pass at university of agric makurdi! what uni abuja might see as 1st class might be 3rd class at unijos!

I don't agree with that, Mr. It certainly isn't the truth. It is so incredible as to border on the ridiculous.

Travel › Re: What Did You First Experience In The US? by Genial(m): 2:37pm On Jun 08, 2006

omogenaija:
my first expericence in the US was very unique. I came out of my mother's womb and didnt know where i was. I just saw a white guy and a black guy staring @ me. And then some lady picked me up and began to rise me.

isn't that scary ?

How did you come out of your mother's womb? Did you crawl, walk, run or drive?

Romance › Re: Can A Man Be In Love With Two Sisters? by Genial(m): 2:34pm On Jun 08, 2006

luvly:
please men in the house should come and answer this question.A guy met my cousin first but when he saw me he started diverting attention.Is he playing games?PLS HELP!!!He calls me and he calls my sister 2 telling us same story and same love texts.

He's irresponsible and you're gullible.

Make that 'very gullible'.

Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Girls Have to Know about Guys by Genial(m): 2:30pm On Jun 08, 2006

davidylan:
Yeaah right, how old can he be? not more than 18 by my calculations. crying because your girlfriend won't pick your calls? What happened to common sense?

lol.
@ Davidylan:

You can be so funny sometimes. . .hehehehehe

I don't think he's up to 18 though!

Politics › Re: Abu Musab Al-zarqawi, The Most Wanted Terrorist In Iraq, Killed. by Genial(m): 1:36pm On Jun 08, 2006

Jakumo:
Good riddance to a sick homicidal bastard and blood-thirsty murderer of unarmed, hog-tied civilians. Too bad that it took expensinve ordnance to liquidate that despicable cretin. It would have been cheaper and more fun to run him over with a tank and then use his head as a hood ornament for victory lap around Baghdad.

Here's hoping that more demented livestock stray into the cross-hairs of those circling Apache gunships. Sho y'right.

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 1:30pm On Jun 08, 2006

A dead person will not complain of not getting enough sleep!

The fowl digs out the blade that kills it.

The grasshopper that runs into the midst of fowls ends up in the land of spirits.

Those who defaecate at night (in the bush) see the spirit grasshopper.

The harmattan will lick the lips of the person that does not lick his lips by himself.

The chicken says it looks up when drinking water because the death that kills it usually comes from the sky.

grin

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 12:59pm On Jun 08, 2006

Here, Princess. . . . undecided

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 12:30pm On Jun 08, 2006

Left you, Princess?

I don't understand!!!

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 12:08pm On Jun 08, 2006

@Wormedup

A chronic bachelor is working for other people.

A sheep that will grow horns should ask the ram how its neck feels.

Piglet: Why is your snout turned up, Mom?
Sow: Don't worry about it, dear. When you're my age you'll know why.

He who carries the carcass of an elephant does not search for crickets with his legs.

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 12:04pm On Jun 08, 2006

dominobaby:
@genial, i'm using ma phone 2 browse. U cud drp your addy, i'll let u know when nxt i come online aight?
*nt regular wt that*

It's on my profile!

Travel › Re: UK's Highly Skilled Migrant Programme by Genial(m): 6:09pm On Jun 07, 2006

nairamar:
I know someone has been here in the UK on a HSMV and is doing fine.

He had 10 years experience in civil service at a state level and applied from HSMV and got it with his wife and 2 kids.

He didn't have a job waiting for him in the UK, he started looking for a job when he got here, and I helped him with his CV etc. The funny thing is he's not working in any specialist industry like IT or Biotech, he's working as a security guard in a department store!

So don't be afraid to apply for a HSMV, just make sure you have some working experience and a degree in something.

You take the prize for sarcasm.

Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine Scam Malaki Ahmed by Genial(m): 5:17pm On Jun 07, 2006

These guys need more imagination. This particular story has done the rounds!

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 4:46pm On Jun 07, 2006

And where is she, by the way?

angry

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 4:45pm On Jun 07, 2006

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=13240.msg410113#msg410113 date=1149690543]Domino, where are you? i haven't talked to you today, have i?[/quote]No, you haven't talked to her. Have you?

grin

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 3:27pm On Jun 07, 2006

@ D'baby:

Could you try to get to me at my MSN?

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 3:17pm On Jun 07, 2006

dominobaby:
J-girl, yeah, you're a good girl, lol.

Genial?

Oui, ma cherie soeur?

_{*Meaning, 'yes, my dear sister'?*}

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 5:02pm On Jun 06, 2006

To extract a palm nut is exactly that - to extract a palm nut; to take the entire head of palm nut is stealing.

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 4:50pm On Jun 06, 2006

Good to hear from you D'baby.

_{*Under the breath. . . why do I keep thinking she's my sister?*}

Are you my sister, D'baby?

grin

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 4:45pm On Jun 06, 2006

True talk.

Instead a pot of wine will breed animosity among in-laws, let it break on the way!

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 3:51pm On Jun 06, 2006

wormedup:
how a ya Genial ?
the buttocks saw something and decided to stay in the back. who knows what it saw.

Hey, Wormedup! I'm fine, thank you.

The vulture and the kite do not scramble for food: the vulture is a scavenger; the kite, a predator!

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 1:45pm On Jun 06, 2006

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=13240.msg405951#msg405951 date=1149556330]E don shele. Seriously ehn, we should form a thread for lovers only.[/quote] angry

Would you like to have some chicken?

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 1:42pm On Jun 06, 2006

dominobaby:
Hullo Genial

D' baby!

It's been some time.

And where have you been? angry

Career › Re: Any Hope For lower grades In Nigeria? by Genial(m): 1:31pm On Jun 06, 2006

[quote author=Sky-walker link=topic=14590.msg405498#msg405498 date=1149539817]Hello
I would like to know if there is any hoppe for graduate who comes out with 3rd class degree.I know i tried my best but i was not good enough in school just because my other classmates have money to help them or have their bodies to share.I am fresh out of school and i need to know if the certificate worths it or mayb go back to school for second degree.If 3rd class graduate ends of doing PGD or even masters.Do companies still employs them?i need to know because i am really confused now.Some one should please give me a reasonable advice.[/quote]Skywalker, there will always be a way where there is the will to succeed. If you are not inclined towards academics - surely there are several other things you are good at? You can explore these abilities - in fashion, acting, business, farming/agriculture and many more areas. If you can translate your natural acumen into polished skill (by training yourself!), you will find out that you will add more value to yourself and society by functioning in your area of strength!!

My heart goes out to you, my friend. THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU!!! And don't ever doubt that.

Write your own story - let this be the beginning of a new chapter. Let other people who are discouraged draw encouragement from you as you summon, from the depths of your being, your God-given ability and the will to succeed!

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Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 9:06pm On Jun 05, 2006

I've got to leave now, my Princess.

I may be able to log in again tonight.

If not, the sound of your voice and the beauty of your smile will remain fresh in my memory. . . untili the tides of time flow this way again. . . .

Ciao, my Rose!

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 9:06pm On Jun 05, 2006

Don't be so quick to conclude, Lovely.

I sent you the rose petals today.

_{*Look at the date!*}

Nairaland General › Re: Not (a) Chicken! by Genial(op): 9:00pm On Jun 05, 2006

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Floats Airline, TV Station & Fast Food Outlet by Genial(m): 8:57pm On Jun 05, 2006

mochafella:
@emmie4j

you rightly observed it is your right to give offerings/tithes. However if the airline/fast food outlet/tv station are run as profit-making entities then they should be taxed.

You're right about that.

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