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SeaGold: Do not conscripts me into all this juvenile rigmaroleNaaah. I dn't plan to do so.You'll be too boring for me.I engage guys with teeth...lol! |
50calibre: Do you know what taking something personal means? I don't think so, because from your posts, you were the one taking things personal.My friend,commot here jare.Person no fit yab you.You go just go jump for front of trailer.When u yab a lady,it becomes a ''banter''.But when the lady turns it around on u and u're at the recieving end,u go dey write open letter,dey speak grammar. I was teasing u right from the start,but u're too sensitive for a male.You take things here personal and it'll do u no good! Grow up and stop whinning. |
50calibre: @Gentlemimi: I'm tired already, our opinions of each other doesn't matter, you haven't even congratulated the person who started the thread, I suggest you do. This is a new year, drop the antagonistic attitude, it's repellant & unladylike.Shut up.You must feel very selfrighteous.Anyway,i've wished her well but my comment got hidden b'cos i dished out hot soup for a male like u...too bad. See u very soon.....ur case dey inside cooler. |
@ Loretta,mbok no vex sey i derail ya thread ooo.I've written a ''best wishes'' comment but it got hidden alongside a bashing comment.Sorry. Once more,wishing u a very happy,peacful and fruitful home with no limitation of love.Be happy!!! |
SeaGold: Some remarks aren't.You gave ur Calibre friend a very good advice to take things ''easy''.At this rate,my grandma might just outlive him.Why take things personal here? He should also drop his remarks wif caution and wisdom.If he cannot handle the heat,he shld simply keep away frm the fire. He can boldly tell me to shut it but unwilling to accept my hot plate of nkworiri? Issokay. |
50calibre: Ok! I'm still battling with puberty, ive got acne, pimples and what have you. Now this thread is not about you or me, its about lorretta & her husband, join them in celebrating or better still ask her to furnish you with tips on how to get your own marriage & maybe we can celebrate with you.Yeah,u must be silly to tell me to listen when u talk.Who the fu*ck are u? Frakinstein? Are u mistaken? Do i look like ur babe u order around.You are high on soured brea*st milk.I dey follow u play b4,na im give u right to write open letter to me,bah? Sweetrat,when u talk,i turn my face away from ur foul breath!!? Eejit. |
50calibre: Ok! I'm still battling with puberty, ive got acne, pimples and what have you. Now this thread is not about you or me, its about lorretta & her husband, join them in celebrating or better still ask her to furnish you with tips on how to get your own marriage & maybe we can celebrate with you.Ohhhh shut up kid.You take things personal sooo much.See the epistle wey u dey write for me...sey wetin happen? Abeg fu*ck off joor.I wonder at ur real life nature.Dn't kneel over and die of blood pressure.I'm simply catching my fun at ur expense. Are u hurt? Go and drink wet cement.Sheesh.Small pikin. |
Mondisweets: so long its not attached to you then i will unwrap itBuhahaha!!! |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-].....ok…wher is that Mondi Sweet babe or Gentle Mimi babe or those Nairaland babes when u need them? ... whers ma New year present?? ...Wher dem at?? [/quote]Warrisit,Corky?Iyanmmi!!! This thread is dryyyyy! *sprinkles ''holy'' water* Twinny,Lertee,Caseless,Larride...where the fu*ck are u guys ![]() |
lynpetra: I would make sure I don't cross ur path on NL.Lol! No dear,we're cool.I only bare my fangs at pompous male folks. ![]() |
50calibre: You keep talking nonsense, Ive got a smoother face than yours, even with your layers of make-up.*Yawns*.....kiddo giving me advice when he's still battling wif late puberty and acne? Issoraite |
50calibre: Shut up! You should jump to the high heavens that a god like me is willing to look at you twice.Kiddo,of course u feel like a god.Your meat just grew a few centimeters longer,we no go hear word.Your voice got deeper yesterday,na only ur voice we go dey hear.Hmmmm. *Pats his head*..oya go,i'll tell those little girls that u are now beyond puberty. *Shuts the window on his pimpled face* |
50calibre: Hahaha! Ok fine, come to my house with the remedy, I have a fetish for older women at times, come along with lubricants, I can't deal with vag*nal dryness.*Sighs*...children of these days..they'll even fu*ck their mums if allowed.Sweerie,i dn't do little boys who cn't even get it up.I wanna live my old age a free woman...not in a cell for paedophilia naaa!!! |
50calibre: Lol you wish it wasn't true!! Deep down you know there's so much truth in what I said.Bla bla blaaaaaaa.You too talk. Choi! Cry baby.....cry me a river. Btw,u also sound ''impotent'' Are u? I've got native remedy too.You know we elders hv lots of secret remedies... |
