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RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 5:34pm On Jan 06, 2014
SeaGold: Do not conscripts me into all this juvenile rigmarolegrin
Naaah. I dn't plan to do so.You'll be too boring for me.I engage guys with teeth...lol!
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 5:33pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Do you know what taking something personal means? I don't think so, because from your posts, you were the one taking things personal.

Me & lorretta were having our usual banter, when you strayed it, revisit your posts.
My friend,commot here jare.Person no fit yab you.You go just go jump for front of trailer.When u yab a lady,it becomes a ''banter''.But when the lady turns it around on u and u're at the recieving end,u go dey write open letter,dey speak grammar.
I was teasing u right from the start,but u're too sensitive for a male.You take things here personal and it'll do u no good! Grow up and stop whinning.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 4:58pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: @Gentlemimi: I'm tired already, our opinions of each other doesn't matter, you haven't even congratulated the person who started the thread, I suggest you do. This is a new year, drop the antagonistic attitude, it's repellant & unladylike.

When you play unnecessarily or act as an attack dog, people say demeaning things to you. Fact!! I'm done.
Shut up.You must feel very selfrighteous.Anyway,i've wished her well but my comment got hidden b'cos i dished out hot soup for a male like u...too bad.
See u very soon.....ur case dey inside cooler.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 4:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
@ Loretta,mbok no vex sey i derail ya thread ooo.I've written a ''best wishes'' comment but it got hidden alongside a bashing comment.Sorry.
Once more,wishing u a very happy,peacful and fruitful home with no limitation of love.Be happy!!!
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 4:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
SeaGold: Some remarks aren't.
You gave ur Calibre friend a very good advice to take things ''easy''.At this rate,my grandma might just outlive him.Why take things personal here? He should also drop his remarks wif caution and wisdom.If he cannot handle the heat,he shld simply keep away frm the fire. He can boldly tell me to shut it but unwilling to accept my hot plate of nkworiri? Issokay.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 4:35pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Ok! I'm still battling with puberty, ive got acne, pimples and what have you. Now this thread is not about you or me, its about lorretta & her husband, join them in celebrating or better still ask her to furnish you with tips on how to get your own marriage & maybe we can celebrate with you.

When I talk you listen, it will be of benefit to you, your age means nothing to me, if you like be an octogenarian, it doesn't change your sadness neither does it make me not smarter or wiser than you.

Take my advice or chuck it in the bin & keep obsessing over my "puberty".
Yeah,u must be silly to tell me to listen when u talk.Who the fu*ck are u? Frakinstein? Are u mistaken? Do i look like ur babe u order around.You are high on soured brea*st milk.I dey follow u play b4,na im give u right to write open letter to me,bah? Sweetrat,when u talk,i turn my face away from ur foul breath!!? Eejit.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 4:13pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Ok! I'm still battling with puberty, ive got acne, pimples and what have you. Now this thread is not about you or me, its about lorretta & her husband, join them in celebrating or better still ask her to furnish you with tips on how to get your own marriage & maybe we can celebrate with you.

When I talk you listen, it will be of benefit to you, your age means nothing to me, if you like be an octogenarian, it doesn't change your sadness neither does it make me not smarter or wiser than you.

Take my advice or chuck it in the bin & keep obsessing over my "puberty".
Ohhhh shut up kid.You take things personal sooo much.See the epistle wey u dey write for me...sey wetin happen? Abeg fu*ck off joor.I wonder at ur real life nature.Dn't kneel over and die of blood pressure.I'm simply catching my fun at ur expense.
Are u hurt? Go and drink wet cement.Sheesh.Small pikin.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 3:38pm On Jan 06, 2014
Mondisweets: so long its not attached to you then i will unwrap it smiley
Buhahaha!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by GentleMimi: 3:37pm On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=-Mr Cork-].....ok…wher is that Mondi Sweet babe or Gentle Mimi babe or those Nairaland babes when u need them? ... whers ma New year present?? ...Wher dem at?? angry[/quote]Warrisit,Corky?
Iyanmmi!!! This thread is dryyyyy!
*sprinkles ''holy'' water*
Twinny,Lertee,Caseless,Larride...where the fu*ck are u guyshuh
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 3:04pm On Jan 06, 2014
lynpetra: I would make sure I don't cross ur path on NL. embarassed
Lol! No dear,we're cool.I only bare my fangs at pompous male folks. cheesy
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 2:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: You keep talking nonsense, Ive got a smoother face than yours, even with your layers of make-up.

