₦airaland Forum

.....A-Hall on the list...lol! Had a competition back in secondary school. Did we beat them? Hands down!. Nothing like federal/unity schools back in the 90's,mehn!!!! . I remember them with their hat,jacket and ajebo ways. Hehehehe!
@ Topic,most of them end up going abroad. Majority! But pikin wey be ntiboribo go still remain so. Even if u spend billions of dollars on that child...

Who is Ann Coulter? She shld speak for herself. That is her opinion...from someone who has obvious dislike for soccer.
Each to his/her own.i'm not so crazy abt it either,but i know the feeling it invokes....
Soccer gives release,brings peeps together,unites,gives a certain rush...excitement!!!! Free awon guys ooooooooooo!!!
It might seem like a silly act of twenty-two men running round a small object,aiming at a goal post...but it goes beyond that. It is abt strength,analysis,impulsiveness,wit,intelligence,ruggedness,risks,MONEY.....it is the spirit of football!

Ofunaofu: this fayose of a guy sef. He has started picking quarrels when he has not been sworn in. Is this what Ekiti state that pride itself as the 'fountain of knowledge' could present. Well, this is what you get when you vote for infrastructure of the stomach and democracy of rice.

So because he has not been sworn in,he should swallow every shiiit thrown at him,right? Nigerians and mediocrity.
You expect the matter to be swept under the carpet and Fayoshe shld nod his head like an agama lizard? We are the ones killing this country with timidness and sentiments.
And Fashola has enough on his plate already. I heard he was caught weeping...lol!

obayaya: I'm fine ma'am

Hope you're good?

I'm better than good,thanks.

Daaammmmmnnn! How cld Chile have lost that sweet opportunity??

Chile's goalkeeper is impressive....good work,dude!

Shhiiiit! Brazil is really putting up pressure mehn!!

Goooal! Sanchezzzzzzzzzz!!!
Call me a sadist,but i'm for chile!

Damn injury!!! Red card??
But Neymar overdo that falling trick oo. Lol!

mencade5: I sent Gentlemimi on exile.

Hahaha...she wont be coming to nairaland for a long time.

Wetin be dis object wey dey yarn okpata for my front? Go back to ya hole,u dis nkapi rattus rattus..

caseless: thank u o jare. Whr hav u been?

I've been up and about...

caseless:
mimi is stil missing.

You wish.

obayaya: Auntie, I'm here!!!
So you survived the rapture?
Welcome back

Lol. How u dey?
Thanks,nwanne..

teeo: Hi dearie

Hello teeo.

onuwaje: Did lertee survive?

I hope so.

@ Onuwaje,thank u flenty flenty dear. I dey ooo. Just had to reset my password. Had a lil problem logging in....
Shout out to my moslem peeps as u begin ur fast today..
Caseless and Lertee,especiially.
Where are obayaya and teeo?

onuwaje: Missing persons
1.Caseless
2.Gentlemimi
3.Ellantracey
4.Lynptera
5.Onila
6.Eyoniggar
7.Stag
8.Drnoel
9.Prowizy
10.Ijaw citizen
Etc

Hello,Onu! I dey oooo. hawayu?
I'm not a ''missing person'',just observing ooo.
Welcome back!

caseless: *cuddles*
that's my baby!

*pushes him away and breaks his head*
eejit!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]None of the above jare....... Na too muct acti.....[/quote]Na wa ooooo! Hian! Wetin u chop remain? U too flex!

[quote author=San Miguel][/quote]Oga do u mind?

OMG!!!! Looooooooooooooool! This made my day! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahah!
*Stops laughing due to stares being generated*



Buhahahahahahahaha..........*Laughs till fade!*

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Chei, Asa mbanu.....no be so!

ok, I can explain, inugo?

Asa m ji eje Amurikaaaaaa!

[/quote]Loool! Okay,i no vex again.How u dey na? Werrin happen,network abi NEPA no dey ur villa ni? U just bone us.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Happy New Year Derailers![/quote]Sweerie!!! Not fair! U left me all alone! I'm not speaking to u for the nxt 24hrs!!!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...MOD Jay Bee...Please please can promote me to MOD.so i can start banning people......I need to Ban 6 babes wit immmediate effect!!! [/quote]Lol! Corky love,i hope i'm not inclusive? I promise u 10 NL chicks of ur choice.

Hahahaha! I just dey laugh. Madam fireman,issoraite.You know ur son is a paedophile,serial s3x offender and psycho,but na ur neighbour u dey blame for him curse! Na wa oooo! When are we Nigerians going to learn hw to be responsible for ourselves and the things belonging to us,eh? Stop blaming ur village people,neighbours and enemies for ur failure!
As for the boy,Ikechukwu,there's got to be an atom of truth in his story.How are we sure the mom has not been brainwashed to support her pastor messiah? I had a heated argument wif one of Rev. King's members last year and i experienced the effect of unhealthy human adoration and worship.God have mercy!

Lol! Nice analysis.But the beauty of it is that there is someone at the background who decides the pitch of the game,holds the cards and does'nt even hv to break a drop of sweat...just watches at the sideline while the players sweat it out.Some of such peeps are in the fu*cking up category of Moyes...Loooool.
I'm refering to the ladies by the way.

There is absolutely nofin wrong wif this pix.I admire and respect this father.I wish other fathers learn that it is no big deal to do the extraordinary for ur kids once in a while.It creates an eternal bond.Imagine a father going to the hair salon wif his daughter as a kid? I love my daddy die!
As for those males bashing him,fu*ck you and ur ego.Being a ''man'' is not justified by the third leg btw ur thighs,no! Some men earn a living making hair for females....so why not for their kids? Will it make him a lesser man if he makes Mrs. Obama's hair?

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...this is exactly why u cant find hussband....too bush!! [/quote]Thank u darling.

caseless: *hugs*

*Pats his head*.Thats my baby..

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..anyways...ladies pliss holla at yor boy if u yung single and light skin! [/quote]*Farts*.....*Sneezes*.......*blows nose and plays wif mucus*

caseless: let's talk via pm. *angry*

Okay baby boy....














For ya mind!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...but did u catch him self servicing?..when? [/quote]
Shattap!

Mondisweets: I'm glad to here that

Thanks dear.

Caselessssssssss! Casey baby......come home to mama.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..WHAT!!!.....bro..that babe Judd said u self serviicing every day.....has she git proof? [/quote]Mbok no put fuel inside fire wey don dey blaze ooo! My padi don vex for me.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..am fine thanks....ok...apology accepted!! [/quote]Gentlemimi and Mr Cork are two entirely diff monikers,gerrit?