50calibre: Hahahahahahaha! You must be a comedian, shut up please!!! How about you bring you dried up menopausal vag*na to me, lets see if I'm in puberty stage.*yawns* All talk and no action.Have some respect.I'm even older than ur mama.Is this how u talk to her? ![]() I love NL.I can claim to be who i wanna be. Lol @ ''old''. Respect my grey hair. |
lynpetra: I know naaaaa.Because babe wont say Shit like that.God punish am for this thing wey him talk.This kind husband na to pur acid,melt am join am with Shit wey dey suckaway.The guy na fooool! ![]() |
50calibre: Hahaha I'm not a boy granny!! I know you're old enough to be my mum, so your frustration with spinsterhood is understood.Thank u my child.Now run off and play with ur mates.Leave we adults to do the advice giving and decision making.Now,go! ![]() Btw,as a granny,i cld give u one or two tips on hw to take care of a woman.You sound sooo inexperienced.Make good use of ur meat! ![]() |
50calibre: I'm talking of a real man, dogs or imaginary men don't count.Abeg no pour saliva for my face jare. ![]() How wld u even know a ''real'' man? You never even grow biabia,talkless of outgrowing ur ''wetdream'' phase.Boy,leave that to the men joor.That piece of meat btw ur legs dn't qualify u as a man ooo. |
50calibre: Not true! it doesn't get better. The stage of trying to impress will soon fizzle out, & then reality will kick in. It will get better again but that's many years to come when you guys have reached a significant milestone.*Yawns*...boys wif pimples trying to give advice they know nofin abt. *sneezes* *runs away before callibre comes with cutlass* |
lynpetra: God punish that ur blokus.Anu Mpama.That tin is not blokos.It is shrunken dry meat btw his legs....totally useless. |
50calibre: Shu*t up! You don't know anything about me. This is a new year, don't take out your frustration on someone else, just implement the necessary changes in your life, & your man will come.Looooool! You see what i'm saying.Are u experiencing menopause for males? i have a remedy for u.Calm down,take a deep breath and stop sucking expired bre*ast milk!!! And by the way,my man is here already. ![]() |
50calibre: Shut up! Simple lesson, learnNo,u shut the fu*ck up.Who is giving the frigging lesson?You? Like seriously? You wey still dey suck mama bwest,dey collect chop money from parlee? Park well. ![]() |
chiteny: Seems u been enter farting room before the wedding. you look slimmer in you profile pixMbok,no kill me here.It is fattening room women go to,not farting room.You wan use mess purge her belle ni? ![]() |
50calibre: Nice one!! My question is : how much did the young man had to shell out for all these, I trust IMO state, the man must have been bled dry.Bla bla bla.You nag worse than a woman on her period. |
Mr Aboki: Okay!! I think you have exhausted your tribalism quota for the day..Pls,do not make him exhaust the tiny intelligence left.A man cannot give what he lacks. |
omusiliyu: On seeing the headline i already knew that it will be in the east. Ndigbo love Money pass anything. Like if you agreeNa wa ooo. And ur people go dey rejoice sey them get male pikin. Even a fo*ol knows that corruption in the police force is not particular to a tribe. Pikin disease dey worry u.You wan turn this thread to tribal war abi? |
pandriod: Which god are you referring to? The Jewish or the Arabian one? #SmhYou sound angry,hateful and empty.Accept Jesus into ur life.You should aspire to be greater than ur ancestors..not wallowing in the same mud as they did. You need Jesus,with Him comes satisfaction and peace. Even though i'm a christian,i can never make any negative statement about Allah , Mohammed or any other god. |
I had a sleepless night....and this morning,i woke up wif fast heart beats. The fear of work no even gree me chop wella last night.But i thank the Lord sey i don dey wake up small small for my work place.I'm 80% alert now. |
chino11: Runs Nigerian Space Agency how? He is just an ordinary DG of the agency. What expertise has he brought to the agency? The same Oluwole certified professor who cannot invent anything other than carrying files up and down..Boooooy!!! You are killing me with ur flow.Mehn!!! I dey feel u!!! |
Odenigbo Aroli: You mean "class" like an Oba who stripped his wife naked and beat her to pulp before the public eye ? Yea,you got class,alright!Damn punch!!! Wicked... |
[quote author=special_zobo]calm down na...wetin you dey try achieve with this ur comments [/quote]Desperate for attention....and he seems to be getting it.Just ignore the bush meat jare |
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[/quote]Warrisit,Corky?


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