I'm tired of your idiocy, apply the changes I highlighted to your life & watch it change, it's your life not mine.
*Yawns*.....kiddo giving me advice when he's still battling wif late puberty and acne? Issoraite
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 2:25pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Shut up! You should jump to the high heavens that a god like me is willing to look at you twice.

How can I be a little boy, I passed 18 more than 5 years ago & I can single handedly take care of you ( no kidding ), something no one has been willing to do for you all your life.

Now the window is open, grab it before it shuts on you.
Kiddo,of course u feel like a god.Your meat just grew a few centimeters longer,we no go hear word.Your voice got deeper yesterday,na only ur voice we go dey hear.Hmmmm.
*Pats his head*..oya go,i'll tell those little girls that u are now beyond puberty.
*Shuts the window on his pimpled face*
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 2:05pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Hahaha! Ok fine, come to my house with the remedy, I have a fetish for older women at times, come along with lubricants, I can't deal with vag*nal dryness. grin
*Sighs*...children of these days..they'll even fu*ck their mums if allowed.Sweerie,i dn't do little boys who cn't even get it up.I wanna live my old age a free woman...not in a cell for paedophilia naaa!!!
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:53pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Lol you wish it wasn't true!! Deep down you know there's so much truth in what I said.

I don't talk to my mum like that, because I love her, she's accomplished & happy not a frustrated old woman trying to take out her frustration on others.

Change your life, there are lots of widowers & older men looking for a mature wife, there's still hope for you, ma'am
Bla bla blaaaaaaa.You too talk.
Choi! Cry baby.....cry me a river.
Btw,u also sound ''impotent'' grin Are u? I've got native remedy too.You know we elders hv lots of secret remedies...
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:41pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Hahahahahahaha! You must be a comedian, shut up please!!! How about you bring you dried up menopausal vag*na to me, lets see if I'm in puberty stage.

You are old doesn't mean you have any experience, for all I know, you might be a 45 year old virgin frustrated with life, how then can you call a virile, smart, sharp guy like me inexperienced? Do you know how stu*pid that sounds? Well i guess I'm not experienced when it comes to failure & disappointment.
*yawns*
All talk and no action.Have some respect.I'm even older than ur mama.Is this how u talk to her? grin
I love NL.I can claim to be who i wanna be. Lol @ ''old''. Respect my grey hair.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:28pm On Jan 06, 2014
lynpetra: I know naaaaa.Because babe wont say Shit like that.God punish am for this thing wey him talk.This kind husband na to pur acid,melt am join am with Shit wey dey suckaway.The guy na fooool!
grin
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:22pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Hahaha I'm not a boy granny!! I know you're old enough to be my mum, so your frustration with spinsterhood is understood.
Thank u my child.Now run off and play with ur mates.Leave we adults to do the advice giving and decision making.Now,go! cheesy
Btw,as a granny,i cld give u one or two tips on hw to take care of a woman.You sound sooo inexperienced.Make good use of ur meat! grin
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:17pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: I'm talking of a real man, dogs or imaginary men don't count.

If you had a man in your life, you won't have a problem with what I said, because you will be able to relate with it.
Abeg no pour saliva for my face jare. grin
How wld u even know a ''real'' man? You never even grow biabia,talkless of outgrowing ur ''wetdream'' phase.Boy,leave that to the men joor.That piece of meat btw ur legs dn't qualify u as a man ooo.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:10pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Not true! it doesn't get better. The stage of trying to impress will soon fizzle out, & then reality will kick in. It will get better again but that's many years to come when you guys have reached a significant milestone.

