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Mondisweets: how are u dear?

Awesome!

caseless: nah, i dnt do shiit like that.
Na wen pesin de talk serious , na den u de turn everythin on its head wth unnecessary rants. Shikena, i dnt go. Bye!

Looooooool!!! Caseless dey shame? Kikikkakahahahaa! Oooboy! . So u ''dn't go''? Na wa for this ur statement o.You are twisting my brain.
Oya sowie...*pats his lapalapa head*

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...sweery....but .seriously...if I come down to Nigeria for 2 week holiday & take u to a nice disco....will u allow me to press u...Juss a little? (be nice) [/quote]But sweetrat,u're already in Naija...u've been for a long while.Are u confused? You are my houseboy.
Hmmmm...multiple personality disorder.

castielo: Damn!

Do u mind? You are interrupting my love letter!

caseless: d feelin is mutual , jst kiss me.
We can discus off here.
I knw u love me, i love u too.

He.diot.I heard u were busy self-service*ing,hence ur inability to visit NL often.Are u through?

caseless: twinny? Do u think i hav dat power to cage catha-lioness aka maria? I heard she's bn running stomach and always sitting on toilet sink, so she cant post.
As for lertee, she's in my room. *winks*

Your imaginations are becoming outrageous.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....mennnn....i can wait to become M.O.D & ban this 2 village girls for 30 years each...I swaaar! [/quote]Yeah yeah.Ur wish will come through in 40yrs time.

caseless:
u knw i like nyash and breast wela.

And u know i love knives and hot iron wella?
*slaps his brain*

Where is that guy who has potato for brains? Caseless!!!! Come here! What hv u done to Lertee and my twinny?

Mondisweets:

Hi gurl! Whaddup?

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...sweeery forget that boy...i rather touch it! [/quote]What? U'll rather touch his castrated blokos
Oh my...
*faints*

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..…hangon…how comes I have never seen halfcast babe on Niaraland? …whats going on? [/quote]That's cos u're soo black and uglee,they dn't wanna get contaminated by ur worworism.When they smell u,they ruuuun!

caseless: *touch touch her nyash and brea'st in public*

Na thunder go fire u.
*castrates him*

Honestly,it is males who manage money better.Even from youthful age,guys learn to hustle,hence the tendency to manage what the've worked hard for.But in most homes(married couples),its the woman who does the finance management better.Trust me,when kids come into the picture,no be person go teach u money management.
For those guys shouting ''females females'',u're correct to an extent.Most females who cn't manage resources are the single ones b'cos they are not responsible for other people(kids,parents,husbands) ,and they are used to having their needs provided for them.But a guy considers settling down to hv a family,house,car etc. We women simply plan to marry our ''settled'' husbands.Lol!

@ nfts0502...those are awesome.Keep up the good work.

corperscorner: ode oshi
oponu ayirada
abirun eda
olori nla

Choi! See vexing? Werrin happen na? Na me say make ur destiny get K-leg? Or ur lineage to be as*s lickers? Loooooool!
Mbok free me jare.

OMG...i would hv loved to say ''rest in peace baby girl'' but i wonder if it is appropriate.Your death was painfull,i cn't begin to imagine.But ur blood cried out and the evil was exposed.I hope u'll find peace,dear girl.
As for the bastard who killed her,may u never find peace,and may the girl's death be bliss compared to what is to come ur way.Imagine,just 18 years and sooo evil.
As for young girls,curiosity kills the proverbial cat oooo.Shine ya eye.And the yeye security guard who saw a boy entering the premises cld not act...not untill few minutes later when he heard her screaming....*investigative mode activated*.Pls drill the guard by pushing hot iron thru his anus.He is a culprit!!!.if he did his job wella,the girl might be alive.....
*sigh*. God hv mercy!!!

lorretta u: thanks first.

Second pls You don't know nada about us. Keep your counselling for your daughters.
Thanks.

*Falls frm BRT into atlantic ocean*
Loooool!!!

elbulk: Get ur facts rite...Dangote has a degree from a university in Egypt,plus he learnt to do business properly

Thank u Professor Osisoma...

felixdanielthed: Dangote acquired money-making skills from his uncle, was never an inborn talent took association with his uncle to unleash dat talent skills in trading bro.

Both vocational and academics should go together.

Like rich dad poor dad say universities makes u a employee not n employer

He was ''born'' wif it,but developed and honed it under his uncle's wings,,,u get my point? Many peeps hv skills but unable to showcase it due to lack of opportunity.

Dreamflyin: #TeamVocationalTraining.
I came from a family that made their fortune from dirt and grit - car engine rebuilders.
From when i was kid, i dreaded my dad's workshop after school hours.
Through secondary school, i cursed every single day my dad forces me to come to work during holidays.
Money made from that company already sent me to flight school overseas for pilot training. I like machines, i troubleshoot machines and i breathe and love working on any machinery.
Today, i stowed my diploma deep inside my bag, working at something i had always hated, but really loved.
I'm my own man, with a very bright future in manufacturing and service company all thanks to the skills i got from working at my dads.
I now smile as i see the Uni peeps come for IT, and try not to get dirty, but will jump into the labour market tomorrow sweating it for peanuts, when they could make a huge fortune for themselves with a skill and the sound education they got after the initial pain, ridicule and sacrifice.
Nigeria manufactures so little, and the future manufacturers got the future.
Show me someone flaunting his cert, i'll show you a big failure.

Nice one.

xynerise: Have you watched the Avatar animated? The master of Earth bending

No,but i've watched ''the rise of antelopes''.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...Gentle Mimi <<<<< lessbian [/quote]Better than marrying a poor you!

xynerise: Thanks. Looking for who to remove the apollo sef

Olodo.I removed ur eye balls.You are officially blind and cannot see boobies to analyze and pull.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...but why u so voilent?...who will marry u? [/quote]Corky,anyone but YOU will be perfect!

bolaji73: would have felt after listening to the man....mr teacher can you be humble enough to correct my grammatical error if there is even any?

I did,gently.Your perception took a diff direction.Sorry.

xynerise: *slaps her left ear*

*removes his apollo eyeballs*

childluck: Many so called graduates are as well "educated illiterates"
We have it both ways.

True.Imagine a graduate saying..''i does not do it''

[quote author=Dolly-Parton]Op meant, u should try and do both.[/quote]Nope,he did not.Read his post agin.

xynerise: Wetin? Real men are discussing

Harlot,antelope and bouncer discussing? I give up!