Maybe when all your kids are in Uni
*Yawns*...boys wif pimples trying to give advice they know nofin abt.
*sneezes*






*runs away before callibre comes with cutlass*
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:04pm On Jan 06, 2014
lynpetra: God punish that ur blokus.Anu Mpama.
That tin is not blokos.It is shrunken dry meat btw his legs....totally useless.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Shu*t up! You don't know anything about me. This is a new year, don't take out your frustration on someone else, just implement the necessary changes in your life, & your man will come.
Looooool! You see what i'm saying.Are u experiencing menopause for males? grin i have a remedy for u.
Calm down,take a deep breath and stop sucking expired bre*ast milk!!!
And by the way,my man is here already. grin
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 12:49pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Shut up! Simple lesson, learn
No,u shut the fu*ck up.Who is giving the frigging lesson?You? Like seriously? You wey still dey suck mama bwest,dey collect chop money from parlee? Park well. grin
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 12:22pm On Jan 06, 2014
chiteny: Seems u been enter farting room before the wedding. you look slimmer in you profile pix undecided. Fine pictures shaa
Mbok,no kill me here.It is fattening room women go to,not farting room.You wan use mess purge her belle ni? grin
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 12:16pm On Jan 06, 2014
50calibre: Nice one!! My question is : how much did the young man had to shell out for all these, I trust IMO state, the man must have been bled dry.

To all other NL feminists, you don't need anyone to tell you to up your game, if these pics don't serve as a wake up call, nothing will.

Lorretta was a member of your feminist crew, who went around talking tought & advocating equality, she fooled all of you!! Feminism is a fraud, she is a fraud, I suggest you all drop the bullsh*it or remain single for life.

Now if she likes, let her not cook for her husband or when he talks, she can talk back.. Lets see what happens.
Bla bla bla.You nag worse than a woman on her period.
CrimeRe: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by GentleMimi: 11:47am On Jan 06, 2014
Mr Aboki: Okay!! I think you have exhausted your tribalism quota for the day.. angry


Now please contribute something meaningful to the thread..


Thanks!
Pls,do not make him exhaust the tiny intelligence left.A man cannot give what he lacks.
CrimeRe: 5 Policemen Detained For Renting Rifle To Kidnappers by GentleMimi: 11:02am On Jan 06, 2014
omusiliyu: On seeing the headline i already knew that it will be in the east. Ndigbo love Money pass anything. Like if you agree
Na wa ooo. And ur people go dey rejoice sey them get male pikin. Even a fo*ol knows that corruption in the police force is not particular to a tribe. Pikin disease dey worry u.You wan turn this thread to tribal war abi?
PoliticsRe: Fashola And Pastor Adeboye At Annual Lagos State's Thanksgiving. Pics by GentleMimi: 9:46am On Jan 06, 2014
pandriod: Which god are you referring to? The Jewish or the Arabian one? #Smh

Next time, stop posting from your deluded mind. We have at least one billion gods around the world, and I believe in the gods my forefathers worshipped.

#FuckYourGod.
You sound angry,hateful and empty.Accept Jesus into ur life.You should aspire to be greater than ur ancestors..not wallowing in the same mud as they did.
You need Jesus,with Him comes satisfaction and peace.
Even though i'm a christian,i can never make any negative statement about Allah , Mohammed or any other god.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Does It Feel To Be Back To Work? by GentleMimi: 9:18am On Jan 06, 2014
I had a sleepless night....and this morning,i woke up wif fast heart beats. The fear of work no even gree me chop wella last night.But i thank the Lord sey i don dey wake up small small for my work place.I'm 80% alert now.
CultureRe: Aguleri Town Masquerade Festival In Anambra (pictures) by GentleMimi: 8:57am On Jan 06, 2014
chino11: Runs Nigerian Space Agency how? He is just an ordinary DG of the agency. What expertise has he brought to the agency? The same Oluwole certified professor who cannot invent anything other than carrying files up and down..
Boooooy!!! You are killing me with ur flow.Mehn!!! I dey feel u!!!
CultureRe: Aguleri Town Masquerade Festival In Anambra (pictures) by GentleMimi: 8:38am On Jan 06, 2014
Odenigbo Aroli: You mean "class" like an Oba who stripped his wife naked and beat her to pulp before the public eye ? Yea,you got class,alright!
Damn punch!!! Wicked...
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by GentleMimi: 7:57am On Jan 06, 2014
[quote author=special_zobo]calm down na...wetin you dey try achieve with this ur comments undecided[/quote]Desperate for attention....and he seems to be getting it.Just ignore the bush meat jare

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